Bryg Philomena > Dear concord.. I have your wife. Give me 2 billion isk or she will be raped.
Bryg Philomena > Concord? Do you comply? I have pictures of her with Genetically Enhanced Livestock.
Bryg Philomena > Let me paint you a picture. We shall use this Exotic Dancer
Bryg Philomena > oh Ah... oh baby... it hurts AHHHH <--- Exotic Dancer
Bryg Philomena > I will do this to your wife.
Alveyman > lol
Bryg Philomena > Concord? Do you comply? I have pictures of her with Genetically Enhanced Livestock.
Bryg Philomena > Let me paint you a picture. We shall use this Exotic Dancer
Bryg Philomena > oh Ah... oh baby... it hurts AHHHH <--- Exotic Dancer
Bryg Philomena > I will do this to your wife.
Alveyman > lol
Well just wanted to mention there's a guy called McFeet in this local, and none of the other guys in local knows him...
* SmallFuzzyAlien hands over a McHand to McFeet
armslave > Mcmoon
SmallFuzzyAlien > see, just a couple more of them and he's complete =)
armslave > carefull or hel fling Mcpoo at u
SmallFuzzyAlien > oh, I better wear my McVizier =)
armslave > or bring yer Mcbrella
SmallFuzzyAlien > it might work, but he might know the McWind poo style
armslave > the Mcpoo curve underhand shot
SmallFuzzyAlien > sounds advanced, is it a McPooLauncher II?
armslave > yeah heavy skilling for it though
SmallFuzzyAlien > McFury IV and McPoo V, is'nt that all?
armslave > no McFury V is neede for the Mcmjolnir torpedoes to be effective
SmallFuzzyAlien > aah I C
armslave > ya know i bet hes not afk and is marking us both down on his kill list
SmallFuzzyAlien > damn, I need McLife to get the McPoo skill =(
armslave > Mcguyver will save u
SmallFuzzyAlien > oh, I would'nt want that, McFeet's McFleet will prolly McEat us, and make us to McSeats for his new McLeet ship with white McSheet's and heavy McBeat
armslave > lol u had to think mchard for that one
SmallFuzzyAlien > lol, yes :P
armslave > o/
SmallFuzzyAlien > Mc0/
SmallFuzzyAlien > sry, just can't stop it
Achich > o/
armslave > Mclol
armslave > Mcyarrr
armslave > Mclo o/
SmallFuzzyAlien > damn, I'm McFantasy just ran out =(
SmallFuzzyAlien > you got any McCharges for it?
armslave > Mcdolls for sale in 4c
SmallFuzzyAlien > arf, I'm too tired to move my McShip somewhere =(
armslave > think we should save this and send him the chat logs?
armslave > lol
SmallFuzzyAlien > lol, yeah why not :P
armslave > im abt to run out of Mctorps
armslave > hope helios gets back soon with those bpo's from Mcempire
armslave > but he went through the drive througs i think
SmallFuzzyAlien > there might be two results, either he wont like it and there'll be a McFleet alá McFeet here, McEating us, or, he might like it and send us some McGreets from his other McFeet =)
armslave > to Mcbbq us
armslave > to the MCcave batman!!!
SmallFuzzyAlien > my McHead aches, think he's doing something McPsychological to me
SmallFuzzyAlien > or I might just be tired after making McBread all night long =(
armslave > mmm Mcpizza
SmallFuzzyAlien > oh, that's a McSin, don't think McFeet would like you now!
armslave > same Mcmaker though
SmallFuzzyAlien > nah, making McPizza with your McFeets ain't very McAppetizing
armslave > gives that extra Mcflavor
* SmallFuzzyAlien is putting McMrApE to bed
armslave > these mcguardian initiates arent very smart scrambling my mcdrones
SmallFuzzyAlien > they might think it's small McNoob ships =)
SmallFuzzyAlien > this is starting to go to far now, I'm gonna dream about Mc's all day :/
armslave > whatever make su mchappy :)
armslave > hell prob send us some hate mail later
SmallFuzzyAlien > I guess :P
SmallFuzzyAlien > I better go McSleep now, maybe you should send him the logs, he might get a good McLaugh =)
* SmallFuzzyAlien hands over a McHand to McFeet
armslave > Mcmoon
SmallFuzzyAlien > see, just a couple more of them and he's complete =)
armslave > carefull or hel fling Mcpoo at u
SmallFuzzyAlien > oh, I better wear my McVizier =)
armslave > or bring yer Mcbrella
SmallFuzzyAlien > it might work, but he might know the McWind poo style
armslave > the Mcpoo curve underhand shot
SmallFuzzyAlien > sounds advanced, is it a McPooLauncher II?
