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Azia Burgi > it might be the sexiest thing on the planet but if it takes a degree to figure out how to put it on i really cba
Kyp13 > i agree with that too
Kyp13 > that's why they have dressing rooms
Kyp13 > if a guy can figure out how to put it on a woman can no problem
Azia Burgi > /emote blinks a few times
Azia Burgi > did kyp just say what i think he said?
suoidet ahcrin > if a guy takes them for a test run there is something there that needs examining
Devlin Fox > lol
Kyp13 > hey, i've gone into women's dressing rooms in the mall and tried on women's clothes before.....granted they were for a friend and i was with a group of girls that wanted to know how it would fit her, and i was the only one with her waist size in the gro
Kyp13 > group...
Azia Burgi > ....
Devlin Fox > okay.........
Azia Burgi > you realise i have omgrawr open on "add quote" right?
Project L > ah crap, i got Elena Gazky's DNA all over my cockpit
Usagi Tsukino > That's why you should wear a condom.
Kelthal > Avast ye dogs, there be no Scum in local, Scour the Seven regions for Target's! or ill have yee hides !
Maikko Tastalahtien > so, is anyone interested in a pith b-type large shield booster?
Maikko Tastalahtien > if someone buys this here shield booster for 210m, I'll write you a compliment via evemail once a day for a week (you need to turn off your CSPA charge first, of course)
Maikko Tastalahtien > imagine
Maikko Tastalahtien > you log in and have a new evemail from maikko
Maikko Tastalahtien > 'hello sir you are looking very clever today sir'
Maikko Tastalahtien > your day goes well
Maikko Tastalahtien > next day
Maikko Tastalahtien > 'hello sir who's the enterprising new owner of a pith b-type shield booster, huh?'
Maikko Tastalahtien > you can be called miss if you like, have it your way!
Maikko Tastalahtien > tough crowd
Usagi Tsukino > Bacch went bye bye
Tatsue Nuko > probably redhead dragging him back to bed or something
Tatsue Nuko > "Why are you playing a computer game when you could be massaging my labia?"
Tatsue Nuko > "Hmm... good point." ctrl-q
Deitis Surtic > Hasn't hurt me, or do you play EVE with your feet?
brutorans > there is another way to play?
Deitis Surtic > I tend to roll my face on the keyboard; I play minmatar a lot
Triksterism > I made a rail ranis. Makes me feel like I just effeminated some burly lumberjack or something
Triksterism > Feels so wrong
Triksterism > but have to try it
Triksterism > The ranis
Triksterism > not the lumberjack
Iole > now, how do we wake those boring old sods up
AvaAva > poors water down the front of her white t-shirt
Iole > joins ava and gets out the garden hose too
OConner > woot
OConner > OC is awake now
AvaAva > well we got oc's attention
AvaAva > lol
AvaAva > nobody else?
Iole > dang
Iole > maybe we should kick em in the groin
AvaAva > grabs the hose and starts spraying Iole
OC gets video camera to record it for other guys
Iole > runs round the corp hangar in her wet t-shirt
AvaAva > lol running is good
AvaAva > good job oc
Iole > gets a bucket of water and throws it at ava
AvaAva > but they are missing out :P
OConner > ^^
OConner > now we actually need this to happen rl that would be even better ^^
Iole > tackles OC, hosing his t-shirt down too
OConner > :)
AvaAva > i was just about to say that :)
Iole > me fast ^^
Iole > now some soap
Iole > :P
OConner > :D
AvaAva > squirts soap all over oc
Iole > woot
OConner > ^^
Iole > slips on the soap tackling OC again :P
OConner > *OC loves to wrestle
Iole > hehehe
Iole > bring it on :P
OConner > ^^
AvaAva > just keeps squirting them with soap and water, making them slippery while wrestling
Iole > slips from OC, runs for ava and tackles her too
Iole > gang wrestle :P
AvaAva > lol
AvaAva > we do need to do this in rl. sounds like fun! :)
Iole > yeah ^^
OConner > ^^
OConner > i agree ava
Bric Angellus > well
Bric Angellus > not tonight but this week hopefully
Leshrac Shepherd > is bric aneu's niece or just him crossdressed?
Aneu Angellus > Me cross-dressed
Aneu Angellus > Panties are so nice
Aneu Angellus > The feel of silk on my bare bottom
Aneu Angellus > Mmmm mmmm mmmmmmmmmmm
Duckeye > /emote starts to ballroom dance
DarkBloodRain > This is the point where I log out :p
DarkBloodRain > nn folks
Dtech > nn
Duckeye > would anyone like to cross step waltz with me?
Dtech > not even if my life depended on it
Jipang > is that like a Ball room Blitz?
Duckeye > oh dtech, that just paints me in a negative light
Duckeye > fine, I'll dance with myself
Kathryn Dougans > We can dance if we wanna, we can leave your friends behind, cos your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine.
Kathryn Dougans > /emote dances with Duckeye
Duckeye > sweet!
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