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Nova Strikes > sorry milk man
Nova Strikes > i'll webb him
Kerosene > the milkman?
Nova Strikes > yes
Heidi Gabs > why web the milkman?
Kerosene > stops him getting away I guess
Nova Strikes > hold on im engaging
Kerosene > what.. the milkman?
Nova Strikes > he's got crappy loot
Kerosene > yeah.. bottles and yoghurt and stuff
Arklan1 > *blink* ok, the chornicles have had an effect on me. i just found myself thinking "i could finish the mission without killing these ships... but, eh fuck it." and then had a pang of guilt.
Arklan1 > you know, for being a callous "immortal capsuleer"
DJ Daddy > life is harsh, man
Ammzi > so harsh :(
Dr p00m > lol.... serpentis' orphanage must be HUGE
Jayson Rock > nah, I bet every ship has day care
kessah > omfg
kessah > i woke up in my bed with my mate malcom
kessah > he was warm tho
kessah > tbh....
kessah > it was the best sleep ever
kessah > he a big guy aswell
Tim Brewer > 1-800-DER-DERKA........hello id like to order 1 suicide bomber please
Aevea Ning > I suspect a conspiracy
Aevea Ning > I got insurance email before my ship blew up
weedmasta > lets go kill shiet
weedmasta > this is not a fucking tea party
Yblarbo Janks > i beg to differ
Yblarbo Janks > we are drinking tea and fucking each other
Yblarbo Janks > its a fucking tea party!
Ikthorn Balhar > you should see how hard it is to hold a teacup while in a man-train
Machiavellian Blight > arghhhhhhhhhh
Machiavellian Blight > rubbed my eyes..
Machiavellian Blight > just been cutting chili..
Xela Dioved > that burns.
Xela Dioved > though you probably can't read this right now.
Machiavellian Blight > No...
<Sokhar> I DO
<Sokhar> I DO
<Sokhar> STAVROS
* Sokhar was kicked by Stavros (Sokhar - DO NOT MENTION THE NAME OF UR GOD (AUTO-KICK))
* Sokhar has joined #eve-online
* Sokhar finger bangs stavros
<Daakkon> haha
<Sokhar> oooooooo
<Sokhar> loop hole
<Daakkon> abuse it by using /me
<Daakkon> :P
* Sokhar was kicked by Stavros (FUCK OFF)
EVE System > Channel changed to Perkone Corp
Valise Liv > are you guys npc's?
N cognito > i am
Valise Liv > sweet im not alone
**Edited for Length**
(Tafon & I are recruiters, and have just recruited BAL0R)
Tafon > Hi Balor, welcome to AlphaCorp.
BAL0R > thanks tafon :)
JLobes > did u seriously just type AlphaCorp?
Tafon > shut up lobes
Tafon > being polite and formal to our new members
JLobes > lol, not telling them the right name of the corp is neither polite or formal
Tafon > wtf since when is our name alpa
* JLobes stares blankly.
Tafon > dammit.... ive always thought we were alpha.... now i have to leave.....
JLobes > Alpa, like an Alpaca
BAL0R > lmao
JLobes > notice all the Llama references?
Tafon > oooohhhh :::enlightnment:::
BAL0R > :P
JLobes > its a dromedary, like a Llama.
Tafon > dammit
JLobes > Well Balor, we all learn something new every day.
BAL0R > we do
Tafon > im in acorp that worships a big veld rock and thinks they're llamas
JLobes > lol, well, u already knew about the Veld Rock.
Tafon > shut up!
Tafon > welcome to the corp balor =P
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