<ZamZa Koverts> Jove: "Right, fuck you shits. We dicovered how to get to Earth and you're not fucking coming with us."
*Jove has quit the game
*Jove's Earth gate has quit the game
Factions: Well shit.
<ZamZa Koverts> Caldari: "Hey! Check out the shit they left behind!
Gallente: "AWESOME!!"
Minmatar: "Can I have some!?"
Caldari: "Uhh, yeah...have this bit"
Minmatar: "YEAH!!!" *Gaffa tapes it to ship*
<ZamZa Koverts>Amarr: "You should all be bowing down to us."
Gallente: "Yeah? Fuck you. We've got the shit. You haven't"
Amarr: "FUCK OFF AND DIE I HATE YOU ALLL AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
Caldari: "LOL, you're too slow bitch."
Everyone: NERF AMARR!
<ZamZa Koverts> Minmatar: "Wait, hold on guys. Do we even NEED to Nerf Amarr? I mean, they're pretty fucking Nerfed already."
Gallente: "LOL, Speak for yourself."
Minmatar: "I fucking hate you all."
<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth has connected
Earth: "Hey guys what's up?"
Minmatar:"..."
Caldari: "...Oh."
Gallente: "...My.
Amarr: "EMPEROR."
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "..."
Caldari: "Jeez man, you're such a fag."
Earth: "so what's goin' on? You wanna come over to my place?"
Gallente: "FUCKING YES!!!"
Earth: "That's cool, you've got to do something for me first though."
<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "... What?"
Earth: "You and Caldari, HAVE TO KISS EACH OTHER!!"
Caldari: "What the fuck man."
Gallente: "Yeah man, what the fuck?"
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "Hey, do you want to come over or what?"
Gallente: "..."
Caldari: "..."
Gallente: "Well..."
Minmatar: "I WANNA WATCH."
<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "Ooh!"
Caldari: "Hey, uh..."
Gallente: "Mmm, baby."
Caldari: "Stop that."
Gallente: "Stop what baby?"
Caldari: "This'd better be fucking worth it."
<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth Has changed name to Jove
Jove: "Lolz just J/k guys."
Gallente: " Wha, WHAT!?"
Amarr: "Whoa! Gay love."
Caldari: "SHUT UP YOU FAG!!"
Minmatar: "Fucking hot."
*Jove has quit the game
*Jove's Earth gate has quit the game
Factions: Well shit.
<ZamZa Koverts> Caldari: "Hey! Check out the shit they left behind!
Gallente: "AWESOME!!"
Minmatar: "Can I have some!?"
Caldari: "Uhh, yeah...have this bit"
Minmatar: "YEAH!!!" *Gaffa tapes it to ship*
<ZamZa Koverts>Amarr: "You should all be bowing down to us."
Gallente: "Yeah? Fuck you. We've got the shit. You haven't"
Amarr: "FUCK OFF AND DIE I HATE YOU ALLL AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
Caldari: "LOL, you're too slow bitch."
Everyone: NERF AMARR!
<ZamZa Koverts> Minmatar: "Wait, hold on guys. Do we even NEED to Nerf Amarr? I mean, they're pretty fucking Nerfed already."
Gallente: "LOL, Speak for yourself."
Minmatar: "I fucking hate you all."
<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth has connected
Earth: "Hey guys what's up?"
Minmatar:"..."
Caldari: "...Oh."
Gallente: "...My.
Amarr: "EMPEROR."
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "..."
Caldari: "Jeez man, you're such a fag."
Earth: "so what's goin' on? You wanna come over to my place?"
Gallente: "FUCKING YES!!!"
Earth: "That's cool, you've got to do something for me first though."
<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "... What?"
Earth: "You and Caldari, HAVE TO KISS EACH OTHER!!"
Caldari: "What the fuck man."
Gallente: "Yeah man, what the fuck?"
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "Hey, do you want to come over or what?"
Gallente: "..."
Caldari: "..."
Gallente: "Well..."
Minmatar: "I WANNA WATCH."
<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "Ooh!"
Caldari: "Hey, uh..."
Gallente: "Mmm, baby."
Caldari: "Stop that."
Gallente: "Stop what baby?"
Caldari: "This'd better be fucking worth it."
<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth Has changed name to Jove
Jove: "Lolz just J/k guys."
Gallente: " Wha, WHAT!?"
Amarr: "Whoa! Gay love."
Caldari: "SHUT UP YOU FAG!!"
Minmatar: "Fucking hot."
Kyran D'Aedon > wtf
Kyran D'Aedon > like actual lady tits. natural. massive. bouncing etc.
BeanBagKing > like that sideboob?
