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#12092 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

Omski > time for me to log, fly safe
Shooter BrightStar > o/
Viceroy P > o/
DanFraser > o/
Perivale > o/
DanFraser > o
DanFraser > o/
DanFraser > ^o^
DanFraser > <o.
DanFraser > ./o
DanFraser > yay!
DanFraser > i did it!
DanFraser > young man!
DanFraser > there's a place you can go
DanFraser > i said young man!
DanFraser > der der der der...
DanFraser > something something something
DanFraser > Y
DanFraser > M
DanFraser > C
DanFraser > A
DanFraser > !
DanFraser > o/
DanFraser > ^o^
DanFraser > <o.
DanFraser > ./O
Torquil Noble > =.=
Viceroy P > got it out of your system now?
DanFraser > nope
Viceroy P > >.>
Perivale > oh dear god dan
Perivale > are you the cop or the indian?
DanFraser > the black guy, that's who
DanFraser > quarter asian
DanFraser > with the assless chaps
DanFraser > with YOUR name on my butt!
Perivale > hahalol
Perivale > you i guess you could have thee "i" in the crack
DanFraser > nah, the v around the hole
DanFraser > maybe above it so it's an arrow
Perivale > i will NOT be known as "rimjob perivale"
DanFraser > too late

#12934 + ( -1 ) -inappropriate?

*Facist Monk facedesks
Facist Monk > HEY! i can see my face in my desk now!
Uncle BoBx > perma-dented?

#10245 + ( 13 ) -inappropriate?

Killde > I find that if a covop decloaks in a safe, it's because he can't do shit to you and he just wants to wag his cock at finding you. A real covop would have a fleet warp to him and fuck you up first

#6509 + ( 17 ) -inappropriate?

Oni Seraph > well you know where to find us
Detrevni > on our killboard?

#990 + ( 10 ) -inappropriate?

rcxdude > yes, operation insurethisdamnapoc is a success
rcxdude > now for operation getitbackwithoutgettingitblownupagain (the hard one)

#10733 + ( -5 ) -inappropriate?

Kazuma Ry > Yep, if I go to prison and I drop the soup, I will become a stinky person, since I won't pick it up
Norrin Ellis > The soup?

#5871 + ( 19 ) -inappropriate?

Pilk > I believe I have discovered how Coke Zero works as a diet drink.
Pilk > The theory is, once you've had some, you'll never again ingest anything in large quantities for fear it'll taste like Coke Zero.

#7008 + ( 6 ) -inappropriate?

(this guy is being killed in his mega)
Nihilion Saro > help at 46 d gate
Nihilion Saro > at least ransom me

#5810 + ( 3 ) -inappropriate?

NarkoKrig > thats an awsome ship you got there Chew ;)
Chewan Mesa > Left my baby in 0.0 :)
Haffrage > Am I a bad person for reading "left my baby in" and thinking "microwave?"

#13159 + ( 51 ) -inappropriate?

DNLeviathan > Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.<br>The first woman said, "My husband is a marriage counselor, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that."
DNLeviathan > The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."
DNLeviathan > The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for CCP and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I get it."

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