armslave > yeah heavy skilling for it though
SmallFuzzyAlien > McFury IV and McPoo V, is'nt that all?
armslave > no McFury V is neede for the Mcmjolnir torpedoes to be effective
SmallFuzzyAlien > aah I C
armslave > ya know i bet hes not afk and is marking us both down on his kill list
SmallFuzzyAlien > damn, I need McLife to get the McPoo skill =(
armslave > Mcguyver will save u
SmallFuzzyAlien > oh, I would'nt want that, McFeet's McFleet will prolly McEat us, and make us to McSeats for his new McLeet ship with white McSheet's and heavy McBeat
armslave > lol u had to think mchard for that one
SmallFuzzyAlien > lol, yes :P
armslave > o/
SmallFuzzyAlien > Mc0/
SmallFuzzyAlien > sry, just can't stop it
Achich > o/
armslave > Mclol
armslave > Mcyarrr
armslave > Mclo o/
SmallFuzzyAlien > damn, I'm McFantasy just ran out =(
SmallFuzzyAlien > you got any McCharges for it?
armslave > Mcdolls for sale in 4c
SmallFuzzyAlien > arf, I'm too tired to move my McShip somewhere =(
armslave > think we should save this and send him the chat logs?
armslave > lol
SmallFuzzyAlien > lol, yeah why not :P
armslave > im abt to run out of Mctorps
armslave > hope helios gets back soon with those bpo's from Mcempire
armslave > but he went through the drive througs i think
SmallFuzzyAlien > there might be two results, either he wont like it and there'll be a McFleet alá McFeet here, McEating us, or, he might like it and send us some McGreets from his other McFeet =)
armslave > to Mcbbq us
armslave > to the MCcave batman!!!
SmallFuzzyAlien > my McHead aches, think he's doing something McPsychological to me
SmallFuzzyAlien > or I might just be tired after making McBread all night long =(
armslave > mmm Mcpizza
SmallFuzzyAlien > oh, that's a McSin, don't think McFeet would like you now!
armslave > same Mcmaker though
SmallFuzzyAlien > nah, making McPizza with your McFeets ain't very McAppetizing
armslave > gives that extra Mcflavor
* SmallFuzzyAlien is putting McMrApE to bed
armslave > these mcguardian initiates arent very smart scrambling my mcdrones
SmallFuzzyAlien > they might think it's small McNoob ships =)
SmallFuzzyAlien > this is starting to go to far now, I'm gonna dream about Mc's all day :/
armslave > whatever make su mchappy :)
armslave > hell prob send us some hate mail later
SmallFuzzyAlien > I guess :P
SmallFuzzyAlien > I better go McSleep now, maybe you should send him the logs, he might get a good McLaugh =)
Splitter Macdung > knucklefucker called me a cottonchopper!
Gruxella > i petitioned him for it
Splitter Macdung > i did too, lol
Kwerkus Ilf > lol
Kwerkus Ilf > yeah, I wondered if that was a racist term... nice work petitioning it
Splitter Macdung > i do not tolerate malformed bigotry...lol
Kwerkus Ilf > that would seem to confirm that he's a redneck anyway
Gruxella > i petitioned him for it
Splitter Macdung > i did too, lol
Kwerkus Ilf > lol
Kwerkus Ilf > yeah, I wondered if that was a racist term... nice work petitioning it
Splitter Macdung > i do not tolerate malformed bigotry...lol
Kwerkus Ilf > that would seem to confirm that he's a redneck anyway
<TrashGUY> im a fuckign rockstar geek
<TrashGUY> inteeligent and hott ;)
<frst> SHUTTUP TRASH GUY IM HOT
< Megathron-Master> ya im not uber ugly but im not uber good lookin
<ArachV0id> i'm hottest tbh
<frst> no me
<TrashGUY> inteeligent and hott ;)
<frst> SHUTTUP TRASH GUY IM HOT
< Megathron-Master> ya im not uber ugly but im not uber good lookin
<ArachV0id> i'm hottest tbh
<frst> no me
Ralanar Nogred > good, I'm not crazy
Kestherai > wouldn't go that far
Kestherai > :D
Ralanar Nogred > hrmph
Ralanar Nogred > :p
Ralanar Nogred > you know
Ralanar Nogred > this system I'm in
Ralanar Nogred > has a handful of stations
Ralanar Nogred > averages 90-odd people in the system
Ralanar Nogred > and the market is so bloody dry
Ralanar Nogred > no one buying anything, no one selling anything. not even ammo
Kestherai > of
Ralanar Nogred > I'd have to go 5 jumps to get ammo
Ralanar Nogred > !
