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Aftermath 71 > myself i have to clean the hoes a few times extra even tho its not needed
Aftermath 71 > *house , lol
Commander Ebalo > lol
Mikepara > hoes...lmao
Aftermath 71 > lmao
Aftermath 71 > oh god
Commander Ebalo > hehe,, cleaning hoes is rought too
Commander Ebalo > rough
Mikepara > a hoe cleaner in our midst...everone bow low and worship.. :-0
Commander Ebalo > ROGL
Mikepara > thats gonna stick m8...
Garkonite > if u want ill check to make sure the hoe is clean
Aftermath 71 > ok im screwed in this channel now
Shireen > expensive toys ?
Lionel Ou > they lost a phantasm
DraLaFi > was instant primary when it landed hehe
Shireen > hmm i wonder why
DraLaFi > was the most sexy seep in that fleet
DraLaFi > sheep
DraLaFi > ship *
DraLaFi > meh :D
John Klark > I don't offend people. people let themselves get offended.
Carinae > AFK for some 'family' time, back in 5 mins
Kesper North [tally]: hardly, kegels are considered the Lord's work
Janos-Haine[PXIN]: nun's doing kegels...someone needs to write a song about that
Lux Harrison > tbh i'm surprised amarrian mining ships don't send a few thousand slaves out with picks and shovels
Ephibrulus > lol, in spacesuits
Lux Harrison > if they were lucky
Ephibrulus > that would be a site
Resartus > they would be like mining drones but all chained together in a long string between you and the roid
Lux Harrison > with buckets to pass
Resartus > and they would sing "swing low sweet chariot" but you couldn't hear them because of the vacuum
Resartus > so you just have to imagine it
Lux Harrison > i may put that in the suggestions box next time they do a survey
Azia Burgi > not "hi ho"?
Resartus > for god's sake they're not dwarves!
Lux Harrison > not got they same ring to it, 'off to work we go, with a shovel and pick and a large multi use space survival kit'
<&NTRabbit> so, any news on how the religion of peace is doing today?
<&NTRabbit> it was a nun, 3 churches and calling for muslims to invade the vatican with holy backing from allah and slitting the popes throat like an infidel pig yesterday
<&NTRabbit> did they manage to top it?
<@HellGremlin> I bet there was a lot of angry yelling and beards
<&NTRabbit> i saw lots of angry yelling and beards on the news
<&NTRabbit> it was in london
<&NTRabbit> where they were calling on muslims to murder the infidel pope
<@HellGremlin> I seriously hope one of them does
<@HellGremlin> I've always wanted to see a holy war
<Karunel> the pope should totally call for a crusade tbh
<&NTRabbit> and then the brits get to use it as an excuse to round up all the extremists living in freedom and preaching death to it
<&NTRabbit> which will help them immensely
<Karunel> it'd be so original people would sign up
<@HellGremlin> The pope should not only call for a crusade, but lead it himself from his nuclear-powered catholic battlemech
<Armois> the pope is the God-Emperor of All Mankind?
<@HellGremlin> No, that's George W. Bush
<@HellGremlin> The pope is more of an enforcer
<@HellGremlin> The God-Emperor is too divine to enter battle, lest it soil his purity; the pope delivers Christianity at the tip of a 227mm rocket warhead
<&NTRabbit> occasionally the pope also delivers christianity by cluster munitions from a 227mm rocket
<@HellGremlin> The battlepope if you will strides into muslim towns, blasting christian hymns from speakers powerful enough to rupture the skull of anything living in a two mile cone ahead of him
<&NTRabbit> http://www.adam.com.au/ntrabbit/battlepope.gif
<@HellGremlin> That's so fucking awesome
<&NTRabbit> the front of his mech does indeed say repent
<gfldex> warhammer?
<&NTRabbit> in the hopes that the filthy moslems will indeed repent
<@HellGremlin> It's an actual battlepope
<&NTRabbit> before he lays his holy fire down apon them
<@HellGremlin> I bet that even if they do repent, he just steps on them
<&NTRabbit> they will all die; only those who repent will be saved before they do
John Sparks > My friend dated the creator of Duke Nukem a few months back and he gave her an old testing computer for Duke Nukem 4ever and she is gonna sell it to me
John Sparks > its pretty sweet
Waci > It'll arrive in 20 years.
Barcus Scorpianus > i'm the only person i an call stupid and know im 100% correct
Matt armada > I'm convinced Bipp is secretly dating one of those chineese isk farmers or something --- he just shits isk
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