Osirris Antollare > I just cant figure out why they havent interviewed me yet. I just Googled myself and apparently I'm a pretty big deal
Zoidberg ENB > it's not meant for you shields
ShieldsofLight > want me to get the cattle prod and branding stick zoid?
Whiskette > i've got the barbed wire
Whiskette > who had the "mask" last?
Zoidberg ENB > Feeling rather kinky today, eh?
ShieldsofLight > I think zoid did
Zoidberg ENB > the safeword is Cup!
ShieldsofLight > /emote covers zoidberg in latex
Zoidberg ENB > poke an air hole please
ShieldsofLight > /emote pokes an air hole for zoidberg
Whiskette > Not his ear silly
ShieldsofLight > /emote takes the latex off zoids face only
ShieldsofLight > /emote puts mask on zoidberg
ShieldsofLight > now where is that whip
Whiskette > /emote points over in Zoid's room
ShieldsofLight > ahh thank you
ShieldsofLight > /emote gets the whip
ShieldsofLight > /emote whips zoidberg saying whos your daddy
Zoidberg ENB > You.
Jiks RogueClone > /emote reminds everyone Zoid is a minor :p
ShieldsofLight > /emote reels back in horror
ShieldsofLight > wait zoid is a minor?
Whiskette > hahahaha
Whiskette > yeah lol
ShieldsofLight > /emote shits himself
Isis Dea > ?!!!!.....................?!?!?!?!!!!!!
ShieldsofLight > /emote runs away
Whiskette > /emote hands Shields a new pair of pants
Zoidberg ENB > I am sixteen as of today.
ShieldsofLight > thank you
ShieldsofLight > /emote shits himself again
ShieldsofLight > /emote needs another pair of pants
ShieldsofLight > want me to get the cattle prod and branding stick zoid?
Whiskette > i've got the barbed wire
Whiskette > who had the "mask" last?
Zoidberg ENB > Feeling rather kinky today, eh?
ShieldsofLight > I think zoid did
Zoidberg ENB > the safeword is Cup!
ShieldsofLight > /emote covers zoidberg in latex
Zoidberg ENB > poke an air hole please
ShieldsofLight > /emote pokes an air hole for zoidberg
Whiskette > Not his ear silly
ShieldsofLight > /emote takes the latex off zoids face only
ShieldsofLight > /emote puts mask on zoidberg
ShieldsofLight > now where is that whip
Whiskette > /emote points over in Zoid's room
ShieldsofLight > ahh thank you
ShieldsofLight > /emote gets the whip
ShieldsofLight > /emote whips zoidberg saying whos your daddy
Zoidberg ENB > You.
Jiks RogueClone > /emote reminds everyone Zoid is a minor :p
ShieldsofLight > /emote reels back in horror
ShieldsofLight > wait zoid is a minor?
Whiskette > hahahaha
Whiskette > yeah lol
ShieldsofLight > /emote shits himself
Isis Dea > ?!!!!.....................?!?!?!?!!!!!!
ShieldsofLight > /emote runs away
Whiskette > /emote hands Shields a new pair of pants
Zoidberg ENB > I am sixteen as of today.
ShieldsofLight > thank you
ShieldsofLight > /emote shits himself again
ShieldsofLight > /emote needs another pair of pants
<eskalin> molle wtf is a ladettes?
<Theo> a male version of the bidet
<wizzard66> lol
<wizzard66> when i went to a good hotel with my wife, she saw a bidet for the first time. before i knew it she was washing her feet into one
<wizzard66> then i explained wat it was
<wizzard66> she spend like 20 minutes on it
<abs> hahaha
<Throdax> lmao
<wizzard66> and i had to leave the room :-(
<Theo> a male version of the bidet
<wizzard66> lol
<wizzard66> when i went to a good hotel with my wife, she saw a bidet for the first time. before i knew it she was washing her feet into one
<wizzard66> then i explained wat it was
<wizzard66> she spend like 20 minutes on it
<abs> hahaha
<Throdax> lmao
<wizzard66> and i had to leave the room :-(
Valerie Valate > Starsi is now PF
John Relander > Link?
John Relander > And the most important question: Does is taste like revenge?
Valerie Valate > well, i'm basing that statement on the fact that a CCP character, Hilen Tukoss, has said they prefer Starsi to Quafe
Ulphus > I so seldom get revenge that I've forgotten what it tastes like
Axel Kurki > Ulphus obviously needs to drink more Starsi.
Ulphus > Drinking Starsi to try to see whether it tastes like revenge is a bit circular
Valerie Valate > most soft drinks say "best served chilled"
Valerie Valate > Revenge is also apparently best served cold
Axel Kurki > No, Ulphus needs to drink Starsi to remember what revenge tastes like.
