Seth Quantix > anyone got any jokes please?
Seldarine > huzzah federation
Seth Quantix > lmao
Seth Quantix > like it :)
Seldarine > huzzah federation
Seth Quantix > lmao
Seth Quantix > like it :)
<Alasse> well pardon me for not being a jobless slacker/greek
<Alasse> :/
<Juan_Andalusian> i aint jobless
<Juan_Andalusian> i just made the decision
<Juan_Andalusian> that i will live less lavishly
<Juan_Andalusian> than you
<Juan_Andalusian> and it's paying off
<Juan_Andalusian> cause you ll be able to spend more time in your super pc in you uber sofachair when you are 55
<Juan_Andalusian> but you ll be wrinkly
<Juan_Andalusian> and tired
<Juan_Andalusian> and crap at fps games
<Juan_Andalusian> whereas i would have enjoyed my gaming years
<Juan_Andalusian> during my prime
<Juan_Andalusian> and then again when we are 70
<Juan_Andalusian> i ll be coming to manchester
<Juan_Andalusian> to take you for walks
<Juan_Andalusian> since you ll have become an old cripple
<Juan_Andalusian> from playing too many games at an old age
<Juan_Andalusian> and one day
<Juan_Andalusian> when we are 85
<Juan_Andalusian> and our dicks will be dried up
<Juan_Andalusian> our eyesight completely gone
<Juan_Andalusian> our hair all fallen
<Juan_Andalusian> you will turn to me
<Juan_Andalusian> and in your dieing breath
<Juan_Andalusian> you will admitt
<Juan_Andalusian> "you were right juan"
<Juan_Andalusian> "i should have logged on to kill one more RISE bs"
<Juan_Andalusian> there you go Droopy
<Juan_Andalusian> your life
<Juan_Andalusian> in a nutshell
<Alasse> :/
<Juan_Andalusian> i aint jobless
<Juan_Andalusian> i just made the decision
<Juan_Andalusian> that i will live less lavishly
<Juan_Andalusian> than you
<Juan_Andalusian> and it's paying off
<Juan_Andalusian> cause you ll be able to spend more time in your super pc in you uber sofachair when you are 55
<Juan_Andalusian> but you ll be wrinkly
<Juan_Andalusian> and tired
<Juan_Andalusian> and crap at fps games
<Juan_Andalusian> whereas i would have enjoyed my gaming years
<Juan_Andalusian> during my prime
<Juan_Andalusian> and then again when we are 70
<Juan_Andalusian> i ll be coming to manchester
<Juan_Andalusian> to take you for walks
<Juan_Andalusian> since you ll have become an old cripple
<Juan_Andalusian> from playing too many games at an old age
<Juan_Andalusian> and one day
<Juan_Andalusian> when we are 85
<Juan_Andalusian> and our dicks will be dried up
<Juan_Andalusian> our eyesight completely gone
<Juan_Andalusian> our hair all fallen
<Juan_Andalusian> you will turn to me
<Juan_Andalusian> and in your dieing breath
<Juan_Andalusian> you will admitt
<Juan_Andalusian> "you were right juan"
<Juan_Andalusian> "i should have logged on to kill one more RISE bs"
<Juan_Andalusian> there you go Droopy
<Juan_Andalusian> your life
<Juan_Andalusian> in a nutshell
Liltha > I swear I just saw orion in one of those backgrounds
Triple Entendre > Stare at just the right place, at the right time in the right system...and some say that with the right solar winds, the nebulae will part, and you can make out the outline of the Goatse man, twinkling and immortalized in the heavens.
Triple Entendre > Stare at just the right place, at the right time in the right system...and some say that with the right solar winds, the nebulae will part, and you can make out the outline of the Goatse man, twinkling and immortalized in the heavens.
Skirge> My prophecy flying skills suckz
monev> i only have BC to 4
Skirge> I only have it to 5...
