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Shodana > minmatar starship construction: 1 Large Magnet, 1 Large Debris Field, 2 hours of spare time.
<Entity>yeah I hate that too, coz it means I somehow managed to get cum on a -woman- :-|
Jon Mantigo > im going to hunt a sandwich brb
wierchas noobhunter > use scramber so he wont run away!
<Tibor> shit man dont know what the hell i have done to my right nut
<Molle> i stole it
<Abs_yarr> haha
<WolfgangH> Its locked away in a jar
<Tibor> no i deff still got it it is killing me
<Coupokov> MOLLETHEIF
<Molle> thats your left nut
<Tibor> think i twisted it in the night
<Molle> trying to run away as well
<Tibor> that would explain it
FOL1> might i add, only done it 6 times, without knowing, my
wife told me in the mornings
foll> what, had sex?
ssulost > So there's this movie called Fifty-Fifty. I don't know what it's about.
ssulost > But I don't think I'm gonna watch it, sounds boring.
Andreus Ixiris > You know, I saw that movie
Andreus Ixiris > I had mixed opinions on it
Andreus Ixiris > Didn't feel too strongly one way or another
ssulost > Don't
Andreus Ixiris > I guess
ssulost > Goddamnit, Andreus, don't
Andreus Ixiris > You could say
ssulost > God
Andreus Ixiris > I was fifty-fifty about it
Onyxalia La'fiette > roni you changed the name on my cyclone
Ronistar > All I did was add a question mark
Ronistar > Sometimes people hear a song, and think "hmmm that needs more cowbell". Well, sometimes people see a phrase and think "hmmm that needs more punctuation"
Ralanar Nogred > good, I'm not crazy
Kestherai > wouldn't go that far
Kestherai > :D
Ralanar Nogred > hrmph
Ralanar Nogred > :p
Ralanar Nogred > you know
Ralanar Nogred > this system I'm in
Ralanar Nogred > has a handful of stations
Ralanar Nogred > averages 90-odd people in the system
Ralanar Nogred > and the market is so bloody dry
Ralanar Nogred > no one buying anything, no one selling anything. not even ammo
Kestherai > of
Ralanar Nogred > I'd have to go 5 jumps to get ammo
Ralanar Nogred > !
Ralanar Nogred > if I wasn't making it
Kestherai > ew
Ralanar Nogred > I've half a mind to sell some
Ralanar Nogred > and make a profit
Kestherai > you should
Ralanar Nogred > Crazy D's Discount Ammunition
Kestherai > every customer gets a free handgrenade
Ralanar Nogred > rofl. yes :p
Ralanar Nogred > dammit. more marines
Ralanar Nogred > what good do marines do me.
Ralanar Nogred > Can't sell em in this market backwater.
Ralanar Nogred > wish i could reprocess them into shoelaces or something
Kestherai > ha
Kestherai > or leather
Kestherai > ftw
Ralanar Nogred > leather. Genuine Marine-hide boots!
Ralanar Nogred > Guaranteed to impress your more militant-minded friends!
Kestherai > ha yes
Ralanar Nogred > Buy two and get a free hand grenade! :p
Ralanar Nogred > All here at Crazy D's Ammunition and Surplus!
Kestherai > ah what have I done haha
Ralanar Nogred > :D
Tolin Dorden > ah well think I'll get my ass down to the shop for wsome ciggys.... nowt to do till tai's built my new raven anyway
Jenina Hawke > Tai's your builder? Kewl
Charles Burger > made by tai wan? is it gonna be really small?
Tolin Dorden > no it's just cheap and got a stamp in it's ass
Jenina Hawke > What's a small Raven? En spurv?
Charles Burger > small raven is a caracal of course :)
Jenina Hawke > Is a Caracel a type of Sparrow? :)
Tolin Dorden > no but a kessie's a baby raven
Tolin Dorden > caracal's a teen raven
Tolin Dorden > cerberus is a teen raven with pms
Charles Burger > manticore is an early developinig raven
Foley Jones > Can you guys tell me a story about burn jita? :3
Stitcher > Once upon a time, Goons. The end.
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