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Bosie > To ensure your complete satisfaction with our ship killing service, please provide some feedback concerning your experience. Please remember that your time is greatly appreciated and the destruction of your ships is important to us.
Bosie > (a) What did you feel as you were liberated from your ship? Is there anything we could have done to improve your experience?
Bosie > (b) Was the destruction of your ship adequately orchestrated? Could the pyrotechnics have been enhanced?
Bosie > (c) Was your assailant polite and curteous at all times? Could you recommend a better approach to our clients?
Bosie > Thank you for participating in this survey.
<Torgaden> and ratsputin i find your name offensive
<Ratsputin> Offensive how?
<Torgaden> im satanist and rasputin is a high priest in my faith
<Ratsputin> Growvel before me and give me your ISK then!
Captain Thrawn > what were ya doin' yolo?
c0rny > capt, what business is it of your what he was doing? do we constantly harass you to find out what your doing? no
Captain Thrawn > well he was orbiting me so i was wondering what he was gunna do i am kinda edgy from last time
c0rny > maybe he was going for a piss, maybe he was having a wank, maybe he was looking at summat, who knows, but its up to him what he was doing
Enesta > he could very well be taking a nice young lady on a tour
Basheron > rawr
Aquillar > having a wank?
Enesta > would you like it, when (if) you were on a date and had someone constantly asking you what you were up to :)
c0rny > yeah, sorry, maybe he was finding the magnifying glass
c0rny > and tweasers
Enesta > heh
Captain Thrawn > i was in a cruiser corny
c0rny > and?
c0rny > im in a BS
c0rny > i got drones orbitting me, but i dont ask them what the fuck they are doing
Mitby > i had a date like that once Enesta, she never shut up.
Aquillar > :|
Ryuki > yeah. u and what mothership?
Deadeye Dave > My Retribution transforms into a mothership
Deadeye Dave > Ofcourse
Irias Salo > lol
Irias Salo > thats no spaceship
Irias Salo > thats a transformer
Deadeye Dave > It also transforms into a kettle
Tiree > damn got disco'd
Mark Lucius > John Travolta killed you?
ZAKARIUS > all out of vaseline im afraid
Amlea Maliki > ive got 2 tubs ^_^
Amlea Maliki > not that i use it for that :P
ZAKARIUS > yeah yeah
ZAKARIUS > i bet u love it up the jita
Herculite > my rule is, online, until I see them naked, all people are male, like for example, resipsa says his wife plays, I've spoken with her, but I must assume he is married to a man.
Duckeye > /emote starts to ballroom dance
DarkBloodRain > This is the point where I log out :p
DarkBloodRain > nn folks
Dtech > nn
Duckeye > would anyone like to cross step waltz with me?
Dtech > not even if my life depended on it
Jipang > is that like a Ball room Blitz?
Duckeye > oh dtech, that just paints me in a negative light
Duckeye > fine, I'll dance with myself
Kathryn Dougans > We can dance if we wanna, we can leave your friends behind, cos your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine.
Kathryn Dougans > /emote dances with Duckeye
Duckeye > sweet!
Kayta Danaari > protip: did you know human spinal fluid can serve as a substitute for an overheated plasma conduit? it's true! And also, it's good on toast.
Lady Zirconia > woah
Lady Zirconia > hold off
Lady Zirconia > im joinin you guys
Gizis > NBSI :)
Verone > you're fair game until you're wearing a veto tag
Lady Zirconia > hehe
Lady Zirconia > fair enough
Lady Zirconia > so avenod you said was an office?
Verone > yep
Verone > go apply :)
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