Ulphus > I suspect then, that starsi tastes like bile
Saana Nupuunen > Isn't revenge supposed to be sweet?
Xi Nao > sweet and cold.
Xi Nao > revenge is ice cream!
John Relander > Link?
John Relander > And the most important question: Does is taste like revenge?
Valerie Valate > well, i'm basing that statement on the fact that a CCP character, Hilen Tukoss, has said they prefer Starsi to Quafe
Ulphus > I so seldom get revenge that I've forgotten what it tastes like
Axel Kurki > Ulphus obviously needs to drink more Starsi.
Ulphus > Drinking Starsi to try to see whether it tastes like revenge is a bit circular
Valerie Valate > most soft drinks say "best served chilled"
Valerie Valate > Revenge is also apparently best served cold
Axel Kurki > No, Ulphus needs to drink Starsi to remember what revenge tastes like.
Ulphus > I suspect then, that starsi tastes like bile
Saana Nupuunen > Isn't revenge supposed to be sweet?
Xi Nao > sweet and cold.
Xi Nao > revenge is ice cream!
Jinkei > I was thinking of a corp mining
Jinkei > Thur?
Azia Burgi > i will say a tentative yes
Jinkei > nice :)
Azia Burgi > /emote reserves the right to have a social life without prior warning
Jinkei > Thur?
Azia Burgi > i will say a tentative yes
Jinkei > nice :)
Azia Burgi > /emote reserves the right to have a social life without prior warning
Tamora > pwned
KIAGumpy > yarrr!!!
KIAGumpy > we wtfpwned that guy!
Tamora > that shuttle stood no fucking chance
KIAGumpy > lol
Tamora > OWNED
Cyleth > lol
KIAGumpy > sssshhhhh
Tamora > the mighty wrath on my gankadiction
KIAGumpy > that, errrr, machariel stood no chance!
Tamora > yea my bad i meant macharial
Cyleth > LMFAO!!!!!
KIAGumpy > yarrr!!!
KIAGumpy > we wtfpwned that guy!
Tamora > that shuttle stood no fucking chance
KIAGumpy > lol
Tamora > OWNED
Cyleth > lol
KIAGumpy > sssshhhhh
Tamora > the mighty wrath on my gankadiction
KIAGumpy > that, errrr, machariel stood no chance!
Tamora > yea my bad i meant macharial
Cyleth > LMFAO!!!!!
Asmodea Lorion > im gonna advertise the radio now, break the limit
Seras Martagne > Oooo, advertise where?
RedWyvern > /emote connectahs.
Asmodea Lorion > alliance
RedWyvern > o
Asmodea Lorion > But unfortunately we are an afk alliance so I dunno..
Asmodea Lorion > yay
RedWyvern > their loss :)
Seras Martagne > roflmao
Asmodea Lorion > /emote grooves
Seras Martagne > An AFK alliance? Ought to be easy to pwn their bases...
Asmodea Lorion > All our base are afk
Seras Martagne > Yo'd better keep the location secret. Hell, you'd better not say which alliance you're in either...
Seras Martagne > Oooo, advertise where?
RedWyvern > /emote connectahs.
Asmodea Lorion > alliance
RedWyvern > o
Asmodea Lorion > But unfortunately we are an afk alliance so I dunno..
Asmodea Lorion > yay
RedWyvern > their loss :)
Seras Martagne > roflmao
Asmodea Lorion > /emote grooves
Seras Martagne > An AFK alliance? Ought to be easy to pwn their bases...
Asmodea Lorion > All our base are afk
Seras Martagne > Yo'd better keep the location secret. Hell, you'd better not say which alliance you're in either...
Jalmur > any tuggers here?
Anya Snow > we need a tugger for a pure jaspet mining op
Marnius Cortez > true .... thats why its delayed, because of the 'need for speed initiative'
Zenith Bane > i could make a really bad joke here.....
Jalmur > you gona tugg you are alowed
Anya Snow > 15% of the income goes to the tugger
Zenith Bane > no dont youll make me say the joke
Midas Fischig > /emote gets his tumbleweed brush ready for Bane's effort at comedy...
Anya Snow > c'mon anyone? i'm the only tugger avalible?
Zenith Bane > its too immature. besides you already know exactly what im gonna say MF
Jalmur > no i am here but i am defance at the mo
Anya Snow > jal, when i start tugging, join me in it
Zenith Bane > must.... resist...
Anya Snow > i am not able to tug very much, only some 6k
Jalmur > np if you can suport defance
Jalmur > ow
Zenith Bane > LOL
Anya Snow > i cant really but i can equipt remote repairs
Jalmur > how much you got there?
