DARWINS THEORY > thx guys what a noob i am:)
jih chop > AWww, darwin - you're not a noob, your just not as evolved as the rest of us :)
jih chop > AWww, darwin - you're not a noob, your just not as evolved as the rest of us :)
<Johnson_McCrae> boot mesage
<Johnson_McCrae> "Servers are down, we're working on getting them back up"
<Johnson_McCrae> no DUH!!
<Johnson_McCrae> whats wrong with them, think we dont NOTICE something like that?
<Johnson_McCrae> "Servers are down, we're working on getting them back up"
<Johnson_McCrae> no DUH!!
<Johnson_McCrae> whats wrong with them, think we dont NOTICE something like that?
Arvald > gaaaaaaah i hate this new area i live in
Arvald > i dont fucking know anyone and im bored as hell
K5Project > HOUSE PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
K5Project > you move far away from home
Arvald > fuck that i dont have money for booze
K5Project > BYOB
K5Project > FTW
Horin Bemerrig > and what just put a flyer on the door -_-
Arvald > i dont party
Arvald > i sit quietly in my chair, put on some david kincaid, grab my bottle of schotch and cry deeply into it
Arvald > i dont fucking know anyone and im bored as hell
K5Project > HOUSE PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
K5Project > you move far away from home
Arvald > fuck that i dont have money for booze
K5Project > BYOB
K5Project > FTW
Horin Bemerrig > and what just put a flyer on the door -_-
Arvald > i dont party
Arvald > i sit quietly in my chair, put on some david kincaid, grab my bottle of schotch and cry deeply into it
Scrawt > your avatar looks like my ex, my ex is called alice and her middle name is Eleanor
Scrawt > so i see you, alice eleanor
Dumagand Ongrard > Elmdor....... nice reading there slick
Scrawt > and im obliged to offer you my penis for old times sake
Scrawt > yes ive noticed the difference in letters, but what i did was try to bridge the gap
Ibeau Renoir > here's where she admits to being a guy irl.
Scrawt > and thatd be another similarity
Scrawt > turns out it was andy and i just wasnt listening
Alice Elmdor > :p
DarkBloodRain > well they both start with an A...
Scrawt > that was my argement
Scrawt > ive only got as far as i have because "girl" and "boy" sound so different
DarkBloodRain > it's just like amendment and action. both start with an a. see?
Scrawt > yes, that explains the manly grunts
Scrawt > and the penis
DarkBloodRain > penis, poker, same thing
DarkBloodRain > parrot?
Scrawt > thats right
Scrawt > i bought a penis from the pet shop, it can say hello
Scrawt > so i see you, alice eleanor
Dumagand Ongrard > Elmdor....... nice reading there slick
Scrawt > and im obliged to offer you my penis for old times sake
Scrawt > yes ive noticed the difference in letters, but what i did was try to bridge the gap
Ibeau Renoir > here's where she admits to being a guy irl.
Scrawt > and thatd be another similarity
Scrawt > turns out it was andy and i just wasnt listening
Alice Elmdor > :p
DarkBloodRain > well they both start with an A...
Scrawt > that was my argement
Scrawt > ive only got as far as i have because "girl" and "boy" sound so different
DarkBloodRain > it's just like amendment and action. both start with an a. see?
Scrawt > yes, that explains the manly grunts
Scrawt > and the penis
DarkBloodRain > penis, poker, same thing
DarkBloodRain > parrot?
Scrawt > thats right
Scrawt > i bought a penis from the pet shop, it can say hello
<Cheng> Why is the contract taking so long?
<Voloses> Shut up! I have to remember how many zero's are in 15!
<Voloses> Shut up! I have to remember how many zero's are in 15!
Tristan Acoma: It's like that feeling you get when you realize google maps doesn't have a "prefer high security systems" setting.
<Khet> will a nosfer in my cargo cause problems with customs?
<ArachV0id> no
<Khet> why does it have the skull on it?
<RN|ValDuane> lol
<Khet> it is confusing, no?
<RN|ValDuane> because its a ebil module
<RN|ValDuane> much ebilness
<Stained> EBIL!
<ArachV0id> no
<Khet> why does it have the skull on it?
<RN|ValDuane> lol
<Khet> it is confusing, no?
<RN|ValDuane> because its a ebil module
<RN|ValDuane> much ebilness
<Stained> EBIL!
PrismX [askur@staff.ccpgames.com] is now known as Suspense
Suspense [askur@staff.ccpgames.com] is now known as PrismX
<+Batolemaeus> man, that suspense sure didn't last long
PrismX [askur@staff.ccpgames.com] is now known as Suspense
Suspense murders Batolemaeus
Suspense [askur@staff.ccpgames.com] is now known as PrismX
<+Malarthi> So... The suspense was killing him?
<+Batolemaeus> great, you explained the joke
<+Batolemaeus> hope you're proud
<@PrismX> oh.. now I get it
Suspense [askur@staff.ccpgames.com] is now known as PrismX
<+Batolemaeus> man, that suspense sure didn't last long
PrismX [askur@staff.ccpgames.com] is now known as Suspense
Suspense murders Batolemaeus
Suspense [askur@staff.ccpgames.com] is now known as PrismX
<+Malarthi> So... The suspense was killing him?
