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Onin Ra> First pvp experience in eve is alot like having first sex, you have absolutely no idea what you are doing, but it is exciting and one way or another its over way too fast.
Deka Khan > ive lost my cans
Kayne Darklight > no you haven`t
Deka Khan > no its me - ive lost my belt
Kayne Darklight > you`re in the wrong belt
* Deka Khan looks lost and confused
Deka Khan > im having a senior moment
* Kayne Darklight makes a note of that for his soon-to-be-added quotes section
Kayne Darklight > i like how you bring serpentis friends with your tech 2 scrap heap
Deka Khan > thats how i fell when you come along :)
Deka Khan > feel
Kayne Darklight > you fell? needing a walking aid are we?
Irongut > tech 2 zimmer 4tw! :)
Samirol > i need missile op 5
Samirol > but i will never ever use cruise missiles ever again
Tiuwaz > plz die so i can laugh forever at that killmail? and no missile op5? nub ;P
Samirol > so i dont see a point training it up
Samirol > i fly gallente
RevenG Absolut > you know it's bugged right?
Samirol > and only the megathron can use cruise missiles
RevenG Absolut > and effects turrets
RevenG Absolut > it's really flipping odd
Samirol > no way
Tiuwaz > ya way
RevenG Absolut > yes way
RevenG Absolut > I mean, it's the only reason I have it
Samirol > meh, i have 1 day 8 hours left
Samirol > ill train it up
*7 hours later*
RevenG Absolut > Sami
Samirol > yeah
RevenG Absolut > you know that missile OP isn't glitched right?
Samirol > >.<
Samirol > i feel like a dumbass
baggi0 > been doin this since i came out my mumma's baby maker
KinkyHobo > How old were you when you went in?!
Piscis > thats just wrong

Olixia Castitatis > Are you processing the dec with that big corp?
Letava > not yet, i'm waiting to see if the other people dec us
Letava > I suppose I could put it to vote in advance
TrouserDeagle > Well, I'll be ready to use my geddon to crash into any battle like a juggernaut and deliver swift justice in the name of the Emperor.
Olixia Castitatis > And I will be ready in my Dominix to serve up some good Gallentean wine and garlic bread.
Celestra Doxaila > hmm, so in greek mythology, Thanatos is the son of Nyx and Erebus
Celestra Doxaila > guess they were right to make the Nyx a "Mother" ship
Celestra Doxaila > eh, get it?
...
Celestra Doxaila > ew, it also says that Nyx and Erebus were brother and sister
Celestra Doxaila > guess thats why Thanatos is a bit lopsided
cheesyhead > im such a noob
cheesyhead > i see my guns are 31/100 so i reload
cheesyhead > and i press ctrl + q
<HellGremlin> The south african elections are really amusing
<HellGremlin> For people who complain that voting in america means choosing the lesser of two evils, imagine if you had their choice
<HellGremlin> A guy who sincerely believes condoms cause aids
<HellGremlin> Or a serial rapist
<HellGremlin> Those are their two choices atm
<HellGremlin> Rapist won
Marwood > I think my cat is depressed
Marwood > he must have heard me when I was on the phone with the vet to book his operation
Marwood > next wednsday he's getting neuted
Marwood > I think the vet flys a curse or a pilgrim
<HellGremlin> Oh man.
<HellGremlin> I just discovered something totally cool.
<HellGremlin> If you bite really hard on a mouseball, it turns out that it's metal covered with a layer of rubber, and inside the rubber there is disgusting, disgusting glue!
<HellGremlin> I feel like I just blew a robot.
<Starbrow> LOL
<Starbrow> QTED!
<Sham> rofl
<Starbrow> i bet you feel really dirty
<Jadrut> and slutty
<Starbrow> did you swallow?
<HellGremlin> Instinctively :(
<Sham> HG *always* swallows
* Sham giggles
* Sham huggles his internet boyfriend
<Sham> shit, I'm gay
* HellGremlin distances himself from Sham
<Sham> Time to join a religion again
<Sham> Which is better for de-homofication? Holy Baptists of Jerusalem (Wisconsin) or The Flaming Cross Organization?
<HellGremlin> I'm sure both fine foundations will help you Pray The Gay Away.
<Sham> *yay*
<Sham> Maybe the minister will be cute ^_^
<Sham> crap
<Sham> I did it again :(
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