General Griefer > Somalian <- Best race for pirate
<Jadrut> 16. Who was the villain in 'star wars'?
<Toulak> Darth solo
<Toulak> doh
<Toulak> Darth solo
<Toulak> doh
Lancashirian > anyone have a dark blood reactor control unit?
Lancashirian > or a true sansha reactor control unit?
AdrySoy > only have bright blood reactor and false sansha reactor
Lancashirian > or a true sansha reactor control unit?
AdrySoy > only have bright blood reactor and false sansha reactor
<Karmae> that is... most embarrising thing ever... happened today
<BlackRain> Enlighten us!
<Karmae> ok...
<Karmae> uno momento por favor
<Fred0> the world is listening karm
<Karmae> I'm working shifts on this ship, noon to midnight
<Karmae> so we are heading back into norway today
<Karmae> and we leave the worksite about 10am...
<Karmae> I get on shift and nothing to do
<Karmae> so watch a film blah blah decide to go for a nap in the afternoon
<Karmae> my back-to-back on the opposite shift is sharing the same cabin
<Karmae> I sneak back into the room
<BlackRain> dont tell me...
<Karmae> jump into my bunk and crash out for about an hour
<BlackRain> ah, nvm
<Karmae> anyhoo
<Karmae> about an hour later I'm half woken by him getting up for a shit
<Karmae> (he hasn't realised I'm crashed out in my bunk)
<Karmae> then he comes back and decides to put on some porn and have a sherman-tank on the couch in the cabin
<BlackRain> lol
<Fred0> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
<Karmae> so whilst I'm trying to get back to sleep I hear 'Phhhtphttphtttphttphtttphtt' as he's knocking one off
<BlackRain> and you watched it through with a smile on your face
<Karmae> he had headphones on whilst he was watching the porn so my polite coughs didnæt put him off his stroke (so to speak)
<BlackRain> well, you gotta have that hifi sound
<Karmae> aye it makes the difference
<Karmae> anyhoo once he was spent, I thought fuck this I can't sleep now
<Osy> so you joined him on the couch ?
<Karmae> so I fucked off to our office and pissed myself laughing telling the story to our boss onboard
<Karmae> the story has now gone all round the ship
<Osy> amagad, nasty
<Fred0> whops, awkward?
<Karmae> cause our 'responsible' boss thought it was too damn funny
<Karmae> poor bastard is getting a hard time from everyone now
<Karmae> I said to him earlier I'd give him a game of ping-pong but his wrist would be fucked nwo
<BlackRain> Enlighten us!
<Karmae> ok...
<Karmae> uno momento por favor
<Fred0> the world is listening karm
<Karmae> I'm working shifts on this ship, noon to midnight
<Karmae> so we are heading back into norway today
<Karmae> and we leave the worksite about 10am...
<Karmae> I get on shift and nothing to do
<Karmae> so watch a film blah blah decide to go for a nap in the afternoon
<Karmae> my back-to-back on the opposite shift is sharing the same cabin
<Karmae> I sneak back into the room
<BlackRain> dont tell me...
<Karmae> jump into my bunk and crash out for about an hour
<BlackRain> ah, nvm
<Karmae> anyhoo
<Karmae> about an hour later I'm half woken by him getting up for a shit
<Karmae> (he hasn't realised I'm crashed out in my bunk)
<Karmae> then he comes back and decides to put on some porn and have a sherman-tank on the couch in the cabin
<BlackRain> lol
<Fred0> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
<Karmae> so whilst I'm trying to get back to sleep I hear 'Phhhtphttphtttphttphtttphtt' as he's knocking one off
<BlackRain> and you watched it through with a smile on your face
<Karmae> he had headphones on whilst he was watching the porn so my polite coughs didnæt put him off his stroke (so to speak)
<BlackRain> well, you gotta have that hifi sound
<Karmae> aye it makes the difference
<Karmae> anyhoo once he was spent, I thought fuck this I can't sleep now
<Osy> so you joined him on the couch ?
<Karmae> so I fucked off to our office and pissed myself laughing telling the story to our boss onboard
<Karmae> the story has now gone all round the ship
<Osy> amagad, nasty
<Fred0> whops, awkward?
