Karkian > "This mission is of utmost importance to the Gallente Federation, and would not go unnoticed in the world."
Karkian > every time i've been offered a mission like that via eve mail it's been something like "My friend, on the other side of the galaxy, is in urgent need of this jar of jam for his morning toast"
Karkian > every time i've been offered a mission like that via eve mail it's been something like "My friend, on the other side of the galaxy, is in urgent need of this jar of jam for his morning toast"
Morris 159 > eyes n-dq?
kortez2 > a whole bunch of them morris
kortez2 > eyes that is. no hostiles
Morris 159 > you scared me there for a sec
kortez2 > well its almost halloween
kortez2 > a whole bunch of them morris
kortez2 > eyes that is. no hostiles
Morris 159 > you scared me there for a sec
kortez2 > well its almost halloween
Lodhian > wtf is wrong with this lag?
Lodhian > or am i the only one having i
Lodhian > *it
Trey Azagthoth > nothing m8, the lag is working just fine
Lodhian > or am i the only one having i
Lodhian > *it
Trey Azagthoth > nothing m8, the lag is working just fine
Gangus > speaking of livestock
Gangus > i'm going drinking and cow-tipping tonight
Gangus > cant wait
Pen Khadiji > lol
Auk Monnan > yehaw
Bishop Endarr > lmao
Gangus > we get the cows stoned by blowing bong smoke in their faces, hypnotise them with a torch and then we all give it a good shove
Feeesh > Watch for cow pats and angry farmers...
Bishop Endarr > cow tipping?
Pen Khadiji > get along little dawgy
Bishop Endarr > i have to tried that sometime
Gangus > it's so fuckin funny
Pen Khadiji > bishop, when cows sleep u can run up and push them over
Gangus > seeing 500kg of beef get the smackdown
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > The police charge you for it round these parts...
Gangus > wait
Pen Khadiji > here too
Ilfar > $500 fine and your photo in the paper
Gangus > so, you get fined for tipping cows, but they let you molest sheep?
Gangus > fuckin weird you lot over there
Ilfar > :3
Gangus > photo in paper?
Ilfar > Sheep are people too ^_^
Pen Khadiji > no, same fine.. just cheaper than hookers
Gangus > /emote on plane to NZ
Gangus > i want my photo in the paper for cowtipping
Gangus > would it be front page?
Gangus > i think of myself as more the page 3 type
Retromash > Tip from behind, that'll do it.
Gangus > i could show off my hairy manboobs then
Ilfar > Side on, Retro
Ilfar > NOT from behind
CaptainMabufo > I don;t think they call that tipping
Ilfar > Your arm will disappear up that cow's rear...
CaptainMabufo > from behind
Pen Khadiji > that's scarry gangus
Retromash > It's Gangus' arm, what do I care?
Pen Khadiji > cow dipping
Gangus > lol
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > You only dip sheep
Gangus > :o
Pen Khadiji > not to be mistaken for sheepdip
Gangus > this is so omgrawr'd
Gangus > i'm going drinking and cow-tipping tonight
Gangus > cant wait
Pen Khadiji > lol
Auk Monnan > yehaw
Bishop Endarr > lmao
Gangus > we get the cows stoned by blowing bong smoke in their faces, hypnotise them with a torch and then we all give it a good shove
Feeesh > Watch for cow pats and angry farmers...
Bishop Endarr > cow tipping?
Pen Khadiji > get along little dawgy
Bishop Endarr > i have to tried that sometime
Gangus > it's so fuckin funny
Pen Khadiji > bishop, when cows sleep u can run up and push them over
Gangus > seeing 500kg of beef get the smackdown
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > The police charge you for it round these parts...
Gangus > wait
Pen Khadiji > here too
Ilfar > $500 fine and your photo in the paper
Gangus > so, you get fined for tipping cows, but they let you molest sheep?
Gangus > fuckin weird you lot over there
Ilfar > :3
Gangus > photo in paper?
Ilfar > Sheep are people too ^_^
Pen Khadiji > no, same fine.. just cheaper than hookers
Gangus > /emote on plane to NZ
Gangus > i want my photo in the paper for cowtipping
Gangus > would it be front page?
Gangus > i think of myself as more the page 3 type
Retromash > Tip from behind, that'll do it.
