Drakma > /emote holds up his sign : Will PvP for Dates (not with beaver)
Aiyeeta Beaver > thank god
Chronus26 > lol
Drakma > Actually....
Drakma > do you do laundry?
Zy'or Tealon > o oh...
Aiyeeta Beaver > ....shit.... I don't want to answer that... because I'm not doing your laundry...
Aiyeeta Beaver > I do laundry like a man.... *tosses all dirty clothes into a single cycle*
Drakma > perfect, that's what my clothes are used to
Aiyeeta Beaver > crap crap crap...
Drakma > everything that used to be white is now a pale pink
Griff Skyshock > suits you Drak
Drakma > Thanks honey
Aiyeeta Beaver > thank god
Chronus26 > lol
Drakma > Actually....
Drakma > do you do laundry?
Zy'or Tealon > o oh...
Aiyeeta Beaver > ....shit.... I don't want to answer that... because I'm not doing your laundry...
Aiyeeta Beaver > I do laundry like a man.... *tosses all dirty clothes into a single cycle*
Drakma > perfect, that's what my clothes are used to
Aiyeeta Beaver > crap crap crap...
Drakma > everything that used to be white is now a pale pink
Griff Skyshock > suits you Drak
Drakma > Thanks honey
Malena Panic > I suck really hard :(
Pliskkenn > Its why we love you
Pliskkenn > Its why we love you
Korinne > I got fired once for sticking my finger in the pickle slicer. She got fired too though.
illegal imegrent > hi
illegal imegrent > Can any of you Rich caldari's lend me 2million??
DarXuXzu Yujume > no
Darrin Tobruk > i don't give money to illegal immigrants...
Darrin Tobruk > :P
DarXuXzu Yujume > Thats what I was thinking
Steiner > how about I report you to the immigration center ?
illegal imegrent > i swear i brought my password...
illegal imegrent > i mean passport
Steiner > Thats what they all say
DarXuXzu Yujume > you didnt spell immigrant right
illegal imegrent > i know
DarXuXzu Yujume > so no
illegal imegrent > :(
Darrin Tobruk > i have a nice sweat shop you can work in, though
Darrin Tobruk > 1 isk a day pay
illegal imegrent > Can any of you Rich caldari's lend me 2million??
DarXuXzu Yujume > no
Darrin Tobruk > i don't give money to illegal immigrants...
Darrin Tobruk > :P
DarXuXzu Yujume > Thats what I was thinking
Steiner > how about I report you to the immigration center ?
illegal imegrent > i swear i brought my password...
illegal imegrent > i mean passport
Steiner > Thats what they all say
DarXuXzu Yujume > you didnt spell immigrant right
illegal imegrent > i know
DarXuXzu Yujume > so no
illegal imegrent > :(
Darrin Tobruk > i have a nice sweat shop you can work in, though
Darrin Tobruk > 1 isk a day pay
Drake Iddon > I think with my 100mn oneiros, i should be able to overtake people in warp
Drake Iddon > this other guy is all like "i have the fastest warping ship ingame!" and he see's me cruising past him with the smuggest grin possible, sitting on top of my ship with one of those tanning reflectors
Xyfu > No wait
Xyfu > instead you are in a harness that holds you behind the ship, so the afterburner gives you a tan, along with a pair of "deal with it" shades
Drake Iddon > this other guy is all like "i have the fastest warping ship ingame!" and he see's me cruising past him with the smuggest grin possible, sitting on top of my ship with one of those tanning reflectors
Xyfu > No wait
Xyfu > instead you are in a harness that holds you behind the ship, so the afterburner gives you a tan, along with a pair of "deal with it" shades
Mekhail Malkav > yo dawg, I heard you like to waste time, so I put a browser in your videogame, so you can procrastinate while you procrastinate.
LaVista Vista > People are always inside me
Darth Farmer > f4 eyes afk for 20 mins, missus aggro
Darth Farmer > cant tank it
Darth Farmer > cant tank it
Storm Shadw > maybe ccp will bring out an mwd named after tri
royal killer > for capital ships
royal killer > 1000mn Triwarpdrive III
Storm Shadw > 0 to 6 million in a nano second
royal killer > they orbit poses in phoenixes at 5km/s and poses dont hit em but they shoot missiles so its all good
royal killer > pretty much like a giant nanophoon, cept the nos is not invovled.
royal killer > for capital ships
royal killer > 1000mn Triwarpdrive III
Storm Shadw > 0 to 6 million in a nano second
royal killer > they orbit poses in phoenixes at 5km/s and poses dont hit em but they shoot missiles so its all good
royal killer > pretty much like a giant nanophoon, cept the nos is not invovled.
Logivan > Does anynody know where NeoCom at the left edge of my screen is?