Adge > "Why are you windmilling your arm like that?" "I'm playing EVE on the Wii and I'm trying to hit this %^%*&$ interceptor."
Adge > "Dude, you're tangled up in your controller cord." "Webbed."
Adge > "Dude, you're tangled up in your controller cord." "Webbed."
Yuna Lily > Combat: your $14.95 Eve Account perfectly strikes your relationship, wrecking it for 1/2 of everything you own.
Arvo Katsuya > Were he going to persue on the epeen comment, I was going to counter that should something that size ever become erect, he would then die of blood loss.
Kybernetes Moros > the death certificate would be interesting
Kybernetes Moros > 'Cause of Death: pornographic material'; 'Cause of Death: that girl he had a crush on' 'Cause of Death: random teen boner'
Arvo Katsuya > He then was used for chastity propaganda televised and sponsored by the Theology Council.
Kybernetes Moros > the death certificate would be interesting
Kybernetes Moros > 'Cause of Death: pornographic material'; 'Cause of Death: that girl he had a crush on' 'Cause of Death: random teen boner'
Arvo Katsuya > He then was used for chastity propaganda televised and sponsored by the Theology Council.
(HippoKing): one idea from today (xkcd inspired) was to go into shops and try and buy the two items that would most freak out the cashier when bought together
(HippoKing): can you think of anything better than a pregnancy test and a single wire coathangar?
(vensa): those things, and a frying pan
(HippoKing): can you think of anything better than a pregnancy test and a single wire coathangar?
(vensa): those things, and a frying pan
IHaveTenFingers > you must need spaceshit command for minmatar stuff
Mikepara > and we definatly need a private channel for alliance only
Kerosene > Yeah, that's called alliance chat
Kerosene > Yeah, that's called alliance chat
Katsuo Nuruodo > so, why 3 different classes?
Mad Rage > if they call bc gang - you got a bc, if they call bs gang, you got a BS
Arden Valejo > well, if they call a BC ... I'll cry and get my Cruiser, and if they call a BS I'll cry even more and still be in a cruiser
Katsuo Nuruodo > and if they call Titan?
Arden Valejo > STILL A CRUISER
Katsuo Nuruodo > good luck
Arden Valejo > :'( can only fly cruisers right now
Mad Rage > if they call bc gang - you got a bc, if they call bs gang, you got a BS
Arden Valejo > well, if they call a BC ... I'll cry and get my Cruiser, and if they call a BS I'll cry even more and still be in a cruiser
Katsuo Nuruodo > and if they call Titan?
Arden Valejo > STILL A CRUISER
Katsuo Nuruodo > good luck
Arden Valejo > :'( can only fly cruisers right now
Spoon Thumb > woo - back inlonetrek - feels like home :)
* Spoon Thumb feels all warm inside
* Neckfat doesn't want to know where spoon's thumb is
j4ne > lol
Spoon Thumb > :(
Hrathgir > ew
[five minutes later]
* Spoon Thumb just got the joke
Neckfat > hahaha
* Spoon Thumb feels all warm inside
* Neckfat doesn't want to know where spoon's thumb is
j4ne > lol
Spoon Thumb > :(
Hrathgir > ew
[five minutes later]
* Spoon Thumb just got the joke
Neckfat > hahaha
Kurt Cobain > welp
Marcus Gord > hide the shotguns.....
Kurt Cobain > no need, i got a clone
Kurt Cobain > heroin -> eat shotgun -> wake up in station -> shoot some people -> feel bad about it -> heroin
Kurt Cobain > rinse repeat
Marcus Gord > hide the shotguns.....
Kurt Cobain > no need, i got a clone
Kurt Cobain > heroin -> eat shotgun -> wake up in station -> shoot some people -> feel bad about it -> heroin
Kurt Cobain > rinse repeat
Lord Syven2 > yay, completion imminent
Par'Gellen > i yell that during sex
Par'Gellen > i yell that during sex