jibbijun > you would never defeat me in a penis war
WhitePants > you'd be surprised
jibbijun > i have stealth penis
jibbijun > you would never see me coming
WhitePants > you'd be surprised
jibbijun > i have stealth penis
jibbijun > you would never see me coming
Brock Nelson > do doctors go to their own office if they need to get themselves checked out?
Brock Nelson > what is that red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > i'd better go to dr nelson's office tomorrow to get it checked out
Brock Nelson > hi doc
Brock Nelson > hey how's it going mr nelson?
Brock Nelson > good good, just that i have a red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > ok lets have a look at it
Brock Nelson puts on a rubber glove
Brock Nelson > hmm....yeah that looks like a rash mr nelson
Brock Nelson > oh no, is it serious dr nelson?
Brock Nelson > nah, lemmie write you a prescription
Brock Nelson scribble on a pad
Brock Nelson > here you go
Brock Nelson > i can't read this shit doc
Brock Nelson > what is that red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > i'd better go to dr nelson's office tomorrow to get it checked out
Brock Nelson > hi doc
Brock Nelson > hey how's it going mr nelson?
Brock Nelson > good good, just that i have a red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > ok lets have a look at it
Brock Nelson puts on a rubber glove
Brock Nelson > hmm....yeah that looks like a rash mr nelson
Brock Nelson > oh no, is it serious dr nelson?
Brock Nelson > nah, lemmie write you a prescription
Brock Nelson scribble on a pad
Brock Nelson > here you go
Brock Nelson > i can't read this shit doc
Athentucs > Go ahead... you know you want to grab that can.
Athentucs > You can probably get back inside before my first missile volley.
Cam Cala > lol I don't want any can :)
Athentucs > Ah, but it has metal scraps!
Cam Cala > wew
Athentucs > FREE metal scraps!
Cam Cala > without missile in my face :p ?
Athentucs > Meh, you on a trial?
Cam Cala > nop
Athentucs > dnag.
Athentucs > I just wanna blow something up.
Cam Cala > played eve during 6 month few time ago
Cam Cala > heh :)
Athentucs > *sigh* fine.
Cam Cala > have a nice day :)
Athentucs > you too..
Athentucs > You can probably get back inside before my first missile volley.
Cam Cala > lol I don't want any can :)
Athentucs > Ah, but it has metal scraps!
Cam Cala > wew
Athentucs > FREE metal scraps!
Cam Cala > without missile in my face :p ?
Athentucs > Meh, you on a trial?
Cam Cala > nop
Athentucs > dnag.
Athentucs > I just wanna blow something up.
Cam Cala > played eve during 6 month few time ago
Cam Cala > heh :)
Athentucs > *sigh* fine.
Cam Cala > have a nice day :)
Athentucs > you too..
Rocky Deadshot > ummm
Rocky Deadshot > theres a person here mining in a mack
Rocky Deadshot > ... mining ore... in a mack
Azia Burgi > you had a procurer
Azia Burgi > if you have owned a procurer you are banned from being a mining barge snob
Rocky Deadshot > theres a person here mining in a mack
Rocky Deadshot > ... mining ore... in a mack
Azia Burgi > you had a procurer
Azia Burgi > if you have owned a procurer you are banned from being a mining barge snob
BeAHotDogNow > why is it that the ship ur shooting at is almost always the last to actually start shooting back?
Par'Gellen > i have thought that EXACT same question before!
Par'Gellen > it's a good one
Par'Gellen > "Sir we're hit! I dropped my beer and will retarget and attack as soon as I finish mopping it up!"
Par'Gellen > or in the case of minmatarr "OW! I bang head! Him got big gun and shot us! THE DAMN FIRING LEVER BROKE OFF!!!" *grabs duct tape*
Par'Gellen > i have thought that EXACT same question before!
Par'Gellen > it's a good one
Par'Gellen > "Sir we're hit! I dropped my beer and will retarget and attack as soon as I finish mopping it up!"
Par'Gellen > or in the case of minmatarr "OW! I bang head! Him got big gun and shot us! THE DAMN FIRING LEVER BROKE OFF!!!" *grabs duct tape*
Norrin Ellis > I don't know why I need to train a separate skill for Minmatar starship engineering when I already have scrapmetal reprocessing trained.
<Meridius> i was thinking about selling isk for tq but i fear teh ban :(
<t20> you not only fear the ban
<t20> you also fear my jovian anal proble
<t20> -l
<Meridius> :o
<t20> no clue how that L got there ..
<t20> not sure how the other words got there either
<t20> you not only fear the ban
<t20> you also fear my jovian anal proble
<t20> -l
<Meridius> :o
<t20> no clue how that L got there ..
<t20> not sure how the other words got there either
Olixia Castitatis > Quoth spam mail: "Are you ashamed to visit the swimming pool because of your small Penis?"
TrouserDeagle > lol.
Olixia Castitatis > Two things. Firstly, Mr Spammail, what kind of swimming pools do you go to?
TrouserDeagle > Yes...
Olixia Castitatis > Secondly, MY PENIS IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TrouserDeagle > lol.
TrouserDeagle > Damn, I love omgrawr.
Olixia Castitatis > IT IS THE WORLD SNAKE, the beast of Norse mythology that wreaks whole civilizations as it passes.
TrouserDeagle > lol.
Olixia Castitatis > Two things. Firstly, Mr Spammail, what kind of swimming pools do you go to?
TrouserDeagle > Yes...
Olixia Castitatis > Secondly, MY PENIS IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TrouserDeagle > lol.
TrouserDeagle > Damn, I love omgrawr.
Olixia Castitatis > IT IS THE WORLD SNAKE, the beast of Norse mythology that wreaks whole civilizations as it passes.
Chiad Dreamspeak > frank better be careful we might start thinking that you care... than we will have to start calling you daddy
Frank Thiesant > and I would be a proud father, goddammit
Frank Thiesant > and I would be a proud father, goddammit
Ellington > I missed you guys too!! unfortunatly this is short period I'm back for.......I'll be gone for a teeeeny while longer...again :(
Yuki Li > you suck man
Kyoko Sakoda > define teeny >.>
Ellington > |______|
Ellington > bout that much
Kyoko Sakoda > that's not teeny D:
Yuki Li > bout the same size as nadines schlong
Nadine Desaix > That's like....as big as my penis.
Yuki Li > see
Yuki Li > you suck man
Kyoko Sakoda > define teeny >.>
Ellington > |______|
Ellington > bout that much
Kyoko Sakoda > that's not teeny D:
Yuki Li > bout the same size as nadines schlong
Nadine Desaix > That's like....as big as my penis.
Yuki Li > see