Chronos Sage > every time you kill a goon, god creates a kitten
LtCol Laurentius > aww my drugs got confiscated :(
LtCol Laurentius > the customs officials scramed and webbed me "for my safety" while demanding that I hand it over lol
Foak > should put it all in a condom and eat it like I do
LtCol Laurentius > the customs officials scramed and webbed me "for my safety" while demanding that I hand it over lol
Foak > should put it all in a condom and eat it like I do
Makia Velli : they are douchbags of the worst kind
mr_reaperz: and in eve that's saying something
Makia Velli : while we lived in catch they tried to recruit us and scam us at the same time :) don´t know which was worst
mr_reaperz: and in eve that's saying something
Makia Velli : while we lived in catch they tried to recruit us and scam us at the same time :) don´t know which was worst
Schlachten > i like how my drones arent listening to my fuck'n commands
Schlachten > damn you dreones!
Mysterious Stranger > ouch
Mysterious Stranger > train up Drone Smacktalk to level 3
Mysterious Stranger > that should teach em
Schlachten > damn you dreones!
Mysterious Stranger > ouch
Mysterious Stranger > train up Drone Smacktalk to level 3
Mysterious Stranger > that should teach em
Verone > evening
Millio C > hello
Verone > how can i help you?
Millio C > that was a little harsh and pointless
Verone > what was?
Millio C > any good reason?
Millio C > you just killed my ship
Verone > I did?
Millio C > yeah
Verone > the badger?
Millio C > dont you pay attention to who you kill?
Verone > yeah
Millio C > explanation?
Verone > just didn't recognsie your name i haven't looked at the killmail yet
Millio C > so you're another brainless idiot?
Verone > Yeah, when you put it like that I guess so
Verone > i saw a turret on your ship, and the fact that you were shield tanking, and thought you might be carrying something of value
Millio C > nothing
Verone > so, like a kinder egg... I cracked you open to see if there was anything interesting in side
Millio C > it's a badger - not exactly posing you any harm
Verone > was hoping for a mini rubber duck tbh, my friend rho has always wanted one
Verone > but alas, t'was not to be
Millio C > we'll you are on the list now
Verone > the list?
Millio C > I'll crack you open very soon and probably kill your contents
Verone > lol
Verone > i love you man
Millio C > you're shit
Verone > i just spat coffee everywhere
Verone > don't worry about it, it was empty you lost like, 800k
Millio C > I hope your children grow festering sores and you die of nasty diseases
Verone > i don't have any kids
Verone > but i'll bear in mind to take them for their jabs when i do have some
Verone > :S
Millio C > it's a good ship needlessly distroyed
Verone > not really
Verone > you might have had a good cargo
Verone > the only way to find out is to split you open
Verone > so do you have anything else you'd care to add?
Millio C > I'll be back for you
Verone > would you like to abuse my family some more?
Millio C > screw you
Verone > =(
Verone > well it's been wonderful talking to you, and hearing your idle threats, as i've heard a thousand times before, but since you've ran out of steam, and can't think of any more abuse, i'm going to leave it at that.
Verone > fly safe, if you'd care to make an appointment to come and kill me, don't hesitate to eve-mail me at your discression.
Millio C > hello
Verone > how can i help you?
Millio C > that was a little harsh and pointless
Verone > what was?
Millio C > any good reason?
Millio C > you just killed my ship
Verone > I did?
Millio C > yeah
Verone > the badger?
Millio C > dont you pay attention to who you kill?
Verone > yeah
Millio C > explanation?
Verone > just didn't recognsie your name i haven't looked at the killmail yet
Millio C > so you're another brainless idiot?
Verone > Yeah, when you put it like that I guess so
Verone > i saw a turret on your ship, and the fact that you were shield tanking, and thought you might be carrying something of value
Millio C > nothing
Verone > so, like a kinder egg... I cracked you open to see if there was anything interesting in side
Millio C > it's a badger - not exactly posing you any harm
Verone > was hoping for a mini rubber duck tbh, my friend rho has always wanted one
Verone > but alas, t'was not to be
Millio C > we'll you are on the list now
Verone > the list?
Millio C > I'll crack you open very soon and probably kill your contents
Verone > lol
Verone > i love you man
Millio C > you're shit
Verone > i just spat coffee everywhere
Verone > don't worry about it, it was empty you lost like, 800k
Millio C > I hope your children grow festering sores and you die of nasty diseases
Verone > i don't have any kids
Verone > but i'll bear in mind to take them for their jabs when i do have some
Verone > :S
Millio C > it's a good ship needlessly distroyed
Verone > not really
Verone > you might have had a good cargo
Verone > the only way to find out is to split you open
Verone > so do you have anything else you'd care to add?
