Ecatherina W > What's the name of the thing we RFed in 49? TCU? Ihub? something structure thingy
Spatterjay Hoop > heh i dont even try to keep up any more
Wensley > which time around?
Spatterjay Hoop > we shot a thing
Spatterjay Hoop > it is good
Spatterjay Hoop > heh i dont even try to keep up any more
Wensley > which time around?
Spatterjay Hoop > we shot a thing
Spatterjay Hoop > it is good
Ruric Thyase > penguins are the money maker
Higglebiggle > happy feet must be your wet dream then
Ruric Thyase > march of the penguins actually
Ruric Thyase > morgan freeman narrates my orgasm
Higglebiggle > happy feet must be your wet dream then
Ruric Thyase > march of the penguins actually
Ruric Thyase > morgan freeman narrates my orgasm
seany1212 > i like my penis, does that count?
seany1212 > i stick up for it because it sticks up for me
seany1212 > i stick up for it because it sticks up for me
Supert3d > anyone know how to boost your power grid? i have a extra large booster and a large extender and i can't power them both at the same time =[
Caldar Rhysk > on which ship?
Supert3d > Carcal cruiser
Caldar Rhysk > and an X-Large booster...
Caldar Rhysk > which is for Battleships....
Supert3d > it only just doesn't fit
Caldar Rhysk > and have you looked at the capacitor drain?
Supert3d > nope....
Caldar Rhysk > then look at the capacitor ammount of the ship...
Supert3d > 1062 cap max and it takes 400 energyt to activate
Caldar Rhysk > every 4 seconds
Caldar Rhysk > you get 8 seconds before your dead
Supert3d > so i can get 8 secs worth, thats enough :D
Caldar Rhysk > on which ship?
Supert3d > Carcal cruiser
Caldar Rhysk > and an X-Large booster...
Caldar Rhysk > which is for Battleships....
Supert3d > it only just doesn't fit
Caldar Rhysk > and have you looked at the capacitor drain?
Supert3d > nope....
Caldar Rhysk > then look at the capacitor ammount of the ship...
Supert3d > 1062 cap max and it takes 400 energyt to activate
Caldar Rhysk > every 4 seconds
Caldar Rhysk > you get 8 seconds before your dead
Supert3d > so i can get 8 secs worth, thats enough :D
Cap'n NoBeard > oz, are you busy at the moment?
Omber Zombie > depends
Zudari > he's been keeping an eye for you all day
Omber Zombie > what do you need?
Cap'n NoBeard > *she
Zudari > sorry
Omber Zombie > that would explan the nobeard :p
Omber Zombie > depends
Zudari > he's been keeping an eye for you all day
Omber Zombie > what do you need?
Cap'n NoBeard > *she
Zudari > sorry
Omber Zombie > that would explan the nobeard :p
Martyr Theos > BLESSED BE THE LIGHT OF EVE! JUDGEMENT DAY IS COMING! THE FAITHFUL SHALL BE REWARDED WITH CHARIOTS OF FIRE AND THEY SHALL RIDE WITH THE CHOSEN ONE ON THAT DAY TO SMITE THE DEVILS OF DARKNESS!
Martyr Theos > SEEK THE PATH OF LIGHT!!
Pestillence > Finis Lumen the mercs that wardec'd noobie corps and then got their asses
handed to them by KIA?
Submit2 Me > BLESSED IS HE WHO USES THE CAPSLOCK KEY!
infinity shock > where do these retards spawn from?
Martyr Theos > SEEK THE PATH OF LIGHT!!
Pestillence > Finis Lumen the mercs that wardec'd noobie corps and then got their asses
handed to them by KIA?
Submit2 Me > BLESSED IS HE WHO USES THE CAPSLOCK KEY!
infinity shock > where do these retards spawn from?
Kinete Jenius > Krikey I fell asleep mostly on accident and realized I was asleep while experiencing a nightmare.. SO since I couldn't change the dream for some reason (guess cause it was a nightmare) my solution was to start viciously punching myself in the nuts.
Kinete Jenius > Till I woke up
Nolak Ataru > you.... but.... what?
