Jimblob > lol, guy in montenegro went into an undertakers and bought a coffin for cash
KwaLevu > hehe
Jimblob > opened it up and jumped in, produced a gun, put it to his head and pulled the trigger
Jimblob > paradmedics saved him as he managed to shoot himself through the chin and nose.
Jimblob > he is upset because the funeral parlor refused to give him a refund on the coffin
Kiera Lynch > roflmao
Kiera Lynch > every time I believe humanity can not get any stupider,, something always proves me wrong..
Jimblob > was going to say "and it's usually me" but that would look wrong somehow
KwaLevu > hehe
Jimblob > opened it up and jumped in, produced a gun, put it to his head and pulled the trigger
Jimblob > paradmedics saved him as he managed to shoot himself through the chin and nose.
Jimblob > he is upset because the funeral parlor refused to give him a refund on the coffin
Kiera Lynch > roflmao
Kiera Lynch > every time I believe humanity can not get any stupider,, something always proves me wrong..
Jimblob > was going to say "and it's usually me" but that would look wrong somehow
AstroPhobic > I left my hardeners on
AstroPhobic > ;)
VicarOfPain > ahh T2 Viagra :P
Madbuzz > heh
VicarOfPain > Stacks well with Remote Hardening Emissions Receptor I
Ralus > heh
AstroPhobic > ;)
VicarOfPain > ahh T2 Viagra :P
Madbuzz > heh
VicarOfPain > Stacks well with Remote Hardening Emissions Receptor I
Ralus > heh
Tristan Gallagher > They don't KNOW we're hostile!
myggan > o i am gonna fuck tonight
Evil Edna > livestock not guarded today then?
Evil Edna > livestock not guarded today then?
DANNE0 > setting -1 standings for now then
Commander Mirko > same
Commander Mirko > ill make it -1.1 coz she looks
like a slut :-p
Commander Mirko > same
Commander Mirko > ill make it -1.1 coz she looks
like a slut :-p
<wizzard66> Dear Lucky Winner,
<wizzard66> We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annualnfinaldraws of IRELAND ONLINE LOTTERY NOTIFICATION DESK internationalLottery programs. After this automated computer ballot,youre-mail address emerged as one of two winners in the category "A"You are therefore been approve to claim the sum of £1,000,000 (One million Pounds sterling)
<wizzard66> zomg
<wizzard66> thats a lot
<wizzard66> AND I WON!!
<wizzard66> YAHOOOOOOOOOOO
<splinter> lol
<wizzard66> i only have to dail a number in ireland
<wizzard66> i can do that!
<splinter> hehe
<wizzard66> what hehehe
<splinter> not even have to pay the transfer fee ?
<wizzard66> oi im not dumb!!
<wizzard66> its not like is from nigeria!
<wizzard66> its IRELAND
<wizzard66> the land of the red haired girls
<Mako> just as bad
<wizzard66> and very christian too
<wizzard66> mako ireland <> nigeria
<wizzard66> man 1 million pounds
* wizzard66 orders a bently
<Throdax|Work> wizz, didn't I told you to stop playing in the irish lottery??
<wizzard66> you did
<wizzard66> but im glad i didnt
<wizzard66> and im double lucky
<wizzard66> cos
<Throdax|Work> you will share at least, I hope
<wizzard66> (dont tel mrs wizz)
<wizzard66> but a girl from ukraine fancies me
<wizzard66> she sends me love letters
<wizzard66> its.. romantic
<wizzard66> with this kind of luck, i should find a cure for my small dick size, short attentionspan in bed and a quick 'downtime' this week in my mailbox too
* wizzard66 is so happy
<wizzard66> We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annualnfinaldraws of IRELAND ONLINE LOTTERY NOTIFICATION DESK internationalLottery programs. After this automated computer ballot,youre-mail address emerged as one of two winners in the category "A"You are therefore been approve to claim the sum of £1,000,000 (One million Pounds sterling)
<wizzard66> zomg
<wizzard66> thats a lot
<wizzard66> AND I WON!!
<wizzard66> YAHOOOOOOOOOOO
<splinter> lol
<wizzard66> i only have to dail a number in ireland
<wizzard66> i can do that!
<splinter> hehe
<wizzard66> what hehehe
<splinter> not even have to pay the transfer fee ?
<wizzard66> oi im not dumb!!
<wizzard66> its not like is from nigeria!
<wizzard66> its IRELAND
<wizzard66> the land of the red haired girls
<Mako> just as bad
<wizzard66> and very christian too
<wizzard66> mako ireland <> nigeria
<wizzard66> man 1 million pounds
* wizzard66 orders a bently
<Throdax|Work> wizz, didn't I told you to stop playing in the irish lottery??
<wizzard66> you did
<wizzard66> but im glad i didnt
<wizzard66> and im double lucky
<wizzard66> cos
<Throdax|Work> you will share at least, I hope
<wizzard66> (dont tel mrs wizz)
<wizzard66> but a girl from ukraine fancies me
<wizzard66> she sends me love letters
<wizzard66> its.. romantic
<wizzard66> with this kind of luck, i should find a cure for my small dick size, short attentionspan in bed and a quick 'downtime' this week in my mailbox too
* wizzard66 is so happy
Xanandu > im bored and hungry
etsat > no food makes xanadu less understandable?
McBarnacle > he can't have eaten much since he joined corp then
etsat > no food makes xanadu less understandable?
McBarnacle > he can't have eaten much since he joined corp then
Aeaus > Any danger with the swigg?
SN3263827 > only that they'll accidentally shoot each other
SN3263827 > only that they'll accidentally shoot each other
Pattern Clarc > 2 Titans instapopping Mom's may be amusing however.
OrangeAfroMan > Then they can say they double penetrated your Mom :D
OrangeAfroMan > Then they can say they double penetrated your Mom :D
*Facist Monk facedesks
Facist Monk > HEY! i can see my face in my desk now!
Uncle BoBx > perma-dented?
Facist Monk > HEY! i can see my face in my desk now!
Uncle BoBx > perma-dented?