The Slayer > rofl
The Slayer > we just said in alliance chat "enemy warped off with 50% armor" and he said in local "more like 75%"
The Slayer > we just said in alliance chat "enemy warped off with 50% armor" and he said in local "more like 75%"
Verone > i'm the result of genetic cross breeding of a wolly mammoth, tom green's left testicle, a small volkswagen and a 12" hawaian pizza with extra cheese
<Rhaegar|afk> Do you have an official fanclub, hg?
<HellGremlin> Yes Rhaegar, it's called Eve-Online
* HellGremlin ascends to the heavens, bathed in golden light
<HellGremlin> Yes Rhaegar, it's called Eve-Online
* HellGremlin ascends to the heavens, bathed in golden light
Alvatore DiMarco > I wonder what the thorax will turn into post-redesign.
Jeinvay Kunsu > a slightly less lumpy dildo
Korg Leaf > When a 6km/s phallic object hits you
Korg Leaf > you know about it
Alvatore DiMarco > The Atron looks pretty amazing post-redesign.
Jeinvay Kunsu > meh, wouldnt be the first time someones shoved something up my ass at lightspeed
Korg Leaf > Thanks
Alvatore DiMarco > Not sure if I should ask.
Korg Leaf > you just made me spray whiskey out my nose
Korg Leaf > brb hospital
Dieu LeVeut > Isn't that what backsides are for?
Alvatore DiMarco > ...
Alvatore DiMarco > Oh god, that's got to hurt.
Korg Leaf > Yes
Korg Leaf > it hurt a lot
Korg Leaf > But im being calm and colleted
Korg Leaf > (Im really headbutting the wall and running around screaming) but my point stands
Jeinvay Kunsu > a slightly less lumpy dildo
Korg Leaf > When a 6km/s phallic object hits you
Korg Leaf > you know about it
Alvatore DiMarco > The Atron looks pretty amazing post-redesign.
Jeinvay Kunsu > meh, wouldnt be the first time someones shoved something up my ass at lightspeed
Korg Leaf > Thanks
Alvatore DiMarco > Not sure if I should ask.
Korg Leaf > you just made me spray whiskey out my nose
Korg Leaf > brb hospital
Dieu LeVeut > Isn't that what backsides are for?
Alvatore DiMarco > ...
Alvatore DiMarco > Oh god, that's got to hurt.
Korg Leaf > Yes
Korg Leaf > it hurt a lot
Korg Leaf > But im being calm and colleted
Korg Leaf > (Im really headbutting the wall and running around screaming) but my point stands
<EVE-Radio> now playing: Oxygen feat. Andrea Britton - Am I On Your Mind (Lustral Mix)
<YourMomma> no, andrea britton, you're not on my name
<YourMomma> MIND
<YourMomma> GAH
* YourMomma suicides
<dj_whitey> O.O/
<Orkki> woohoo finally!ยจ
<YourMomma> no, andrea britton, you're not on my name
<YourMomma> MIND
<YourMomma> GAH
* YourMomma suicides
<dj_whitey> O.O/
<Orkki> woohoo finally!ยจ
ruro > i would mine, but everytime i mine, a little piece of soul is sucked out, i have to conserve what little i have
Gerome Doutrande > aww
Gerome Doutrande > poor ruro
BioNeb > hehe ruro
ruro > you see, everytime you mine, the soul sucking boringness gets you.
Therax > make that up by podding, lots and lots of podding
Therax > its like fairies, everytime you mine you kill a fairy
Therax > DO you want that on your moral slate?!
ruro > and everytime you pod someone, you release a new fairy.
ruro > i like it.
Therax > exactly
ruro > what if i just clone jumps lots =P
Therax > You get a lot of hunchback fairies
Gerome Doutrande > aww
Gerome Doutrande > poor ruro
BioNeb > hehe ruro
ruro > you see, everytime you mine, the soul sucking boringness gets you.
Therax > make that up by podding, lots and lots of podding
Therax > its like fairies, everytime you mine you kill a fairy
Therax > DO you want that on your moral slate?!
ruro > and everytime you pod someone, you release a new fairy.
ruro > i like it.
Therax > exactly
ruro > what if i just clone jumps lots =P
Therax > You get a lot of hunchback fairies
<DrunkWookie> DJTal_Monkey somat like ....girl "i like u wanna go out for a drink with me?" boy "can u cast seventh level ice storm, kill a dwarf and forge a sword?" girl "erm no" boy "my quest for the perfect women continues"
Velvet Dark > Hm. Structure fire can actually serve a purpose, however small...
Velvet Dark > I can see my ship from much further away
Velvet Dark > I can see my ship from much further away
EVE System > Channel changed to Bei Local Channel
Angelic Berserk > everyone to safe, theres carrier in system
Angelic Berserk > oh wrong window....
Angelic Berserk > .... and wrong local
Angelic Berserk > everyone to safe, theres carrier in system
Angelic Berserk > oh wrong window....
Angelic Berserk > .... and wrong local
[10:38:54] Selena05 > kk so 6 bships
[10:39:23] CPT Kris > wot??
Selena05 > i have to kill 6 bships to pay u bk
CPT Kris > oh ok no worries
Selena05 > already wrking on first ^^
CPT Kris > cool no rust
Selena05 > no its a minmatar hybrid so lots of rust
[10:39:23] CPT Kris > wot??
Selena05 > i have to kill 6 bships to pay u bk
CPT Kris > oh ok no worries
Selena05 > already wrking on first ^^
CPT Kris > cool no rust
Selena05 > no its a minmatar hybrid so lots of rust