<wizzard66> Dear Lucky Winner,
<wizzard66> We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annualnfinaldraws of IRELAND ONLINE LOTTERY NOTIFICATION DESK internationalLottery programs. After this automated computer ballot,youre-mail address emerged as one of two winners in the category "A"You are therefore been approve to claim the sum of £1,000,000 (One million Pounds sterling)
<wizzard66> zomg
<wizzard66> thats a lot
<wizzard66> AND I WON!!
<wizzard66> YAHOOOOOOOOOOO
<splinter> lol
<wizzard66> i only have to dail a number in ireland
<wizzard66> i can do that!
<splinter> hehe
<wizzard66> what hehehe
<splinter> not even have to pay the transfer fee ?
<wizzard66> oi im not dumb!!
<wizzard66> its not like is from nigeria!
<wizzard66> its IRELAND
<wizzard66> the land of the red haired girls
<Mako> just as bad
<wizzard66> and very christian too
<wizzard66> mako ireland <> nigeria
<wizzard66> man 1 million pounds
* wizzard66 orders a bently
<Throdax|Work> wizz, didn't I told you to stop playing in the irish lottery??
<wizzard66> you did
<wizzard66> but im glad i didnt
<wizzard66> and im double lucky
<wizzard66> cos
<Throdax|Work> you will share at least, I hope
<wizzard66> (dont tel mrs wizz)
<wizzard66> but a girl from ukraine fancies me
<wizzard66> she sends me love letters
<wizzard66> its.. romantic
<wizzard66> with this kind of luck, i should find a cure for my small dick size, short attentionspan in bed and a quick 'downtime' this week in my mailbox too
* wizzard66 is so happy
<wizzard66> We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annualnfinaldraws of IRELAND ONLINE LOTTERY NOTIFICATION DESK internationalLottery programs. After this automated computer ballot,youre-mail address emerged as one of two winners in the category "A"You are therefore been approve to claim the sum of £1,000,000 (One million Pounds sterling)
<wizzard66> zomg
<wizzard66> thats a lot
<wizzard66> AND I WON!!
<wizzard66> YAHOOOOOOOOOOO
<splinter> lol
<wizzard66> i only have to dail a number in ireland
<wizzard66> i can do that!
<splinter> hehe
<wizzard66> what hehehe
<splinter> not even have to pay the transfer fee ?
<wizzard66> oi im not dumb!!
<wizzard66> its not like is from nigeria!
<wizzard66> its IRELAND
<wizzard66> the land of the red haired girls
<Mako> just as bad
<wizzard66> and very christian too
<wizzard66> mako ireland <> nigeria
<wizzard66> man 1 million pounds
* wizzard66 orders a bently
<Throdax|Work> wizz, didn't I told you to stop playing in the irish lottery??
<wizzard66> you did
<wizzard66> but im glad i didnt
<wizzard66> and im double lucky
<wizzard66> cos
<Throdax|Work> you will share at least, I hope
<wizzard66> (dont tel mrs wizz)
<wizzard66> but a girl from ukraine fancies me
<wizzard66> she sends me love letters
<wizzard66> its.. romantic
<wizzard66> with this kind of luck, i should find a cure for my small dick size, short attentionspan in bed and a quick 'downtime' this week in my mailbox too
* wizzard66 is so happy
<Havien> to give up on life is to admit defeat
<Havien> to kill yourself is to laugh in the face of life and say "I win!"
<Rooker> To grab Death by the throat and spit in the fucker's face is to be Chuck Norris
<Havien> to kill yourself is to laugh in the face of life and say "I win!"
<Rooker> To grab Death by the throat and spit in the fucker's face is to be Chuck Norris
< shatly> you know you are addicted to eve
< shatly> when in econ class
< shatly> you use eve terms and ace all of the quizes
< shatly> with out reading the chapters
< shatly> when in econ class
< shatly> you use eve terms and ace all of the quizes
< shatly> with out reading the chapters
Dismas Ofstedal > Who is the stupidest player in EVE? Send me 20K ISK with your vote in the Reason field and you could win the pot. You may vote for yourself. Enter often and good luck.
Tamora > so who wants free isk?
dicemen4 > me me me
Elisium Dammar > ....me ?
Elisium Dammar > :P
dicemen4 > wait how much
mirel yirrin > ME!
Tamora > hmmm
Tamora > no one replied
dicemen4 > and whats the catch
Tamora > i cant believe no one wants isk
dicemen4 > ME
dicemen4 > TAM ME
Tamora > must be a channel bug or something
mirel yirrin > Meh
dicemen4 > ME ME ME ME M EME ME M MEM
mirel yirrin > I have plenty of isk
Tamora > cant see anyone type
dicemen4 > FUCKER
mirel yirrin > Keep yours.
Tamora > ok i can see mirel type
dicemen4 > TAM SUCKS MY DOCK ALL DAT
mirel yirrin > I don't want your isk tam
Tamora > he says he DOESNT want isk
Elisium Dammar > tam... you're poor and i know it :)
mirel yirrin > Yep, thats right.
Tamora > but no one WANTS isk
Tamora > weird : /
Tamora > oh well...
mirel yirrin > Yeah.
dicemen4 > me me me
Elisium Dammar > ....me ?
Elisium Dammar > :P
dicemen4 > wait how much
mirel yirrin > ME!
Tamora > hmmm
Tamora > no one replied
dicemen4 > and whats the catch
Tamora > i cant believe no one wants isk
dicemen4 > ME
dicemen4 > TAM ME
Tamora > must be a channel bug or something
mirel yirrin > Meh
dicemen4 > ME ME ME ME M EME ME M MEM
mirel yirrin > I have plenty of isk
Tamora > cant see anyone type
dicemen4 > FUCKER
mirel yirrin > Keep yours.