Gangus > i could show off my hairy manboobs then
Ilfar > Side on, Retro
Ilfar > NOT from behind
CaptainMabufo > I don;t think they call that tipping
Ilfar > Your arm will disappear up that cow's rear...
CaptainMabufo > from behind
Pen Khadiji > that's scarry gangus
Retromash > It's Gangus' arm, what do I care?
Pen Khadiji > cow dipping
Gangus > lol
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > You only dip sheep
Gangus > :o
Pen Khadiji > not to be mistaken for sheepdip
Gangus > this is so omgrawr'd
Alexandria Magnus > Yes, but why do they call it the xbox 360?
Alexandria Magnus > Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away!
Black Bonnie > oh god not this again
Agilas > turn 360 and walk away, that's real funny
Black Bonnie > you turn 360, you face the same direction
B'tar Adar > ah 360 in a circle so you will be right where you started
Agilas > watch that you don't trip over it
Black Bonnie > 360, like revolution?
Camoss > You can't really turn 360 and walk away, because if you did a 360, you'd go completely around and end up facing the way you started
Black Bonnie > turn around?
Alexandria Magnus > you are a idiot B'tar Adar, they even teach you geography in the schools?
Agilas > what's geography got to do with anything?
Camoss > Thats what I wanna know
Alexandria Magnus > stupid russians, EVE is an <i>American</i> game, go back to your country!
Bubon Avarus > actually its not
Agilas > ahhh, an american, that explains everything ;)
Camoss > It's Icelandic :-)
Bubon Avarus > isn't CCP based in iceland?
Bubon Avarus > yea
Camoss > Bubon thats correct
Alexandria Magnus > CCP has an office in iceland, sure, for some outsourced developement, but it was founded, created, and has HQ out of Georgia, USA
Camoss > You need to do some more research, Alex
Alexandria Magnus > your a idiot, stfu
Camoss > Georgia is the former home of a development company that was bought by CCP
Camoss > White Wolf
Alexandria Magnus > dont even understand a xbox joke and your telling me you think you know more than me?
Camoss > "Think"?
Alexandria Magnus > like i said your a idiot
Camoss > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CCP_hf
Alexandria Magnus > go back to your country foreigner scrub kid
Camoss > Anybody here want to back me up?
Cmndr Griff > I thought his joke was the funniest I have ever read, I even wrote it down
Alexandria Magnus > they know your a idiot
Bubon Avarus > "Founded in 1997, CCP is recognized internationally as a pioneer in the single-server persistent universe concept of the MMOG genre. CCP Games is headquartered in Reykjavik, Iceland with an office in Shanghai, China. " - http://www.ccpgames.com/company/
Agilas > alexandria, take a pro tip and shut up before you make an even bigger fool of yourself
Alexandria Magnus > your a idiot to Agilas, so stfu
Cmndr Griff > Do you have any more comedy gold material?
Agilas > at least I can spell, and use the right words
Camoss > You know your calling everyone an idiot but the only one making a fool of themselves is you
Bubon Avarus > heh yea this is pretty funny
Camoss > It's hilarious :-)
Agilas > I'm thoroughly enjoying myself, but I'm easily entertained.
Bubon Avarus > Alex, did you read the quote from the CCP site I posted?
Camoss > Or the wikipedia link I posted?
Alexandria Magnus > stfu your a idiot i dont read things you write down
Alexandria Magnus > Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away!
Black Bonnie > oh god not this again
Agilas > turn 360 and walk away, that's real funny
Black Bonnie > you turn 360, you face the same direction
B'tar Adar > ah 360 in a circle so you will be right where you started
Agilas > watch that you don't trip over it
Black Bonnie > 360, like revolution?
Camoss > You can't really turn 360 and walk away, because if you did a 360, you'd go completely around and end up facing the way you started
Black Bonnie > turn around?
Alexandria Magnus > you are a idiot B'tar Adar, they even teach you geography in the schools?
Agilas > what's geography got to do with anything?
Camoss > Thats what I wanna know
Alexandria Magnus > stupid russians, EVE is an <i>American</i> game, go back to your country!
Bubon Avarus > actually its not
Agilas > ahhh, an american, that explains everything ;)
Camoss > It's Icelandic :-)
Bubon Avarus > isn't CCP based in iceland?
