<Urban_Mongral> you know what he drinks Gal?
<Urban_Mongral> Breezers!
<[GRN]Galazar> lol
<Ellisa> lol
<[GRN]Galazar> haha
<[GRN]Galazar> he's gayer than me
<[GRN]Galazar> the queer
<DJ_Xod> Bitch Beers!
<Ellisa> lol
<Urban_Mongral> no - your still gayer because you drink Semen Gal
<Urban_Mongral> Breezers!
<[GRN]Galazar> lol
<Ellisa> lol
<[GRN]Galazar> haha
<[GRN]Galazar> he's gayer than me
<[GRN]Galazar> the queer
<DJ_Xod> Bitch Beers!
<Ellisa> lol
<Urban_Mongral> no - your still gayer because you drink Semen Gal
Splitter Macdung > knucklefucker called me a cottonchopper!
Gruxella > i petitioned him for it
Splitter Macdung > i did too, lol
Kwerkus Ilf > lol
Kwerkus Ilf > yeah, I wondered if that was a racist term... nice work petitioning it
Splitter Macdung > i do not tolerate malformed bigotry...lol
Kwerkus Ilf > that would seem to confirm that he's a redneck anyway
Gruxella > i petitioned him for it
Splitter Macdung > i did too, lol
Kwerkus Ilf > lol
Kwerkus Ilf > yeah, I wondered if that was a racist term... nice work petitioning it
Splitter Macdung > i do not tolerate malformed bigotry...lol
Kwerkus Ilf > that would seem to confirm that he's a redneck anyway
Kazzzi > I like to roleplay in alliance chat, especially when the alliance doesn't realize I'm roleplaying
DeathGrip > not my fault mo is attracted to me
DeathGrip > if i was a girl i would be attracted to me as well
DeathGrip > if i was a girl i would be attracted to me as well
TheHermit > Hrr sir
Le Soltueur > o/
TheHermit > i understand you are the diplomat for Underworld
Le Soltueur > That's what they tell me. :-/
Le Soltueur > though to be honest, I don't recall ever being elected for this role.
TheHermit > im just curiouse as to who hired you to contract against esquires of questioanble intention sir
Le Soltueur > I think it was just cast upon me. Without any due consideration as to whether or not I'd actually make a good diplomat.
TheHermit > that sir is a shame,
Le Soltueur > Indeed.
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
TheHermit > i neither like or dislike them sir
Le Soltueur > I have a turtle I'm trying to get rid of. I've tried to flush it three times, but it just won't make it through the trap.
Le Soltueur > Little bastard is just a tad too big.
TheHermit > ahh teh unflushables
Le Soltueur > Horrible, isn't it?
Le Soltueur > I either need a smaller turtle or a larger trap.
TheHermit > never coem acoss the situation myself but i can imagine your plight
TheHermit > i woudl opt for smaller turtle sir
Le Soltueur > See..,. now that would make sense!
Le Soltueur > So... about that turtle..
TheHermit > but to the origional question sir, your recent decleration of war against the esquires
Le Soltueur > as I seem to need a smaller one for the trap..
Le Soltueur > would you take this larger one off my hands?
Le Soltueur > Hey... you scratch my back...
TheHermit > send him my way sir ill oblige
Le Soltueur > I won't itch anymore.
Le Soltueur > I guess, in a round about way, Herm.. you don't mind if I call you "Herm" do you?
TheHermit > not at all sir
Le Soltueur > I've got this thing about proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and suck.
Le Soltueur > such*.
Le Soltueur > See?
Le Soltueur > I get all worked up about that.
TheHermit > There is nothing wrong with correct grammar sir.
Le Soltueur > You're right! And more people should practice it. I mean -really- practice it.
Le Soltueur > I've seen so many dangling participles that it's rather embarassing to admit.
TheHermit > Agreed, there is nothing as furiating as seeing 'm8' and 'l8r' etc in converstaion.
Le Soltueur > I get furiated all the time.
Le Soltueur > Then I shave.
Le Soltueur > Speaking of which... I've been considering growing a full beard for the winter.
Le Soltueur > It gets so cold around here that a full beard would likely insulate my face from those damaging winds.
TheHermit > That sir is not a bad idea, if onyl work would permit me to.
Le Soltueur > Jamaica gets incredibly cold in the dead of winter. I may have to get a hat.
Le Soltueur > Do you like hats?
TheHermit > I try to wear mine as straight as possible
Le Soltueur > What kind of hat do you like to wear?
TheHermit > As a military man, only one kind of hat i wear sir. The good old British beret
Le Soltueur > There's nothing quite like a chapeau, my good man. It's... well... distinguishing.
Le Soltueur > Ah... a military man! Well done, lad, well done.
TheHermit > Thank you sir, and if one would permit, an answer to my question.
Le Soltueur > I abhore violence, mind you, as I'm a bit of a pacifist.
Le Soltueur > But still, I understand that it is required from time to time to solve problems.
Le Soltueur > Like trying to get a large turtle down a small trap.
Le Soltueur > Do you suppose a chainsaw would be too messy?
TheHermit > Whilst i admit my job has a certain amount of violence surrounding it. i feel it a necessary evil, With what would happen were we not to stand in its way.
Le Soltueur > I feel perhaps it would. Maybe I should just chisel the little bastard out of his shell... or perhaps a small explosive charge?
Le Soltueur > Too many decisions as a diplomat I'm afraid.
Le Soltueur > Thank you, though, for this enlightening conversation, young man. You are very polite for being in the miltary.
Le Soltueur > I must attend to this turtle as the little bugger is now trying to run away.
TheHermit > And i thank you sir, its not very often i have the opportunity to engage in a conversation of such high calibre
Le Soltueur > Fly safe, my friend!
