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Nancena'h > I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, "Will you be putting that up yourself?"

I replied, "No, you sick f**k. I'll be putting it up in my living room."
oidrunner > heh heh. I read a funny joke. Computer programming is like sex. One mistake and you spend a lifetime supporting it.
ByuuSan > Lol!
ByuuSan > I don't get it
Loller Waffles > lol
Loller Waffles > do you work in programming void?
Voidrunner > yeah
Loller Waffles > cool, I'm a senior in computer science
Loller Waffles > I graduate in may 06
Voidrunner > gratz in advance
Loller Waffles > but I'm staying here and getting an MBA with it lol
Loller Waffles > nothing like an easy payraise degree
ByuuSan > lol
ByuuSan > im only 16, i don't understnad
Voidrunner > about sex or pay raises?
Selvedar Miromme > what standing do you need for L3 missions?
Naeti Argiborne > 3.0 corp standing i think?
Bathory Kirara > is it normal that i have more fun doing fits on evehq than actually playing
Bathory Kirara > ?
Selvedar Miromme > no
Bathory Kirara > xD
electrostatus > it depends a bit on the agent. lower quality agents don't require as high of a standing as good agents
Sanguinem Angelus > electro, there are no qualities in agents anymore
Selvedar Miromme > you know you've been playing EVE too long when...
electrostatus > whaaaaaa?
[Helfix] emo back with his gf?
[Helfix] :o
[Angel_Hun] Well
[Angel_Hun] I fucked her today
[Angel_Hun] while watching sports center
[Angel_Hun] not Facebook official yet
[Angel_Hun] but
[Helfix] LOL
[Helfix] :D
[Helfix] pr0
[Angel_Hun] Not sure if i got off to her or Paul Pierce
[Helfix] ROFL
[Helfix] emo is gay
[Helfix] non shocker
[Angel_Hun] lol
[Angel_Hun] diaf
[Helfix] no u
[Helfix] ;p
[Angel_Hun] I still am awesome
[Angel_Hun] I bent her over
[Angel_Hun] and rammed her while they were doing a piece on the Lakers/Celtics rivalry
[Helfix] thats pretty gay LOL
[Akelorian] I will totally get you in finfleet
Kagind > What kind of ship has a tacheon beam laser II ?
Jirid > Kagind - The kind you wouldn't want to meet 250km away from a dark alley
Mekhail Malkav > yo dawg, I heard you like to waste time, so I put a browser in your videogame, so you can procrastinate while you procrastinate.
<Batolemaeus> mh..i'm thinking..it's 23:00, and i still have some coffee left
<Batolemaeus> should i? shouldn't i? why shouldn't i? what am i waiting for?
<Batolemaeus> brb
<%Prawn> the above thought process is familiar to me
Ming: Thanks for sending me home anyway. and did manage to have a look at 0.0 how come though you sit at the gate and kil players when there are lots of Battleships worth 1.25 million isk each? Shouldn't someone be killing them
ImACrunchyNut > LOOK LIVELY YOU SONS OF BITCHES I WANT KILLS YOU CALL YOURSELVES PILOTS? I SEEN BETTER KILLERS IN KINDERGARTEN! I WANT TO SEE THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES ON YOUR HULLS I WANT RA TO FEEL LIKE THEY GOT A DILDO UP THIER ARSE! PACKUP AND HEADOUT HURRAH!
ImACrunchyNut > /emote takes caps off
Thorn Glawer > i take it you're on your way to c-j then?
ImACrunchyNut > nah im like mining some ammo
Samuel Drake > 01:46:52 Combat Angel Light Missile Battery strikes you perfectly, wrecking for 0.0 damage.
Samuel Drake > I'M SCARED!!!
HavvieG > 0-o
HavvieG > Hax.
Jaak ONeill > nice resists
Samuel Drake > that's the weird thing... i didn't have my hardeners on
Jaak ONeill > lol
HavvieG > Viva, viaaaagra!
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