Dragos Vlad > Welcome to EVE
Dusmanul > heh
Dragos Vlad > Please choose your level
Dragos Vlad > Hard
Dragos Vlad > Medium
Dragos Vlad > Easy
Dragos Vlad > Caldari
Dusmanul > rofl
Dusmanul > heh
Dragos Vlad > Please choose your level
Dragos Vlad > Hard
Dragos Vlad > Medium
Dragos Vlad > Easy
Dragos Vlad > Caldari
Dusmanul > rofl
Skirge > Least my parents are cousins :p
Skirge > ARENT
Cythrawl > no comment
Skirge > GOD DAMN IT
Skirge > ARENT
Cythrawl > no comment
Skirge > GOD DAMN IT
PKlavins > yea sure ben...*enters belt, sees triple malakim spawn* *KA-FRIGGIN'BLOOIE* *spawn is gone, cant rat for another hour while doomsday recharges*
Bentuzii > ROFL
PKlavins > not to mention it will probably cost you more to recharge the thing with ice minerals than the isk u get from the bounty :P
Bentuzii > if i could find a chimera for sale i'd rat in that
Bentuzii > ROFL
PKlavins > not to mention it will probably cost you more to recharge the thing with ice minerals than the isk u get from the bounty :P
Bentuzii > if i could find a chimera for sale i'd rat in that
Hanreas > I'd say a giant hammer attatched to Michael J Fox could me more dangerous
*Character with Kung Fu in his name enters local*
Victor Ivanov > Everybody was kung fu fighting?
tORNFISH > lol victor how many times i hear tha joke
tORNFISH > <<< kf is my alt well one of them :)
Victor Ivanov > Would you say that he is fast as lightning?
tORNFISH > no he aint
tORNFISH > lol
Victor Ivanov > But but.... It's almost somewhat frightening.
Victor Ivanov > The way he is fighting with expert timing.
tORNFISH > pls..
Victor Ivanov > I'd say by statistical probability and demographic positionitioning, your alt is inevitably a China man. He may or may not also have been rather funky.
tORNFISH > he is lazy and takes all my isk thats all i know
Victor Ivanov > I'd imagine he was a proffessional cook then. Spending most of his time chopping them up and chopping them down.
tORNFISH > rofl he is training for cap ships
Victor Ivanov > Really? Cap ships....Isn't that an ancient chinese art?
tORNFISH > dont think so
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. No? So not everyone knows their synchronized part then?
tORNFISH > i duno i just drink beer and play eve
Victor Ivanov > You say that, but.....Are you sure you aren't preparing for a feint and then a kick from the hip?
Victor Ivanov > Because that would hurt.
tORNFISH > whan i get my carrier i will show you some moves
tORNFISH > drunken master style
Victor Ivanov > I have a carrier too. We could go Kung Fu Fighting. :D
tORNFISH > 0/
Victor Ivanov > Thankfully, I'm as swift as a feline. In fact, some have said I am fast as lightning.
Victor Ivanov > You may find this to be a little bit frightening....
Victor Ivanov > But I promise that I'll mitigate my art and we could continue our fight, with expert timing
tORNFISH > sounds a bit fishy to me :)
Victor Ivanov > Say, you remind me of this fellow I know. Are you perhaps Billy Chin? Or mayhaps Sammy Chung?
tORNFISH > no just plain old ---- ----
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. That's a good name. A powerful name. Like a big boss, you know? One that goes around saying "Let's get it on" to people.
tORNFISH > if the beer s flowing and ive made enough isk
tORNFISH > kozlack is the ganster in my corp im just a bitch hauler;)
Victor Ivanov > Fair enough. It's a pleasure meeting you. *bows* But perhaps we could refrain from making a stand and swinging our hands?
Kozlack > *sniff* hey yo torn, you got a problem mang?
Victor Ivanov > That was so unexpected, I would even call it sudden. It made me skip, and has set me on the path towards an entirely new journey.
Kozlack > lay off the acid bro
Victor Ivanov > That seems a tad rude. Perhaps you wish to be kung fu fighting?
Kozlack > .............
Victor Ivanov > For my machariel is swift as lightning.
Kozlack > lol im mad, i want a mach :(
Victor Ivanov > It is indeed a fine fine ship. Although some people find its appearance intimidating. Even frightening.
Victor Ivanov > You know, you've been quiet so long, I fear you may have lost your expert timing.
Victor Ivanov > Right, that's the last line of the song, I got it out of my system now, I think. 0/
Victor Ivanov > Everybody was kung fu fighting?
tORNFISH > lol victor how many times i hear tha joke
tORNFISH > <<< kf is my alt well one of them :)
Victor Ivanov > Would you say that he is fast as lightning?
tORNFISH > no he aint
tORNFISH > lol
Victor Ivanov > But but.... It's almost somewhat frightening.
Victor Ivanov > The way he is fighting with expert timing.
tORNFISH > pls..