Kinete Jenius > Till I woke up
Nolak Ataru > you.... but.... what?
Brock Nelson > do doctors go to their own office if they need to get themselves checked out?
Brock Nelson > what is that red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > i'd better go to dr nelson's office tomorrow to get it checked out
Brock Nelson > hi doc
Brock Nelson > hey how's it going mr nelson?
Brock Nelson > good good, just that i have a red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > ok lets have a look at it
Brock Nelson puts on a rubber glove
Brock Nelson > hmm....yeah that looks like a rash mr nelson
Brock Nelson > oh no, is it serious dr nelson?
Brock Nelson > nah, lemmie write you a prescription
Brock Nelson scribble on a pad
Brock Nelson > here you go
Brock Nelson > i can't read this shit doc
Brock Nelson > what is that red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > i'd better go to dr nelson's office tomorrow to get it checked out
Brock Nelson > hi doc
Brock Nelson > hey how's it going mr nelson?
Brock Nelson > good good, just that i have a red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > ok lets have a look at it
Brock Nelson puts on a rubber glove
Brock Nelson > hmm....yeah that looks like a rash mr nelson
Brock Nelson > oh no, is it serious dr nelson?
Brock Nelson > nah, lemmie write you a prescription
Brock Nelson scribble on a pad
Brock Nelson > here you go
Brock Nelson > i can't read this shit doc
Charles Etay > I could use less real life, and more fun.
Graelyn > RL has insanely high jumpclone requirements
Ciarente > RL has too much grind
Salba > Too much aggro, too.
Graelyn > ya
Salba > pvp sucks.
Graelyn > death penalty is uberharsh
Salba > Getting your account banned is pretty extreme, too.
Ciarente > And the GM's are really unresponsive to peititons
Salba > The graphics are good but the story is so dry.
Ravion Venris > Lack of mods ;
Ciarente > Plus you hit the level cap in next to no time
Salba > They let noobs run everything.
Ravion Venris > Great multiplayer.
Salba > What?
Ravion Venris > No lag.
Salba > Multiplayer sucks.
Ravion Venris > Depends on the team.
Salba > Nobody has the right stats for their class.
Salba > Crossclassing everywhere.
Salba > Like, what's the point of choosing one at all?
Salba > Really, really strange racial abilities.
CJ Walker > and some of that shit is not in the least balanced
Salba > Korean: +5 to all Mathematics rolls, +30 to any Starcraft rolls, Size -2.
Salba > * North Koreans may consume Communism as they would food.
Salba > Russian: 250% Resistance to inebreation, +10 to any science related skills, -5 interaction with Western Europeans, -20 interaction with Americans. All Russians begin with the Ice Resistance and Iron Kidney perks.
Salba > German: 200% advantage in combat versus any European or American, but 300% national shame if defeated in addition to normal modifiers. All Germans begin with the Beercrafting skill and a specialization in any firearms manufacturing ability.
Salba > Gain the 'Neurotic Timekeeping' flaw if you are third generation or over.
Salba > Spaniard: 150% bonus versus bulls. All Spaniards may wear tights, regardless of gender restrictions. Ignore all negative consequences to Fascism while it is in effect.
Salba > Chinese: Clone fees waived. Size -2. Immune to air and water pollution. May only leave China by way of Shanghai, Hong Kong or Guangzhou. 125% versus spy planes.
Salba > Unit strength 90%, unit cost 75%.
Salba > Canadian: 300% versus any large tree. May only use 'Excessively Representative' type governments. Automatically take one of 'Mandatory Apologies' or 'Compulsory Manners' flaws. Only Europeans and other Canadiancs can discern you from Americans.
Salba > Negative effects of Bacon are cancelled.
Salba > May take French at 50% regular cost.
Salba > Oh, I also forgot, Russians: Automatically begin with the character trait, 'Disquietingly Dour'
Salba > Israeli: May only ally with Americans. Cannot ally with any Muslim. Walls, Sniper costs reduced by half. May only choose from 'Jewish', 'Unaligned' or 'Muslim'* relgions.<br><br>* WARNING! NOT RECCOMMENDED!
