DrunkenOne > they are boosting cruiser agility
Arimas Talasko > sweet
Tesk Malloc > but making them 50 times more expensive to make
Arimas Talasko > oh damn that's not cool
Tesk Malloc > jk ;P
Arimas Talasko > phew
three > what???
three > they making crusiers more expensive??
DrunkenOne > no
Tesk Malloc > no
DrunkenOne > tesk is just a penislover
three > ahh thats ok then
Tesk Malloc > hah
three > *zzips*
three > you know what to do
Arimas Talasko > sweet
Tesk Malloc > but making them 50 times more expensive to make
Arimas Talasko > oh damn that's not cool
Tesk Malloc > jk ;P
Arimas Talasko > phew
three > what???
three > they making crusiers more expensive??
DrunkenOne > no
Tesk Malloc > no
DrunkenOne > tesk is just a penislover
three > ahh thats ok then
Tesk Malloc > hah
three > *zzips*
three > you know what to do
nOrAb > local bugged cant see anyhing, someone turn the light on please.
* Virtuozzo switches on light
* Virtuozzo switches on light
Iatnuolas > azia you do not seem tu understand
Iatnuolas > and by tu i mean to
Joseph Schmoe > which is gallente for too
Azia Burgi > rofl
Azia Burgi > we have a spy!
Joseph Schmoe > put him in irons
Azia Burgi > /emote issues a warrent for iatn's arrest!
Joseph Schmoe > Maybe if he gives you one of those rigs you can drop the charge
Iatnuolas > what
Iatnuolas > heh they are not for sale ever
Azia Burgi > shame
Azia Burgi > i hear the punishment for spying against the state is enforced watching of teletubbies non-stop until your brain dribbles out of your ears
Iatnuolas > thats pretty bad
Iatnuolas > too bad im not the one talking gallente
Azia Burgi > it used to be worse
Inf X > lets use the older methods instead
Azia Burgi > we used to force you to listen to amarr roleplayers for an hour
Azia Burgi > but that was deemed too cruel
Iatnuolas > and by tu i mean to
Joseph Schmoe > which is gallente for too
Azia Burgi > rofl
Azia Burgi > we have a spy!
Joseph Schmoe > put him in irons
Azia Burgi > /emote issues a warrent for iatn's arrest!
Joseph Schmoe > Maybe if he gives you one of those rigs you can drop the charge
Iatnuolas > what
Iatnuolas > heh they are not for sale ever
Azia Burgi > shame
Azia Burgi > i hear the punishment for spying against the state is enforced watching of teletubbies non-stop until your brain dribbles out of your ears
Iatnuolas > thats pretty bad
Iatnuolas > too bad im not the one talking gallente
Azia Burgi > it used to be worse
Inf X > lets use the older methods instead
Azia Burgi > we used to force you to listen to amarr roleplayers for an hour
Azia Burgi > but that was deemed too cruel
Brock Nelson > do doctors go to their own office if they need to get themselves checked out?
Brock Nelson > what is that red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > i'd better go to dr nelson's office tomorrow to get it checked out
Brock Nelson > hi doc
Brock Nelson > hey how's it going mr nelson?
Brock Nelson > good good, just that i have a red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > ok lets have a look at it
Brock Nelson puts on a rubber glove
Brock Nelson > hmm....yeah that looks like a rash mr nelson
Brock Nelson > oh no, is it serious dr nelson?
Brock Nelson > nah, lemmie write you a prescription
Brock Nelson scribble on a pad
Brock Nelson > here you go
Brock Nelson > i can't read this shit doc
Brock Nelson > what is that red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > i'd better go to dr nelson's office tomorrow to get it checked out
Brock Nelson > hi doc
Brock Nelson > hey how's it going mr nelson?
Brock Nelson > good good, just that i have a red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > ok lets have a look at it
Brock Nelson puts on a rubber glove
Brock Nelson > hmm....yeah that looks like a rash mr nelson
Brock Nelson > oh no, is it serious dr nelson?
Brock Nelson > nah, lemmie write you a prescription
Brock Nelson scribble on a pad
Brock Nelson > here you go
Brock Nelson > i can't read this shit doc
GuruGirl > i need money
Javenn > i need pussy
GuruGirl > how much u pay?
Javenn > i need pussy
GuruGirl > how much u pay?
<Asestorian> how hard it is to get shoes that fit me
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
Ortho Loess: boo
Deacon Ix: eve up yet?
Ortho Loess: nope
Deacon Ix: lol
Deacon Ix: what a surprise
Ortho Loess: latest guess is 2330
Deacon Ix: ....
Ortho Loess: official guess published by CCP that is
Ortho Loess: I refuse to call it an estimate
Deacon Ix: guesstimate?
Ortho Loess: no a guesstimate is a valid scientific method
Ortho Loess: they just make shit up
Deacon Ix: eve up yet?
Ortho Loess: nope
Deacon Ix: lol
Deacon Ix: what a surprise
Ortho Loess: latest guess is 2330
Deacon Ix: ....
Ortho Loess: official guess published by CCP that is
Ortho Loess: I refuse to call it an estimate
Deacon Ix: guesstimate?
Ortho Loess: no a guesstimate is a valid scientific method
Ortho Loess: they just make shit up
Nicholas Barker > some guy called my girlfriend a whore so i made him go outside
Nicholas Barker > that's about it
Nicholas Barker > oh, and some guy called def leppard shit
Nicholas Barker > so i punched him
Nicholas Barker > that's about it
Nicholas Barker > oh, and some guy called def leppard shit
Nicholas Barker > so i punched him
Teinyhr > I cant believe you got me googling AND finding an ejaculating vibrator
Jarrick Draxton > best way i found to stop getting scrammed by rats in missions and belts is to put aluminum foil on my head
Jarrick Draxton > helps blocks lasers too
Jon Ritmann > lol, so thats what makes t2 minnie ships so resistant to lazers,
Jon Ritmann > built in aluminum foil
Jarrick Draxton > helps blocks lasers too
Jon Ritmann > lol, so thats what makes t2 minnie ships so resistant to lazers,
Jon Ritmann > built in aluminum foil