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Bomberlocks> With the vacuous (but :hopeful: ) devblog, and CSM's statement and the amount of :words: flowing thick and fast, I do believe we're heading for shitstorm 3.0 - "The officers have deserted us, Sir!".

#7894 + ( 12 ) -inappropriate?

Amy Homolak > my daughter's bofriend has been visiting once a week, my hand guns have never been so clean
Amy Homolak > every time he comes over i bring them out and clean them
Amy Homolak > i think it works, he brought my wife a rose on valentines

#6928 + ( 4 ) -inappropriate?

Graven Hurst > allow me to represent you with a mathematical equation
Graven Hurst > (regular guy) + (English degree) = TOO MANY GODDAMN WORDS

#1735 + ( 9 ) -inappropriate?

<%t20> well, i think you should always ransom someone when you pop his ship
<%t20> but that's just me trying to make a living
<GeromeDoutrande> you could try escrow scams
<%t20> i have dignity

#12591 + ( -5 ) -inappropriate?

Ilsenae Alexandros > Jason
Ilsenae Alexandros > Please go check the definition of Leer
Victoria Stecker lol
Morwen Lagann > rofl
Jason Galente > Leer- n. An unpleasant look
Jason Galente > Oh wait.
Jason Galente > Fuck
Morwen Lagann > someone's in the clooooset
Jason Galente > Shit damnit
Victoria Stecker > not anymore
Morwen Lagann > ^
Jason Galente > wrong kind of unpleasant
Morwen Lagann > /emote giggles
Jason Galente > ewwwwww
Morwen Lagann > oh man
Morwen Lagann > dying of lol
Jason Galente > Im never gonna live that one down huh?
Ilsenae Alexandros > nope
Jason Galente > Damnit.

#9766 + ( 0 ) -inappropriate?

<+Seraphina> I've seen roundabouts straighter than I am. >.<

#6380 + ( 5 ) -inappropriate?

Shi'Tao > it would be cool if i could mine cloaked
InsaneMachine > ok
InsaneMachine > take everythign you could ever want to do cloacked that is cool
InsaneMachine > then say to yourself that you can't do it
Shi'Tao > masterbate cloaked?
InsaneMachine > no you can't do that either
Shi'Tao > i beg to differ :P

#13069 + ( 1 ) -inappropriate?

St Christopholas > CSPA charge jih? lol
jih chop > really?
jih chop > one sec
St Christopholas > 1 mil?
jih chop > huh - it only gives me two options - charge unknowns, or block them, but the charge is set to 0
St Christopholas > sorry, says 1 mil
St Christopholas > convo me
St Christopholas > i aint paying to talk to you. lol
jih chop > but I'm special!

#6760 + ( 1 ) -inappropriate?

Torat > This agent needs to be killed. I fly across space, dangerous cold dark space, go and take part in some head to head combat, use up a good bunch of ammo, take severe hits to my shield and all he says is "Not bad" and gives me a few crummy iskies.

#8850 + ( 34 ) -inappropriate?

<shezomb> I know people like to experiment with vegies up their special places, but i dont think chilis are a good option
<MrBlades> People like to do that sorta thing?
<shezomb> cuecumbers... carrots....
<MrBlades> You telling me you\'ve crammed a leak up your poop chute?
<shezomb> me? noo I have a vibrator for that
<MrBlades> Oh
<MrBlades> OH!
<MrBlades> ...
<MrBlades> Thats not a vegetable

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