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Okura's > im drunk, so noeyt to manu qurtsions plase
<@wizzard66> i cannot see a mega in the naga, its more of a dual anal probe
<@wizzard66> not that i know how those look
ArmyOfMe > the no smack rules doesnt count for tomski imo as he has a typing version of tourettes
Par'Gellen > that awkward moment when you suddenly realize the last room in blood/angels WC is NOT angels...
Marogian > But I found two RAT in Hed-gp
Marogian > I wonder if I should engage them
Marogian > two v 1 me in a crow...:-S
Marogian > one left...yarr...I might get me a fight
TZeer > is he red?
Jeremiah Orr > knowing maro, probably not......the noob
Marogian > a rifter, YARR!
Marogian > and the chase begins
Cynsye > hehe go go maroo
Marogian > Oops...fuck
Marogian > this is Empire
Marogian > Oh god...back to 0.0! AGHH teh pain!
Cynsye > pwnt
Jeremiah Orr > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!
Oleandra Shadowjumper > I have sad news...I got stung by a wicked huge bee today. It got me through my jeans...I haz boo boo :(
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Conmen > and the megaman roam will BEGIN!
CAAN0N > megaman roam?
Tertiacero > is that where you start with a single gun and add a mod from every ship you kill?
CAAN0N > omg
CAAN0N > lets so do that
Intar Deig > 0.0 is nice
Intar Deig > Not at all like Empire space
unula stricata > found any hot chick there ? :p
Intar Deig > No, a strip joint
Intar Deig > You can't get your hands on the strippers though, they have 100%kinetic resists
Intar Deig > It's like going to a club, all girls are tanked against Intar
Lucatu > you can down their shields with master card or american express
Intar Deig > Not the shield tanked ones
Intar Deig > They are better
Intar Deig > The armor tanked empty my wallet, and when shield is down, they warp out or call on corp mates
Intar Deig > Gotta cut down on mining I think
<IceBlock> Again, considering to start again to waste time in some dessert region.. What to do?
<randomToon> 1. Don't Come back to Eve
2. Enjoy happy and productive life
3. ???
4. Profit!
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: no one is content about any content unless its the correct content that is also the right qty of content, but then even that content isnt good content unless the content goes how they wanted it, then they would only just be contented with the content
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