Deschenus Maximus > This is going to sound weird... but I actually feel dirty being in high sec, running missions...
Gnarrkilly > you are dirty
Deschenus Maximus > I noes, but that's aspecial kind of dirty
Deschenus Maximus > Teh good kind
Deschenus Maximus > Now, I'm talking the bad kind
Comrade2002 > dirty like the strippers last night
Comrade2002 > ?
Deschenus Maximus > Dirtier
Comrade2002 > wow
Deschenus Maximus > Ye :(
Comrade2002 > i was gonna say something to take this convo to another level, but this time, listened to that voice inside my head....
Gnarrkilly > you are dirty
Deschenus Maximus > I noes, but that's aspecial kind of dirty
Deschenus Maximus > Teh good kind
Deschenus Maximus > Now, I'm talking the bad kind
Comrade2002 > dirty like the strippers last night
Comrade2002 > ?
Deschenus Maximus > Dirtier
Comrade2002 > wow
Deschenus Maximus > Ye :(
Comrade2002 > i was gonna say something to take this convo to another level, but this time, listened to that voice inside my head....
Unileti Scarpane > 450 m3...
Sandeep > you need 500
Unileti Scarpane > maybe i have a skill like... 'Space Saving' that i don't know about.
Unileti Scarpane > Tetris level 4.
Sandeep > you need 500
Unileti Scarpane > maybe i have a skill like... 'Space Saving' that i don't know about.
Unileti Scarpane > Tetris level 4.
Milnar II > i had a whole set of torp launchers i had to completely get rid of cuz they never did damage
Milnar II > even after repackagin
Milnar II > was the wierdest thing
Baalkon > u bought that made in jita crap again didnt u?
MojowScout > shoulda known better :p
Milnar II > even after repackagin
Milnar II > was the wierdest thing
Baalkon > u bought that made in jita crap again didnt u?
MojowScout > shoulda known better :p
Oleandra Shadowjumper > I have sad news...I got stung by a wicked huge bee today. It got me through my jeans...I haz boo boo :(
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
(@Dreadnought) i guess you found a good soundtrack to the vid then Loxy?
(@Loxy) yup, started from scratch
(@Loxy) i choose a theme :o
(@Dreadnought) :O
(@Loxy) little different from your normal video :D
(@Carth) heh
(@Carth) i found the anal canal in the dg- station
(@KaneED) what colour is it
(@Carth) sorta green
(@KaneED) and the vid
(@KaneED) ?
(@Carth) oh
(@Loxy) yup, started from scratch
(@Loxy) i choose a theme :o
(@Dreadnought) :O
(@Loxy) little different from your normal video :D
(@Carth) heh
(@Carth) i found the anal canal in the dg- station
(@KaneED) what colour is it
(@Carth) sorta green
(@KaneED) and the vid
(@KaneED) ?
(@Carth) oh
David DarkLighter > BS in 1 month= not cool =
David DarkLighter > possible but..
Theo Samaritan > i took out a 2 month old in a raven with a kestrel cus he didnt use his tank
David DarkLighter > lol
David DarkLighter > nice
Theo Samaritan > and he wasnt AFK he was lobbing insults in russian and torpedoes
David DarkLighter > nice :P
Grant Mitchell > amazing he was even logged in
Ubu > he was lobbing insults in torpedoes?
David DarkLighter > lol
Theo Samaritan > rofl
David DarkLighter > yup he was
Major Sarcasm > like a message in a bottle
David DarkLighter > his torrpedoes were like PEEWWEWW
Theo Samaritan > one had FUCOV painted on the side
David DarkLighter > PEW PEW U PEWTER PEWING PEW
David DarkLighter > i mean..
David DarkLighter > whats a missle sound?
David DarkLighter > O!
David DarkLighter > KABOOM BOOM BOOMY BOOM KABOOM!
David DarkLighter > lol xD
Theo Samaritan > XD
David DarkLighter > possible but..
Theo Samaritan > i took out a 2 month old in a raven with a kestrel cus he didnt use his tank
David DarkLighter > lol
David DarkLighter > nice
Theo Samaritan > and he wasnt AFK he was lobbing insults in russian and torpedoes
David DarkLighter > nice :P
Grant Mitchell > amazing he was even logged in
Ubu > he was lobbing insults in torpedoes?
David DarkLighter > lol
Theo Samaritan > rofl
David DarkLighter > yup he was
Major Sarcasm > like a message in a bottle
David DarkLighter > his torrpedoes were like PEEWWEWW
Theo Samaritan > one had FUCOV painted on the side
David DarkLighter > PEW PEW U PEWTER PEWING PEW
David DarkLighter > i mean..
David DarkLighter > whats a missle sound?
David DarkLighter > O!
David DarkLighter > KABOOM BOOM BOOMY BOOM KABOOM!
David DarkLighter > lol xD
Theo Samaritan > XD
Zyck > im never what I am
Zyck > only what I want to be
David Caldera > A guy with a self-inflated ego?
Zyck > only what I want to be
David Caldera > A guy with a self-inflated ego?
<crono^> so i'm ninja mining in a cormorant
<crono^> lots of sharp crokite, 250k apart, 3 cruiser rats
<crono^> BLISS.
<[-OS-]Nestor> soon some1 gonna crash your party, for the sake of it ;]
<crono^> WTFD
<crono^> WTFD
<crono^> npcs spawned at my safespot
<[-OS-]Nestor> haha
<[-OS-]Nestor> PWND.
<crono^> it's like 70 au from anything
<crono^> WTF
<crono^> :D
<crono^> they warped from the belt to my ss
<crono^> my hauler is going to die :|
<crono^> lots of sharp crokite, 250k apart, 3 cruiser rats
<crono^> BLISS.
<[-OS-]Nestor> soon some1 gonna crash your party, for the sake of it ;]
<crono^> WTFD
<crono^> WTFD
<crono^> npcs spawned at my safespot
<[-OS-]Nestor> haha
<[-OS-]Nestor> PWND.
<crono^> it's like 70 au from anything
<crono^> WTF
<crono^> :D
<crono^> they warped from the belt to my ss
<crono^> my hauler is going to die :|
Orthiz > this is eve you dont have friends here just people that use you less roughly
Aiyeeta Beaver > moos, where's my thanatos?
Moostang > under your dress :p
Aiyeeta Beaver > ....well atleast you recognize it as a capital sized appendage
Moostang > under your dress :p
Aiyeeta Beaver > ....well atleast you recognize it as a capital sized appendage