Daishi Zeta > sent wife out for cigs for me she came back with rolling papers and tobacco said roll your own its cheaper....................i went and got
cottonballs and string and told her to roll her own tampons its cheaper :P
CEO Pyrex > lol
Bishop Destructo > lol
Zenitec > rofl
Mitawyn > ;/
Murphy > hahaha
Bishop Destructo > that was grand
Murphy > you got a nice dog house out back? lol
Mitawyn > too good for him
Daishi Zeta > well she put my dinner on the porch and said wrestle the dog for it
cottonballs and string and told her to roll her own tampons its cheaper :P
CEO Pyrex > lol
Bishop Destructo > lol
Zenitec > rofl
Mitawyn > ;/
Murphy > hahaha
Bishop Destructo > that was grand
Murphy > you got a nice dog house out back? lol
Mitawyn > too good for him
Daishi Zeta > well she put my dinner on the porch and said wrestle the dog for it
Omega Guardian > the in-game notepad makes Windows really ancient notepad look good in comparison
ArtfulArt > I'd like a mini in game excel too
AeolusWind > I'd like an in game smoothie machine
AeolusWind > sadly the Devs disagree with my ideas
Roen Dunaer > lmao
Aeyar > hmm
AeolusWind > the thought of a Quafe smoothie isn't appetising to them
TranceSutt > How about a little exotic dancer who dances in the corner of your screen? Or Militant torpedo Tubes?
AeolusWind > I wanted an exotic dancer like the paper clip in MSWord
TranceSutt > Heheh.... exactly, that'd be great!
Aeyar > lol
AeolusWind > "it appears you're trying to ransom somoene, would you like help composing your ransom letter? Big boy."
ArtfulArt > I'd like a mini in game excel too
AeolusWind > I'd like an in game smoothie machine
AeolusWind > sadly the Devs disagree with my ideas
Roen Dunaer > lmao
Aeyar > hmm
AeolusWind > the thought of a Quafe smoothie isn't appetising to them
TranceSutt > How about a little exotic dancer who dances in the corner of your screen? Or Militant torpedo Tubes?
AeolusWind > I wanted an exotic dancer like the paper clip in MSWord
TranceSutt > Heheh.... exactly, that'd be great!
Aeyar > lol
AeolusWind > "it appears you're trying to ransom somoene, would you like help composing your ransom letter? Big boy."
outcry > wonder if I could get my entire division to streak across the base?
Minerva Vulcan > out, only if you sing the Laverne and Shirley theme song while doing it
Minerva Vulcan > Anything else is just amateur
Minerva Vulcan > out, only if you sing the Laverne and Shirley theme song while doing it
Minerva Vulcan > Anything else is just amateur
Zenst > siddy is the drugged up muppet sesamee street could never show :D
<Kayosoni> you can tell he was like
<Kayosoni> "wtf did I just do" when he sat down
<raynor> everytime i fuck ur mother i ponder that same thought
<Kayosoni> your dick must be pretty small to fit in the urn.
<Kayosoni> "wtf did I just do" when he sat down
<raynor> everytime i fuck ur mother i ponder that same thought
<Kayosoni> your dick must be pretty small to fit in the urn.
<awox> .is = iceland?
<Sofia> yes
<Kurenin> yes
<awox> I thought .is was israel.
<awox> CCP ARE REALLY ISRAELI
<Kurenin> omg !
<NTRabbit> israel is .il
<awox> aaah that's right
<Druidika> I thought it was .jew
<awox> w1n
<Kud> lol
<Kurenin> I'm Jewish
<NTRabbit> would you like to file a racism complain kurenin?
<Kud> someone break out the spindles
<Kurenin> I would, NTRabbi
<Druidika> how the hell is that racism
<Druidika> I must be talking to Americans
<NTRabbit> i'm going to need you to calm down, Druidika
<Maarud> haha
<Ulviirala> NTRabbi? ;]
<Maarud> HAHAHA
<Avon> ftw
<Sofia> yes
<Kurenin> yes
<awox> I thought .is was israel.
<awox> CCP ARE REALLY ISRAELI
<Kurenin> omg !
<NTRabbit> israel is .il
<awox> aaah that's right
<Druidika> I thought it was .jew
<awox> w1n
<Kud> lol
<Kurenin> I'm Jewish
<NTRabbit> would you like to file a racism complain kurenin?
<Kud> someone break out the spindles
<Kurenin> I would, NTRabbi
<Druidika> how the hell is that racism
<Druidika> I must be talking to Americans
<NTRabbit> i'm going to need you to calm down, Druidika
<Maarud> haha
<Ulviirala> NTRabbi? ;]
<Maarud> HAHAHA
<Avon> ftw
Electric'Parrot > i cant spell your typos
Sly Nasty > noone going to say 'hi'? ... do I smell?
Grey Hunter > yes
Grey Hunter > but hello
aimez > oh, hi
Sly Nasty > it's that 'Essence of Wet Dog' aftershave I'm trying out ... nobody seems to like it
Grey Hunter > better than the "ode of cowdung" one you had last week
Sly Nasty > I'm thinking about trying out 'Low tide' ... but that kinda expensive
Grey Hunter > i hear they are selling "Fishmarket" cheap in rens
Sly Nasty > yeah ... but that's a little overpowering
Sly Nasty > maybe I should have stuck to 'Hint of Fresh Grave' ... that's got nice earthy tones to it
Grey Hunter > thats by charnel house isn't it?
Sly Nasty > Charnel No5 ... nice stuff
Grey Hunter > yeah
Sly Nasty > a classic really
Grey Hunter > yes
Grey Hunter > but hello
aimez > oh, hi
Sly Nasty > it's that 'Essence of Wet Dog' aftershave I'm trying out ... nobody seems to like it
Grey Hunter > better than the "ode of cowdung" one you had last week
Sly Nasty > I'm thinking about trying out 'Low tide' ... but that kinda expensive
Grey Hunter > i hear they are selling "Fishmarket" cheap in rens
Sly Nasty > yeah ... but that's a little overpowering
Sly Nasty > maybe I should have stuck to 'Hint of Fresh Grave' ... that's got nice earthy tones to it
Grey Hunter > thats by charnel house isn't it?
Sly Nasty > Charnel No5 ... nice stuff
Grey Hunter > yeah
Sly Nasty > a classic really
Korinne > opinion
Korinne > work tomorrow or not?
Aidysmaa Ondar > Not
Leopold Caine > Depends on the alternative.
Leopold Caine > No work cause you're lazy, work
Leopold Caine > No work cause you're about to go ride an elephant downtown and sniff some cocaine from a lebanese waitresses' clevage, fuck work
Korinne > id rather snuggle with said lebanese waitress
Korinne > and trade the cocaine for illegal weapons
Leopold Caine > And you wonder why you anglosaxons are so depressed all the time.
Korinne > work tomorrow or not?
Aidysmaa Ondar > Not
Leopold Caine > Depends on the alternative.
Leopold Caine > No work cause you're lazy, work
Leopold Caine > No work cause you're about to go ride an elephant downtown and sniff some cocaine from a lebanese waitresses' clevage, fuck work
Korinne > id rather snuggle with said lebanese waitress
Korinne > and trade the cocaine for illegal weapons
Leopold Caine > And you wonder why you anglosaxons are so depressed all the time.
d4rk s1de > hehe we war dec them and end up getting camped in
TrouserDeagle > It's kind of inevitable when we base ourselves in their HQ.
TrouserDeagle > It's kind of inevitable when we base ourselves in their HQ.