Varahk > <-- Feels like a dick
Schnizzel Berdinkus > I just see a high sec status with a bounty and think running scared.
Ubu > what bounty?
Schnizzel Berdinkus > 1,600,000 isk. Not enough to waste ammo on, really.
Ubu > you think 1.6 million is a bounty? You're out of touch.
Biggus Tankus > It's money on your head so ergo it's a bounty
Biggus Tankus > could be 1isk but the principle is the same
Ubu > It's someone telling me they like me
Schnizzel Berdinkus > Even if it only enough to say you weren't worth it.
Ubu > anything under a couple hundred mill is a joke
Schnizzel Berdinkus > Which means you're a joke?
Ubu > a joke between friends, but that's cool.
Schnizzel Berdinkus > A real friend would have put a bil on your head.
Ubu > yawn
Schnizzel Berdinkus > And ejaculated.
Ubu > what bounty?
Schnizzel Berdinkus > 1,600,000 isk. Not enough to waste ammo on, really.
Ubu > you think 1.6 million is a bounty? You're out of touch.
Biggus Tankus > It's money on your head so ergo it's a bounty
Biggus Tankus > could be 1isk but the principle is the same
Ubu > It's someone telling me they like me
Schnizzel Berdinkus > Even if it only enough to say you weren't worth it.
Ubu > anything under a couple hundred mill is a joke
Schnizzel Berdinkus > Which means you're a joke?
Ubu > a joke between friends, but that's cool.
Schnizzel Berdinkus > A real friend would have put a bil on your head.
Ubu > yawn
Schnizzel Berdinkus > And ejaculated.
Paladin Elanvitale > /emote will be back in a while. I have to go spend some ridiculous money for something almost as ridiculous
Learu Kincaid > a bottle of pop?
MMOSquirrl > a new bike?
egal069 > a vibrator for your pet turtle?
Zoltar Torzoid > alright. as a whole we seem to be ratting, chasing targets, or buying vibrator's for pet turtles.
Talis'har > ninja pet turtles?
Learu Kincaid > a bottle of pop?
MMOSquirrl > a new bike?
egal069 > a vibrator for your pet turtle?
Zoltar Torzoid > alright. as a whole we seem to be ratting, chasing targets, or buying vibrator's for pet turtles.
Talis'har > ninja pet turtles?
Tr4xx > You on TS?
Tr4xx > Ooh new Raven
Tr4XX > The ship could not be insured because of the following reason: The ship is currently insured by Chi Prime. Please wait for the contract to void, or repackage the ship.
Chi Prime > I'm in MLM channel
Chi Prime > yeh, repackage it
Chi Prime > or let it be as it is until you are safely in h-w
Tr4XX > oh god
Tr4XX > wrong button..
Shayla Sh'inlux > Tr4xx's on a roll
Tr4XX > im such ass i cant believe it
Tr4XX > i reprocsessed it
Tr4xx > Ooh new Raven
Tr4XX > The ship could not be insured because of the following reason: The ship is currently insured by Chi Prime. Please wait for the contract to void, or repackage the ship.
Chi Prime > I'm in MLM channel
Chi Prime > yeh, repackage it
Chi Prime > or let it be as it is until you are safely in h-w
Tr4XX > oh god
Tr4XX > wrong button..
Shayla Sh'inlux > Tr4xx's on a roll
Tr4XX > im such ass i cant believe it
Tr4XX > i reprocsessed it
Maverick Nok'Zah > Jita ist das Aldi von EVE
Ravien Kariak > damnit i can only change minor details.. well i added a better hairdo and tattoo.. he looks less likely to be found in the gay district of manchester now
Korinne > theres only one gay district in manchester?
Ravien Kariak > its a pretty big district
Paul Brosnan > the gays are of average size though
Korinne > theres only one gay district in manchester?
Ravien Kariak > its a pretty big district
Paul Brosnan > the gays are of average size though
Darque Steel > doesn't make sense to jump 20 gates, when I can just log in an alt. :)
Obsidian Hawk > there is also game channels for price checking
Darque Steel > the ships channel?
Obsidian Hawk > no its a user made channel
Obsidian Hawk > i think its called prick check
Obsidian Hawk > wtf
Obsidian Hawk > *prick check
Obsidian Hawk > flm
Obsidian Hawk > FML
Obsidian Hawk > *price check
Volboris > lol
Obsidian Hawk > fuck me.......
Obsidian Hawk > seriously
Volboris > now it all comes out
Darque Steel > fuck you? lemme do a prick check first.....
Obsidian Hawk > there is also game channels for price checking
Darque Steel > the ships channel?
Obsidian Hawk > no its a user made channel
Obsidian Hawk > i think its called prick check
Obsidian Hawk > wtf
Obsidian Hawk > *prick check
Obsidian Hawk > flm
Obsidian Hawk > FML
Obsidian Hawk > *price check
Volboris > lol
Obsidian Hawk > fuck me.......
Obsidian Hawk > seriously
Volboris > now it all comes out
Darque Steel > fuck you? lemme do a prick check first.....
<CASSistheMAX> my wife is like a sexual camel
<wizzard66> she drinks alot?
<Eskalin> spitting and smelly?
<wizzard66> everyone rides her?
<wizzard66> she drinks alot?
<Eskalin> spitting and smelly?
<wizzard66> everyone rides her?
RUBAlX > who would want hairy balls in their mouth?
Theo Samaritan > kantress
Theo Samaritan > it's a furry
Kantress > I bet gods have really hairy balls.
Kantress > Bet, rather.
Sar Hadariel > u know shes dedicated when she has dingleberries in her teeth
Jihadamon > true dat
Kantress > Ewwwww.
