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<Viceroy> ahahah
<Viceroy> i love my network administrator
<Viceroy> at about 1 am
<Viceroy> he posts a thread on the local file sharing forums
<Viceroy> run by students
<Viceroy> saying that the university has concluded a deal with rapidshare.com
<Viceroy> and that a new 6gb/sec connection will be provided for rapidshare.com users within the university network
<Viceroy> everyone is like
<Viceroy> WTF THAT ROCKS
<RangerXT> the catch?
<Viceroy> and then they realize it's April 1st
<Viceroy> :|
<Rhaegar> hahahahaha
<Cinnander> lmao
<Viceroy> he's such an evil guy
MaullerZ > ok ransom?
MaullerZ > hey hey
MaullerZ > dont want to buy another tengu
Gottii > Were not pirates
MaullerZ > so?
Gottii > We dont ransom....
Aveng3X > "Mummy where do babies come from?" "Well daddies make a liquid called sperm & puts it inside mummies" "Do mummies eat it?" "Only if they want new shoes."
<HellGremlin> Hmm
<HellGremlin> Fascinating new spam emails I'm getting lately
<HellGremlin> Apparently, they're selling pills that increase the volume of your ejaculate by 500%
<HellGremlin> Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind want that
<BaronVonVirtu> lol
<Talthrus> lol
<HellGremlin> It's messy enough as it is
<volume> :|
<BaronVonVirtu> I got the ebay scam ones
<HellGremlin> OH GOOD
<HellGremlin> MY BALLS JUST THREW UP A GALLON OF PEARL JAM
<HellGremlin> HEY HONEY GET A BUNCH OF TOWELS
<HellGremlin> WE CAN'T SLEEP IN OUR BED FOR A FEW DAYS UNTIL MY SPERM FLOOD DRIES
<Talthrus> the mental image >_<
<Talthrus> it won't turn off!!!!
<HellGremlin> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DOG DROWNED
<Levin> :|
Jade Constantine > yay me killed a Claw
Jade Constantine > a suicidal claw
Jade Constantine > for some insane reason it
attacked my ishtar at a gate and orbitted at 2k!
Apache > hmm
Apache > wtf?
Jade Constantine > yeah
Jade Constantine > 2 secs later it was dead
Knuck > lol
Jade Constantine > I asked the pilot why did you do
that ?
Jade Constantine > and get this
Jade Constantine > he said "I just didn't expect to
see you in space and panicked"
conchita > 2005.05.13 03:02:24 combat Your 1400mm Howitzer Artillery I perfectly strikes Minmatar Control Tower [WLD], wrecking for 1613.4 damage.
kezz2411 > 2005.05.13 03:02:41 combat Your 1400mm Howitzer Artillery I perfectly strikes Minmatar Control Tower [WLD], wrecking for 1472.1 damage.
Drakma > 2005.05.13 03:02:13 combat Your Tachyon Beam Laser I barely scraches Minmatar Control Tower [WLD], causing 603.5 damage.
Sebesria > 2005.05.13 02:47:45 combat Your Bane Torpedo I hits Minmatar Control Tower [WLD], doing 517.5 damage.
Sebesria > hehe
TheKiller8 > 2005.05.13 03:02:34 combat Your Modulated Strip Miner II perfectly strikes Minmatar Control Tower [WLD], wrecking for 18572.5 Veldspar
TheKiller8 > sorry im ex-xetic
Omatje > hhe
Cacciatore > LOL
Lansfear > L<OL!
Sebesria > NICE
Natas Liah > marc you're noir what else can i say
Natas Liah > you scare the living crap out of ppl
Marc Isabel > I live the noir. spirit dude. Only drink black coffee. Only try to joke in a dark manner.
Doctor Brad > Hmmm, wonder what Eve would look like on my Plasma
Max Kerensky > bigger
Myrrh Sennairee > whoa, we're friendly now?
Estar Thorongil > yes
Myrrh Sennairee > and to think, all the times they snarked me
Khal Grayrest > doesn't mean you have to like them, just don't shoot them
Myrrh Sennairee > that's true, we're +5, not blowing them behind the shed +10
Leere > ...
Yokohead > I use t2 gear. All my ships do, blowing me generally is worthwhile. =P
Yokohead > up.
Yokohead > Let me add up in that sentence.
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