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Par'Gellen > They were a little concerned that I'd shaved my pubics to look like Hitler's moustache and had an erection during the entire procedure but after the cops left we all had a good laugh.
Vladimir Ramanov > i'm not even going to ask
GoFur > me either
Par'Gellen > oops wrong chat
Kesper North > "Dear Pin Wang, if you have enjoyed today's PVP experience, please consider voting for me in the current CSM elections. I assure you that I will bring the same care and attention to detail in representing you to CCP as I did in blowing your interceptor
*Davination throws 10 militants out the airlock.
Davination > peace bitches
Gomh Sabbah > why name yourself after the worst bad guys in the worst 2 seasons of the worst sci-fi show, Prior?
PriorGabriel > why because I can..........why did you call yourself a twat?
sebiestormal > we need to take miners out and show them how too shoot
Sarmaul > or take the miners out and teach the fleet to shoot :)
HuDDy > lol
sebiestormal > lol
Discrodia > hmm.... EVE needs Nuka-Cola (fallout joke)
obxkid > hehe agreed
William Pierce > No, we've already got quafe
William Pierce > it could be nuke-quafe though...
obxkid > fine... i will combine Quafe with the nuka cola
Discrodia > cause Nuka is actually soda, not lemon-lime seltzer
obxkid > make nuka quafa
Discrodia > For when New Eden gets nuked, at least we'll have some decent soda!
obxkid > and radioactive glow in the dark ships WOO!
<wizzard66> Notify Your MasterCard deactivates as it finds the resource it was harvesting a pale shadow of its former glory.
<wizzard66> my daughters went shopping
Otocinclus > omg
Otocinclus > my geckos will eat while inside of a shoebox
Otocinclus > feeding process SIMPLIFIED
Otocinclus > add geckos, add crickets, put box next to computer, geckos fed.
Bryan Havoc > that's exactly how I feed my daughter
CAAN0N > how do u normally feed the geckos?
Bryan Havoc > he usually feeds them with his nipples
Otocinclus > wat
Otocinclus > normally i just put the crickets into the terrarium
Otocinclus > but i have to remove all the wood and stuff
Otocinclus > and sometimes they can't find the crickets
Otocinclus > so then i have to remove my shirt and breastfeed them
Bryan Havoc > I am loling
Scordette > If they can't find them why worry about it?
Scordette > They'll find them eventually.
Otocinclus > but
Otocinclus > what if they don't?
Otocinclus > what if they starve?
Scordette > Tey will.
Scordette > The crickets will get hungry and go searching for food.
Scordette > THEN BAM
Scordette > TAKE THAT YOU CRICKET SCUM
Otocinclus > SUDDENLY GECKOS
Bryan Havoc > crickets don't get hungry... they get even.
Otocinclus > ^
Otocinclus > crickets actually have pretty powerful jaws
Otocinclus > and since the geckos are asleep 23.9 hours of the day
Otocinclus > they can get bitter
Otocinclus > bitten*
Scordette > Then it will become a cricket terrarium
Scordette > And you'll have to start feeding them geckos
Otocinclus > :|
Otocinclus > do not want
Barren Wuffet > Maybe one of these days I'll see if I can get my main down here and join one of your gangs if that's ok with you.
SokoleOko > we have no blues
Barren Wuffet > I'm a happy person too, can deal with that.
Barren Wuffet > Although technically you wouldn't have to blue me. Just not shoot me during the duration of the gang. I have no use for blue status anywhere else then my own alliance. I hate it when I'm in an alliance that blues all the neigbours.
SokoleOko > what I'm trying to say
SokoleOko > it's either you're part of Ineluctable
SokoleOko > or you are target for Ineluctable
Barren Wuffet > I know, just trying to needlessly prolong the conversation for the sake of my own entertainment
SokoleOko > then let me congratulate on your obviour success
Bryg Philomena > bastards...
Bryg Philomena > afk frapsing gate explosion
Leviathan9 > =/
Bryg Philomena > sweet a wreck :)
Leviathan9 > =D
Leviathan9 > drop anything?
Bryg Philomena > MOTHER****ERS!!!!
Bryg Philomena > 2007.03.01 23:51:08 Notify You successfully salvage from the Wreck. Unfortunately there was nothing to be salvaged.
Bryg Philomena > dude... I spent nearly 40 minutes popping that...
Leviathan9 > lol
Bryg Philomena > petitioning, game play; agent missions in progress
Bryg Philomena > Sent on mission, wanted stargate, popped it, no salvage
Bryg Philomena > Is it just me, or shouldnt there be something worthwhile after popping a stargate? I mean... it took 40 minutes..<br><br>-Bryg
Leviathan9 > hahahaha
Eldwinn > jump drive componants
Bryg Philomena > Petition has been created successfully.
Bryg Philomena > lol
Bryg Philomena > ccp is going to hate me
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