iCerberus> http://www.sb.no/nyheter/domt-to-ganger-for-flyonani-1.5358737
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
Lithia Tsanov > Note: AC dmg has increased. Don't go up against a sabre in a rannis thinking "I can win if I get in close". Same applies to Wolf and other cepters that typically use ACs
Mattias Kerensky > /emote yays, because he flies Minnie AF's :)
ilsa erom > wow minnnies finaly got a belt of the good stick
phlak > next patch minnie gets another boost with the introduction of superglue
Heldenfels > LOL
Mattias Kerensky > haha
Lithia Tsanov > What's next? Double sided adhesive tape?
Mattias Kerensky > /emote yays, because he flies Minnie AF's :)
ilsa erom > wow minnnies finaly got a belt of the good stick
phlak > next patch minnie gets another boost with the introduction of superglue
Heldenfels > LOL
Mattias Kerensky > haha
Lithia Tsanov > What's next? Double sided adhesive tape?
EVE System > Channel changed to Ardar Local Channel
Bludbath > 5 ships massed in Ardar
ghanimede > that's not a mass it's just a puddle:)
Bludbath > 5 ships massed in Ardar
ghanimede > that's not a mass it's just a puddle:)
Daranad > in which slot does one fit his rubber girlfriend?
Tiberu Stundrif > its a high slot.. always on top
Tiberu Stundrif > uses way too much CPU though... hence why I offline it and use it as a heatsink while overheating
Tiberu Stundrif > its a high slot.. always on top
Tiberu Stundrif > uses way too much CPU though... hence why I offline it and use it as a heatsink while overheating
Arvald > dont hate me because im manly mark
Mark wick > iv personally beatn a small child with a hello kitty doll to prove my manlyness
Mark wick > what have you done
Arvald > watched my little pony
Arvald > without smiling
Mark wick > iv personally beatn a small child with a hello kitty doll to prove my manlyness
Mark wick > what have you done
Arvald > watched my little pony
Arvald > without smiling
The Anointed > i hear mike is back
Tamora > yea
The Anointed > he msn'd me lastnight
Tamora > black and more wigga than ever
The Anointed > lol
Tamora > errr back and bigger than ever
Donald Trump > hahaha
Tamora > most apt typo ever
Tamora > yea
The Anointed > he msn'd me lastnight
Tamora > black and more wigga than ever
The Anointed > lol
Tamora > errr back and bigger than ever
Donald Trump > hahaha
Tamora > most apt typo ever
Gragnor > WTF
Gragnor > I just got concorded
Gvivz > ?
Gvivz > what did you do?
Gragnor > OH FUCK
Gragnor > FUCK
Gragnor > I was testing tank and must have accidentlt locked
Gragnor > up concord
Gragnor > FUCK
Gragnor > FUCK
Gragnor > FUCK
Timothy McKenzie > oops
Alzena > O_o
Gvivz > accidenly locked WHO?
Timothy McKenzie > grag is down one typhoon
Gragnor > concord
Darius Knightblood > that sucks
Gvivz > you locked concord?
Alzena > haha
Gragnor > I must have cfause they have global criminal countdown on me
Daf Tidious > I guess the tank did not work as expected......
Gragnor > I just got concorded
Gvivz > ?
Gvivz > what did you do?
Gragnor > OH FUCK
Gragnor > FUCK
Gragnor > I was testing tank and must have accidentlt locked
Gragnor > up concord
Gragnor > FUCK
Gragnor > FUCK
Gragnor > FUCK
Timothy McKenzie > oops
Alzena > O_o
Gvivz > accidenly locked WHO?
Timothy McKenzie > grag is down one typhoon
Gragnor > concord
Darius Knightblood > that sucks
Gvivz > you locked concord?
Alzena > haha
Gragnor > I must have cfause they have global criminal countdown on me
Daf Tidious > I guess the tank did not work as expected......
Calandra Druid > chaining xirt 4tw!
j0sephine > 'like officer spawn, just with sucky loot' o.O
SLIM > i wish he dropped better
j0sephine > 'like officer spawn, just with sucky loot' o.O
SLIM > i wish he dropped better
<enn> well, that would be strange
<enn> talking about blasters instead of jew/black/[insertethnicgroup]/genocide/hitler/conspiracies
<enn> talking about blasters instead of jew/black/[insertethnicgroup]/genocide/hitler/conspiracies
koko anpleooo > hi
Ernest Graefenberg > hey, what's up mate?
koko anpleooo > Can I join your corp?
Ernest Graefenberg > I don't handle recruitment, or handle anything really. And why ? And who are you ? And what the christ this is random.
Ernest Graefenberg > And uh, no.
koko anpleooo > I want to know the new friend
Ernest Graefenberg > Yeah, no.
koko anpleooo > This is not bad ^_^
Ernest Graefenberg > Spaceshipcomb is breaks on mustard.
Ernest Graefenberg > Have shoelace to see ?
koko anpleooo > no
koko anpleooo > Join demand of cel what condition?
Ernest Graefenberg > Excellent condition, as good as new
koko anpleooo > good
Ernest Graefenberg > Have pearapple? Give pearapple
koko anpleooo > pearapple?
Ernest Graefenberg > I know you have pearapple
koko anpleooo > pearapple Is what
Ernest Graefenberg > No excellent if no pearapple
koko anpleooo > Perhaps I have but I do not know that the pearapple
Ernest Graefenberg > GIVE PEARAPPLE
Ernest Graefenberg > hey, what's up mate?
koko anpleooo > Can I join your corp?
Ernest Graefenberg > I don't handle recruitment, or handle anything really. And why ? And who are you ? And what the christ this is random.
Ernest Graefenberg > And uh, no.
koko anpleooo > I want to know the new friend
Ernest Graefenberg > Yeah, no.
koko anpleooo > This is not bad ^_^
Ernest Graefenberg > Spaceshipcomb is breaks on mustard.
Ernest Graefenberg > Have shoelace to see ?
koko anpleooo > no
koko anpleooo > Join demand of cel what condition?
Ernest Graefenberg > Excellent condition, as good as new
koko anpleooo > good
Ernest Graefenberg > Have pearapple? Give pearapple
koko anpleooo > pearapple?
Ernest Graefenberg > I know you have pearapple
koko anpleooo > pearapple Is what
Ernest Graefenberg > No excellent if no pearapple
koko anpleooo > Perhaps I have but I do not know that the pearapple
Ernest Graefenberg > GIVE PEARAPPLE