TheHermit > but my question remains unresolved sir.
Le Soltueur > o7
Le Soltueur > o/
TheHermit > i understand you are the diplomat for Underworld
Le Soltueur > That's what they tell me. :-/
Le Soltueur > though to be honest, I don't recall ever being elected for this role.
TheHermit > im just curiouse as to who hired you to contract against esquires of questioanble intention sir
Le Soltueur > I think it was just cast upon me. Without any due consideration as to whether or not I'd actually make a good diplomat.
TheHermit > that sir is a shame,
Le Soltueur > Indeed.
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
TheHermit > i neither like or dislike them sir
Le Soltueur > I have a turtle I'm trying to get rid of. I've tried to flush it three times, but it just won't make it through the trap.
Le Soltueur > Little bastard is just a tad too big.
TheHermit > ahh teh unflushables
Le Soltueur > Horrible, isn't it?
Le Soltueur > I either need a smaller turtle or a larger trap.
TheHermit > never coem acoss the situation myself but i can imagine your plight
TheHermit > i woudl opt for smaller turtle sir
Le Soltueur > See..,. now that would make sense!
Le Soltueur > So... about that turtle..
TheHermit > but to the origional question sir, your recent decleration of war against the esquires
Le Soltueur > as I seem to need a smaller one for the trap..
Le Soltueur > would you take this larger one off my hands?
Le Soltueur > Hey... you scratch my back...
TheHermit > send him my way sir ill oblige
Le Soltueur > I won't itch anymore.
Le Soltueur > I guess, in a round about way, Herm.. you don't mind if I call you "Herm" do you?
TheHermit > not at all sir
Le Soltueur > I've got this thing about proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and suck.
Le Soltueur > such*.
Le Soltueur > See?
Le Soltueur > I get all worked up about that.
TheHermit > There is nothing wrong with correct grammar sir.
Le Soltueur > You're right! And more people should practice it. I mean -really- practice it.
Le Soltueur > I've seen so many dangling participles that it's rather embarassing to admit.
TheHermit > Agreed, there is nothing as furiating as seeing 'm8' and 'l8r' etc in converstaion.
Le Soltueur > I get furiated all the time.
Le Soltueur > Then I shave.
Le Soltueur > Speaking of which... I've been considering growing a full beard for the winter.
Le Soltueur > It gets so cold around here that a full beard would likely insulate my face from those damaging winds.
TheHermit > That sir is not a bad idea, if onyl work would permit me to.
Le Soltueur > Jamaica gets incredibly cold in the dead of winter. I may have to get a hat.
Le Soltueur > Do you like hats?
TheHermit > I try to wear mine as straight as possible
Le Soltueur > What kind of hat do you like to wear?
TheHermit > As a military man, only one kind of hat i wear sir. The good old British beret
Le Soltueur > There's nothing quite like a chapeau, my good man. It's... well... distinguishing.
Le Soltueur > Ah... a military man! Well done, lad, well done.
TheHermit > Thank you sir, and if one would permit, an answer to my question.
Le Soltueur > I abhore violence, mind you, as I'm a bit of a pacifist.
Le Soltueur > But still, I understand that it is required from time to time to solve problems.
Le Soltueur > Like trying to get a large turtle down a small trap.
Le Soltueur > Do you suppose a chainsaw would be too messy?
TheHermit > Whilst i admit my job has a certain amount of violence surrounding it. i feel it a necessary evil, With what would happen were we not to stand in its way.
Le Soltueur > I feel perhaps it would. Maybe I should just chisel the little bastard out of his shell... or perhaps a small explosive charge?
Le Soltueur > Too many decisions as a diplomat I'm afraid.
Le Soltueur > Thank you, though, for this enlightening conversation, young man. You are very polite for being in the miltary.
Le Soltueur > I must attend to this turtle as the little bugger is now trying to run away.
TheHermit > And i thank you sir, its not very often i have the opportunity to engage in a conversation of such high calibre
Le Soltueur > Fly safe, my friend!
TheHermit > but my question remains unresolved sir.
Le Soltueur > o7
Kyoko Sakoda > Two Ashimmus nossing each other is kind of like watching lesbian sex.
Kyoko Sakoda > Bhaalgorn = trannies, Cruors = just stay away from that pointy bit at the bottom
Kyoko Sakoda > Bhaalgorn = trannies, Cruors = just stay away from that pointy bit at the bottom
Shurtak > i what sanshas to drop something else then siege launchers. I can build a row from here to jita wiht them
G1mp > angels?
Shurtak > angels yah
Shurtak > ncp
Shurtak > rats
Shurtak > the reds
Throdax > ncp?
Shurtak > i call them sansahs
Shurtak > non corporation players
* Shurtak again starting to sweat
Throdax > but they are a corporation... angels
Shurtak > technically yes
Shurtak > however
Shurtak > i convoed their ceo
Shurtak > and they might join bob
G1mp > angels?
Shurtak > angels yah
Shurtak > ncp
Shurtak > rats
Shurtak > the reds
Throdax > ncp?
Shurtak > i call them sansahs
Shurtak > non corporation players
* Shurtak again starting to sweat
Throdax > but they are a corporation... angels
Shurtak > technically yes
Shurtak > however
Shurtak > i convoed their ceo
Shurtak > and they might join bob
Tiki Rar > I like you
Tiki Rar > You have balls
Tiki Rar > I like balls
Tiki Rar > You have balls
Tiki Rar > I like balls
Dr Kang > yeeesh the Clusterfuck saving the NC is like going to see that old cranky in the nursing home. You force yourself to go because he has no family and is alone, but when you get there he abuses you for being useless while he shits himself
Gunsnroses > hey guys i got an implant, how do i put it in?
Grankor > Bend over
Grankor > Bend over