McBarnacle > http://www.clyde-space.com/cubesat_shop
McBarnacle > want to build your own space satellite? ;)
Anna Book > Do they have giant death lasers?
McBarnacle > don't think so but I could e-mail them and ask if you want
Anna Book > If they are not prepared to sell it over the counter then they won't get my money...
McBarnacle > imagine being able to buy a death star online
McBarnacle > "can I help you sir?"
McBarnacle > "yes, I'd like a death ray, 2 large battery packs, a deployment platform and a coffee machine please
Anna Book > "certainly sir, would that be the regular sized death star or our new dyson sphere sized one? The dyson sized comes with a five-year warranty."
McBarnacle > lol
McBarnacle > "does that include insurance if it fails to blow up Yavin IV?"
Anna Book > "We will fully reimburse you for any planets it fails to blow up, but the warranty does not include damages caused by improper exhaust port protection."
McBarnacle > want to build your own space satellite? ;)
Anna Book > Do they have giant death lasers?
McBarnacle > don't think so but I could e-mail them and ask if you want
Anna Book > If they are not prepared to sell it over the counter then they won't get my money...
McBarnacle > imagine being able to buy a death star online
McBarnacle > "can I help you sir?"
McBarnacle > "yes, I'd like a death ray, 2 large battery packs, a deployment platform and a coffee machine please
Anna Book > "certainly sir, would that be the regular sized death star or our new dyson sphere sized one? The dyson sized comes with a five-year warranty."
McBarnacle > lol
McBarnacle > "does that include insurance if it fails to blow up Yavin IV?"
Anna Book > "We will fully reimburse you for any planets it fails to blow up, but the warranty does not include damages caused by improper exhaust port protection."
Wuhu > ahhh...i have mins, i'm ready to get the BS, and he's afk...lol
Ruik > lol
Raiv > u know 1 of use could have built it for u here in eletta
Wuhu > yeah, thanks for that
Wuhu > that helps alot
Ruik > I was kinda wonderin why you were going all the way to Naeel
Raiv > I offered a long time ago and so did shasi
* Wuhu files that under "Things to Know Sooner"
Ruik > lol
Wuhu > no, you and shasi offered to build a mega
Raiv > Ok adn if u changed your mind that still wouldnt stand how?
Wuhu > cuz i'm getting an armie
Raiv > ok and we couldnt build that why?
Wuhu > didn't know you could
Raiv > nothen special bout building an armigedon just need the mins like the rest of the battle ships :)
Badd Azz > you ought to see us at work
Ruik > lol
Raiv > and the bpc
Wuhu > i remember telling you at breakfast that i had to haul all the mins to naeel. you never said "hey, leave them in eletta, i'll build it"
Wuhu > cuz i would have remembered that
Wuhu > cuz i would have said "hey, that would save me 10000000 jumps"
Raiv > dude I have been offereing to build it for u since like when u started wanting a bs like what 5 months ago, didnt think I'd have to remind u like every day lol
Wuhu > well you do!!
Wuhu > aparently
Wuhu > may i present a typical convo between me, badd and raiv on any given day
Raiv > rofl
Raiv > we wuv u wuhu :)
Raiv > just like my little brother lol
Ruik > :)
Wuhu > yeah, i got your little brother right here
Ruik > lol
Raiv > u know 1 of use could have built it for u here in eletta
Wuhu > yeah, thanks for that
Wuhu > that helps alot
Ruik > I was kinda wonderin why you were going all the way to Naeel
Raiv > I offered a long time ago and so did shasi
* Wuhu files that under "Things to Know Sooner"
Ruik > lol
Wuhu > no, you and shasi offered to build a mega
Raiv > Ok adn if u changed your mind that still wouldnt stand how?
Wuhu > cuz i'm getting an armie
Raiv > ok and we couldnt build that why?
Wuhu > didn't know you could
Raiv > nothen special bout building an armigedon just need the mins like the rest of the battle ships :)
Badd Azz > you ought to see us at work
Ruik > lol
Raiv > and the bpc
Wuhu > i remember telling you at breakfast that i had to haul all the mins to naeel. you never said "hey, leave them in eletta, i'll build it"
Wuhu > cuz i would have remembered that
Wuhu > cuz i would have said "hey, that would save me 10000000 jumps"
Raiv > dude I have been offereing to build it for u since like when u started wanting a bs like what 5 months ago, didnt think I'd have to remind u like every day lol
Wuhu > well you do!!
Wuhu > aparently
Wuhu > may i present a typical convo between me, badd and raiv on any given day
Raiv > rofl
Raiv > we wuv u wuhu :)
Raiv > just like my little brother lol
Ruik > :)
Wuhu > yeah, i got your little brother right here
Kesper North: Fuck Asimov and the horse he rode in on.