Salba > Suffers triple negative effects of Bacon.
Salba > Cypriot: (Not implemented yet. Choose: Greek, Turkish.)
Salba > Palestinian: May not ally with any Israeli or American. House defense = 0% versus bulldozers, gunship helicopters. 200% damage versus battletanls using any explosive or brick type attack. Tunnels cost reduced by half. Effect of valls doubled.
Salba > Does not need to announce alliances with Iranians, Egyptians.
Ciarente > Australian: 150% heat resistance. +5 beer tolerance. Must roll either 'bloke' or 'sheila' classes. All apparel choices automatically convert to blue singlets on application.
Salba > Iraqi: Shoe accuracy = 80% (fixed). May not ally with any Kurd. 150% Heat, Mortar Shell resistance. All weapons 200% versus transport helicopters. May save with 1HP on fatal Nerve Gas attacks (30% chance). Government effectiveness automatically halved.*
Salba > * Effectiveness = 0% (civil war) when Americans are present. Weak versus Iranians.
Salba > ** SPECIAL NOTE REGARDING IRAQIS **<br>Iraqis are the only Middle Eastern faction (including Israel) which may freely choose the 'Secular' type governments without additional difficulty. This is a huge advantage! But note that effectiveness penalties still
Salba > apply, regardless of normal values.
Salba > Georgian: May not form any government other than 'Close-Enough-Ocracy', To perform any action, draw a civilan card from your stack and immediately execute it. 33% versus Russians. May not use Air Power or Sea Power type skills.
Salba > +10 to any skill in the Nationalism pool. Draw a random faction card from the deck at the start of your turn. Until your next turn, treat this faction as an ally (even if they list you as KOS!).
Salba > Irish: 'Bad Breath' and 'Terrible Singing' effects of Alcoholism are waived. Beards grant +3 to all charisma checks. Red hair grants +3 to all charisma checks (stacks with beards). May freely participate in any Canadian-Military action, even off of your
Salba > turn.
Salba > Alliance with English players immediately voilds all other alliances.
Salba > +300% to jigs and carousing.
Salba > <b>Irish players must immediately engage any character who calls them Scottish.</b>
Graelyn > well ofc
Salba > This follows the same rule as Iranians/Iraqis and Japanese/Koreans. Please refer to those rules for details.
Salba > Sagan: Begin with Knowledge of the Universe. May not craft pies.
Graelyn > RL has insanely high jumpclone requirements
Ciarente > RL has too much grind
Salba > Too much aggro, too.
Graelyn > ya
Salba > pvp sucks.
Graelyn > death penalty is uberharsh
Salba > Getting your account banned is pretty extreme, too.
Ciarente > And the GM's are really unresponsive to peititons
Salba > The graphics are good but the story is so dry.
Ravion Venris > Lack of mods ;
Ciarente > Plus you hit the level cap in next to no time
Salba > They let noobs run everything.
Ravion Venris > Great multiplayer.
Salba > What?
Ravion Venris > No lag.
Salba > Multiplayer sucks.
Ravion Venris > Depends on the team.
Salba > Nobody has the right stats for their class.
Salba > Crossclassing everywhere.
Salba > Like, what's the point of choosing one at all?
Salba > Really, really strange racial abilities.
CJ Walker > and some of that shit is not in the least balanced
Salba > Korean: +5 to all Mathematics rolls, +30 to any Starcraft rolls, Size -2.
Salba > * North Koreans may consume Communism as they would food.
Salba > Russian: 250% Resistance to inebreation, +10 to any science related skills, -5 interaction with Western Europeans, -20 interaction with Americans. All Russians begin with the Ice Resistance and Iron Kidney perks.
Salba > German: 200% advantage in combat versus any European or American, but 300% national shame if defeated in addition to normal modifiers. All Germans begin with the Beercrafting skill and a specialization in any firearms manufacturing ability.
Salba > Gain the 'Neurotic Timekeeping' flaw if you are third generation or over.
