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Bartholomule > "It takes a special kind of stupid to forget to eat."
Quanghis Fro > even more so to forget to go to bathroom
Aylara v'Char > I'm waiting for them to make my Jag all pretty
* Marcus Gord puts a toaster hood ornament on it > better?
Aylara v'Char > need two hood ornaments, it's got two forward stabilisers
Aylara v'Char > because it's minmatar and one stabiliser isn't enough xD
* Marcus Gord hits kyber with a cattleprod and ductapes him to the other stabiliser
Kybernetes Moros > oh, you ~whore~, you did not just do that
Marcus Gord > i did
* Aylara v'Char strokes her prettier Jaguar
Louella Dougans > gallente = anime motorcycle gangs, caldari = urban motorcycle gangs, minmatar = choppercycle gangs, Amarr = disapproving parents of motorcycle hooligans.
Jheroloy Ayryon > /emote growls at Fist...
Fistsandwich > ooooo, stop it, ur turning me on
Jheroloy Ayryon > IF that's what you want carved on your tombstone...
Fistsandwich > Hahahahahha
kim33 > lol
Fistsandwich > That's not a bad idea
Jheroloy Ayryon > lol
Jheroloy Ayryon > ...
Jheroloy Ayryon > Would look awesome
Fistsandwich > That would be hilarious, just that on ym toumbstone
Nighthowl > it's already on several ...
Brutus Salazaar > I want "Here lies Brutus Salazaar... and he's bloody annoyed"
Jheroloy Ayryon > I want "Move along... or if you dig me up give me something to drink."
Brutus Salazaar > lol
Nighthowl > ... corrects Brutus ... should be annoying :)
JaakJaak > hi
Mithrandir TFC > hiya JJ
Mithrandir TFC > hows life
JaakJaak > ok i fond a 12 year old
JaakJaak > to play with
Mithrandir TFC > lmao
Mithrandir TFC > is your name gary glitter ?
CCP TomB > only down 33% ????
CCP TomB > who are the lazies??
CCP TomB > guys, here's a tip
CCP TomB > do it well instead of sucking
Fungus Amongus > eh, who needs ammo anyway
AKA KillSwitch > LOL shooooting blanks wil get you nowhare
Fungus Amongus > thats what she said
Kajacoai > and in court nicks statement will be " The child was so confused he didn't know which way to run so I hit him"
Incinate > u guys read this
Incinate > I strongly support the Minmatar Gay Rights League in their endeavor to attack SA through their backdoor.

I would advise to work out a backdoor access schedule with BoB, as we anticipate
quite a lot of travel through Stain's backdoor in the near f...
Incinate > future. We will be going in, and out, in and out, for some time. We must coordinate to make sure the backdoor does not become plugged
Bor'rak > OH DEAR :)
smallgreenblur > omg
smallgreenblur > you're killing me
Fatwatai > [item link]Exotic Dancers
Clovis Merovee > bewbies!
Clovis Merovee > ^^
Fatwatai > It says the mass is 50kg. That's like.... one person.
Clovis Merovee > Yep - about 110 - 115 pounds, so the girl is all grown up and properly padded.
Fatwatai > Alternately, it's two children. :
Clovis Merovee > ew
Fatwatai > Or stripper midgets.
Clovis Merovee > If proportionate ... rawr
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