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jid1 > well yo' moma is so fat that when she jumps she gets stuck in air.
Darko1107 > right
Waxau > well....ure mamas soo fat, she uses tractors as rollerskates
Captain Dresden > yo mamas so fat she ate all of BoB
Zachariou > well yo' mama is so fat she can't get through the eve gates.
Waxau > whoa
Waxau > now that hurt
Khellias> I came across a quote about why you shouldn't store anything you want to keep in Par'gellen's hangar.
Khellias> Par is now the patron demigod of miners in my book.
Desiderious > you guys are still mining here? jeeze.....
Mithylos > It's a hard-knock life
Mithylos > Gotta feed the fam
Mithylos > You know how much 4,000m3 in diapers goes for!?
Foilbraker > 20 cents ?
Desiderious > feed the family? what are they wales?
Foilbraker > are they used ?
Desiderious > whales*?
Braeten > lo
Braeten > lol
Mithylos > No... they fat children
Mithylos > 68 of em
Mithylos > And 12 even fatter wives
Desiderious > thats not a good image =(
Mithylos > Well it was a great image years ago when I married em
Desiderious > yah when they werent fat, but with all that asteroid you been feedin em.....
Mithylos > I heard about a company that will come in and make it look like you died in a mining accident... get new identity and all
Mithylos > They say miners become fighters... or manufacturers and such
Mithylos > And wives never know
Mithylos > Hehehe
Mithylos > I'm kidding of course... Hi honey if you're listening!
Mithylos * <on shortwave> Seriously... anybody got the number for those guys?
<DigitalCommunist> oh oh, wanna hear something great
<occursion> france was blown up?
<DigitalCommunist> yesterday Skillz send me an evemail, calling me an idiot for still playing the game
<Rod_> lol
<DigitalCommunist> apparently, he forgot you had to pay a subscription to log in and send evemails
<Rod_> Skillz calling anyone an idiot is in itself something worth mentioning
<Rod_> point proven again :)
<Rod_> lol
<Rod_> thats pretty damn dumb
Goodwin > hey didn't I mention the next time Khai is on, one of you, I forgot who should ask him about his thoughts on Vespas
Panabas > ahhh that was me
Panabas > for the Domi yes
Khai > They're for "the gays"
Caesar Rae > ??
Caesar Rae > don't ask, don't tell
Khai > right, don't tell me you have a Vespa and I won't ask how your boyfriend is doing
Arvo Katsuya > Someday you're gonna burn out that social adaptation chip Hamish, and its gonna hurt like hell.
Cat Calico > is wrytha still on?
Mattias Kerensky > he just diescoed
Mattias Kerensky > some sort of jump bug while in fleets
Cat Calico > nice
Cat Calico > not
Mattias Kerensky > heh
jih chop > I bet mattani got CCP to put that bug in!
jih chop > :P
Cat Calico > lol
Cat Calico > mitani is persona non grata now as far as I know
jih chop > oh yeah
Mattias Kerensky > Truth
jih chop > got drunk off his ass at the convention
jih chop > and was talking about (on stage) how some other player was so pathetic he should kill himself
jih chop > but I mean REALLY went off on it
jih chop > and CCP opened the door
jih chop > threw his ass out
jih chop > closed it
jih chop > locked it
jih chop > put up new sheet rock
jih chop > wallpapered
jih chop > and hung up a nice painting
dailyhazard > when a razor diplomat comes online can someone get one to convo me?
dailyhazard > i cant really be bothered to mail
ApophisXP > If you cannot be bothered to mail then We cannot be bothered to convo you.
Purgatori > ownd
Tamora > do you want some free stuff for the rescue?
slip66 > na im good
Tamora > o/
slip66 > jsut remember me if I ever need some mod or a excort :)
Tamora > ohhh yea
slip66 > escort
Tamora > np :)
slip66 > later !
Tamora > next time i need male escort. i ring u long time
Par'Gellen > "Notify: You have successfully updated your EVE client to Disaster 1.1"
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