Rah Magnus > nah i am dislexic and had a crapy spelling teachers and never took typing class
Straith > Heh
Straith > Can I crack dyslexic jokes?
Rah Magnus > shure
Straith > I have a really good one...
Straith > Two dyslexicx in the back of a car
Straith > One says "Can you smell petrol?"
Straith > The other says "Smell petrol? I can't even smell my own name!"
Straith > Heh
Straith > Can I crack dyslexic jokes?
Rah Magnus > shure
Straith > I have a really good one...
Straith > Two dyslexicx in the back of a car
Straith > One says "Can you smell petrol?"
Straith > The other says "Smell petrol? I can't even smell my own name!"
Emperor paulpentine > arse
Emperor paulpentine > the other me put up a contract for me
Emperor paulpentine > but the silly moo did an auction istead of an item exchange
Slartibartinn > hehe
Neo1 > u silly moo
Neo1 > :)
Emperor paulpentine > so i now have to wait until i win my private auction in 2 days time
Slartibartinn > lol I bet u win
Emperor paulpentine > i'd be upset if i didn't
Emperor paulpentine > the other me put up a contract for me
Emperor paulpentine > but the silly moo did an auction istead of an item exchange
Slartibartinn > hehe
Neo1 > u silly moo
Neo1 > :)
Emperor paulpentine > so i now have to wait until i win my private auction in 2 days time
Slartibartinn > lol I bet u win
Emperor paulpentine > i'd be upset if i didn't
Dryr Lint > someone say something funny
Marthai > Hmm...
Marthai > Let me think....
Dryr Lint > how about a mining joke
Ragetii > Asteroids 2010! Where you mine the asteroids instead of blow them up!
Dryr Lint > pretty good
Dryr Lint > ragetea are you always in vaurent local?
Marthai > A computer once beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick-boxing -- Emo Philips (someone just posted this in corp chat)
Dryr Lint > you should join a new corp
Marthai > Hmm...
Marthai > Let me think....
Dryr Lint > how about a mining joke
Ragetii > Asteroids 2010! Where you mine the asteroids instead of blow them up!
Dryr Lint > pretty good
Dryr Lint > ragetea are you always in vaurent local?
Marthai > A computer once beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick-boxing -- Emo Philips (someone just posted this in corp chat)
Dryr Lint > you should join a new corp
Kamlesh > ok, logging for a bit
Kamlesh > trying to fix some stupid game problems
Alz Shado > be careful not to fix the smart game problems
Kamlesh > trying to fix some stupid game problems
Alz Shado > be careful not to fix the smart game problems
Cmdr Patrick > man i wish i hadn;t sold my ore bpo
Tas Devil > and uggs being called a nublar coming from you is a pleasure... lol
Silvitni > aye...uggs is the noobs of the noobs in e-r :P
Cartiff > oh well ladz, lets go mine some veld
Cmdr Patrick > i bags hualing!
Elephant > i am mining veld
Tas Devil > I see nonni is still full of a majority of wannabe pirates and 12 year old s enjoying their first erection...
Cartiff > and if your really lucky, I'll let ya mix it up abit with some saucy scordite!
* Cartiff drools out the side of his mouth
Tas Devil > and uggs being called a nublar coming from you is a pleasure... lol
Silvitni > aye...uggs is the noobs of the noobs in e-r :P
Cartiff > oh well ladz, lets go mine some veld
Cmdr Patrick > i bags hualing!
Elephant > i am mining veld
Tas Devil > I see nonni is still full of a majority of wannabe pirates and 12 year old s enjoying their first erection...
Cartiff > and if your really lucky, I'll let ya mix it up abit with some saucy scordite!
* Cartiff drools out the side of his mouth
fdafda > bio break for 30 mins shortly
fdafda > can you haul as well AC?
Aniara Cass > 30min??? that's a long bio break...
Sigch Laamor > i gotta go soon too
fdafda > washing up, cooking, eating wife etc
Aniara Cass > You eating your wife??? TMI
Sigch Laamor > haha
* fdafda hammers comma key
fdafda > can you haul as well AC?
Aniara Cass > 30min??? that's a long bio break...
Sigch Laamor > i gotta go soon too
fdafda > washing up, cooking, eating wife etc
Aniara Cass > You eating your wife??? TMI
Sigch Laamor > haha
* fdafda hammers comma key
<Blocko> When an RKK pilot is born, they use their umbilical cord to loot the f*ck out of their host before it is cut!
<Dian> dude
<Dian> the umbilical cord
<Dian> IS A SALVAGER
<JakeNoble> lol
<Dian> dude
<Dian> the umbilical cord
<Dian> IS A SALVAGER
<JakeNoble> lol
Morty Bonny > fleet advance
Kyoko Sakoda > i'll advance your mom
RaveNight > Kyoko > You do not have the skills required to fly this ship.
Kyoko Sakoda > that's right I don't have Freighter I
Kyoko Sakoda > i'll advance your mom
RaveNight > Kyoko > You do not have the skills required to fly this ship.
Kyoko Sakoda > that's right I don't have Freighter I
Ketuiu Monsoen > Sam's an idiot.
Commander Kier'Harrada > i undocked in my shiny new carrier and got shot at...
Commander Kier'Harrada > a lot
Vasya Poupkine > moron
Ketuiu Monsoen > No no no
Ketuiu Monsoen > You're missing out detail
Commander Kier'Harrada > yes... that was intentional :P
Ketuiu Monsoen > You undocked, saw a pirate, AND WARPED TO ASTEROID BELT
Vasya Poupkine > oh you idiot
Ketuiu Monsoen > Where you were then locked up and Scrambled,
Ketuiu Monsoen > And then his backup arrived, slowly. Granted, you got away
Commander Kier'Harrada > hehe everythings still fine
Ketuiu Monsoen > BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAAAAAYYYYY!
Commander Kier'Harrada > and actually i got away because he ran out of ammo
Ketuiu Monsoen > -.-
Commander Kier'Harrada > i undocked in my shiny new carrier and got shot at...
Commander Kier'Harrada > a lot
Vasya Poupkine > moron
Ketuiu Monsoen > No no no
Ketuiu Monsoen > You're missing out detail
Commander Kier'Harrada > yes... that was intentional :P
Ketuiu Monsoen > You undocked, saw a pirate, AND WARPED TO ASTEROID BELT
Vasya Poupkine > oh you idiot
Ketuiu Monsoen > Where you were then locked up and Scrambled,
Ketuiu Monsoen > And then his backup arrived, slowly. Granted, you got away
Commander Kier'Harrada > hehe everythings still fine
Ketuiu Monsoen > BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAAAAAYYYYY!
Commander Kier'Harrada > and actually i got away because he ran out of ammo
Ketuiu Monsoen > -.-
<@HellGremlin> So, while I protest against Digi's frequent trout slapping
<@HellGremlin> I secretly long for it
<@HellGremlin> I secretly long for it