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<Cia> I can haz beer!
<Jaredh> You haz beer can?
<Cia> I haz beer can! o/
Sahkaedu Orinvi > Dear Miners,
It has come to my attention that you are no longer mining into jet cans. While this is safer for you, the miner, it does not exactly help me, the pirate.
Sahkaedu Orinvi > This is a very inconsiderate act, as without that jetcan sitting next to you, I am out of a job
Sahkaedu Orinvi > Please rectify this problem immediately
-Sahkaedu Orinvi
Phyrr > santa was real but then he started listening to hip hop
Phyrr > now hes a pimp
Garviel Lokken > AHA!!
Garviel Lokken > found 3 rocks
Garviel Lokken > sucess!
Futher Bezluden > great, full cargo hold, empty head
Garviel Lokken > tell that to the monkey and the cowboy
Futher Bezluden > monkey is on the grill, cowboy is marinading
Garviel Lokken > monkey sounds good...
Futher Bezluden > the tail tastes just like rattlesnake
Garviel Lokken > whats rattlesnake taste like?
Pen Khadiji > chicken
Garviel Lokken > why the hell does everyone say that
Sebastian DeBoer > kinda like chicken
Neu Bastian > like everything else o nthe planet
Pen Khadiji > have you had it?
Garviel Lokken > ykno actually i can vouche that fried calimari tastes just like chicken, no joke
Futher Bezluden > rattlesnake and frog legs do taste like chicken
Garviel Lokken > i took a bite n thought it was a chicken strip
Pen Khadiji > they do, it's true
Futher Bezluden > you didn't get real calimari then
Nathan Paige > everything tastes kinda like chicken. thats why i dont know to many people who dislike it :)
Garviel Lokken > then i found some dangly things n said "why does this chicken strip have dangly things?" guy says to me "thats calimari"
Neu Bastian > its white meat, white meat tastes alike
Pen Khadiji > texture
Garviel Lokken > rattlesnake is white meat?
Neu Bastian > I would think so.
Roan Pilgrano > I'm prety sure it is
Pen Khadiji > the other white meat
Garviel Lokken > yeah really pen lol
Futher Bezluden > if it lays eggs, probably tastes like chicken
Neu Bastian > color might change a bit too. duck is darker than chicken
Garviel Lokken > duck is dry
Garviel Lokken > i dont like duck
Neu Bastian > yeah
Neu Bastian > I dont like it much either
Futher Bezluden > platypus however tastes like buffalo
Pen Khadiji > gamey
Neu Bastian > like rabbit tho
Garviel Lokken > you ate platapus!?
arviel Lokken > you sick freak
Pen Khadiji > sheehs
Garviel Lokken > sommin that ooglah doesnt deserve to be on a plate
Auk Monnan > that does seem a bit odd
Pen Khadiji > you make it sound like he screwd it
Futher Bezluden > I was on ecstacy and at the zoo
DeddyMassive > Ice Harvesters take hours.. can't we just use Incursus as huge Ice picks??
Elarra > morning fraxy
FraXy > morning loveluy
DeathBunny II > Hello internet space friends.
Elarra > internet?
FraXy > wait, this isn`t real life`
FraXy > omg, ive been scammed
Tao Dancer > Hello Kitty Island Adventure WTF Pwns EvE. You know it!
You actually DO STUFF in that game. Not just sit in station
afk and train while talking smack in chat.
Tao Dancer > oh damn. wrong chan i got too many in this one bar.
Tao Dancer > I stand by my statement >8(
Shadow2004 > u now what i dont think this planet much likes america. I mean 2 huricans not long from each other gotta be bad luck
PaND3M0NiUM > idd...
Kurt Cobain > if thats the case, god must have one huge grudge against england, had same shyte weather for how many million years?
B1uedrag0n > yes..getting a fleet together and entering 0.0 space would require you to stop alt+tab'ing to watch win media player porn..but we all have to mak sacrfices...
Shadow XII > I'm going to get a Revelation in honor of my friend Nav.
Shadow XII > And I shall name it 'Hand of the Mistress'.
Shadow XII > And ye it shall be - the hand of the Mistress.
Shadow XII > All ye who stand defiant against Her will shall burn in the righteous fire.
Shadow XII > And ye shall fade into naught.
Shadow XII > But I would fight, kill, die, lie, cheat, steal, build and destroy for Her.
Shadow XII > She is the Flower of Life, the Light of Lights... and She calls upon me.
Naraxis Caldari > Shadow.
Shadow XII > What.
Naraxis Caldari > You're weird.
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