Kyran D'Aedon > NO
BeanBagKing > because that my sideboob :)
Kyran D'Aedon > NOR DID I LIKE THE LESBO FOXES OR THE FUCKING HENTAI COW
Kyran D'Aedon > god
Koro Sarum > animal tits are better
Kyran D'Aedon > k ima pretend you didnt write that
Kyran D'Aedon > like actual lady tits. natural. massive. bouncing etc.
BeanBagKing > like that sideboob?
Kyran D'Aedon > NO
BeanBagKing > because that my sideboob :)
Kyran D'Aedon > NOR DID I LIKE THE LESBO FOXES OR THE FUCKING HENTAI COW
Kyran D'Aedon > god
Koro Sarum > animal tits are better
Kyran D'Aedon > k ima pretend you didnt write that
Csatlos > conan o'brien is a decent guy
Csatlos > i met him when he was in toronto
Csatlos > he told my friend to never shave off his goatee
Roger Dodger > You know you play too much EVE when you read Toronto as Torrinos
Csatlos > i met him when he was in toronto
Csatlos > he told my friend to never shave off his goatee
Roger Dodger > You know you play too much EVE when you read Toronto as Torrinos
Nalyae > so like... i'm typesexing somebody
Nalyae > and i have EVEmon on
Jolin Ires > ^^
Nalyae > and literally
Nalyae > right as we both came
Nalyae > i heard
Nalyae > 'skill training complete'
Amber Leonne > *emote snickers*
Amber Leonne > Money Shot IV has been completed
Nalyae > and i have EVEmon on
Jolin Ires > ^^
Nalyae > and literally
Nalyae > right as we both came
Nalyae > i heard
Nalyae > 'skill training complete'
Amber Leonne > *emote snickers*
Amber Leonne > Money Shot IV has been completed
Gut Buster> ...there aint no problem that can't be solved by the liberal application of high explosives.
Misinformed Soldier> You Yanks know alot about that, don't you.
Gut Buster> Damn straight! Now say thank you.
Misinformed Soldier> "Thank you", Happy?
Gut Buster> yeah.
Gut Buster> Wanna buy some rockets?
Misinformed Soldier> I'll pass :P
Misinformed Soldier> You Yanks know alot about that, don't you.
Gut Buster> Damn straight! Now say thank you.
Misinformed Soldier> "Thank you", Happy?
Gut Buster> yeah.
Gut Buster> Wanna buy some rockets?
Misinformed Soldier> I'll pass :P
Kyrall > heh for once im glad the gallente dont quite hate me yet
Kyrall > gone into their space on AP in a shuttle
- a few minutes later -
Kyrall > sniff
Kyrall > sniff
Kyrall > aha, minmatar space now :P
Kyrall > gone into their space on AP in a shuttle
- a few minutes later -
Kyrall > sniff
Kyrall > sniff
Kyrall > aha, minmatar space now :P
Mynas Atoch > heh . when travelling solo, never connect to Vent
Mynas Atoch > and if you HAVE to connect to vent and they need some amazingly irrelevant conversation to take place with you, disconnect
Mynas Atoch > on NO account look up the URL
Mynas Atoch > especially not while in warp to a gate
Mynas Atoch > meh!
Mynas Atoch > Best yet? don't connect to Vent
Mynas Atoch > and if you HAVE to connect to vent and they need some amazingly irrelevant conversation to take place with you, disconnect
Mynas Atoch > on NO account look up the URL
Mynas Atoch > especially not while in warp to a gate
Mynas Atoch > meh!
Mynas Atoch > Best yet? don't connect to Vent
Chribba > WTS Mimir
Xaanth > chribba have you got any fitting for that?
Chribba > mining lasers?
Iltarus Almondis > just so I can rage about not having enough ISK: How much?
Chribba > 25b?
Iltarus Almondis > /emote rages about not having enough isk
Iltarus Almondis > thanks
Xaanth > chribba have you got any fitting for that?
Chribba > mining lasers?
Iltarus Almondis > just so I can rage about not having enough ISK: How much?
Chribba > 25b?
Iltarus Almondis > /emote rages about not having enough isk
Iltarus Almondis > thanks
Kehmor > kayo you have an 11 year old sister?
Kehmor > is she hot?
Kayosoni > how can you call 11 hot?
Kehmor > does she like older guys?
Evil Edna > how can you call cartoon cat people hot?
Kehmor > is she hot?
Kayosoni > how can you call 11 hot?
Kehmor > does she like older guys?
Evil Edna > how can you call cartoon cat people hot?
Dermar Cerebar > the amount of times I jump the first gate into combat, target and activate my salvagers..... using a cyc for a salvage and a sleip for a main ftl.
CLOVNEA > paint the salvager pink :P
Dermar Cerebar > paints my seat brown when I do it
CLOVNEA > :P
CLOVNEA > paint the salvager pink :P
Dermar Cerebar > paints my seat brown when I do it
CLOVNEA > :P