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Tekak > theres something uniquely liberating about being able to say "i hit stuff, really hard... and it usually dies."
<CeyShirii> EVE players are very diverse, more older / younger / female players than most mmo's
<Vitrael> i thought that the Q3 economic blog concluded Eve had a very low ratio of women players?
<Vitrael> hence the whole "girls dont wanna be spaceships" deal
<Flaming> spaceships don't have the narrow waists they lack in RL
MDS1 > I anyone good at anal? for this c5 magnometric site?
MDS1 > Is anyone*
Civ Zomas > Oh man, that's got to go on OMGRAWR.
Mrs Fantastic > lol
Mrs Fantastic > dave, analysis is not a word you want to abbreviate
Civ Zomas > I honestly wouldn't know if anyone here is good at anal.
Poetry > i um... wow.. um yeah that is one hella typo
MDS1 > We need someone that has anal 5
Bethany TwiLight > lol
MDS1 > Analysis*
stefoukk > i have anal 5
Poetry > ask that alien on American Dad i guess.
MDS1 > An anal specialist
Poetry > oh never mind. hrm.. anal 5, give new mean to the term Sisters Core Probe.
TheDuke2k > hi
Sorofles > Hey!
Sorofles > *just removed a penis from the front page of EveFiles by uploading 7 screenshots of X3 to cover it up* xD
TheDuke2k > indeed
Sorofles > I'm not kidding
TheDuke2k > i know...
Sorofles > xD
Sorofles > How do you know? ;p
TheDuke2k > you dont joke around
Sorofles > Its a bit weird
Sorofles > I was talking to a friend on MSN
Sorofles > got me talking to a friend of hers
Sorofles > he was talking to me on skype
Sorofles > then webcammed me and started masturbating
Sorofles > I was like o.0 Hi!
TheDuke2k > lol
TheDuke2k > wtf moment
Sorofles > So I start telling Drakos some random guy is masturbating on my screen over skype
Drakos Khan > and the rest we can see on the screenshot...
Sorofles > he didn't believe me
Drakos Khan > :P
Sorofles > So I took a screenshot to prove it
Sorofles > and removed all the names and shit
Sorofles > uploaded it to evefiles
Sorofles > then FUCK
Drakos Khan > i didn't think he'd actually upload it to evefiels...
Sorofles > it shows the most recent image uploads on the front page
Drakos Khan > thats why :D
Sorofles > so I'm like SHIT there's a big cock on the front page of Eve Files
Sorofles > even worse
Sorofles > it showed like...well my name and the guys name and Drakos' MSN address and stuff
Sorofles > so I hurriedly brush it out with a rubber and reupload it!
TheDuke2k > fuck moment
Sorofles > now there's TWO cock images
TheDuke2k > lmfao
Sorofles > one with loads of details, and one with all the important details brushed out so you know just where they all are
Sorofles > panic is now setting in
Sorofles > I try to upload 2 images of a foot to cover it up
Sorofles > but the foots don't show up for some reason
Sorofles > so I take a screenshot of X3 and upload it 8 times
Sorofles > and the cocks are gone!
Sorofles > PHEW
TheDuke2k > http://eve-files.com/media/1001/ btw
TheDuke2k > lists all the uploads for this month
Sorofles > Oh...CUNT
Edith Cavell> sometimes when I'm watching epic fleet battles, I can't help but get that familiar "tugging on my heartstrings" feeling. Except the tugging is more of a massaging, and the heartstrings are more like testicles.
Thrasher Beck40oz > now i get the duct taped together, its like we found peices of ships and tried to salvage all systems and put them together hoping it doesn't inadvertently destruct itself
Khellias> I want to be able to tow asteroids in warp.
Khellias> I'll build a damned Dyson Sphere out of Veldspar around the local star.
sugarXsugar > so you wanna at least get a start on the angel extra tonight?
sugarXsugar > garic?
*sugarXsugar prods garic with a sharp pointed tree branch
*sugarXsugar lights Garic's pants on fire
sugarXsugar > >_>
sugarXsugar > <_<
*sugarXsugar shaves Garic's eyebrows off
Garic Cavvar > lol sry was afk
Garic Cavvar > can i have my eyebrows back?
alexreborn > what do u need to scan out exploration sites
Thage > a big penis
alexreborn > i have that
alexreborn > 9 inches
Osmodious > too bad it sits on your dresser eh
F'nog > One does not simply log into Jita.
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