whopper > err, did i saw a capital ship hauling trit ?
bUBbLeS g0aT > u saw a cap ship hauling mex
bUBbLeS g0aT > u saw a cap ship hauling mex
Totals Dragon > Name: Totals Dragon (laid the final blow)
Security: -0.2
Corp: Superior Mining And Logistics Inc.
Alliance: Saints Amongst Sinners
Faction: NONE
Ship: Myrmidon
Weapon: Armageddon
Damage Done: 0
Totals Dragon > My Myrmi Fires Geddons!?
Security: -0.2
Corp: Superior Mining And Logistics Inc.
Alliance: Saints Amongst Sinners
Faction: NONE
Ship: Myrmidon
Weapon: Armageddon
Damage Done: 0
Totals Dragon > My Myrmi Fires Geddons!?
<Digital> this dual beam shit is so lame
<Digital> i hate dual guns
<Digital> its like "you have a small penis, but two of them!"
<Digital> i hate dual guns
<Digital> its like "you have a small penis, but two of them!"
<kieron> I is teh l4m3
Mathius Darcius > sucide ganked yes. no loot just personal stuff.
Sarkyn > what, like ... underwear... and letters?
Sarkyn > what, like ... underwear... and letters?
Rhaybeck > I find your lack of ewar ... disturbing
Zeph1rus> £10 says keiron didn't write that post. It's reasoned and well written, and lacking in frothing bitterness.
%[IA]Morpheus> I was standing behind Kieron when he wrote it, Zeph.
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Zeph1rus> :(
%[IA]Morpheus> I was standing behind Kieron when he wrote it, Zeph.
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Zeph1rus> :(
Madcap Magician > I have you partially surrounded. Please exit the station with your hands in your jacket searching for a gun.
Madcap Magician > "Tommy? Tommy are you in there? This is your wife, honey! I love you very much, and you need to do what this nice man is asking you to do! Please, think of our children!"
Madcap Magician > "Never! I have the arkonor and you'll have to pry it from my cold, logged off fingers before you'll ever own it again!"
Madcap Magician > "TOMMY NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Madcap Magician > Will Tommy give in to his carnal desire for megacyte? Will the good men of Finite Horizon show any quarter? Will this nonsense ever STOP? Tune into 2O-EEW tomorrow and find out!
Madcap Magician > (Cue theme music)
Madcap Magician > "Tommy? Tommy are you in there? This is your wife, honey! I love you very much, and you need to do what this nice man is asking you to do! Please, think of our children!"
Madcap Magician > "Never! I have the arkonor and you'll have to pry it from my cold, logged off fingers before you'll ever own it again!"
Madcap Magician > "TOMMY NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Madcap Magician > Will Tommy give in to his carnal desire for megacyte? Will the good men of Finite Horizon show any quarter? Will this nonsense ever STOP? Tune into 2O-EEW tomorrow and find out!
Madcap Magician > (Cue theme music)
Dr Wilhelm > what I wanna know is this...
Dr Wilhelm > I find me some slaves in a loot can...
Dr Wilhelm > like a spider I decide I wanna save em for later...
Bud Jager > you gona eat them?
Sapeians desire > they are nice with a bit of hot sauce
Cadela Fria > o.O
Dr Wilhelm > But when I wanna take em back out into space and blow em up for giggles, they just wont get back in the can
Cadela Fria > Of course not Wilhelm...who in their right mind would wanna go back into a can????
Bud Jager > lol
Bwang > you dont know what goes on in those cans
Bwang > a group of people
Bwang > locked in a container
Bwang > in zero gravity
Bwang > with nothing to do.....
Cadela Fria > "If the can is rockin' don't come a knockin'" ?
Bwang > XD
Dr Wilhelm > I find me some slaves in a loot can...
Dr Wilhelm > like a spider I decide I wanna save em for later...
Bud Jager > you gona eat them?
Sapeians desire > they are nice with a bit of hot sauce
Cadela Fria > o.O
Dr Wilhelm > But when I wanna take em back out into space and blow em up for giggles, they just wont get back in the can
Cadela Fria > Of course not Wilhelm...who in their right mind would wanna go back into a can????
Bud Jager > lol
Bwang > you dont know what goes on in those cans
Bwang > a group of people
Bwang > locked in a container
Bwang > in zero gravity
Bwang > with nothing to do.....
Cadela Fria > "If the can is rockin' don't come a knockin'" ?
Bwang > XD
<Warmonger> Okay Ke$ha comes in the room, shes naked
<Warmonger> she says fuck me
<Warmonger> but you realize your alliance needs you in your super capital
<Warmonger> what do you do?
<LobbyZ> kesha is ugly, i'd dump her over a scap
<Dreadnought> lol
<Warmonger> Okay so lobbyz would fight in his alliance
<@cougem> you put your laptop on her back
<@cougem> and hope that her buttocks have enough texture for your laser mouse
<Warmonger> she says fuck me
<Warmonger> but you realize your alliance needs you in your super capital
<Warmonger> what do you do?
<LobbyZ> kesha is ugly, i'd dump her over a scap
<Dreadnought> lol
<Warmonger> Okay so lobbyz would fight in his alliance
<@cougem> you put your laptop on her back
<@cougem> and hope that her buttocks have enough texture for your laser mouse