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Zo5o > I have been keeping and saving any and all spiders I find running around my house.
Zo5o > I keep them alive in little tupperware containers and drop in crickets or whatever random feeder bugs I find at the local petsmart.
Zo5o > Anyway.
Zo5o > I have recently erected a spider battle arena out of cardboard and sugar cubes.
Zo5o > I have about 22 spiders in surplus and plan to make them do 1v1 combat in an epic tournament.
Zo5o > The loser is devoured by the winner and the winner becomes stronger as a result.
Zo5o > He then lives on to do battle against the next opponent.
Zo5o > Whichever spider is left standing after the other 21 have died will go onto the final round.
Zo5o > There is a preying mantis I bought at the vivarium named Charley.
Zo5o > The final spider gladiator will do battle with Charley the mantis.
Zo5o > If the spider actually manages to defeat Charley
Zo5o > he will be declared the King of Spider Land and flushed down the toilet afterwards.
Sykosys > Im a bit anxious when I fit 8 SBS
Jorund Bork > YOUR anxious!?!
Minas Reul > no, file transfer in msn messenger is the poster child
Minas Reul > whoever designed that ought to be put in a room with a bomb and have the defusing instruction pdf sent to him via msn
BarbersHuZ > now i lose my coffee :(
BarbersHuZ > and i need 95% cap to online my coffeemaschine
oeko > Hi
Tharim > ello
Doeko > What are you doing here?
Tharim > its such a nice system with all these variants of green
Doeko > suppose so. It's occupied though
Doeko > Why'd you destroy our POS?
Tharim > i?
Doeko > Your corp
Tharim > ah yeh that might be. one helluva shield u had there
Doeko > It was the over-expendable one
Doeko > Anyway, any particular reason for your agressions/
Tharim > you will have to talk to my ceo, i have no free will
Doeko > ah
Doeko > You shouldn't mine here though
Tharim > oh no i wouldnt
Tharim > oh, im being told that u should talk to sirr hammer
Tharim > he ordered it killed
Doeko > ah
Tharim > take care then doeko, and welcome back from your holliday
<Trinexx> I've been wondering why my toilet was spitting out lettuce all damn night
<Gurubear> Because it is actually your fridge?
<Huck> Oh dear.
<beastenator> Lol
<Trinexx> one of my asshole friends thought it would be amusing to put a hamburger in my toilet's tank
Coughing > f*ck you idot piss of shit, here are is truth 4 u
Lupus Hekki > piece*
Lupus Hekki > idiot*
Coughing > if you f*ck on top of a lien or cocodile, it will bite ur asswhole of
Lupus Hekki > crocodile*
Coughing > and u will die from nonshitting
Lupus Hekki > lion*
Lupus Hekki > asshole*
Coughing > that is what will hapen 2 u if u keep thjis up DUMBAS
Lupus Hekki > dumbass*
Lupus Hekki > this*
Lupus Hekki > happen*
Coughing > its caled hot chocolate for a resin DIPSH*T
Lupus Hekki > reason*
Lupus Hekki > called*
Coughing > tell that to the crododile ur just in deNILE owned nerd
Lupus Hekki > crocodile*
Lupus Hekki > denial*
Coughing > its caled a pun IDIOT KNOWBIE
Lupus Hekki > newbie*
Coughing > i will refrain from telling u 2 eat dog cum i think that is good deal ??
Lupus Hekki > i hear dog cum is healthy and tasty
Coughing > maybe if your DOGFUCKER
Lupus Hekki > if you're a dogfucker*
Lupus Hekki > lrn2grammar
Coughing > learn* pwned¨
Lupus Hekki *facedesk* that was the pun.
Coughing > stop eating leaves dumbace
Coughing > buy good dinner first
Coughing > i bet u put barbie in u ass whole in reallife
Lupus Hekki > tried that
Lupus Hekki > hurts a lot
Mr Spetznaz > what is a cocdile?
Lion Arthie > cocodile
Lupus Hekki > cocodile - a cock with herpies (often owned by him)
Coughing > Fack this idot....... GO HOME 2 BELARUS!!!!!!!! FAKE RUS
Mr Spetznaz > kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Netjist > dude
Coughing > stop masurbate ur cat
Netjist > get your elbow off the keyboard
Lupus Hekki > define fake rus
Aelifas Kamasi > He thinks that Belorussia is Russia, but fake
Verone > 52/m/alcatraz, i weigh 400lbs and have a penitentiary issue shirt on with gravy and soy sauce on the front... wat u got on?
<tamber> it takes me about 10mins to have sex
<tamber> out of those 10mins, i spend atleast 7 minutes undressing and dancing
<tamber> and then probably a minute or two crying afterwards
<Merdekka> if you want to pick up chicks, you need a deimos
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
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