Kesper North: Fuck him, John Snow.
Kesper North: And his three laws of robotics are hilarious.
Kesper North: WTB three laws of drone rules of engagement, amirite.
Kesper North: Fuck him, John Snow.
Kesper North: And his three laws of robotics are hilarious.
Kesper North: WTB three laws of drone rules of engagement, amirite.
Gavjack Bunk > Is it sad you name your ship after Guild Wars spells, or sadder that I know that?
Eran Laude > there are mutherfucking drakes on this mutherfucking cane!
* Shadowbrood needs a shrink... i just opened a website with red bars on it and thought there were hostiles near me
Khellias > /emote looks mildly annoyed.
Fatwatai > ?
Khellias > They're going to be wanting me to work on the winter solstice. Bah!
Fatwatai > Tell them that you have to take the day of for religious puposes. Mention sacrificing children.
Khellias > I think my coworkers would have little trouble believing that of me.
Fatwatai > ?
Khellias > They're going to be wanting me to work on the winter solstice. Bah!
Fatwatai > Tell them that you have to take the day of for religious puposes. Mention sacrificing children.
Khellias > I think my coworkers would have little trouble believing that of me.
[on the Ushra'Khan]
Seto Mazzarotto > RP-wise they're supposed to be sworn protectors of justice at all costs, yadda yadda yadda
The Cosmopolite > that is the self-image of their characters
The Cosmopolite > you can turn that RP around and say they are elitist, tribalists who are obsessed with honour and tradition to the point of harming the cause they espouse
The Cosmopolite > as seen in the constant: 'I salute Admiral SlaveGnasher, your courage and honour on the field of battle is matched only by our desire to free our peons from slavery and return them to their traditional serf lands... wait...'
Seto Mazzarotto > RP-wise they're supposed to be sworn protectors of justice at all costs, yadda yadda yadda
The Cosmopolite > that is the self-image of their characters
The Cosmopolite > you can turn that RP around and say they are elitist, tribalists who are obsessed with honour and tradition to the point of harming the cause they espouse
The Cosmopolite > as seen in the constant: 'I salute Admiral SlaveGnasher, your courage and honour on the field of battle is matched only by our desire to free our peons from slavery and return them to their traditional serf lands... wait...'
Huo Dao > So whats happening - aside from bouts of insanity
Taejan Terminei > You tried to give me your disconection issues
Taejan Terminei > git
The Stampede > some instances of cruelty, points of disgust, and a few lessons in futility
Huo Dao > The usual then
Huo Dao > :)
Taejan Terminei > And Stampy over there is trying to nick peoples profits for minimal effort
Koyomi Higarasu > OMG
Koyomi Higarasu > OMG
Koyomi Higarasu > ......
Koyomi Higarasu > OMFG
The Stampede > yes koy?
Taejan Terminei > You only need to call for me once
Koyomi Higarasu > ...... i cannot get this iteron out....
Taejan Terminei > whats up?
Koyomi Higarasu > of...
Koyomi Higarasu > my.....
Koyomi Higarasu > ...
The Stampede > out of your?
The Stampede > eye?
The Stampede > nose?
Huo Dao > Ear?
Taejan Terminei > pizza?
Hetzzer Coresh > heya
Huo Dao > Goldfish?
The Stampede > perpendicular ostrich?
Taejan Terminei > You tried to give me your disconection issues
Taejan Terminei > git
The Stampede > some instances of cruelty, points of disgust, and a few lessons in futility
Huo Dao > The usual then
Huo Dao > :)
Taejan Terminei > And Stampy over there is trying to nick peoples profits for minimal effort
Koyomi Higarasu > OMG
Koyomi Higarasu > OMG
Koyomi Higarasu > ......
Koyomi Higarasu > OMFG
The Stampede > yes koy?
Taejan Terminei > You only need to call for me once
Koyomi Higarasu > ...... i cannot get this iteron out....
Taejan Terminei > whats up?
Koyomi Higarasu > of...
Koyomi Higarasu > my.....
Koyomi Higarasu > ...
The Stampede > out of your?
The Stampede > eye?
The Stampede > nose?
Huo Dao > Ear?
Taejan Terminei > pizza?
Hetzzer Coresh > heya
Huo Dao > Goldfish?
The Stampede > perpendicular ostrich?
Verone > So, this post I was gonna write... on a scale of 1 to Epic... it was going to be like, Raptor Jesus riding side saddle with Chuck Norris across a desert of ice and fire on the back of a fucking Lazersaurus Rex.