jih chop > Today, at work, I was bored and had nothing to do (well, I didn't feel like doing the work that actually needed doing, so, you know, same thing)
jih chop > anyway, so sitting there looking up at the clouds when - HEY! that looks just like a manticore!
jih chop > and that one looks like a Caracal.
jih chop > Ooo! That could be a Blackbird, er well then again, one clunky lump of crap pretty much looks like any other
jih chop > but that one is definitely a scorpion!
jih chop > after an afternoon of this, I came to a profound conclusion
jih chop > God Flies Caldari
jih chop > anyway, so sitting there looking up at the clouds when - HEY! that looks just like a manticore!
jih chop > and that one looks like a Caracal.
jih chop > Ooo! That could be a Blackbird, er well then again, one clunky lump of crap pretty much looks like any other
jih chop > but that one is definitely a scorpion!
jih chop > after an afternoon of this, I came to a profound conclusion
jih chop > God Flies Caldari
<OmberZombie> it's the internet, what else is it good for other than downloading porn?
Sparq: I'm navigating right now on the TouchPad with my tongue, I'll probably get some horrible disease BUT IT TASTES LIKE VICTORY
<kieron> I is teh l4m3
JumpinJesus > being nice to a girl on the internet wont get you anywhere near her vagine
Pr0pt3rhawk > damn it
JumpinJesus > vagina*
Pr0pt3rhawk > you would know whouldnt you
JumpinJesus > ofc, im the old, bitter one
JumpinJesus > im here to teach you the ways of the internet my young padawan
JumpinJesus > lesson one
JumpinJesus > drop your pants and bend over
Pr0pt3rhawk > rofl, ive been on long enough to know the rules
JumpinJesus > you havent been on this planet for long enough to know any rules
Pr0pt3rhawk > took you that long to learn em eh?
Pr0pt3rhawk > sad
JumpinJesus > i only got internet last night
JumpinJesus > what can i say
JumpinJesus > im a fast learner
Pr0pt3rhawk > omish i guess?
JumpinJesus > and what would omish be?
Pr0pt3rhawk > people who sit arounnd hopping there lak of worldl itrest getts them somhwere
JumpinJesus > even your language skills are on a 12 yr old lvl
Pr0pt3rhawk > sorry if im not a typist
JumpinJesus > a "typist"
JumpinJesus > so youre a "bangist" ?
JumpinJesus > head->keayboard
JumpinJesus > hoping to make sense?
Pr0pt3rhawk > damn it
JumpinJesus > vagina*
Pr0pt3rhawk > you would know whouldnt you
JumpinJesus > ofc, im the old, bitter one
JumpinJesus > im here to teach you the ways of the internet my young padawan
JumpinJesus > lesson one
JumpinJesus > drop your pants and bend over
Pr0pt3rhawk > rofl, ive been on long enough to know the rules
JumpinJesus > you havent been on this planet for long enough to know any rules
Pr0pt3rhawk > took you that long to learn em eh?
Pr0pt3rhawk > sad
JumpinJesus > i only got internet last night
JumpinJesus > what can i say
JumpinJesus > im a fast learner
Pr0pt3rhawk > omish i guess?
JumpinJesus > and what would omish be?
Pr0pt3rhawk > people who sit arounnd hopping there lak of worldl itrest getts them somhwere
JumpinJesus > even your language skills are on a 12 yr old lvl
Pr0pt3rhawk > sorry if im not a typist
JumpinJesus > a "typist"
JumpinJesus > so youre a "bangist" ?
JumpinJesus > head->keayboard
JumpinJesus > hoping to make sense?
Merv DeGriff > He is also the first player in EVE I did ANYTHING remotely social with lol
Par Obsidian > oo er
Merv DeGriff > not that kind of social
Merv DeGriff > The teamwork kind you pervert.
Rhianna Christian > not nekkid social a la ace
Par Obsidian > oo er
Merv DeGriff > not that kind of social
Merv DeGriff > The teamwork kind you pervert.
Rhianna Christian > not nekkid social a la ace
General WilliamHague > LOL!!!! ok,i feel stupid now,i was wondering how that hell this malakim was tanking me so god,noticed that i had forgot to change my logistics drones to combat drones.I was repping him ffs!
Cryos Ylwan > there's also pictures of pussy on wikipedia
Lord Porter > BRB
iam destuction > someones having wankytime!
Lord Porter > BRB
iam destuction > someones having wankytime!
Guy Dranova > any idea why we have a frozen corpse in the corp hanger?
Guy Dranova > there's probably someone that would want to use it
Burchov > eeew
Guy Dranova > its frozen, can't be any worse than a wife you've been married to for 20 years
Guy Dranova > there's probably someone that would want to use it
Burchov > eeew
Guy Dranova > its frozen, can't be any worse than a wife you've been married to for 20 years
Rock Vixen > Sec, going through scan list...
Rock Vixen > ......Aug are you in a Cerberus?
Augin Soric > maaaaaaybe :D
Rock Vixen > And you named it Bukakke Supreme.
Rock Vixen > sigh.
Rock Vixen > ......Aug are you in a Cerberus?
Augin Soric > maaaaaaybe :D
Rock Vixen > And you named it Bukakke Supreme.
Rock Vixen > sigh.