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Byrna SIlvestri > it can make the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs
Dean Capital > yea how many lol
Byrna SIlvestri > that was a line from Star Wars btw
Alaph Force > LUKE
Byrna SIlvestri > would it help if i got out and pushed ?
Alaph Force > did someone just watch a New Hope?
Byrna SIlvestri > no, i just remember lines from movies :)
Xavier Zyrae > Great shot kid, that was one in a million
Xavier Zyrae > ;)
Byrna SIlvestri > Stay on target....
Dean Capital > smile
Alaph Force > I cant hold em
Byrna SIlvestri > Stay on target!
Alaph Force > ummmm
Alaph Force > DAMN stumped
Dean Capital > u all have a way to much time on your hands....lol
Alaph Force > I cant shake em
Byrna SIlvestri > I'm altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it further.
Alaph Force > These are not the Itty Vs you were looking for
Byrna SIlvestri > You Sanshas can go about your business.
Xavier Zyrae > Move along!
Alaph Force > The Titan will be operational soon
Alaph Force > NAME THE SYSTEM
Alaph Force > only you can spare their lives
Byrna SIlvestri > Jita.... the base is in Jita
Dean Capital > I gota find a new channel
Alaph Force > Test the Titan on Jita
Byrna SIlvestri > No, it's a peaceful world, you cant.....
Alaph Force > I felt a disturbance in the force....like a million noobs crying out for help
Xavier Zyrae > Then suddenly, they were all silenced
Byrna SIlvestri > And were suddenly banned... I feel something glorious has happened.
Balrog Valarauko > sad but true, hard to monitor every single member and their tendencies
Ecce Drihten > but we havent been very cautious about it so far, hehe
Balrog Valarauko > as for me... i like prostitutes and alcohol
Balrog Valarauko > and putting my penis in both!
Gaunty > o.O
Balrog Valarauko > sorry that was uncalled for
Balrog Valarauko > but i feel better now
Ecce Drihten > we all have our tastes
<scuzzy> sheesh. I just ate dinner and lunch plowed out of my asshole like a freight train through a snow drift
<scuzzy> was afraid I was gonna die for a moment.
<Lancer> jesus tmi dude
<@Xero> Think the shaver is done recharging
<@Xero> afk
<@Xero> bitch
<@Xero> 0_0
<@Xero> Fucking gay
<@Xero> My dad needs to use the bathroom now
<@Xero> So i need to wait like 20 min
<Gindar> shave outside
<@Xero> No mirror
<@Xero> How do you shave the back of your head
<Gindar> you dont need a mirror to shave
<Gindar> trust me i shave in the shower all the time
<Gindar> i love it
<@Xero> My head for the record
<Gindar> i just use my finger to feel around
<@Xero> >_<
<&Malf> lol
<@Xero> This is the first time i did it anyway
<@Xero> Fucking gay
<@Xero> I have emo hair
<@Xero> I made a huge S in my hair
<@Xero> And it ran out of battery
theonegabrias > man the domi warps fast
Screaming Blade > because it runs from its own uglyness
Galadriela > I would tell you to fk off
Galadriela > but im new so i'll wait a few weeks
northwesten > numbers?
Tamora > they are like letters pete but describe amounts.
Wheatloaf69 > Any money going spare got expensive stupid fitting
Wheatloaf69 > please
Wheatloaf69 > pretty please
DataMaster > I think I have quarter so you can call the "whaaaamulance"
<[ZTK]s4mp3r0r> hummmm... do you start worrying before or after your corpfurm has a serious discussion about farm animal sex ? :S
<Cena> depends on the animals involved
Kambra Anor > don't you just hate it when you make a 10 jump run to grab something from a station, get back, then realize you remember something else you had been meaning to get at that station?
xStormwingx > or you gtry to move somethin only to realize you never picked it up :P
Kambra Anor > ah i REALLY hate that
Karl Bohm > no, I enjoy dementia and love senility - and these mushrooms have really opened things up that way for me
Karl Bohm > think they told me it was something like budweiser's syndrome, but it began with an ALZ and now I forget
Igor Epocci > sweet. I bought 7400 mechanical parts for 4.1m and sold for 5.03m
Igor Epocci > 6.2m. halfway to my BC rare metals
Statho Wavingstrider > cool
Statho Wavingstrider > what are you figuring you'll pay for megacyte?
Igor Epocci > let me check..<asks cashier>
Igor Epocci > <cashier over intercom> CAN I GET A PRICE CHECK AT REGISTER 4???
Igor Epocci > <kid zipps off on rollerblades to indoor ore yard>
Igor Epocci > <chatter over cashiers radio>
<cashier>lowest price in the region of amount needed is 4800isk/u for 4650 units. Your total comes to 22.32m isk, sir.
<Igor falls over clutchig his chest and spasming onthe floor>
Statho Wavingstrider > it'll get worse before it gets better
Statho Wavingstrider > agv price of mega is 5.2k and climbing
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