Millio C > I'll be back for you
Verone > would you like to abuse my family some more?
Millio C > screw you
Verone > =(
Verone > well it's been wonderful talking to you, and hearing your idle threats, as i've heard a thousand times before, but since you've ran out of steam, and can't think of any more abuse, i'm going to leave it at that.
Verone > fly safe, if you'd care to make an appointment to come and kill me, don't hesitate to eve-mail me at your discression.
Lizaa II > viceroy
Lizaa II > is a h0
Viceroy > lizaa is a nub
Lizaa II > well fucking duh
Lizaa II > tell em something they dont knwo
Viceroy > i'm a woman
Kyle Caldrel > Thats interesting
Kyle Caldrel > Wanna go make babehs?
Viceroy > not if you were the last loser on earth
Kyle Caldrel > what if i were the last winner?
Viceroy > then we'd make wild slippery love
Lizaa II > is a h0
Viceroy > lizaa is a nub
Lizaa II > well fucking duh
Lizaa II > tell em something they dont knwo
Viceroy > i'm a woman
Kyle Caldrel > Thats interesting
Kyle Caldrel > Wanna go make babehs?
Viceroy > not if you were the last loser on earth
Kyle Caldrel > what if i were the last winner?
Viceroy > then we'd make wild slippery love
Taya Dentano > how about you give me a millino helo?
Taya Dentano > million even
Taya Dentano > annn i'll show you a duck dick
Helo Trivilent > lol
Helo Trivilent > everyone give me a million
Helo Trivilent > please
Helo Trivilent > lol
Taya Dentano > /emote bonks Helo on the head with the dildo "hush"
Pyor Eville > lol
Pyor Eville > -smh
Taya Dentano > Pyor your next
Taya Dentano > rory wheres that wax?
Roryleigh > *jumps on helo and gags him*
Pyor Eville > wax?
Roryleigh > got it
Taya Dentano > /emote laughs evily
Roryleigh > mmmmuuuuaaaaahhhhhh
Pyor Eville > dont threaten me with a good time
Taya Dentano > million even
Taya Dentano > annn i'll show you a duck dick
Helo Trivilent > lol
Helo Trivilent > everyone give me a million
Helo Trivilent > please
Helo Trivilent > lol
Taya Dentano > /emote bonks Helo on the head with the dildo "hush"
Pyor Eville > lol
Pyor Eville > -smh
Taya Dentano > Pyor your next
Taya Dentano > rory wheres that wax?
Roryleigh > *jumps on helo and gags him*
Pyor Eville > wax?
Roryleigh > got it
Taya Dentano > /emote laughs evily
Roryleigh > mmmmuuuuaaaaahhhhhh
Pyor Eville > dont threaten me with a good time
Aaric Jervai > stupid slaves
Aaric Jervai > so fat
Detrevni > lol
Aaric Jervai > they're slaves
Aaric Jervai > they should be used to cramped conditions
Aaric Jervai > I don't understand why i can't fit 6400 of them into 4867.5 m3
Aaric Jervai > maybe they should research dehydrated slaves
Aaric Jervai > or folding slaves!
Aaric Jervai > easy to transport
Aaric Jervai > so fat
Detrevni > lol
Aaric Jervai > they're slaves
Aaric Jervai > they should be used to cramped conditions
Aaric Jervai > I don't understand why i can't fit 6400 of them into 4867.5 m3
Aaric Jervai > maybe they should research dehydrated slaves
Aaric Jervai > or folding slaves!
Aaric Jervai > easy to transport
<ArachV0id> WHY DO YOU SMELL LIKE A CAMEL?
<Levin> BECAUSE I JUST FUCKED VICEROYS GIRLFRIEND
<Levin> BECAUSE I JUST FUCKED VICEROYS GIRLFRIEND
Morar Santee > Well, my experts are saying I'm fantastic, and that I look stunning no matter what I wear, but I obviously wouldn't want to end up sporting only my chest-hair toupee after a CONCORD razzia, because my potentially fake clothing was confiscated..
Morar Santee > I have a reputation to maintain, after all.
Morar Santee > At least I think I do.
Morar Santee > Some sort of reputation.
Morar Santee > Probably.
Morar Santee > Meep?
Morar Santee > I have a reputation to maintain, after all.
Morar Santee > At least I think I do.
Morar Santee > Some sort of reputation.
Morar Santee > Probably.
Morar Santee > Meep?