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Eveliina Kirkaslampi > ALL FAITHLESS SHALL BURN IN FIRES OF DOOM, AND THE IMAGE OF CAPS LOCK SHALL PESTER THEM FOR AN ETERNITY

Gretau Ophidius > got that from the "bondage woman", at least that's what we call her
Teela Belwynn > oh you do do you?
Gretau Ophidius > some people sell roses in bars.. but one night a woman came in with a table full of bondage and discipline gear
Rhumble > *raises eyes*
Celeb'loki > lol
Ggrimreaper > different
Rhumble > *remembers not to be surprised*
Gretau Ophidius > she came up behind me and used the paddle on me.. stroke stroke stroke.. SMACK!
Gretau Ophidius > and I said I GOTTA HAVE THAT!
Celeb'loki > lol
Rhumble > but not in public mum :(
Gretau Ophidius > a friend who was with me kept hitting on her, she wasn't interested, but that wasn't stopping him
Gretau Ophidius > so she asked him to buy her a drink.. then handcuffed him to the bar :)
Gretau Ophidius > putting him out of commission for a while
Teela Belwynn > heheh
Gretau Ophidius > she finally let him go when he was about to wet himself
Celeb'loki > rofl
Ggrimreaper > creul but bloody funny
Gretau Ophidius > was a fun night :)
Steve Dave > 1 gun in the HIs, rest salvagers. meds full of sensor boosters, and lows full of expanded cargoholds. Certified MC gatecamp setup :P
<Delfina> a formidable and scary Amarr Shuttle.... FE0R! engines blazing and armor glistening, it ROARED AT HIM! but mim remained steadfast, his fingers shook, his knuckels turned white, but he gripped his stick and pounded away again and again he thrust at his enemy, that FE0RSOME shuttle, until it finally were no more it collapsed underneath him, weak and submissive
<Rogue01> sounds like pr0n
<mim|BIG> it was both
<mim|BIG> im kinky
Jade Constantine > even the virtual AI's in my raven are drawn in black and
white to save cpu for tech2 launchers!
Kyle Reel > I'm an ice miner and I'm OK,I sleep all night and I work all day
Kyle Reel > I strip mine ice, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On wensdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea
Kyle Reel > There are Caldari in the world, and Gallente. There's Minmatar, EoM and then... there are those that follow Kuvakei, BUT ... I've never been one of them. I'm an Amarr fanatic. And has been since the day I was born.
Kyle Reel > And the one thing they say about Amarr is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're an Amarr the moment Dad came, Because...
Shadowraven213 > whats a good setup for a ferox?
Gungankllr > Rails or missiles?
Shadowraven213 > missiles
Gungankllr > good skills or poor skills?
Shadowraven213 > good missile skills
Gungankllr > tech II or tech I?
Shadowraven213 > good most other skills too
Shadowraven213 > tech 2 standards tech 1 heavy
Gungankllr > I dunno, ask someone with a Ferox.
Spoon Thumb > what about andromeda galaxy smacking into our own?
Spoon Thumb > I heard that'll happen waaaay earlier than the sun blowing up
Joseph Schmoe > We'll have to wait and see on that
Spoon Thumb > long wait....
Joseph Schmoe > /emote checks his watch
Kyp13 > hopefully we'll be able to fly around and watch it happen rather than sit and go, "oh shit" by that time
Par'Gellen > drones in a domi or rattlesnake = pwnjuice squeezed from satan's underpants
SFX Bladerunner > Listen to your heart, when he's calling for you.. listen to your heart, there's nothing else you can do *sings along*
Hellspawn01 > STOP SINGING!
SFX Bladerunner > MAKE ME >:D
* Hellspawn01 stabs sfx
* SFX Bladerunner ignores the blood running from his body and keeps on sining >.<
SFX Bladerunner > singing*
* Hellspawn01 pushs sebs cork into sfx´ mouth
SFX Bladerunner > :-|
Hellspawn01 > silence :)
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