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NGTM1R > You want to know what it is to abandon all hope of getting out of an op alive, listen to somebody call a shuttle primary on TS.
Redd Sectoray > I hate having to talk to all these n00bs to see if they're interested in joining though. You should be able to fly up to them, web 'em, and then right-click and select "Have n00b join corp". :)))
Bildor > lol, that's enslavement, not something a minmatar would like to be a part of
Redd Sectoray > lol
Redd Sectoray > Oh sure, NOW you're starting to roleplay. :P
Bildor > lol
Tomahawk Bliss > if a player died they cant answer back its the perfect opportunity to call their toon a coward on forums
[a golden oldie from ingame Bazaar channel on 2004.08.11]

Cruz > You are about to claim escrow which contains:
1 item of True Sansha Adaptive Nano Plating
It expires in 6 days 21 hours 40 minutes 23 seconds and will cost you 5,000,000.00 ISK.
Do you still want to continue with this action?
Cruz > eat that beatch entity
Cruz > think thats a good price?
Entity > basically, if it's up for longer than 1 minute and I am not AFK. I decided it's not worth it :)

... 40 minutes later ...

Cruz > I just sold something on escrow and im happy
Entity > what did you sell cruz
Cruz > a anode nuetron particle blaster
Cruz > cruiser one lol
Cruz > Ive been trying to sell it for days so I just lowered the price
Cruz > and yes, I reescrow it about every 15 or so hours
Entity > hehe
Entity > for a minute I thought you sold that true sansha armor plate you bought for 5M, for 1.5M
Cruz > Lol
Cruz > no, im trying to sell it for like 12.5mil atm
Cruz > because im a con artist
Entity > nah, it was 1.5 m8
Cruz > no fuking way
Entity > You are about to claim escrow which contains:
1 item of True Sansha Adaptive Nano Plating
It expires in 23 hours 59 minutes 31 seconds and will cost you 1,500,000.00 ISK.
Cruz > did you buy it?
Cruz > FUUUCK
Cruz > :(
Jack Folstam > /emote ties eddie and dtech together
Dtech > we are not into that type of stuff you pervert
Jack Folstam > thats not what you said last night
Jack Folstam > er
Jack Folstam > /emote tries to erase what he just said
Jack Folstam > DAMN YOU EVE
Dtech > that wasnt me, you were drunk
Azia Burgi > ok so i've been afk for 25 hours now.... should i take a quick nap or is that deadly?
Azia Burgi > afk?
Azia Burgi > wtf?
Azia Burgi > roflmao
Sgt Jenni > lol
Azia Burgi > i meant asleep
Azia Burgi > awake even
Steve Celeste > haha
Steve Celeste > it is showing
Azia Burgi > i better go take that nap...
SoldierOfFortune > DUDEEE WTF
Olicus > what?
SoldierOfFortune > we got cuncky peanut butter this time, instead of smoothl....... and seriusly the peanut butter just fucking annhilatoed the fuckin toast!
Olicus > lol
SoldierOfFortune > the toast is totaled
Olicus > LOL
Olicus > did it have insurance?
SoldierOfFortune > nope, i'm reclyling it now.... nom nom nom...
SoldierOfFortune > my next toast is gona be pimped =D, no more tottaled Toast for me!
Sunflare > lol, you want to go through ammo fast? try autocannons on a Minmatar ship with ROF bonus :/
Sunflare > they chew through ammo like it's candy that'll get you high
Birkir > no thanks I dont like stepping into garbage
Sicori Malaki > lol
Sunflare > your lucky, if i was playing my other Character i'd resent that statement :P
Birkir > you're lucky, I if were someone else I might be shaking in me spaceboots
wakey > i have a brown suspicion this gonna hit 750 when me wife comes home from work, giving me the "oh no you ****** dont" look
Par'Gellen > brown suspicion?
Par'Gellen > does that mean you need new undies?
Garrus Xenobli > Par'Gellen that's what i thought LOL
Janjan Jansen > Get her flowers
Janjan Jansen > For mothersday
parasite > and THEN get back to blinking
wulpse zulma > change the locks
Garrus Xenobli > Par'Gellen dey gon do it in da pooper
wakey > haha
Karth Sol Invictus > girlpoopers aren't dirty cause they don't poop remember?
Par'Gellen > had a buddy that always talked about that. called it "the spice of life" I told him that's not something I'd sprinkle on chicken...
Vernn Miller > I burnt the meatballs :))
DraLaFi > perhaps you shouldn't have used hot-wax then...
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