Horus Hunter > I almost lost my fucking battleship today
Horus Hunter > god I was pissed
Horus Hunter > I made a new safespot but forgot to bookmark it, ejected to go get my loot ship
Horus Hunter > and forgot where my battleship was
Horus Hunter > I had to probe out my own bloody battleship
Horus Hunter > god I was pissed
Horus Hunter > I made a new safespot but forgot to bookmark it, ejected to go get my loot ship
Horus Hunter > and forgot where my battleship was
Horus Hunter > I had to probe out my own bloody battleship
Azia Burgi > my dad has bought a 4 pack of jack daniel's and coke cola
Azia Burgi > pre-mixed whiskey and coke!
WashuChanUK > Bah thats cheating
Azia Burgi > i can't think of anything more hideous
WashuChanUK > That as chocolate?
Azia Burgi > :S
Radiant Infinity > now that would rock
WashuChanUK > There we go
Jay Marshall > chocolate & jack? hmmm
Nykel d'Krone > 10 year old Bailey's?
Jay Marshall > quite tasty actually.
Nykel d'Krone > you drink, and i'll watch.
Nykel d'Krone > Bailey's has an expiry stamped on each bottle for a reason
Azia Burgi > that would be alcoholic cheese
Azia Burgi > pre-mixed whiskey and coke!
WashuChanUK > Bah thats cheating
Azia Burgi > i can't think of anything more hideous
WashuChanUK > That as chocolate?
Azia Burgi > :S
Radiant Infinity > now that would rock
WashuChanUK > There we go
Jay Marshall > chocolate & jack? hmmm
Nykel d'Krone > 10 year old Bailey's?
Jay Marshall > quite tasty actually.
Nykel d'Krone > you drink, and i'll watch.
Nykel d'Krone > Bailey's has an expiry stamped on each bottle for a reason
Azia Burgi > that would be alcoholic cheese
Robert0288 > Luftwaffle
Robert0288 > I knew it started with Lu (something)
Tae'Lin Hynd > GET ME SOME SYRUP
Mooha182 > WATCH OUT! FLYING WAFFLES!
VardemanII > LuftWaffles, isn't that what the Americans saw over Germany?
Robert0288 > I knew it started with Lu (something)
Tae'Lin Hynd > GET ME SOME SYRUP
Mooha182 > WATCH OUT! FLYING WAFFLES!
VardemanII > LuftWaffles, isn't that what the Americans saw over Germany?
diogenes: fleet up?
Warr Akini: bout to be after i furiously masturbate
jaroslav: noice
braygo_khallazar: deary me
jaroslav: i can come bumps
Warr Akini: i think i can handle it solo
Warr Akini: bout to be after i furiously masturbate
jaroslav: noice
braygo_khallazar: deary me
jaroslav: i can come bumps
Warr Akini: i think i can handle it solo
Baalkannon > is that code for long borring freighter op?
* Baalkannon shoots himself in the head in advance *
* Baalkannon wakes up in the clone vat *
Baalkannon > ... fuck gotta remember that trick doesnt work in eve -.-;
* Baalkannon shoots himself in the head in advance *
* Baalkannon wakes up in the clone vat *
Baalkannon > ... fuck gotta remember that trick doesnt work in eve -.-;
Boldyn > That's it, I am gonna become a trader or somewhere..
Eyeshadow > what u miss?
Boldyn > a shuttle :P
Mirage swe > shuttle
Trooper B99 > gang meh for the QKT thingy
Timon Sirii > sauttle
Boldyn > it was a faction shuttle!!! :P
Timon Sirii > /me fondle gate
Eyeshadow > lol
Timon Sirii > Navy Shuttle?
Eyeshadow > nah fleet issue
Eyeshadow > what u miss?
Boldyn > a shuttle :P
Mirage swe > shuttle
Trooper B99 > gang meh for the QKT thingy
Timon Sirii > sauttle
Boldyn > it was a faction shuttle!!! :P
Timon Sirii > /me fondle gate
Eyeshadow > lol
Timon Sirii > Navy Shuttle?
Eyeshadow > nah fleet issue
Nephster > trying to find a driver for my 5 button mouse
Frank Horrigan > lol
Frank Horrigan > i have
Nephster > i wanna set one of the extra buttons to be [ctrl] so i can target with one hand
Frank Horrigan > 8 buttons
Frank Horrigan > PWND!
Frank Horrigan > holy shit thats a good idea..
Frank Horrigan > I wonder if i can use em..
Nephster > :)
Nephster > 8 buttons?
Frank Horrigan > yep
Nephster > wtf you need 8 buttons for?
Frank Horrigan > well
Frank Horrigan > right, left
Frank Horrigan > forward, backwards
Frank Horrigan > scroll up, down, scroll wheel is a button if pressed down...
Frank Horrigan > some thing i donno WTF does..
Nephster > LOL
Frank Horrigan > has a lock icon on it..
Frank Horrigan > lol
Frank Horrigan > i have
Nephster > i wanna set one of the extra buttons to be [ctrl] so i can target with one hand
Frank Horrigan > 8 buttons
Frank Horrigan > PWND!
Frank Horrigan > holy shit thats a good idea..
Frank Horrigan > I wonder if i can use em..
Nephster > :)
Nephster > 8 buttons?
Frank Horrigan > yep
Nephster > wtf you need 8 buttons for?
Frank Horrigan > well
Frank Horrigan > right, left
Frank Horrigan > forward, backwards
Frank Horrigan > scroll up, down, scroll wheel is a button if pressed down...
Frank Horrigan > some thing i donno WTF does..
Nephster > LOL
Frank Horrigan > has a lock icon on it..
Kruznik > how do u expand ur sheep slots?
Firnas > i had to drive 70 miles to activate my eve accounts this morning
Firnas > because my in town bank,,, i have two banks... PUT ENGLAND ON THEIR FRAUD COUNTRY LIST
Firnas > I was like WHAT THE FUCK... ENGLAND???
Firnas > do you even know what country england is you retarded assfucks?
Firnas > i missed a nightmare kill because of them
Firnas > because my in town bank,,, i have two banks... PUT ENGLAND ON THEIR FRAUD COUNTRY LIST
Firnas > I was like WHAT THE FUCK... ENGLAND???
Firnas > do you even know what country england is you retarded assfucks?
Firnas > i missed a nightmare kill because of them
(@HellGremlin) My finger was just on fire
(@HellGremlin) Was pouring gas into the lawnmower
(@HellGremlin) Decided to have a smoke right after
(Grey_Loki) Did it hurt?
(@HellGremlin) No I freaked and put it out right away by flailing my hand really fast and shrieking like a woman
(@PepsiTab) lol
(@PepsiTab) Atleast you handled it in a dignified manner.
(@HellGremlin) This was on my front lawn of course, so people saw
(@PepsiTab) Scratch that ;/
(@PepsiTab) I was assuming nobody saw you.
(@HellGremlin) No no, I'm not that lucky
(@HellGremlin) Was pouring gas into the lawnmower
(@HellGremlin) Decided to have a smoke right after
(Grey_Loki) Did it hurt?
(@HellGremlin) No I freaked and put it out right away by flailing my hand really fast and shrieking like a woman
(@PepsiTab) lol
(@PepsiTab) Atleast you handled it in a dignified manner.
(@HellGremlin) This was on my front lawn of course, so people saw
(@PepsiTab) Scratch that ;/
(@PepsiTab) I was assuming nobody saw you.
(@HellGremlin) No no, I'm not that lucky