<Karmae> cause our 'responsible' boss thought it was too damn funny
<Karmae> poor bastard is getting a hard time from everyone now
<Karmae> I said to him earlier I'd give him a game of ping-pong but his wrist would be fucked nwo
Ramashek > elliot is fighting a friendly on misaba gate in r3
(elliot is in a nanophoon)
Aralis > Get in there and kill it please in R3.
Aralis > Anyone in R3 - Misaba gate and fire at Elliott.
(literally a minute later)
Aralis > Good god what's that hauler doing there?!
Ramashek > i was target jamming elliot :P
(elliot is in a nanophoon)
Aralis > Get in there and kill it please in R3.
Aralis > Anyone in R3 - Misaba gate and fire at Elliott.
(literally a minute later)
Aralis > Good god what's that hauler doing there?!
Ramashek > i was target jamming elliot :P
nam6215 > b spears ?
nam6215 > r u for real lol
B SPEARS > nope im fake
nam6215 > lol
nam6215 > well i knew that
Yyrkoon > have 1 mill isk for admitting your a fake. :)
Yyrkoon > now.. to get the real one to admit it
nam6215 > britney is all fake
Yyrkoon > o/
B SPEARS > lol
B SPEARS > I have implants too :p
nam6215 > lol
Aaron Claymore > rofl. thats worth another mill
nam6215 > ok thats just teasing
zyrmym > LOL
B SPEARS > o/
Aaron Claymore > cheers. jumping. enjoy your 2m :)
B SPEARS > ty
nam6215 > r u for real lol
B SPEARS > nope im fake
nam6215 > lol
nam6215 > well i knew that
Yyrkoon > have 1 mill isk for admitting your a fake. :)
Yyrkoon > now.. to get the real one to admit it
nam6215 > britney is all fake
Yyrkoon > o/
B SPEARS > lol
B SPEARS > I have implants too :p
nam6215 > lol
Aaron Claymore > rofl. thats worth another mill
nam6215 > ok thats just teasing
zyrmym > LOL
B SPEARS > o/
Aaron Claymore > cheers. jumping. enjoy your 2m :)
B SPEARS > ty
Andrea Nexus > Min: if you had to choose a single favourite thing about this game?
Andrea Nexus > For me, incidentally, has to be that you are never safe, never truly safe, once you undock.
Minerva Vulcan > The opportunity to use my scathingly brilliant intellect and ability to point out the shortcomings of others to a wide variety of peoples from all over the world.
Minerva Vulcan > Why do you ask?
Andrea Nexus > Yeah that's a pretty sound reason.
Andrea Nexus > For me, incidentally, has to be that you are never safe, never truly safe, once you undock.
Minerva Vulcan > The opportunity to use my scathingly brilliant intellect and ability to point out the shortcomings of others to a wide variety of peoples from all over the world.
Minerva Vulcan > Why do you ask?
Andrea Nexus > Yeah that's a pretty sound reason.
Kazzzi > I like to roleplay in alliance chat, especially when the alliance doesn't realize I'm roleplaying
Torrus Blatella > I am of the opinion
Torrus Blatella > that a domininx is satan
Torrus Blatella > much less TWO of them
Devilish Ledoux > if it were me, I'd make a system where you could warp to within 5km from a gate in a 0.5 or higher system
Devilish Ledoux > hehe
Devilish Ledoux > Satanix?
Torrus Blatella > yeah
Torrus Blatella > they tank the sentries in lowsec, and their drones ram you
Torrus Blatella > and plus they had nos
Devilish Ledoux > and their warp drives are fueled by the screams of the innocent
Torrus Blatella > hah
Devilish Ledoux > yeah, I want one
Torrus Blatella > that a domininx is satan
Torrus Blatella > much less TWO of them
Devilish Ledoux > if it were me, I'd make a system where you could warp to within 5km from a gate in a 0.5 or higher system
Devilish Ledoux > hehe
Devilish Ledoux > Satanix?
Torrus Blatella > yeah
Torrus Blatella > they tank the sentries in lowsec, and their drones ram you
Torrus Blatella > and plus they had nos
Devilish Ledoux > and their warp drives are fueled by the screams of the innocent
Torrus Blatella > hah
Devilish Ledoux > yeah, I want one
Terram alWathani > 'what's this big round thing coming up on me very fast, it should have a nice strong sounding name like doom, dom, dominix, yes, I rahter like that name, dominix...I wonder if it'll do missions with me? Hello, Dominix...*boom*"