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Nolan Annages > your momma's so fat, i ran out of cap trying to warp around her.

Denise Ashley > "no accounting for taste said the woman as she kissed the cow"
Jalvon Ryder > Moo
Anslo > rarwr
Jalvon Ryder > wonder what ever happend to the notorious moo corp
Denise Ashley > udder failure
Nez Pierce > the oinkers wardec'ed'em
Denise Ashley > milked for its assets
Anslo > ..
Anslo > ./phail
Denise Ashley > put out to pasture
Jalvon Ryder > beefed?
Nez Pierce > I sh-udder to think
Anslo > STFU
Anslo > jesus christ
Anslo > too many bad cow puns for one lifetime
Nez Pierce > hah
Anslo > gawd
solardrift > sure added to my lacking list
MattoRamaa > you might need bovine intervention to stop us
Anslo > STFUUUU!!!
Denise Ashley > Sorry if i made you Angus
Anslo > /emote uses his Judgment doomsday
solardrift > lactating i mean
MattoRamaa > im gonna steak with it though
Nez Pierce > /emote giggles
Denise Ashley > rofl
Anslo > omg
Denise Ashley > rare remark matto
Anslo > [] this close to leaving UoC lmao
Denise Ashley > well done
Gothique Mortis > just created a 4m reward / 100m collateral contract, if anyone's interested. Low-sec pick-up.
Denise Ashley > I think i am cowed
MattoRamaa > wow, how can anyone pass that one up
Jalvon Ryder > I think the jokes are well-done
MattoRamaa > but it might be time to put them out to pasture
Denise Ashley > lol
Denise Ashley > Those Crazy Jerseys, with all that grass
solardrift > nobodys butcher me in lowsec
Denise Ashley > lol
Anslo > make it stop...
Anslo > T_T
MattoRamaa > you mean nobodys put their meat hooks on you?

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Ashtaron > I just noticed that destroyer names all start on a C
Ashtaron > Coercer, Cormorant, Catalyst and C-C-COMBO THRASHER

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RadenCreed > I know. but the one who acted like this girl did think she was a vampire and sent her boyfriend to the hospital because she bit him so... wait i dont remember my point

#10331 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

voodoo: directly after dt?
voodoo: i like my morning sex and that time would affect that
voodoo: im very active and i know shit cant happen without me
Theo|oUt: yea but whats 5 minutes here or there? :)

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<+moocifer> cool ?? :S
<&Hammerhead> cooler than the other side of the pillow
<+moocifer> dribble ??
<&Red-coffee> I love cold pillows.
<&Hammerhead> not drooler
<&Red-coffee> wait. that wasn't testing related.
<+jamesbaker> omgkickyourself
<&Hammerhead> v Red-coffee is a channel admin
<&Hammerhead> :-/
* Red-coffee was kicked by Red-coffee (wheee)

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BeatboxNinja > somebody'll be explaining something to me, and i'll say, "I see...wow, it's all coming together like two Amtrak trains..."
BeatboxNinja > then i'd get weird stares
Leonard Achana > That's....that's awesome
BeatboxNinja > lol
BeatboxNinja > is that a "cool story bro" synonym
BeatboxNinja > or maybe, riveting tale, chap
BeatboxNinja > or maybe, enthralling retelling of past events, good sir
BeatboxNinja > oh wait, one more, "ye doth spin a good yarn, me laddies"

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M3RKAVA > i am eating serbet with a bowie knife

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Tim - Mahkato Photography says: I've been doing lots of graphic design lately
Tim - Mahkato Photography says: I 'think' I'm improving
Stars says: I have no frame of reference
Stars says: care to give me an opinion on something?
Tim - Mahkato Photography says: sure
Tim - Mahkato Photography says: whats a frame of reference?
Tim - Mahkato Photography says: is that like... a picture frame with a phone book in it?

#9494 + ( 3 ) -inappropriate?

mothyowns > selling crap makes me happy :)
Woman Love > i read that as 'smelling crap makes me happy' :|

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