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GonRin > 저지금
GonRin > 배가아파서 ..
GanRin > 저거하빙어나
GanRin > 잡으세여
GanRin > 하빙어하빙어
Solara Hawk > well squiggly lines to you too
Derious > F-42 Reiterative Multi-Frequency Backup Sensors does this prevent pirates from hacking your warp drive?
Danny Lonnegan > Do not aggress unless you like the thought of getting sodomized by a squadron of stealth bombers
Azia Burgi > my dad has bought a 4 pack of jack daniel's and coke cola
Azia Burgi > pre-mixed whiskey and coke!
WashuChanUK > Bah thats cheating
Azia Burgi > i can't think of anything more hideous
WashuChanUK > That as chocolate?
Azia Burgi > :S
Radiant Infinity > now that would rock
WashuChanUK > There we go
Jay Marshall > chocolate & jack? hmmm
Nykel d'Krone > 10 year old Bailey's?
Jay Marshall > quite tasty actually.
Nykel d'Krone > you drink, and i'll watch.
Nykel d'Krone > Bailey's has an expiry stamped on each bottle for a reason
Azia Burgi > that would be alcoholic cheese
cocobutter > but i like big butts.... i cannot lie : )
Fennisair > oh so you're a rupture pilot then?
Fennisair > i bet watching it fly around gives you a broad-sword!
<TheVirtu> Question, when a spec ops is driving a jeep, can you see him as a blip when I scan?
<MaZ> only if he has aids
<TheVirtu> That's the only thing that's snuck up on me before.
<TheVirtu> And then like 53-758395 people spawn off him
<MaZ> wait what
<MaZ> a guy in a JEEP snuck up on you?
<MaZ> are you fucking deaf?
<TheVirtu> not like that
<TheVirtu> i mean snuck up on the spawn :P
<vensa> maybe the jeep had a silencer
<MaZ> electric JEEP
<jaska> stealth jeep
<vensa> with a big solar panel on it
Khellias > /emote looks mildly annoyed.
Fatwatai > ?
Khellias > They're going to be wanting me to work on the winter solstice. Bah!
Fatwatai > Tell them that you have to take the day of for religious puposes. Mention sacrificing children.
Khellias > I think my coworkers would have little trouble believing that of me.
Some Belated Holiday Spirit from Sq Sqeakums:

'Twas the night before Evemas, when all through the system
Not a pirate was stirring, not even a rat;
The haulers were docked by the pleasue hub with care,
In hopes that Gallante females soon would be there;

NORAD was nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Quafe danced in their heads;
And I in my 'kerchief, and Seraph in his cap,
Had just jumped to his safe-spot for a quick nap,

When up on the screen there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Restoring the window I flew like a flash,
Checking the scanners to avoid any clash.

The seventh moon which was all a-glow
Gave the luster of trit to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature rifter and eight tiny drone-deer,

With a little old pilot, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Concord.
More rapid than Ravens his drones they came,
And on local he shouted and called them by name;

"Now Badger! now, Badger! now, Badger and Badger!
On, Badger! on, Badger! on, Mushroom and Mushroom!
To the top of the billbard! to the station wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

As newbies before that before the guardians fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, straight through it they fly,
So up to the station-top the drones they flew,
With the rifter full of mins, and St. Concord too.

And then, in a twinkling, I saw on my scanners
The nearing and locking of each little drone.
As I tapped my engines, and was turning around,
Into my sight St. Concord warped with a bound.

He was dressed like a Caldari, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of items he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a dealer just opening his pack.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard on his chin was as white as the snow;

The stump of a pipe he held in his teeth,
And the smole it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a secure can full of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when me/ laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled my cargo hold then turned with a jerk,
And tapping his engines, steady as he goes,
And giving a nod, up his rifter rose;

He set his destination, to his drones gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him on local, ere he warped out of sight,
"Happy Evemas to all, and to all a good night!
Velvet69 > back off mummys boy
Admiral Goberius > :°(
Admiral Goberius > moooom internet people are mean to me
Admiral Goberius > Hello I am gob's mom
Admiral Goberius > stop being nasty to the gobie
Tybor Uskayrt > eve is the only thing to go down on me nowadays.......
BlueFalcon > yea where else can you get something to go down on you all the time for 14.95 a month?
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