Tamora > ok i can see mirel type
dicemen4 > TAM SUCKS MY DOCK ALL DAT
mirel yirrin > I don't want your isk tam
Tamora > he says he DOESNT want isk
Elisium Dammar > tam... you're poor and i know it :)
mirel yirrin > Yep, thats right.
Tamora > but no one WANTS isk
Tamora > weird : /
Tamora > oh well...
mirel yirrin > Yeah.
[ +Meridius ] corpses have really good resistances :o
[ +moocifer ] Ewww
[ +moocifer ] what are you doing to them ??
[ +Kayosoni ] ..
[ +Kayosoni ] ew
[ +moocifer ] Ewww
[ +moocifer ] what are you doing to them ??
[ +Kayosoni ] ..
[ +Kayosoni ] ew
muldar > how come skaters and dirt bikers got all the hot chicks
Adhar Khorin > Dunno.
Zalthais > they have nice legs
Adhar Khorin smacks muldar with a fish. Dude, your wife's hot. Sheesh.
muldar > no, somehow she got the flu
Adhar Khorin > Hmmm, can't imagine how.
Zalthais > hey adhar dont you got the flu
Adhar Khorin > Nah, my wife had the flue.
Adhar Khorin > Hmm, that didn't come out right.
muldar > as long as you got video
Zalthais > id put that on omgrawr if i knew how
Adhar Khorin > Dunno.
Zalthais > they have nice legs
Adhar Khorin smacks muldar with a fish. Dude, your wife's hot. Sheesh.
muldar > no, somehow she got the flu
Adhar Khorin > Hmmm, can't imagine how.
Zalthais > hey adhar dont you got the flu
Adhar Khorin > Nah, my wife had the flue.
Adhar Khorin > Hmm, that didn't come out right.
muldar > as long as you got video
Zalthais > id put that on omgrawr if i knew how
Joskken Inx > "The fictional background story is unimportant, drawing on the best traditions of clichéd science fiction. There are five stereotyped races, Night Elves, Caldary, Gallente, Amarr and another unimportant race."
Joskken Inx > "There is also a non-player race, The Jove, which is there to ensure that there is at least one thread a week is created on the official Eve Online forums asking when the Jove will be playable."
Joskken Inx > :The accumulation and development of skills in EVE Online is one of the things that sets it apart from other MMORPGs. It is also one of the most irritating things in existence. Instead of earning experience, EVE players purchase and upload the skills"
Joskken Inx > "While this sounds neat, like when Trinity learned to fly a helicopter in the Matrix, it is more like watching old people fuck. "
Blackwin > ROFL
Milon Pendragon > lmao
Batosi Valharu > Hmmm Makes me want to break out the Nanny Cam
Joskken Inx > "Instead of "avatars" as commonly found in other MMORPG's, players in EVE are represented in game by the ships they fly. They can range from small, easily destroyed Frigates and larger, easily destroyed Cruisers, to massive,easily destroyed Battleships"
Joskken Inx > "well okay, if you are: 1) married and hate your wife. 2) over 40 and still a virgin 3) don't have a life (TM). 4) a priest 5) russian<br><br>you might enjoy 0.0 warfare"
Batosi Valharu > Or like to cybersex men who pretend to be women
Joskken Inx > thats for lowsec not 0.0
Joskken Inx > "There is also a non-player race, The Jove, which is there to ensure that there is at least one thread a week is created on the official Eve Online forums asking when the Jove will be playable."
Joskken Inx > :The accumulation and development of skills in EVE Online is one of the things that sets it apart from other MMORPGs. It is also one of the most irritating things in existence. Instead of earning experience, EVE players purchase and upload the skills"
Joskken Inx > "While this sounds neat, like when Trinity learned to fly a helicopter in the Matrix, it is more like watching old people fuck. "
Blackwin > ROFL
Milon Pendragon > lmao
Batosi Valharu > Hmmm Makes me want to break out the Nanny Cam
Joskken Inx > "Instead of "avatars" as commonly found in other MMORPG's, players in EVE are represented in game by the ships they fly. They can range from small, easily destroyed Frigates and larger, easily destroyed Cruisers, to massive,easily destroyed Battleships"
Joskken Inx > "well okay, if you are: 1) married and hate your wife. 2) over 40 and still a virgin 3) don't have a life (TM). 4) a priest 5) russian<br><br>you might enjoy 0.0 warfare"
Batosi Valharu > Or like to cybersex men who pretend to be women
Joskken Inx > thats for lowsec not 0.0
Saitone > hi all
Saitone > sorry, was out putting the chickens in and checking on a mother cat with newborn kittens
Archran > i can honestly say that I have never seen that sentenced typed in eve before, and probably never will again
Saitone > sorry, was out putting the chickens in and checking on a mother cat with newborn kittens
Archran > i can honestly say that I have never seen that sentenced typed in eve before, and probably never will again
Led Vistro > I got to squeeze every thing out of this bantam I can..
Fatulous > ya i used to squeeze my bantam to
Fatulous > :P
nefiru > i had probe :)
Jhodas > oh dear
Fatulous > lol
Jhodas > i had a probe
Jhodas > wasnt pleasant :)
Fatulous > did you do alot of probing with your probe?
Fatulous > ya i used to squeeze my bantam to
Fatulous > :P
nefiru > i had probe :)
Jhodas > oh dear
Fatulous > lol
Jhodas > i had a probe
Jhodas > wasnt pleasant :)
Fatulous > did you do alot of probing with your probe?