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Nakayme Caonis > So, apparently, some Somolian pirates tried to hijack a French Naval Flagship.
ssbn732 > THAT, is epic failure
ssbn732 > even the frenchies couldnt loose to those noobs
Ethan Blacknova > they thre escargot at ze pirates!
Nakayme Caonis > Like two Amarrian slaver frigates trying to enslave the crew of a Ragnarok.
ssbn732 > yeah, it dosnt end well

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Chewsmoka > 22:39: Your group of Unicorns perfectly strike a random Eve Player, making him go "wtf, how are those things breathing in space?"

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Steel Spawn > 21:10:38 Notify Snowball Launcher deactivates because its target, ghost of xmas past, is not locked.

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Deff > pod you?
Ventaly > yes plz
Ventaly > suicide jump ftw
Deff > kk in 10 sec
Deff > 9
Deff > 3
Deff > 1
Aiyeeta Beaver > mmm... delcious corpse
Deff > :)
Ventaly > ty
Deff > bay
Aiyeeta Beaver > /emote sexes up his new Ventaly action figure
Vandrion > keep in mind vent is an alt and his main may take action
Aiyeeta Beaver > oooo!!! there's a set to collect!!!

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wizzard66 > but i pisses agains an electric fence one day as a boy
wizzard66 > gave a whole new meaning to the term "Flaming Pipes"
wizzard66 > you think thats funny??
bone > yes!
wizzard66 > i had to piss standing faced down on my hands on the ttoilet
wizzard66 > hoping i didnt have diahreeas
Ghost_reaper > hahaha
wizzard66 > i would try it again these days though
wizzard66 > an erection that last a week
wizzard66 > all the wimmen in the elderly home would love that
wizzard66 > but..
wizzard66 > my heart couldnt take it i guess

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Yorlock > britain was thinking of making an aircraft carrier for the north sea sea out of iceblocks
Shadow XII > ... ice blocks?
Eirikur Ignitaga > it would be quicker and probably cheaper to build it out of steel
Shadow XII > Planes have engines. Engines produce exhaust. Exhaust is hot.
Shadow XII > Look at your runway
Shadow XII > Now back to the runway
Shadow XII > Now back to the plane
Shadow XII > Look again
Shadow XII > <i>Your runway is now water.</i>
Shadow XII > Anything is possible when you build your runway out of steel and not ice.
Shadow XII > I'm on a horse.

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Freyya > there are those times in our lives where we should all run..but would it not make a better man (or woman, to not be discriminatory) out of us if we stayed and fought?
Andreus Ixiris > Freyya: There are times in my EVE career when I should have run and/or surrendered but I stayed and fought
Andreus Ixiris > They didn't make me a better man
Andreus Ixiris > They just made me a prick
Freyya > same thing

#7198 + ( 10 ) -inappropriate?

MiLashykia > i am a bit drunk. i just looked up all the girls in my school on friends reunited and spammed them with ' single? fancy a shag? '
Dude > lmao
MiLashykia > no replys so far :

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<@Terror> "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."
<@cky> opposite over hypotenuse
<@cky> dipshit

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InquistorEisenhorn > Verus is stuck in Thelan VI Moon 8 Federation Base
Verus Potestas > stuck?
Verus Potestas > i prefer the term docked :
lewy313 > lol no escape
Verus Potestas > yes
Verus Potestas > the awesome camp that is up here :
Verus Potestas > the hauler AND the shuttle

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