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Cerryh > This RL thing sucks, no ingame support.
Rommel Suberox > I am a single father and my daughter has decided to live her life as a man. I am paying for her breast reduction surgery but this has put me short of money. Please send ISK so I can afford a PLEX. Thanks.
Vendrin > damn it, why won't my agentr give me some offers worth something
Talaris EveningStar > Because they hate you as much as they hate me.
Talaris EveningStar > Unless their expression of love is sending me into Serpentis/Guristas warzones to die in the crossfire of the two pirate nations.
Talaris EveningStar > Then they <i>worship </i>me
Talaris EveningStar > o/
Eternacate > damnit, where did the rest of my pyerite go
Serena Hennessy > maybe i drank it along with this delicious alcoholic beverage
Eternacate > maybe
Eternacate > is it more cruncy then usual?
Eternacate > crunchy*
Serena Hennessy > hrm... dunno, havn't chewed, but havn't choked either, so I'm going to go with a negative.
Eternacate > well... pyerite is soft... maybe you just haven't noticed
Serena Hennessy > touche.
Shiana Soltek > we need an alliance or corp that creates missions for people to do
Aiyeeta Beaver > like Carthum Conglomerate?
Shiana Soltek > so that you arent just stuck with the ones CCP creates
Aiyeeta Beaver > oh, not CCP ones..
Aiyeeta Beaver > I can give you missions!
Aiyeeta Beaver > LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS, I'VE BEEN RUNNING FOR EXERCISE AND BOY ARE MY INNER THIGHS CHAPPED! I NEED YOU TO MOVE 500M3 OF LOTION TO MY HANGAR IN JITA AND RUB MY THIGHS UNTIL YOUR HANDS ARE NUMB!
Tytalus Warden > Hey Baal, go take care of this tower that's complaining. =)
Baalkannon > hey tytalus i've intentionally not trained to fly industrial ships. have fun taking care of that tower >.>
Vymordryss > And when the alliance wardec's beagles you will have to be careful not to fire first
Vymordryss > If your still in newb corp
Azia Burgi > let me worry about my sec rating
Vymordryss > I worry about you getting my 20m a pop fighters smoked by sent guns not your sec rating :P
Azia Burgi > lol
Kakita J > /emote grabs Ramadas and heads into the back room
Ramadas > /emote closes the door to the room
Nuri Aderynn > Um, what are you two doing back there?
Pytria Le'Danness > Employment talk
Nuri Aderynn > Sure, sure
Nuri Aderynn > Kakita and Ramadas, sitting in a tree
Nuri Aderynn > K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Rahi Sahar > So I'm off to a deadspace encounter to mine an asteroid when...there is no asteroid...
Rahi Sahar > Perhaps it's a philosophical challenge...
Andreus Ixiris > It is not enough to simply have your mining laser
Andreus Ixiris > You must look within yourself
Andreus Ixiris > And make your own asteroid
Rahi Sahar > Be the asteroid, feel the asteroid and it will come.
Adelynn Muritor > You must mine that which comes from within.
Sander Kael > or even switch to mining overview display..... >_>
Rahi Sahar > Oh
Andros vonBek > sorry az, still killing french froglets
Andros vonBek > *friglets, but I suppose froglets works too
Azia Burgi > roflmao
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