<HellGremlin> Hmm
<HellGremlin> Fascinating new spam emails I'm getting lately
<HellGremlin> Apparently, they're selling pills that increase the volume of your ejaculate by 500%
<HellGremlin> Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind want that
<BaronVonVirtu> lol
<Talthrus> lol
<HellGremlin> It's messy enough as it is
<volume> :|
<BaronVonVirtu> I got the ebay scam ones
<HellGremlin> OH GOOD
<HellGremlin> MY BALLS JUST THREW UP A GALLON OF PEARL JAM
<HellGremlin> HEY HONEY GET A BUNCH OF TOWELS
<HellGremlin> WE CAN'T SLEEP IN OUR BED FOR A FEW DAYS UNTIL MY SPERM FLOOD DRIES
<Talthrus> the mental image >_<
<Talthrus> it won't turn off!!!!
<HellGremlin> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DOG DROWNED
<Levin> :|
<HellGremlin> Fascinating new spam emails I'm getting lately
<HellGremlin> Apparently, they're selling pills that increase the volume of your ejaculate by 500%
<HellGremlin> Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind want that
<BaronVonVirtu> lol
<Talthrus> lol
<HellGremlin> It's messy enough as it is
<volume> :|
<BaronVonVirtu> I got the ebay scam ones
<HellGremlin> OH GOOD
<HellGremlin> MY BALLS JUST THREW UP A GALLON OF PEARL JAM
<HellGremlin> HEY HONEY GET A BUNCH OF TOWELS
<HellGremlin> WE CAN'T SLEEP IN OUR BED FOR A FEW DAYS UNTIL MY SPERM FLOOD DRIES
<Talthrus> the mental image >_<
<Talthrus> it won't turn off!!!!
<HellGremlin> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DOG DROWNED
<Levin> :|
T'Laar Bok> its a little known fact but if you don't believe in the downtime gods you can keep playing
Azur * thinks that is called the test server :)
Azur * thinks that is called the test server :)
<ifni> i used to havbe the autoopen option enabled
<ifni> so like id be surfing and a window would randomly popup of gay sex
<ifni> with my mother int eh room
<ArachV0id> ahaha
<HellGremlin> Hahahaha.
<ifni> and id belike "gdi HellGremlin"
<ArachV0id> genius.
<ifni> so like id be surfing and a window would randomly popup of gay sex
<ifni> with my mother int eh room
<ArachV0id> ahaha
<HellGremlin> Hahahaha.
<ifni> and id belike "gdi HellGremlin"
<ArachV0id> genius.
SpiritOne > they wanted an FC, i see n opertunity to complety destroy an alliances capital fleet with 90% of there pilots having no hope of affordign another... :D
Rathroc > uhhh why are you mining veldspar lipot?
JamesHowlett > ...
Lipot > everything else is to far from my can...
JamesHowlett > ...
Lipot > everything else is to far from my can...
Ja'li > meh ill add it to the hugde set of fuck ups ive done this week
Ja'li > ic and ooc :(
Ja'li > think its a case of not pvping til i can think stight again tbh too much happening irl and im making mistakes
Ja'li > i realy realy do not wanna go back to where i was 2year ago but im heading there :(
Verone > SORT YOUR SPELLING OUT
Ja'li > ic and ooc :(
Ja'li > think its a case of not pvping til i can think stight again tbh too much happening irl and im making mistakes
Ja'li > i realy realy do not wanna go back to where i was 2year ago but im heading there :(
Verone > SORT YOUR SPELLING OUT
Furyform > lance - i have a large load of lowsec pirates on hand willing to help defend gj0
Shadow XII > Yeah I bet you have a large load on hand.
Shadow XII > On your right hand.
Wolfdevil > OK GUYS THE TOPIC IS BAD CAUSE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT WHAKING AND LARGE LOADS
Shadow XII > Yeah I bet you have a large load on hand.
Shadow XII > On your right hand.
Wolfdevil > OK GUYS THE TOPIC IS BAD CAUSE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT WHAKING AND LARGE LOADS
Noland Void > Oh, alright. How can I not trust someone with a rhyming slogan...
<Elsebeth> over my dead body
<Jaredh> Else, which one?
<Jaredh> Else, which one?
Elo Knight > I hope you die, i might just let you die, but i probably won't because i'm kind hearted