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The Enslaver > OMG I WANT BABIES
Arimas Talasko > Babies are nasty man
Arimas Talasko > They pulsate in your arms as you hold them
Arimas Talasko > it's freakin sick
Hyey > LOL
Hyey > thats called breathing
Arimas Talasko > oh
Arimas Talasko > Hahah
EVE System > Channel changed to Gulfonodi Local Channel
Skasgard > i got real problems
Skasgard > i have problems talking to myself
Skasgard > specially in the mirror
Adamar Scito > adjust the mic
Vordak Kallager > Skasgard, i can help you with that.
Vordak Kallager > I have just the thing in fact
Vordak Kallager > 41F Veiled Targeting Unit Cures all ills!
Skasgard > dayum
McMammoth > he's right. it's Science.
Vordak Kallager > hahahahhaha
Adamar Scito > sold it?
Skasgard > does it come in liquid or powder?
McMammoth > Science comes in all forms
Vordak Kallager > solid
Skasgard > just don't tell me it comes as a suppository pleas
EVE System > Channel changed to Baviasi Local Channel
Gabriel Harkonnen > holy fuck
Horatio Starkiller > there's nothing holy about us...
Virtuozzo > a nipple with 10 million skillpoints ???
cordy > lol
Salgurdar > actually that's a good point. I'd pay a lot
more for a used nipple.
Nicholas Celeres > Damn, thats a highly skilled nipple
Virtuozzo > that nipple must be really good ...
Salgurdar > Doesn't even matter where it's been
really. You can just wash them off and they're fine.
Traiben Mightius > I'm a very classy guy
Garrack > hah
Garrack > why are you a classy guy?
Traiben Mightius > Well I found out today that the instrument that ob-gyns use to give internal ultrasounds is called a "wand"
Traiben Mightius > Which of course led me to make the obvious Harry Potter joke
Traiben Mightius > I think yelling "Vaginus Openus!!!" a bunch of times is pretty damn classy. :)
* ifni sighs
<ifni> why am i watching speed?
<DigitalCommunist> because if you stop you'll explode?
Epsilon 1 > if i'd meet those ebayers in real life, i would fuck their brains out
Princess Beefcurtains > you think they are teh sex?
Epsilon 1 > no i fuck anything that moves
Epsilon 1 > and things i don't like
Epsilon 1 > in the ear/nose4tw
Princess Beefcurtains > oic
Princess Beefcurtains > you are... woof woof?
Epsilon 1 > noi
Princess Beefcurtains > meow meow?
Princess Beefcurtains > rawr?
Epsilon 1 > i'm - fuckyourbrainsoutandshagyourcorpse
Princess Beefcurtains > oic, your a lawyer
Lady Hazel > doctor=leet?
Doctor Awesome > thorn
Lady Hazel > whats wrong with your face
Doctor Awesome > he's a Khanid
Lady Hazel > your face is messsed up
Doctor Awesome > Khanid
Lady Hazel > face
Doctor Awesome > his face is messed up because he's a Khanid
Lady Hazel > but...
Lady Hazel > his face
Doctor Awesome > he's an angry goddamn asian
Lady Hazel > oh
Steamrunner > It's christmas day and I'm playing eve. worse than that I'm in Jita. I WANT MY LIFE BACK!!!
[15:05:03] Biggus Tankus > well lol this lvl5 looks easy
...
[15:14:52] Biggus Tankus > anyone fancy helping me in sakulda?
[15:15:45] Biggus Tankus > wrath of angels, its a bit harder than it looked....
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