Salba > Spaniard: 150% bonus versus bulls. All Spaniards may wear tights, regardless of gender restrictions. Ignore all negative consequences to Fascism while it is in effect.
Salba > Chinese: Clone fees waived. Size -2. Immune to air and water pollution. May only leave China by way of Shanghai, Hong Kong or Guangzhou. 125% versus spy planes.
Salba > Unit strength 90%, unit cost 75%.
Salba > Canadian: 300% versus any large tree. May only use 'Excessively Representative' type governments. Automatically take one of 'Mandatory Apologies' or 'Compulsory Manners' flaws. Only Europeans and other Canadiancs can discern you from Americans.
Salba > Negative effects of Bacon are cancelled.
Salba > May take French at 50% regular cost.
Salba > Oh, I also forgot, Russians: Automatically begin with the character trait, 'Disquietingly Dour'
Salba > Israeli: May only ally with Americans. Cannot ally with any Muslim. Walls, Sniper costs reduced by half. May only choose from 'Jewish', 'Unaligned' or 'Muslim'* relgions.<br><br>* WARNING! NOT RECCOMMENDED!
Salba > Suffers triple negative effects of Bacon.
Salba > Cypriot: (Not implemented yet. Choose: Greek, Turkish.)
Salba > Palestinian: May not ally with any Israeli or American. House defense = 0% versus bulldozers, gunship helicopters. 200% damage versus battletanls using any explosive or brick type attack. Tunnels cost reduced by half. Effect of valls doubled.
Salba > Does not need to announce alliances with Iranians, Egyptians.
Ciarente > Australian: 150% heat resistance. +5 beer tolerance. Must roll either 'bloke' or 'sheila' classes. All apparel choices automatically convert to blue singlets on application.
Salba > Iraqi: Shoe accuracy = 80% (fixed). May not ally with any Kurd. 150% Heat, Mortar Shell resistance. All weapons 200% versus transport helicopters. May save with 1HP on fatal Nerve Gas attacks (30% chance). Government effectiveness automatically halved.*
Salba > * Effectiveness = 0% (civil war) when Americans are present. Weak versus Iranians.
Salba > ** SPECIAL NOTE REGARDING IRAQIS **<br>Iraqis are the only Middle Eastern faction (including Israel) which may freely choose the 'Secular' type governments without additional difficulty. This is a huge advantage! But note that effectiveness penalties still
Salba > apply, regardless of normal values.
Salba > Georgian: May not form any government other than 'Close-Enough-Ocracy', To perform any action, draw a civilan card from your stack and immediately execute it. 33% versus Russians. May not use Air Power or Sea Power type skills.
Salba > +10 to any skill in the Nationalism pool. Draw a random faction card from the deck at the start of your turn. Until your next turn, treat this faction as an ally (even if they list you as KOS!).
Salba > Irish: 'Bad Breath' and 'Terrible Singing' effects of Alcoholism are waived. Beards grant +3 to all charisma checks. Red hair grants +3 to all charisma checks (stacks with beards). May freely participate in any Canadian-Military action, even off of your
Salba > turn.
Salba > Alliance with English players immediately voilds all other alliances.
Salba > +300% to jigs and carousing.
Salba > <b>Irish players must immediately engage any character who calls them Scottish.</b>
Graelyn > well ofc
Salba > This follows the same rule as Iranians/Iraqis and Japanese/Koreans. Please refer to those rules for details.
Salba > Sagan: Begin with Knowledge of the Universe. May not craft pies.
Edoo > faction frigs aren't that special.. just look a bit different
Togusai > eddo i have a penisus faction frig
Togusai > but its in my pants
Sirlene Akaro > how do you get those faction ships
Togusai > mission whore for a long time
Edoo > your penis is a frigate? interesting
Sirlene Akaro > lol
Togusai > yep it pwns
Sirlene Akaro > small and fast
Togusai > eddo i have a penisus faction frig
Togusai > but its in my pants
Sirlene Akaro > how do you get those faction ships
Togusai > mission whore for a long time
Edoo > your penis is a frigate? interesting
Sirlene Akaro > lol
Togusai > yep it pwns
Sirlene Akaro > small and fast