Victor Ivanov > I'd say by statistical probability and demographic positionitioning, your alt is inevitably a China man. He may or may not also have been rather funky.
tORNFISH > he is lazy and takes all my isk thats all i know
Victor Ivanov > I'd imagine he was a proffessional cook then. Spending most of his time chopping them up and chopping them down.
tORNFISH > rofl he is training for cap ships
Victor Ivanov > Really? Cap ships....Isn't that an ancient chinese art?
tORNFISH > dont think so
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. No? So not everyone knows their synchronized part then?
tORNFISH > i duno i just drink beer and play eve
Victor Ivanov > You say that, but.....Are you sure you aren't preparing for a feint and then a kick from the hip?
Victor Ivanov > Because that would hurt.
tORNFISH > whan i get my carrier i will show you some moves
tORNFISH > drunken master style
Victor Ivanov > I have a carrier too. We could go Kung Fu Fighting. :D
tORNFISH > 0/
Victor Ivanov > Thankfully, I'm as swift as a feline. In fact, some have said I am fast as lightning.
Victor Ivanov > You may find this to be a little bit frightening....
Victor Ivanov > But I promise that I'll mitigate my art and we could continue our fight, with expert timing
tORNFISH > sounds a bit fishy to me :)
Victor Ivanov > Say, you remind me of this fellow I know. Are you perhaps Billy Chin? Or mayhaps Sammy Chung?
tORNFISH > no just plain old ---- ----
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. That's a good name. A powerful name. Like a big boss, you know? One that goes around saying "Let's get it on" to people.
tORNFISH > if the beer s flowing and ive made enough isk
tORNFISH > kozlack is the ganster in my corp im just a bitch hauler;)
Victor Ivanov > Fair enough. It's a pleasure meeting you. *bows* But perhaps we could refrain from making a stand and swinging our hands?
Kozlack > *sniff* hey yo torn, you got a problem mang?
Victor Ivanov > That was so unexpected, I would even call it sudden. It made me skip, and has set me on the path towards an entirely new journey.
Kozlack > lay off the acid bro
Victor Ivanov > That seems a tad rude. Perhaps you wish to be kung fu fighting?
Kozlack > .............
Victor Ivanov > For my machariel is swift as lightning.
Kozlack > lol im mad, i want a mach :(
Victor Ivanov > It is indeed a fine fine ship. Although some people find its appearance intimidating. Even frightening.
Victor Ivanov > You know, you've been quiet so long, I fear you may have lost your expert timing.
Victor Ivanov > Right, that's the last line of the song, I got it out of my system now, I think. 0/
SoulHarvester 101 > I just /love this game =) Glad I bought it :D
Azia Burgi > you need to buy it again in month soul
Silas Novacejk > haha
Azia Burgi > its monthly subscription
SoulHarvester 101 > Oo
Azia Burgi > you need to buy it again in month soul
Silas Novacejk > haha
Azia Burgi > its monthly subscription
SoulHarvester 101 > Oo
Rainsdon > I should buy a crowbar - they are the best companion weapons ever, for any and every occasion.
Stranger > Nothing like crowbar love
Rainsdon > true though
Rainsdon > Light enough to carry/use in one hand
Rainsdon > heavy enough to bludgen skulls
Rainsdon > Can makes exits and well as entries
Rainsdon > Climbing aid
Stranger > Dildo
Stranger > Nothing like crowbar love
Rainsdon > true though
Rainsdon > Light enough to carry/use in one hand
Rainsdon > heavy enough to bludgen skulls
Rainsdon > Can makes exits and well as entries
Rainsdon > Climbing aid
Stranger > Dildo
Alexander Det1989 > basicly the average EVE player is 18months old
Alexander Det1989 > ugh, character*
Fugusha Kisai > lol
Fugusha Kisai > lol
Fugusha Kisai > lol
Samarath > hehe
Alexander Det1989 > I'm almost at 30
ppaugh > dont forget to holar out for your diaper change
Alexander Det1989 > ugh, character*
Fugusha Kisai > lol
Fugusha Kisai > lol
Fugusha Kisai > lol
Samarath > hehe
Alexander Det1989 > I'm almost at 30
ppaugh > dont forget to holar out for your diaper change
(%[BH]Darkage) i think u'll find that ur my biatch
(Daakkon) no you = nubface
(%[BH]Darkage) but we wont go into that
(Daakkon) darkage
(Daakkon) im your daddy
[ΓΈ] ChanMode: [BH]Darkage sets mode [+v] Daakkon
(+Daakkon) o/
(Daakkon) no you = nubface
(%[BH]Darkage) but we wont go into that
(Daakkon) darkage
(Daakkon) im your daddy
[ΓΈ] ChanMode: [BH]Darkage sets mode [+v] Daakkon
(+Daakkon) o/
Jin Entres > EVE is as stable as an agitated bull that just found his cow being humped by a horse