Ralanar Nogred > if I wasn't making it
Kestherai > ew
Ralanar Nogred > I've half a mind to sell some
Ralanar Nogred > and make a profit
Kestherai > you should
Ralanar Nogred > Crazy D's Discount Ammunition
Kestherai > every customer gets a free handgrenade
Ralanar Nogred > rofl. yes :p
Ralanar Nogred > dammit. more marines
Ralanar Nogred > what good do marines do me.
Ralanar Nogred > Can't sell em in this market backwater.
Ralanar Nogred > wish i could reprocess them into shoelaces or something
Kestherai > ha
Kestherai > or leather
Kestherai > ftw
Ralanar Nogred > leather. Genuine Marine-hide boots!
Ralanar Nogred > Guaranteed to impress your more militant-minded friends!
Kestherai > ha yes
Ralanar Nogred > Buy two and get a free hand grenade! :p
Ralanar Nogred > All here at Crazy D's Ammunition and Surplus!
Kestherai > ah what have I done haha
Ralanar Nogred > :D
Kestherai > wouldn't go that far
Kestherai > :D
Ralanar Nogred > hrmph
Ralanar Nogred > :p
Ralanar Nogred > you know
Ralanar Nogred > this system I'm in
Ralanar Nogred > has a handful of stations
Ralanar Nogred > averages 90-odd people in the system
Ralanar Nogred > and the market is so bloody dry
Ralanar Nogred > no one buying anything, no one selling anything. not even ammo
Kestherai > of
Ralanar Nogred > I'd have to go 5 jumps to get ammo
Ralanar Nogred > !
Ralanar Nogred > if I wasn't making it
Kestherai > ew
Ralanar Nogred > I've half a mind to sell some
Ralanar Nogred > and make a profit
Kestherai > you should
Ralanar Nogred > Crazy D's Discount Ammunition
Kestherai > every customer gets a free handgrenade
Ralanar Nogred > rofl. yes :p
Ralanar Nogred > dammit. more marines
Ralanar Nogred > what good do marines do me.
Ralanar Nogred > Can't sell em in this market backwater.
Ralanar Nogred > wish i could reprocess them into shoelaces or something
Kestherai > ha
Kestherai > or leather
Kestherai > ftw
Ralanar Nogred > leather. Genuine Marine-hide boots!
Ralanar Nogred > Guaranteed to impress your more militant-minded friends!
Kestherai > ha yes
Ralanar Nogred > Buy two and get a free hand grenade! :p
Ralanar Nogred > All here at Crazy D's Ammunition and Surplus!
Kestherai > ah what have I done haha
Ralanar Nogred > :D
Ratach Osis > basically the consensus is that Goonswarm is to PvP what Michael Jackson was to pop. They revolutionized it in ways we have never seen, but they still like to touch little boys...
Samuel Drake > 01:46:52 Combat Angel Light Missile Battery strikes you perfectly, wrecking for 0.0 damage.
Samuel Drake > I'M SCARED!!!
HavvieG > 0-o
HavvieG > Hax.
Jaak ONeill > nice resists
Samuel Drake > that's the weird thing... i didn't have my hardeners on
Jaak ONeill > lol
HavvieG > Viva, viaaaagra!
Samuel Drake > I'M SCARED!!!
HavvieG > 0-o
HavvieG > Hax.
Jaak ONeill > nice resists
Samuel Drake > that's the weird thing... i didn't have my hardeners on
Jaak ONeill > lol
HavvieG > Viva, viaaaagra!
Corain Sindon > Just a note, I dont have long hair anymore
Gungankllr > Get tired of having sweaty nuts?
Amy Frost > /emote doesn'T know if he should activate his mic and say "awwwwww..." with his deep manly voice on TS or not...
Corain Sindon > lmao
Corain Sindon > Damn sexually confused people that play this game.
Virtuozzo > yumyum
Amy Frost > hehe
Gungankllr > I'm not confused
Gungankllr > But I think my Sheep are
Gungankllr > Get tired of having sweaty nuts?
Amy Frost > /emote doesn'T know if he should activate his mic and say "awwwwww..." with his deep manly voice on TS or not...
Corain Sindon > lmao
Corain Sindon > Damn sexually confused people that play this game.
Virtuozzo > yumyum
Amy Frost > hehe
Gungankllr > I'm not confused
Gungankllr > But I think my Sheep are
Cat Calico > o/
Netje > so, what's up?
jih chop > uranus
Borric CoDion > /emote looks at his anus
jih chop > you could see it better if you pulled your head out first
Netje > so, what's up?
jih chop > uranus
Borric CoDion > /emote looks at his anus
jih chop > you could see it better if you pulled your head out first
cordy > you going sleep again?
* cordy trows a brick at gothikia
* Gothikia falls to the ground unconsious
cordy > stay there :p
* cordy trows a brick at gothikia
* Gothikia falls to the ground unconsious
cordy > stay there :p