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<Kayosoni> this coming from a 15 year old japanese schoolgirl.
<Kayosoni> [00:07] <nuna> what's a zucchini ?
<Kayosoni> [00:07] <Kayosoni> a vegie
<Kayosoni> [00:07] <Kayosoni> like a cucumber
<Kayosoni> [00:07] <Kayosoni> except
<Kayosoni> [00:07] <Kayosoni> softer
<Kayosoni> [00:07] <Kayosoni> and less taste
<Kayosoni> [00:07] <nuna> right... what's a cucumber?
<Kayosoni> om
<Kayosoni> g
<@Viceroy> ...
<Kayosoni> I just something so wrong
<@Viceroy> pedophilia at its best
<Kayosoni> [00:08] <Kayosoni> IT'S SOMETHING YOU STICK UP YOUR PUSSY
<Kayosoni> [00:08] <Kayosoni> FFS
<Kayosoni> [00:08] <Kayosoni> k?
Byrna SIlvestri > it can make the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs
Dean Capital > yea how many lol
Byrna SIlvestri > that was a line from Star Wars btw
Alaph Force > LUKE
Byrna SIlvestri > would it help if i got out and pushed ?
Alaph Force > did someone just watch a New Hope?
Byrna SIlvestri > no, i just remember lines from movies :)
Xavier Zyrae > Great shot kid, that was one in a million
Xavier Zyrae > ;)
Byrna SIlvestri > Stay on target....
Dean Capital > smile
Alaph Force > I cant hold em
Byrna SIlvestri > Stay on target!
Alaph Force > ummmm
Alaph Force > DAMN stumped
Dean Capital > u all have a way to much time on your hands....lol
Alaph Force > I cant shake em
Byrna SIlvestri > I'm altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it further.
Alaph Force > These are not the Itty Vs you were looking for
Byrna SIlvestri > You Sanshas can go about your business.
Xavier Zyrae > Move along!
Alaph Force > The Titan will be operational soon
Alaph Force > NAME THE SYSTEM
Alaph Force > only you can spare their lives
Byrna SIlvestri > Jita.... the base is in Jita
Dean Capital > I gota find a new channel
Alaph Force > Test the Titan on Jita
Byrna SIlvestri > No, it's a peaceful world, you cant.....
Alaph Force > I felt a disturbance in the force....like a million noobs crying out for help
Xavier Zyrae > Then suddenly, they were all silenced
Byrna SIlvestri > And were suddenly banned... I feel something glorious has happened.
Sparkius > well that crisp was neither vinegary nor salty
Kanako > i do say, good sir
Sparkius > I shalt return the entire bag from whence it came immediately
Kanako > indeed
Sparkius > after I have a few more
Kanako > bah
<Kanin> I can handle 3 screens while mining or ratting, not enough going on, but drop two of them into a POS and the framerate will go downhill at an alarming rate. Fuck CCP :colbert:
<Randolph> Starmap mode + overview targeting? It'll be just like mudding!<Kanin> It is dark outside the POS. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
<Randolph> You see here: A Nyx named Glory to BoB. Twenty HACs.
<Kanin> > pew pew nyx
<Kanin> < Your modules are already attempting to activate. Please wait.
<Randolph> Let's see if I remember... "The Nyx screams, 'BANZAI! DEATH TO THE UNBELEIVER!'"
<Kanin> < Fighter Cloud hits you for WTF.
<Kanin> < Fighter Cloud hits you for WTF.
<Kanin> < Fighter Cloud hits you for WTF.
<Randolph> YOU are DYING! Flee?
<Kanin> < Fighter Cloud hits you for WTF. You are dead.
<Kanin> > Warp Pod
<Kanin> < Command "Warp" not available when you are in a station.
<Randolph> Would You Like Your Possessions Identified? [Y|N|Q]
<NaidiremAh`pla> recall
<NaidiremAh`pla> recall
<NaidiremAh`pla> recall
<traaaf|Lenid> > Petition
<Randolph> What would you like Petitioned?
<Kanin> < [GM Sunshine] > The server logs show nothing. Petition denied.
<Randolph> You don't see that here.
<traaaf|Lenid> > escalate
<Randolph> I don't recognize the command "Escalate."
<NaidiremAh`pla> threadnaught
<Randolph> *** FUCK GOONS ***
<Kanin> < Your account has been banned [FUCK GOONS]. Thank you for playing EVE Online!
Johnny Twoshoe > I wonder what kind of wrecks a max-skill Moros would do with tech 2 siege blasters and Void ammo.
Johnny Twoshoe > Assuming there were T2 siege blasters and XL void ammo.
QwaarJet > with that kind of setup, the only thing it could probably even track was a stationary titan with an MWD activated.
Counterfeit > i se a faded sign at the side of the gate that says 15 clicks to the .....RAT ZONE!
Counterfeit > rat zone baby, yeah!
Counterfeit > i got me a ship its as big as a whale and im heading on down to the rat zone
Counterfeit > i got me a ship, it fits many torps, so hurry up and bring your cruise missiles!
Counterfeit > the RAT ZONE is a little old place where ..we can kill some scum!
Counterfeit > la de da
<Orkki> im so pathetic while waiting for eve to come up that im searching the net for songs that have good quotes in them for my bio lol
<MrNiceGuy> That is sad
<D2> its a productive use of time
<D2> unlike sitting on irc
<Levin> i just took such an epic dump
<Levin> that i think i need a nap
<@Sham> Levin
<@Sham> I would kick you
<@Sham> but I don't want to put my foot anywhere near your ass right now
Kal Imist > comeon you scallywags someone must want to buy a raven with 3 ccc's for 110 mill, flown anywhere in highsec tonight
Kal Imist > fuck it im just gonna sell the raven on the market
SuperNova221 > Buy it to stop him wasting it!!!
Vidgey > I bought a Myrm of of Kal, opened the bonnet and it's got a Velator engine in it
Tommy Johnson > how do i undork ship?
Clapped Out > take its glasses off
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