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Loedem > omg its a pic of a naken man!
Loedem > oh wait, I hit back by accident
Dust Angel > i wish my shit glowed in the dark
Jacob Etienne > ...
UPA Terf > drink barium
UPA Terf > well eat
Dust Angel > imagine, sitting on the toilet in the dark, then crapping and have it light up
Jacob Etienne > so your boyfriend could find you without the light on, dust?
Dust Angel > like
Dust Angel > glowing under you
Dust Angel > and your like "HOLY SHIT"
Dust Angel > either that
Jacob Etienne > upa
Dust Angel > or the ability to shoot laser beams out of my penis
Jacob Etienne > barium doesnt glow
Jacob Etienne > it just shows up on xray
Jacob Etienne > noob
Dust Angel > and when i couldent shoot anymore, my balls would glow and say "balls empty"
Jacob Etienne > no more crack for you dust
Wladomir_jed: you know how to transform your washingmachine to a snowblower(?) really quick and cheap?
Molle: im not really syure i want to know.....
Wladomir_jed: give your wife a shovel
Molle: not married :P
Kinvaryn > so i came out of cloak 70km away from a belt...
Kinvaryn > without telling me to. i'm 70km + from anything, why did it knock cloak off?
Pollip > exhibitionist?
HiRider > maybe someone warped by?
Kinvaryn > maybe.
Kinvaryn > though pollip is probably more correct.
HiRider > flasher
Pollip > probably? I can see through your windows with these binoculars
Kinvaryn > damned good binoculars then.
Enaiden > pollip your doing the hard old school way... camera survelance ftw.
Kinvaryn > first, you need to get in.
Kinvaryn > or, exterior, i cover my windows with blankets.
Enaiden > Unless your in a fortress I'm not worried about that
Kinvaryn > lastly, i weigh 4000 pounds, my skin is a dull blue, with patches of some sickly green all over, and i never wear anything. DO YOU WANT THIS ON CAMERA?
Enaiden > Kin... yes... It will go viral
Enaiden > I will call it fat smurf
Arvald > i forgot to put on my priate hat before i started yarring
Varesk > do you always wear it?
Arvald > only when pirating
* BIGBADBOB passes beer around for everyone and it is cold cause it is virtual beer from iceland
Koshou > Unfortunately, Icelandic beer has a password top that requires you to speak a coherent word in Icelandic, as a precaution against public drunkenness. ... And foreigners.
BIGBADBOB > opna minn bjór
Sam Browne > Icelandic beer comes pre-nerfed, so you can drink buckets of it without falling over... But people will still give you grief and gank you at the door of the pub for it!
Next Time > yeah all the good beer is in 0.0
Koshou > yeah they actually put Arkohol in the beer there
Sharigan: FIX FIX HES OUR MAN IF HE CAN'T DO IT...WE'LL MOB CYVOK!
Kage Getsu > I taunted a chinese macro mining op in Japanese a little earlier
Kage Getsu > the guy called me "japanese trash" in chinese
Kage Getsu > hooray for written languages that are a little similar but used by people who hate each other
August Moondweller > how does one check jita prices asides eve central?
Obsidian Hawk > go to jita
Amith Silvermoon > Well i was in a shop today some woman asked me to try out male makeup
Griel > you wear panties.. what do you expect
Davik Kurchek > hahha
Koetsu > lol
Amith Silvermoon > no word of a lie
Davik Kurchek > ahahahahahah
Amith Silvermoon > was like " Sir would u like to try our range of male makeup"............ Me " U what!!"
Griel > you know amith.. one word.. omgrawr
Amith Silvermoon > lol
Amith Silvermoon > so after 15 minutes l left with 2 lip skicks a blusher and a eye shadow in glittery silver :)
Rashi Nerha > oh god
Griel > and your stage name is?
Rashi Nerha > In other words
Rashi Nerha > You got PWNT RL?
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