<+Batolemaeus> great, you explained the joke
<+Batolemaeus> hope you're proud
<@PrismX> oh.. now I get it
Finraer > Moa - bastard lovechild of a swan and a toaster
Jita local always makes me smile
Mo Smutt > ..people gotta try a little harder with these contracts
Mini Freight > but my minmatar alt won't be flying a malestrom for months
Cold32 > <url=contract:30000142//48367255>[Multiple Items]</url>
Cold32 > free rigs^
Mo Smutt > that si a good deal
Mini Freight > ya it is but i don't need a minnie BS
Mo Smutt > i would get it if i could spare tghe isk
Mini Freight > i can buy it i just don't need to
Ember Talon > i #1 dont have the isk #2 wouldnt rig it like that anyway so it would be a waste
Mini Freight > yah
Mini Freight > I'd use shield rigs
Ember Talon > /emote nods
Cold32 > Nah
Cold32 > Needs the recharge
Cold32 > 3 gyros 2 te's in lows
Ember Talon > cap booster
Cold32 > nope
Cold32 > Waste of slot
Mini Freight > exactly
Mini Freight > cap boosters FTW
Cold32 > 2 hardners bosoter boost amp tracking comp and sebo
Ember Talon > not really, no amount of regen will keep you from being neuted out, a cap booster however gives youe nough cap to cycle modules before they neut you down
Mini Freight > it's a minmatar ship, it's made of scrap metal, why can't the damn thing run on batteries too? lol
Cold32 > its for smashing anoms
Cold32 > no pvp or grindy lvl4's
Mini Freight > haha
Mini Freight > i made a funny
Ember Talon > /emote vomits quietly in the corner at the prospect of plexing maelstrom
Mini Freight > /emote vomits publicly
Mini Freight > BLEEEEEGH!!!!
Cold32 > it fucks shit up
Ember Talon > i dont doubt, its also a huge fucking rape me sign
Mini Freight > that's cause it's shooting voltswagons
Mini Freight > lol
Mo Smutt > kik
Mo Smutt > ?
Mini Freight > or rifters
Mini Freight > that's about the right size fro a 1400MM cannon
Mini Freight > or even better it shoots reapers out of it, hahaha
Ember Talon > glad someone has a use for them
Mini Freight > why do we have noobships in the cargohold captain?
Mini Freight > you fool! we can't afford ammo!
REALITY X > lol
Mini Freight > use the noob ships!
Mini Freight > but... they won't fit!
Mini Freight > we are minmatar, make it fit!
Mini Freight > lulz
Commander Featherfall > repackage them... again
Mini Freight > hahaha
Mini Freight > can u imagine a malestrom shooting kamikaze reapers out of it's guns?
Ember Talon > that projectile has a thruster and a warp drive! BEHOLD!!! antimatter projectile ammo
Mini Freight > lolo0lool
Mini Freight > they put them all on overheat!!!
Mini Freight > omg!!!
Commander Featherfall > even with volunteer noob pilots its still considered a dumbfire weapon
Mini Freight > 1400MM plate and a MWD on a reaper AHHHH!!!
Ember Talon > hey it helps keep the noob populatioin in check
Ember Talon > im all for it
Mini Freight > lol
Mini Freight > perfect use for trial accounts
Mini Freight > ammunition
Mo Smutt > ..people gotta try a little harder with these contracts
Mini Freight > but my minmatar alt won't be flying a malestrom for months
Cold32 > <url=contract:30000142//48367255>[Multiple Items]</url>
Cold32 > free rigs^
Mo Smutt > that si a good deal
Mini Freight > ya it is but i don't need a minnie BS
Mo Smutt > i would get it if i could spare tghe isk
Mini Freight > i can buy it i just don't need to
Ember Talon > i #1 dont have the isk #2 wouldnt rig it like that anyway so it would be a waste
Mini Freight > yah
Mini Freight > I'd use shield rigs
Ember Talon > /emote nods
Cold32 > Nah
Cold32 > Needs the recharge
Cold32 > 3 gyros 2 te's in lows
Ember Talon > cap booster
Cold32 > nope
Cold32 > Waste of slot
Mini Freight > exactly
Mini Freight > cap boosters FTW
Cold32 > 2 hardners bosoter boost amp tracking comp and sebo
Ember Talon > not really, no amount of regen will keep you from being neuted out, a cap booster however gives youe nough cap to cycle modules before they neut you down
Mini Freight > it's a minmatar ship, it's made of scrap metal, why can't the damn thing run on batteries too? lol
Cold32 > its for smashing anoms
Cold32 > no pvp or grindy lvl4's
Mini Freight > haha
Mini Freight > i made a funny
Ember Talon > /emote vomits quietly in the corner at the prospect of plexing maelstrom
Mini Freight > /emote vomits publicly
Mini Freight > BLEEEEEGH!!!!
Cold32 > it fucks shit up
Ember Talon > i dont doubt, its also a huge fucking rape me sign
Mini Freight > that's cause it's shooting voltswagons
Mini Freight > lol
Mo Smutt > kik
Mo Smutt > ?
Mini Freight > or rifters
Mini Freight > that's about the right size fro a 1400MM cannon
Mini Freight > or even better it shoots reapers out of it, hahaha
Ember Talon > glad someone has a use for them
Mini Freight > why do we have noobships in the cargohold captain?
Mini Freight > you fool! we can't afford ammo!
REALITY X > lol
Mini Freight > use the noob ships!
Mini Freight > but... they won't fit!
Mini Freight > we are minmatar, make it fit!
Mini Freight > lulz
Commander Featherfall > repackage them... again
Mini Freight > hahaha
Mini Freight > can u imagine a malestrom shooting kamikaze reapers out of it's guns?
Ember Talon > that projectile has a thruster and a warp drive! BEHOLD!!! antimatter projectile ammo
Mini Freight > lolo0lool
Mini Freight > they put them all on overheat!!!
Mini Freight > omg!!!
Commander Featherfall > even with volunteer noob pilots its still considered a dumbfire weapon
Mini Freight > 1400MM plate and a MWD on a reaper AHHHH!!!
Ember Talon > hey it helps keep the noob populatioin in check
Ember Talon > im all for it
Mini Freight > lol
Mini Freight > perfect use for trial accounts
Mini Freight > ammunition