Jiro Rans > Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML
Monev> Sometimes i think of putting my eve corps on my Resume.
Skirge> Put me down as a reference!
Skirge> "We have you listed as a reference for one of your former employees"
Skirge> "Shows he was your Production Director?"
Skirge> Oh yeah, great guy. He threatened to leave one time but I just gave him a freightor and he was happy. Good worker!
Skirge> "What exactly does your company do?"
Skirge> We specialize in the separation of pods from their respective vessels as well as the collection of biomass within a globally accessed virtual environment.
Skirge> Put me down as a reference!
Skirge> "We have you listed as a reference for one of your former employees"
Skirge> "Shows he was your Production Director?"
Skirge> Oh yeah, great guy. He threatened to leave one time but I just gave him a freightor and he was happy. Good worker!
Skirge> "What exactly does your company do?"
Skirge> We specialize in the separation of pods from their respective vessels as well as the collection of biomass within a globally accessed virtual environment.
Fifinella > I love modern technology!
Itala D'Uhmri > Why, Fifi?
Fifinella > I finally created myself a blog space, but the creation process took so long, I forgot what I wanted to write about.
Itala D'Uhmri > Why, Fifi?
Fifinella > I finally created myself a blog space, but the creation process took so long, I forgot what I wanted to write about.
Mara Simotas > ooh, I made a song to the melody of "Badger badger" :O
Mara Simotas > Badger badger badger badger badger badger PIRATE, PIRATE. badger badger badger badger badger badger PIRATE, PIRATE.
badger badger badger ARGH CAREBEAR, it's a CAREBEAR, ooooh it's a carebear...badger badger badger badger badger PIRATE, PIRATE.
Azia Burgi > oh god...
Mara Simotas > /emote grins
Mara Simotas > Badger badger badger badger badger badger PIRATE, PIRATE. badger badger badger badger badger badger PIRATE, PIRATE.
badger badger badger ARGH CAREBEAR, it's a CAREBEAR, ooooh it's a carebear...badger badger badger badger badger PIRATE, PIRATE.
Azia Burgi > oh god...
Mara Simotas > /emote grins
Samael Lysvall > MMO is like Sex... sure you can do it alone... but it's better when you get a partner
Princess Beefcurtains > lol, i forgot to switch off the 'full-screen device' setting and WMP switched to a video lol was wondering wtf was happening when screen went blank
Cybermanzero > bahaha
Princess Beefcurtains > it went from EVE to a pron movie >_<
Princess Beefcurtains > damn playlist
Cybermanzero > bahaha
Princess Beefcurtains > it went from EVE to a pron movie >_<
Princess Beefcurtains > damn playlist
Levin Cavil > adreanna here keeps opening her pie hole and causing shit
Mrs Noravixson > who did you speak too
Adreanna > lol
Mrs Noravixson > levin be nice we arent here to argue
Adreanna > thats my issue!
Levin Cavil > you might advise her to shut it and get back in the kitchen where she belongs
Adreanna > hey levin, thats nice.......
Levin Cavil > BAKE ME A PIE BITCH
AtomicFishStick > our diplomicay department rocks
Mrs Noravixson > yeah great job guys..
Mrs Noravixson > LOL
Adreanna > nice,
Adreanna > kids we are dealing with.
Mrs Noravixson > who did you speak too
Adreanna > lol
Mrs Noravixson > levin be nice we arent here to argue
Adreanna > thats my issue!
Levin Cavil > you might advise her to shut it and get back in the kitchen where she belongs
Adreanna > hey levin, thats nice.......
Levin Cavil > BAKE ME A PIE BITCH
AtomicFishStick > our diplomicay department rocks
Mrs Noravixson > yeah great job guys..
Mrs Noravixson > LOL
Adreanna > nice,
Adreanna > kids we are dealing with.
Darkmist Starpain > hmm..shield flux coils useful?
Lil Fleur > yeah, get to 88 and you jump
Lil Fleur > yeah, get to 88 and you jump
Jarbis Leed > ..if we're all in a pod suspended in gooey plasma stuff...
Jarbis Leed > do we have a pipe going up our ass, or do we wear diapers?
Jarbis Leed > ...or does it all just float around in there?
Jarbis Leed > next time you pick up a corpse, reflect on what may or may not be stuck on its rear end before bringing it into your cargo.
Ehris Bok > Hot stuff, coming thru
Jarbis Leed > do we have a pipe going up our ass, or do we wear diapers?
Jarbis Leed > ...or does it all just float around in there?
Jarbis Leed > next time you pick up a corpse, reflect on what may or may not be stuck on its rear end before bringing it into your cargo.
Ehris Bok > Hot stuff, coming thru
mirel yirrin > I keep going round my mums house and tryign to get her to do it