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Elethe > o/ Ian
Ian Mantell > hi Elethe
Ian Mantell > do you need me ?
Elethe > ONly in a dirty, sweaty way
Elethe > Was just saying hi :)
Ian Mantell > *giggle*
Ian Mantell > well it is way too hot for THAT so i stick to a cold drink
Elethe > And by dirty and sweaty, of course I mean mining and hauling :P
Ian Mantell > still too hot , even for roid-sucking
Elethe > I'll suck your roids wherever, whenever babe
Ian Mantell > meow

#608 + ( 22 ) -inappropriate?

<Ubersentinel> what's a BH?
<%[BH]Virrago> Bug Hunter
<Ubersentinel> oh
<Ubersentinel> i was thinking Bunny Hugger

#7362 + ( 4 ) -inappropriate?

stylianos > this is called lag
stylianos > i hit max speed
stylianos > it's going 13m/s
stylianos > instead of 111
stylianos > if i hit stop, it will probably go reverse
Shadow XII > Rawr'd

#3964 + ( 10 ) -inappropriate?

Beletre > /emote starts working on a corporate uniform, designed around dental floss and saran wrap....
Aula Persae > /emote suspects that seing a large group of Beletre's corpmates moving through a stations halls would be akin to seeing a bunch of Gully Dwarves from DRagonlance(ad&d) moving threw a sewer.
Aula Persae > heehee
Elethe > Ewww, Aula.. you had to say that, didn't you?
Elethe > Now I'm picturing dwarves in saran wrap and dental floss
Aula Persae > IT came to mind...
Aula Persae > /emote shrugs.
Elethe > And strangely, coupling it with that quote of "I wake up in an orgasm every morning"
Aula Persae > gah
Elethe > There you go Aula
Elethe > now you can suffer as much as I did

#10889 + ( 1 ) -inappropriate?

ZergRushJohnny > I get sick of seeing the same unchanging modal get hit in exactly the same spot with every single weapon I fire at it, even those that miss.
ZergRushJohnny > it might as well be a text game
ZergRushJohnny > > Kill ship
ZergRushJohnny > > Damaging enemy ship |----=======|
ZergRushJohnny > |--==========|
ZergRushJohnny > |===========|
ZergRushJohnny > enemy ship destroyed
ZergRushJohnny > o/
ZergRushJohnny > -_-

#10187 + ( 0 ) -inappropriate?

Ariartus > no dedication even relationships are blobs these days

#6270 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

Zylatis > if a deadspace DED transmission thingy pops up is that an event or is this a stupid question?
Alexios Kain > not an event... and I refuse to comment on the second possibilty as I am always looking for a job and may have to work for you one day...

#4810 + ( 22 ) -inappropriate?

Amith Silvermoon > Well i was in a shop today some woman asked me to try out male makeup
Griel > you wear panties.. what do you expect
Davik Kurchek > hahha
Koetsu > lol
Amith Silvermoon > no word of a lie
Davik Kurchek > ahahahahahah
Amith Silvermoon > was like " Sir would u like to try our range of male makeup"............ Me " U what!!"
Griel > you know amith.. one word.. omgrawr
Amith Silvermoon > lol
Amith Silvermoon > so after 15 minutes l left with 2 lip skicks a blusher and a eye shadow in glittery silver :)
Rashi Nerha > oh god
Griel > and your stage name is?
Rashi Nerha > In other words
Rashi Nerha > You got PWNT RL?

#6518 + ( 14 ) -inappropriate?

DaMiGe > /emote considers buying it
Plymer Ization > a thanatos?
Plymer Ization > why?
Plymer Ization > traitor
DaMiGe > i wanna collect them all!
DaMiGe > they are my pokemon ^^
Caldari citizen 3049573 > lol
Plymer Ization > hahah
Trypho > thanathos - I CHOOSE YOU!!
Plymer Ization > THANA! THANA!
DaMiGe > DO THE BERSERKER ATACK NOOOW
Plymer Ization > THANATOS!
Plymer Ization > *bam*
Trypho > *thanathos was incapacitated*
Plymer Ization > thanatos! return!
Plymer Ization > GOOOOO NIDHOGGUR!
Trypho > gotta catch them all - CARRIERS!!
Plymer Ization > how many do you have in your Carrierdex?
Trypho > quick quick!! throw a scrambler-ball so we can catch him!
DaMiGe > /emote throws the large bubble ball

#5363 + ( 10 ) -inappropriate?

Aranol > scary things happen when hes around lovestock
Aranol > um *livestock
Aranol > o.0
Aarknoid > oh no
Asoka Remko > You'll see Borg :)
Borgholio > uh oh. :)
Ash Vincetti > So now we know what Aranol sees "livestock" as

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