Lucas Sator > i want to attack one of the patrol ships just to see how fast they would vaporize me
Or'Ipahs > lalz
Lucas Sator > im taking bets on how long my noob ass will last
Ghost Serina > as long as everyone else
Ghost Serina > concord = jam, sensor damp, scram, insta-pop
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > always in that order?
Ghost Serina > no
Ghost Serina > at once
Or'Ipahs > any order - always facerape
Ghost Serina > exactly
Ghost Serina > they show up and you're done
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > facerape
Or'Ipahs > :P
Ghost Serina > and not a nice facerape either, it's like a brutal skullfucking
Or'Ipahs > roflz
Lucas Sator > i get the point
Lucas Sator > lol
Or'Ipahs > hehe
Ghost Serina > they gouge out your eyes and fuck your eyesocket once and your head implodes
Lucas Sator > even my clone will be all retarded
Lucas Sator > from the skull fucking i took
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Or'Ipahs > rofl
Lucas Sator > brutal death metal playing in backround
Or'Ipahs > lalz
Lucas Sator > im taking bets on how long my noob ass will last
Ghost Serina > as long as everyone else
Ghost Serina > concord = jam, sensor damp, scram, insta-pop
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > always in that order?
Ghost Serina > no
Ghost Serina > at once
Or'Ipahs > any order - always facerape
Ghost Serina > exactly
Ghost Serina > they show up and you're done
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > facerape
Or'Ipahs > :P
Ghost Serina > and not a nice facerape either, it's like a brutal skullfucking
Or'Ipahs > roflz
Lucas Sator > i get the point
Lucas Sator > lol
Or'Ipahs > hehe
Ghost Serina > they gouge out your eyes and fuck your eyesocket once and your head implodes
Lucas Sator > even my clone will be all retarded
Lucas Sator > from the skull fucking i took
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Or'Ipahs > rofl
Lucas Sator > brutal death metal playing in backround
Vasques Kroegler > Let's moon them :D
Voltaire Leriel > yeah i'll hit them with my tech 2 ass
Mimiru > thats an XL weapon isnt it?
Voltaire Leriel > yeah i'll hit them with my tech 2 ass
Mimiru > thats an XL weapon isnt it?
Body Count > Hmm, outbreak in hed-gp. i guess now is not the time to move my alt with hauler full of loot. :(
siliconix > :/
tomw > yes it is
heavyg > sure bring it thtough :D
heavyg > through*
thatguy > sure it is .... tea and crumpets for all
Body Count > Nah that Siliconix and Silvitni guys look a little piratey to me, I think i'll pass.
heavyg > loves a bit of crumpet :)
Silvitni > oi, im not a pirate, just a supprise pvp´er.....
siliconix > :/
tomw > yes it is
heavyg > sure bring it thtough :D
heavyg > through*
thatguy > sure it is .... tea and crumpets for all
Body Count > Nah that Siliconix and Silvitni guys look a little piratey to me, I think i'll pass.
heavyg > loves a bit of crumpet :)
Silvitni > oi, im not a pirate, just a supprise pvp´er.....
Rhodin Lazarith > so, there I am, sitting off the jump bridge in Q-T waiting for something to come through
Rhodin Lazarith > then I realized
Rhodin Lazarith > we blew up the connection on the other side yesterday
Rhodin Lazarith > then I realized
Rhodin Lazarith > we blew up the connection on the other side yesterday
<Ak-Gara> Where does FireFox keep it's cookies?
<OmberZombie> the cookie jar?
<OmberZombie> the cookie jar?
Siren Sylvanis > Why is it that a 21st century naval destroyer can mount a railgun which hits at 370km with pinpoint precision, while millenia into the future, a 9000-crew SPACE-FARING BATTLESHIP with guns DIRECTLY NEURALLY INTERFACTED INTO THE HUMAN BRAIN (i.e. better than any targeting computer out there) does 220km max if it sacrifices everything else from armor plates to maneuverability to crew bathroom facilities?
Scythus > You should be able to anchor two POSes next to each other and watch them fight...
ariola > One of yall just run a F-E blockade in Passari?
Tulor > Lyticus
ariola > haha, I heard he got blasted into struct
Tulor > on TS he said he got through in armor
Tulor > he had 5.5k
ariola > oh, ok.. my informant was prolly embellishing a bit. Wink
Lyticus > Actually I easily ran the blockade of about 7 bs's .. maybe 8, didnt count, and I still have 47% armor remaining.
Tulor > h4xor
Lyticus > ^.^
ariola > ok, the guy I was talking to is a known big-fish-storyteller Wink
Tulor > haha
ariola > shuttles magically turn into battleships with bpos and tech2 gear
Tulor > Lyticus
ariola > haha, I heard he got blasted into struct
Tulor > on TS he said he got through in armor
Tulor > he had 5.5k
ariola > oh, ok.. my informant was prolly embellishing a bit. Wink
Lyticus > Actually I easily ran the blockade of about 7 bs's .. maybe 8, didnt count, and I still have 47% armor remaining.
Tulor > h4xor
Lyticus > ^.^
ariola > ok, the guy I was talking to is a known big-fish-storyteller Wink
Tulor > haha
ariola > shuttles magically turn into battleships with bpos and tech2 gear
<eskalin> molle wtf is a ladettes?
<Theo> a male version of the bidet
<wizzard66> lol
<wizzard66> when i went to a good hotel with my wife, she saw a bidet for the first time. before i knew it she was washing her feet into one
<wizzard66> then i explained wat it was
<wizzard66> she spend like 20 minutes on it
<abs> hahaha
<Throdax> lmao
<wizzard66> and i had to leave the room :-(
<Theo> a male version of the bidet
<wizzard66> lol
<wizzard66> when i went to a good hotel with my wife, she saw a bidet for the first time. before i knew it she was washing her feet into one
<wizzard66> then i explained wat it was
<wizzard66> she spend like 20 minutes on it
<abs> hahaha
<Throdax> lmao
<wizzard66> and i had to leave the room :-(
Valtis Thermalion > as someone put it, "The roleplay irony here is huge. The Amarr, the only faction to be ruled by a monarch and theoretically as technologically advanced as the Caldari, have collapsed into civil war. Meanwhile the Minmatar, whose boats are held together by duct-tape and hate, are triumphing along with their French allies"