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Burning Chrome: i've talked to the combat drones workers union and convinced all my drones to fit dampeners in exchange for extended lunch breaks and better medical.
Zverofaust > omfg did you shoot my drones
BattleStar Crusader > no
BattleStar Crusader > i caressed them
Zverofaust > so thats why they're all sticky now.. wtf perv
<Cassiusss> Im not a fag Ive only sucked one dick my entire life
EVE System > Channel changed to O-JPKH Local Channel
[Carlton Cold > Scum sucking traitors
Carlton Cold > I am going to enjoy raiding you
Carlton Cold > then I am goin to enjoy displaying your corpses along tribute when NC come crashing down
Mattias Kerensky > mmhmm
Carlton Cold > yes mm hmm bitch
Carlton Cold > keep your rent up bitch
Mattias Kerensky > Oh stfu. You're living in a fantasy world, m8. We own your puny alliance.
Mattias Kerensky > now run from me
Carlton Cold > fk u
[Mattias Kerensky > that's right, bitch
Mattias Kerensky > hahaha
EVE System > Channel changed to HB7R-F Local Channel
Carlton Cold > wat anoob you cant even catch a badger in an inty
Carlton Cold > I owned you
Mattias Kerensky > A stabber isn't an inty, m8. How long you been playing this game again?
Needsleep000 > hows it going
haldail > living the dream
Needsleep000 > lol nice
Needsleep000 > im jealous
Needsleep000 > wait which dream
Needsleep000 > is it the one where your falling
Needsleep000 > casue if so i am not longer jealous
Screaming Blade > Hey Lusinara msg me when you return
Lusinara > im here
Screaming Blade > i wanted to ask you about somthings reguarding lastnight :)
Lusinara > kk
Lusinara > I checked, the condom did not break
Lusinara > you're good
Screaming Blade > Hell yeah!
Lusinara > however... you may have oral herpes now
Screaming Blade > .... But i wont be pregnant? Im fine then.
Neros: I'd pay good money too see a smuggler that can cary players in their pods in it's cargo bay, not unlike the Navigator's Guild highliners in Dune carry fleets of ships across folds in space.
Methuselah: Not sure about that one, but I'm hoping there'll be a similar system for when they finally implement ship crews
Methuselah: So that when you crew ejects as your ship explodes, you fleet-mates can scoop up the escape pods like loot
Neros: Trying to get from place to place without being killed for the enormous bounty on your head? Pay me 10% of your curent bounty and you won't even need to rebuy your implants!

And when you run into a fleet of bounty hunters, I'll only ask for an aditional 20% to not eject your pod.
Methuselah: XD
Neros: Keeping that eject cargo button's spring maintained is expensive stuff. It just gets a little worn, and before you know it the button is being triggered by a strong breeze. You can never be too careful, especially in a situation like yours, Sancha.
Erztez1 > i remember my first time in nullsec pvp....i was running 8 exhumers when there were suddenly 45 names in local
Erztez1 > all blinking
Disposable Ensign > when ur description of ur experience
Disposable Ensign > starts with "i was in 8 exhumers"
Disposable Ensign > it's not a happy story
Erztez1 > it wasn't
Erztez1 > really wasn't
Targie McRed > Roses are Red; Violets are Blue; if you stay Docked; I cant shoot you :(
Silphe > roses are red violets are blue die in a fire
Targie McRed > and fuck you too ;)
acr0nym > 4 million ISK and my sisters tel number, for 10 shuttles
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