Skirge> Only one more lvl!
monev> yeah your eally have toget most of your skills to 6 to flysomethign realy well
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> Those bastard lvl 6 skills man
Skirge> Takes a year to train
Skirge> for rank 1 skills
Skirge> Thats WITH +5 implants
Skirge> But once you get it, your battlecruisers turn into transformers XD
monev> and they can usde dread lasers, that track at 1rad/s
monev> fire 5 times a second
Skirge> YEAH
Skirge> And they come with a unique lvl 6 ability that allows them to use a doomsday like device
Skirge> But they can use it once per 30 seconds
Skirge> and it never runs out of charges
monev> in the next system over
monev> with no timer warning
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> stealth doomsday
monev> yeah
monev> and it can jump itself without synofields. 30 light years
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can hold AND operate 50 fighter drones
Skirge> AT ONCE
Skirge> But it only has 300 CAP
monev> that recharges 600 a second
Skirge> yes
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has an inherent warp disruption field thing
Skirge> like the heavy dictors
Skirge> And a web range of 200km
Skirge> And a base speed of 1000
monev> 98%
Skirge> Thats before skills are taken into account
Skirge> Oh and people can dock in it
monev> and keep jump cloans there
Skirge> And its constantly in reinforcedmode but only consumes 1stronth per week
monev> the hanger bay is bigenought to hold 4 titans docked
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can create modules without minerals
monev> yeah, just uses corpses
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> biomass
Skirge> And it has a super special ability that it can only use once a week
Skirge> It can crash a node with the push of a button
monev> but only jita
Skirge> But is instantly teleported to the next node over
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has 99% resists across the board
monev> including hull
monev> and hull reppers are 1000% more effective
Skirge> And is immune to warp scram/jam/propulsion jamming/speed web effects
Skirge> And if you dampen it, it recieves a +100% damage bonus
Skirge> And it emits an aura regenerating 1000 shield hit points per second to all ships in gang
Skirge> And that
Skirge> is what you will need
Skirge> to defeat BOB
Skirge> And it will still be difficult >_>
Skirge> lol
monev> yeah. might need 2 of them
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> They will be called Fatherships
monev> PWNbarges
Skirge> lol
monev> i only have BC to 4
Skirge> I only have it to 5...
Skirge> Only one more lvl!
monev> yeah your eally have toget most of your skills to 6 to flysomethign realy well
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> Those bastard lvl 6 skills man
Skirge> Takes a year to train
Skirge> for rank 1 skills
Skirge> Thats WITH +5 implants
Skirge> But once you get it, your battlecruisers turn into transformers XD
monev> and they can usde dread lasers, that track at 1rad/s
monev> fire 5 times a second
Skirge> YEAH
Skirge> And they come with a unique lvl 6 ability that allows them to use a doomsday like device
Skirge> But they can use it once per 30 seconds
Skirge> and it never runs out of charges
monev> in the next system over
monev> with no timer warning
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> stealth doomsday
monev> yeah
monev> and it can jump itself without synofields. 30 light years
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can hold AND operate 50 fighter drones
Skirge> AT ONCE
Skirge> But it only has 300 CAP
monev> that recharges 600 a second
Skirge> yes
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has an inherent warp disruption field thing
Skirge> like the heavy dictors
Skirge> And a web range of 200km
Skirge> And a base speed of 1000
monev> 98%
Skirge> Thats before skills are taken into account
Skirge> Oh and people can dock in it
monev> and keep jump cloans there
Skirge> And its constantly in reinforcedmode but only consumes 1stronth per week
monev> the hanger bay is bigenought to hold 4 titans docked
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> And it can create modules without minerals
monev> yeah, just uses corpses
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> biomass
Skirge> And it has a super special ability that it can only use once a week
Skirge> It can crash a node with the push of a button
monev> but only jita
Skirge> But is instantly teleported to the next node over
Skirge> lol
Skirge> And it has 99% resists across the board
monev> including hull
monev> and hull reppers are 1000% more effective
Skirge> And is immune to warp scram/jam/propulsion jamming/speed web effects
Skirge> And if you dampen it, it recieves a +100% damage bonus
Skirge> And it emits an aura regenerating 1000 shield hit points per second to all ships in gang
Skirge> And that
Skirge> is what you will need
Skirge> to defeat BOB
Skirge> And it will still be difficult >_>
Skirge> lol
monev> yeah. might need 2 of them
Skirge> Yep
Skirge> They will be called Fatherships
monev> PWNbarges
Skirge> lol
Samuel Vimes > ahahahahahaha
Samuel Vimes > CCP humor is SO FUNNY
Samuel Vimes > adandon drone next to return to drone bay, what laughs!