Anya Snow > 12k
Jalmur > we nead a TUGG
Zenith Bane > Anya Snow > jal, when i start tugging, join me in it
Zenith Bane > thats priceless
Anya Snow > >.> zenith if your sitting on your ass in bika...
Zenith Bane > im ferrying an expensive cargo
Zenith Bane > so /.. :P
Jalmur > what you call jaspet?
MarioSimpson > .. Zenith come tug for us
Jalmur > pls
Zenith Bane > ill do it for a fiver. but for 20 quid you can have a video too
Jalmur > lol
Zenith Bane > bout time someone caught on
Jalmur > that depands
MarioSimpson > zenith
Jalmur > what kind of video?
Anya Snow > i understood but i'm more busy watching the overview
Zenith Bane > youve got no time for inuendoes and thats terrible
Jalmur > i am on that anya
Zenith Bane > this needs to go on omgrawr methinks
Zenith Bane > who agrees?
MarioSimpson > ?
MarioSimpson > wtf
Anya Snow > havent found anything funny yet
Zenith Bane > you must be too mature then
Anya Snow > i understood the joke, just wasent funny
Marnius Cortez > nahm not omgrawr stuff
Jalmur > so no tuggers
Zenith Bane > lol
Zenith Bane > please
Zenith Bane > it just needs a bit of trimming and itll be mint
Jalmur > just had to add this in :)
Anya Snow > tuggers, indys, haulers. whatever you want to call it, everyone is either busy, asleep or too immature to give a straight answer
Zenith Bane > correct 10 points
Zenith Bane > im all 3 :)
Jalmur > true anya
Zenith Bane > i think it might do well on omgrawr
Anya Snow > we need a tugger for a pure jaspet mining op
Marnius Cortez > true .... thats why its delayed, because of the 'need for speed initiative'
Zenith Bane > i could make a really bad joke here.....
Jalmur > you gona tugg you are alowed
Anya Snow > 15% of the income goes to the tugger
Zenith Bane > no dont youll make me say the joke
Midas Fischig > /emote gets his tumbleweed brush ready for Bane's effort at comedy...
Anya Snow > c'mon anyone? i'm the only tugger avalible?
Zenith Bane > its too immature. besides you already know exactly what im gonna say MF
Jalmur > no i am here but i am defance at the mo
Anya Snow > jal, when i start tugging, join me in it
Zenith Bane > must.... resist...
Anya Snow > i am not able to tug very much, only some 6k
Jalmur > np if you can suport defance
Jalmur > ow
Zenith Bane > LOL
Anya Snow > i cant really but i can equipt remote repairs
Jalmur > how much you got there?
Anya Snow > 12k
Jalmur > we nead a TUGG
Zenith Bane > Anya Snow > jal, when i start tugging, join me in it
Zenith Bane > thats priceless
Anya Snow > >.> zenith if your sitting on your ass in bika...
Zenith Bane > im ferrying an expensive cargo
Zenith Bane > so /.. :P
Jalmur > what you call jaspet?
MarioSimpson > .. Zenith come tug for us
Jalmur > pls
Zenith Bane > ill do it for a fiver. but for 20 quid you can have a video too
Jalmur > lol
Zenith Bane > bout time someone caught on
Jalmur > that depands
MarioSimpson > zenith
Jalmur > what kind of video?
Anya Snow > i understood but i'm more busy watching the overview
Zenith Bane > youve got no time for inuendoes and thats terrible
Jalmur > i am on that anya
Zenith Bane > this needs to go on omgrawr methinks
Zenith Bane > who agrees?
MarioSimpson > ?
MarioSimpson > wtf
Anya Snow > havent found anything funny yet
Zenith Bane > you must be too mature then
Anya Snow > i understood the joke, just wasent funny
Marnius Cortez > nahm not omgrawr stuff
Jalmur > so no tuggers
Zenith Bane > lol
Zenith Bane > please
Zenith Bane > it just needs a bit of trimming and itll be mint
Jalmur > just had to add this in :)
Anya Snow > tuggers, indys, haulers. whatever you want to call it, everyone is either busy, asleep or too immature to give a straight answer
Zenith Bane > correct 10 points
Zenith Bane > im all 3 :)
Jalmur > true anya
Zenith Bane > i think it might do well on omgrawr
<Itphes> MOOCIFER
<Itphes> DO HAPPY COWS COME FROM CALIFORNIA?
<moocifer> prolly not
<moocifer> earthquake fear is not condusive to bovine joy
<Itphes> DO HAPPY COWS COME FROM CALIFORNIA?
<moocifer> prolly not
<moocifer> earthquake fear is not condusive to bovine joy
Zaximus Lynch > Going to Jita is like looking at your sister's butt. You know you shouldn't, but you still do it once in a while, and most of the time you regret it.