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Khellias> There is something horribly wrong that the Minmatar and the Amarr are both flying Gallente haulers, the Caldari is zipping around in a Minmatar can with a duct tape fin, and the Gallente is flying a Caldari missile boat.
Khellias> If Dread ever shouts "For the Emperor!" I'm going to pod him myself, though.
Rocky Deadshot > ummm
Rocky Deadshot > theres a person here mining in a mack
Rocky Deadshot > ... mining ore... in a mack
Azia Burgi > you had a procurer
Azia Burgi > if you have owned a procurer you are banned from being a mining barge snob
Leonard Achana > i'm ballsdeep in nullsec right now
Leonard Achana > it's getting hairy
Leonard Achana > i don't know if i can pull out
Leonard Achana > i didn't expect this resistance
UKSwiss > altho I met a crazy woman on friday
Ovale > lol
Starraker > Crazy sexy or crazy mental?
UKSwiss > I woke up on saturday and didnt know where I was
Ovale > Hah! This will be good.
UKSwiss > the room was purple
UKSwiss > and gothic like
UKSwiss > with red bedding
UKSwiss > I had to look in her bag to find out her name
UKSwiss > o_0
UKSwiss > then beg her for a lift home
Starraker > Bwahahaha
Tobin Shalim > see where it says corp hanger?
Tobin Shalim > click on it, and on the window that pops up, click ship equipment
Siserak > sorry, i lack sufficient rights
Tobin Shalim > yea, you can't view, but you can put stuff in
Siserak > k, that's working
Siserak > i've put it all there... what does it take to get rights?
Tobin Shalim > blowjobs
<Mordred> I have enough trouble just being stupid, trying to learn something new is just too much
Naverum > why is everyone targetting me? =/
Kidymkus > because Naverum means 'target me' in swahili
Deschenus Maximus > I'll say one thing for lag...
Deschenus Maximus > It makes the game much easier to play when you're hammered...
ParMizaN > nmy yoguyrt tastes liek vdoka
<Alasse> well pardon me for not being a jobless slacker/greek
<Alasse> :/
<Juan_Andalusian> i aint jobless
<Juan_Andalusian> i just made the decision
<Juan_Andalusian> that i will live less lavishly
<Juan_Andalusian> than you
<Juan_Andalusian> and it's paying off
<Juan_Andalusian> cause you ll be able to spend more time in your super pc in you uber sofachair when you are 55
<Juan_Andalusian> but you ll be wrinkly
<Juan_Andalusian> and tired
<Juan_Andalusian> and crap at fps games
<Juan_Andalusian> whereas i would have enjoyed my gaming years
<Juan_Andalusian> during my prime
<Juan_Andalusian> and then again when we are 70
<Juan_Andalusian> i ll be coming to manchester
<Juan_Andalusian> to take you for walks
<Juan_Andalusian> since you ll have become an old cripple
<Juan_Andalusian> from playing too many games at an old age
<Juan_Andalusian> and one day
<Juan_Andalusian> when we are 85
<Juan_Andalusian> and our dicks will be dried up
<Juan_Andalusian> our eyesight completely gone
<Juan_Andalusian> our hair all fallen
<Juan_Andalusian> you will turn to me
<Juan_Andalusian> and in your dieing breath
<Juan_Andalusian> you will admitt
<Juan_Andalusian> "you were right juan"
<Juan_Andalusian> "i should have logged on to kill one more RISE bs"
<Juan_Andalusian> there you go Droopy
<Juan_Andalusian> your life
<Juan_Andalusian> in a nutshell
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