Ashar KorAzor > ><
Samuel Vimes > /emote gradually collects his drones.
Samuel Vimes > CCP humor is SO FUNNY
Samuel Vimes > adandon drone next to return to drone bay, what laughs!
Ashar KorAzor > ><
Samuel Vimes > /emote gradually collects his drones.
Agent2 Holtze > pilgrim 4tw
babylonstew > except its got crappy cap :)
Agent2 Holtze > erhm
Agent2 Holtze > =) if only i could nos while warping
babylonstew > lol
inflamer > :))
knyt > you can always wank while warping
Agent2 Holtze > hehe, it doesn't get me warping longer
Toon33 > you get friction burn from the warp tunnel
Agent2 Holtze > lol
babylonstew > except its got crappy cap :)
Agent2 Holtze > erhm
Agent2 Holtze > =) if only i could nos while warping
babylonstew > lol
inflamer > :))
knyt > you can always wank while warping
Agent2 Holtze > hehe, it doesn't get me warping longer
Toon33 > you get friction burn from the warp tunnel
Agent2 Holtze > lol
Minerva Vulcan > Drones are such a bloody pain...
"Hey, Drones, go attack this Frigate over here, yeah?"
Drone 1 - On it!
Drone 2 - You mean this Frigate over here, right? (WRONG!)
Drone 3 - I'm gonna go check out this cool looking group of Cruisers 50km off
Minerva Vulcan >
Drone 4 - Returning to ship
Drone 5 - Self-Destructs
"Hey, Drones, go attack this Frigate over here, yeah?"
Drone 1 - On it!
Drone 2 - You mean this Frigate over here, right? (WRONG!)
Drone 3 - I'm gonna go check out this cool looking group of Cruisers 50km off
Minerva Vulcan >
Drone 4 - Returning to ship
Drone 5 - Self-Destructs
<@sinx> woot 96 days 2hours and 13 minutes left
<@Dvalin> ?
<@DeadAgain> Till what!?!
<@sinx> star wars 3
<@DeadAgain> Not that your counting of course
<@sinx> nono
<@sinx> of course not that would be silly
<@CmdrRat> LOL, I saw that line and said to my self, 96 days, damn thats a long skill
<@sinx> lol
<@sinx> yeah im training gunnery 5 and I only have 2 perception
<@Dvalin> ?
<@DeadAgain> Till what!?!
<@sinx> star wars 3
<@DeadAgain> Not that your counting of course
<@sinx> nono
<@sinx> of course not that would be silly
<@CmdrRat> LOL, I saw that line and said to my self, 96 days, damn thats a long skill
<@sinx> lol
<@sinx> yeah im training gunnery 5 and I only have 2 perception
Destiny Corrupted > Well, I'm bored.
Destiny Corrupted > Time to go back to WoW.
Elder Kromb > fail
Ze Killer > i second that
Drexel615 > epic fail
Destiny Corrupted > Time to go back to WoW.
Elder Kromb > fail
Ze Killer > i second that
Drexel615 > epic fail
Minerva Vulcan > Removing the boot.ini... all we need now is a patch to format our C: drive and sleep with a signifigant other and "Trinity" will indeed be complete.