Bartul > I went to my first crawfish boil this past summer
Bartul > Had this old cajun teach me how to properly suck the head
Bartul > Had this old cajun teach me how to properly suck the head
tornpain > oh lordy. so, the people who were coming over canceled on us so we didnt have any evening plans so i took a couple laxatives since i havent shit in 3 days. no later than 20 minutes after that they call and un cancel
tornpain > so now i'm expecting guests in 20-30 minutes and im sitting on the crapper
tarin adur > and....your talking to us?
tornpain > im going to be in here for another half hour or so, so yes, i brought the laptop in here
Mao Money > we are truly living in the too much information age
tarin adur > eww..
Einsi Kaldi > -_-
Mao Money > you were going to go out for the night with company with 3 days worth of shit inside you?
tornpain > i like to share my pain ^_^
tornpain > so now i'm expecting guests in 20-30 minutes and im sitting on the crapper
tarin adur > and....your talking to us?
tornpain > im going to be in here for another half hour or so, so yes, i brought the laptop in here
Mao Money > we are truly living in the too much information age
tarin adur > eww..
Einsi Kaldi > -_-
Mao Money > you were going to go out for the night with company with 3 days worth of shit inside you?
tornpain > i like to share my pain ^_^
Calandra Druid > chaining xirt 4tw!
j0sephine > 'like officer spawn, just with sucky loot' o.O
SLIM > i wish he dropped better
j0sephine > 'like officer spawn, just with sucky loot' o.O
SLIM > i wish he dropped better
Liafcipe9000 > THIS STATION HAS JUST SHAT POLICE
Svenrick Pulaparte > Yeah, that happens on a cold day.
Svenrick Pulaparte > Yeah, that happens on a cold day.
murder one > fuck hugs
murder one > i cant kill a man from a mile away with a hug
Ophichius > You've never tried.
murder one > true
murder one > maybe if i didnt shower
murder one > :>
Jaxxon Voers > ^this
murder one > i cant kill a man from a mile away with a hug
Ophichius > You've never tried.
murder one > true
murder one > maybe if i didnt shower
murder one > :>
Jaxxon Voers > ^this
DarQ Knight > This is Danny's mom I'm just changing his skills for him, he will be home around 8PM EST
<Super_Monkey> I'd rather live in a world where I won't have to worry about my balls exploding for no discernable reason
Panda God > Chribba, does your wallet actually display an ISK count anymore, or just it just come up as 'YOU CAN AFFORD IT'?
Chribba > CCP changed it to "GO FOR PURCHASE!" and "NO LUCK CAREBEAR"
Chribba > CCP changed it to "GO FOR PURCHASE!" and "NO LUCK CAREBEAR"
Grak Yarn > I once told a guy his sister totally wanted to bang him .-.
Demetri Slavic > ...
Ghost hunter > what
Grak Yarn > In my defence, I had no idea they were brother and sisters and they looked NOTHING alike
Demetri Slavic > wut?
Ghost hunter > ...
Sol Angla > ...what the fuck grak
Sol Angla > you're so fucked up lol
Grak Yarn > They looked nothing alike, and she came up all perky and happy and I was like "Dude, she totally wants to jump you", and my other friend started bursting out laughing
Grak Yarn > And I was like "What?"
Grak Yarn > And between gasp for breaths my other friend was like "Dude, he's her brother!"
Demetri Slavic > ...
Ghost hunter > what
Grak Yarn > In my defence, I had no idea they were brother and sisters and they looked NOTHING alike
Demetri Slavic > wut?
Ghost hunter > ...
Sol Angla > ...what the fuck grak
Sol Angla > you're so fucked up lol
Grak Yarn > They looked nothing alike, and she came up all perky and happy and I was like "Dude, she totally wants to jump you", and my other friend started bursting out laughing
Grak Yarn > And I was like "What?"
Grak Yarn > And between gasp for breaths my other friend was like "Dude, he's her brother!"
jamesw > fuck this is boring
jamesw > i shoulda brought my mic
ZUDD > make your own
ZUDD > get like a tuna can
ZUDD > and something to hold it up[
ZUDD > then get the wires from an old speaker
ZUDD > hack them off
ZUDD > then take the tuna can
ZUDD > shove it up your ass
ZUDD > and grab onto the wires while they are plugged in and stick them to your scrotum
ZUDD > we should be able to hear that
Vmir Gallahasen > Zudd .... I'm at a complete loss of words @.@
Vmir Gallahasen > ...
ZUDD > :/
Vmir Gallahasen > You are a genius :D
Vmir Gallahasen > /emote goes to get a tuna can
ZUDD > holy shit i think i just heard altai
jamesw > i shoulda brought my mic
ZUDD > make your own
ZUDD > get like a tuna can
ZUDD > and something to hold it up[
ZUDD > then get the wires from an old speaker
ZUDD > hack them off
ZUDD > then take the tuna can
ZUDD > shove it up your ass
ZUDD > and grab onto the wires while they are plugged in and stick them to your scrotum
ZUDD > we should be able to hear that
Vmir Gallahasen > Zudd .... I'm at a complete loss of words @.@
Vmir Gallahasen > ...
ZUDD > :/
Vmir Gallahasen > You are a genius :D
Vmir Gallahasen > /emote goes to get a tuna can
ZUDD > holy shit i think i just heard altai