Bubon Avarus > yea
Camoss > Bubon thats correct
Alexandria Magnus > CCP has an office in iceland, sure, for some outsourced developement, but it was founded, created, and has HQ out of Georgia, USA
Camoss > You need to do some more research, Alex
Alexandria Magnus > your a idiot, stfu
Camoss > Georgia is the former home of a development company that was bought by CCP
Camoss > White Wolf
Alexandria Magnus > dont even understand a xbox joke and your telling me you think you know more than me?
Camoss > "Think"?
Alexandria Magnus > like i said your a idiot
Camoss > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CCP_hf
Alexandria Magnus > go back to your country foreigner scrub kid
Camoss > Anybody here want to back me up?
Cmndr Griff > I thought his joke was the funniest I have ever read, I even wrote it down
Alexandria Magnus > they know your a idiot
Bubon Avarus > "Founded in 1997, CCP is recognized internationally as a pioneer in the single-server persistent universe concept of the MMOG genre. CCP Games is headquartered in Reykjavik, Iceland with an office in Shanghai, China. " - http://www.ccpgames.com/company/
Agilas > alexandria, take a pro tip and shut up before you make an even bigger fool of yourself
Alexandria Magnus > your a idiot to Agilas, so stfu
Cmndr Griff > Do you have any more comedy gold material?
Agilas > at least I can spell, and use the right words
Camoss > You know your calling everyone an idiot but the only one making a fool of themselves is you
Bubon Avarus > heh yea this is pretty funny
Camoss > It's hilarious :-)
Agilas > I'm thoroughly enjoying myself, but I'm easily entertained.
Bubon Avarus > Alex, did you read the quote from the CCP site I posted?
Camoss > Or the wikipedia link I posted?
Alexandria Magnus > stfu your a idiot i dont read things you write down
AeolusWind > Stop with large amounts of ? marks
Zhainius > Ok everyone loose the multi question marks
Lord Bedard > just wanted to try it
* Xliff drops his "?" to the floor.
De Ward > i add a ? to every time i have to repeat a questoin
Napolleon Corsica > put the question mark DOWN! step back and put yor hands above your head! Step away from the question mark!!
* Xliff loads a "?" into his 220s.
* Xliff looks for a suitable victim.
Zhainius > Ok everyone loose the multi question marks
Lord Bedard > just wanted to try it
* Xliff drops his "?" to the floor.
De Ward > i add a ? to every time i have to repeat a questoin
Napolleon Corsica > put the question mark DOWN! step back and put yor hands above your head! Step away from the question mark!!
* Xliff loads a "?" into his 220s.
* Xliff looks for a suitable victim.
McNab DK1977 > so what's this about an aeon ?
Asceticism > guy says he goes and gets a sandwich right? super drifts out while afk, blammo
Smag > must have been one hell of a sandwich
Asceticism > it made me hungry
McNab DK1977 > we lost the aeon because of a sandwich ?
Asceticism > well it was a blt
DestroyEraseImprove > bacon lossmail tomato
McNab DK1977 > oh... okay then
Asceticism > guy says he goes and gets a sandwich right? super drifts out while afk, blammo
Smag > must have been one hell of a sandwich
Asceticism > it made me hungry
McNab DK1977 > we lost the aeon because of a sandwich ?
Asceticism > well it was a blt
DestroyEraseImprove > bacon lossmail tomato
McNab DK1977 > oh... okay then
Rudie Capone > you know a sector is overpopulated when the jumpgate animation cant finish for 5 minutes
Narc0tiq > Jita?
Rudie Capone > nah renyn
Rudie Capone > at the oursaelert gate
Rudie Capone > just keeps starting the animation over and over, sounds like a bad techno sound, or someone humping jello
Pathos Etredes > omg.. lmao
Narc0tiq > lol
Artaka > great, now I won't be able to eat jello for a week
Narc0tiq > Jita?
Rudie Capone > nah renyn
Rudie Capone > at the oursaelert gate
Rudie Capone > just keeps starting the animation over and over, sounds like a bad techno sound, or someone humping jello
Pathos Etredes > omg.. lmao
Narc0tiq > lol
Artaka > great, now I won't be able to eat jello for a week
Nicholiai > whats the most common item sold in jita?
Kalidorius > bullshit
Kalidorius > bullshit
Rodge > hmmm, do i qualify as a "carebear" if i now buy my T2 crokite crystals in batches of 100?