Sar Hadariel > i made kantress Ewwwwwww, ftw
Theo Samaritan > Kantress
Theo Samaritan > when are you going to join a corp
Kantress > It's not that hard to gross me out.
Theo Samaritan > or the millitary
Kantress > Never.
Kantress > You will never get rid of me./
Little Nightmare > Kant should enlist
Little Nightmare > IRL
Theo Samaritan > or get drafted
Kantress > We don't draft in the USA.
Kantress > And my flaming bisexuality would kinda get me kicked out, anyway.
Theo Samaritan > but I can see him running to the enemy in a fursuit, pulling the pin on a grenade and yelling YIFF IN HELL, NORMALFAG
Theo Samaritan > kantress
Theo Samaritan > it's a furry
Kantress > I bet gods have really hairy balls.
Kantress > Bet, rather.
Sar Hadariel > u know shes dedicated when she has dingleberries in her teeth
Jihadamon > true dat
Kantress > Ewwwww.
Sar Hadariel > i made kantress Ewwwwwww, ftw
Theo Samaritan > Kantress
Theo Samaritan > when are you going to join a corp
Kantress > It's not that hard to gross me out.
Theo Samaritan > or the millitary
Kantress > Never.
Kantress > You will never get rid of me./
Little Nightmare > Kant should enlist
Little Nightmare > IRL
Theo Samaritan > or get drafted
Kantress > We don't draft in the USA.
Kantress > And my flaming bisexuality would kinda get me kicked out, anyway.
Theo Samaritan > but I can see him running to the enemy in a fursuit, pulling the pin on a grenade and yelling YIFF IN HELL, NORMALFAG
TheDuke2k > hi
Sorofles > Hey!
Sorofles > *just removed a penis from the front page of EveFiles by uploading 7 screenshots of X3 to cover it up* xD
TheDuke2k > indeed
Sorofles > I'm not kidding
TheDuke2k > i know...
Sorofles > xD
Sorofles > How do you know? ;p
TheDuke2k > you dont joke around
Sorofles > Its a bit weird
Sorofles > I was talking to a friend on MSN
Sorofles > got me talking to a friend of hers
Sorofles > he was talking to me on skype
Sorofles > then webcammed me and started masturbating
Sorofles > I was like o.0 Hi!
TheDuke2k > lol
TheDuke2k > wtf moment
Sorofles > So I start telling Drakos some random guy is masturbating on my screen over skype
Drakos Khan > and the rest we can see on the screenshot...
Sorofles > he didn't believe me
Drakos Khan > :P
Sorofles > So I took a screenshot to prove it
Sorofles > and removed all the names and shit
Sorofles > uploaded it to evefiles
Sorofles > then FUCK
Drakos Khan > i didn't think he'd actually upload it to evefiels...
Sorofles > it shows the most recent image uploads on the front page
Drakos Khan > thats why :D
Sorofles > so I'm like SHIT there's a big cock on the front page of Eve Files
Sorofles > even worse
Sorofles > it showed like...well my name and the guys name and Drakos' MSN address and stuff
Sorofles > so I hurriedly brush it out with a rubber and reupload it!
TheDuke2k > fuck moment
Sorofles > now there's TWO cock images
TheDuke2k > lmfao
Sorofles > one with loads of details, and one with all the important details brushed out so you know just where they all are
Sorofles > panic is now setting in
Sorofles > I try to upload 2 images of a foot to cover it up
Sorofles > but the foots don't show up for some reason
Sorofles > so I take a screenshot of X3 and upload it 8 times
Sorofles > and the cocks are gone!
Sorofles > PHEW
TheDuke2k > http://eve-files.com/media/1001/ btw
TheDuke2k > lists all the uploads for this month
Sorofles > Oh...CUNT
Sorofles > Hey!
Sorofles > *just removed a penis from the front page of EveFiles by uploading 7 screenshots of X3 to cover it up* xD
TheDuke2k > indeed
Sorofles > I'm not kidding
TheDuke2k > i know...
Sorofles > xD
Sorofles > How do you know? ;p
TheDuke2k > you dont joke around
Sorofles > Its a bit weird
Sorofles > I was talking to a friend on MSN
Sorofles > got me talking to a friend of hers
Sorofles > he was talking to me on skype
Sorofles > then webcammed me and started masturbating
Sorofles > I was like o.0 Hi!
TheDuke2k > lol
TheDuke2k > wtf moment
Sorofles > So I start telling Drakos some random guy is masturbating on my screen over skype
Drakos Khan > and the rest we can see on the screenshot...
Sorofles > he didn't believe me
Drakos Khan > :P
Sorofles > So I took a screenshot to prove it
Sorofles > and removed all the names and shit
Sorofles > uploaded it to evefiles
Sorofles > then FUCK
Drakos Khan > i didn't think he'd actually upload it to evefiels...
Sorofles > it shows the most recent image uploads on the front page
Drakos Khan > thats why :D
Sorofles > so I'm like SHIT there's a big cock on the front page of Eve Files
Sorofles > even worse
Sorofles > it showed like...well my name and the guys name and Drakos' MSN address and stuff
Sorofles > so I hurriedly brush it out with a rubber and reupload it!
TheDuke2k > fuck moment
Sorofles > now there's TWO cock images
TheDuke2k > lmfao
Sorofles > one with loads of details, and one with all the important details brushed out so you know just where they all are
Sorofles > panic is now setting in
Sorofles > I try to upload 2 images of a foot to cover it up
Sorofles > but the foots don't show up for some reason
Sorofles > so I take a screenshot of X3 and upload it 8 times
Sorofles > and the cocks are gone!
Sorofles > PHEW
TheDuke2k > http://eve-files.com/media/1001/ btw
TheDuke2k > lists all the uploads for this month
Sorofles > Oh...CUNT