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<Ishina_Fel> I'll never be content with anything below 22" again!
<enn> well, that would be strange
<enn> talking about blasters instead of jew/black/[insertethnicgroup]/genocide/hitler/conspiracies
Millis > you´re gang warping?
Fi T'Zeh > no millis, i'm using mind control
completefailure: wife aggro = worst aggro :(
neotin_nahrain: depends how naked she is ...
kilgarth [p0lr]: ^^^^
kilgarth [p0lr]: that
kilgarth [p0lr]: very much so
Tristan Acoma[prax]: it's definitely a large modifier
Cadela Fria > Drunk female pirates ftw! ^_^
Mutten Chops > lol
Gallant Nose > lolol
Zudari > ill drink to that
Cadela Fria > you're not old enough to drink
Tareen Kashaar > he's irish
Cadela Fria > oh
Vikarion > Give me your EvE stuff and you'll get laid?
Vikarion > Doesn't that imply something?
Vikarion > Actually, I wonder if that violates the Eula?
Vincent Pryce > it's not real MONEY trading per se
Vikarion > Exactly.
Vincent Pryce > gotta file a petition to CCP "I gave all my stuff this dude and he promised I would get laid... Sex was subpar, is this petionable?"
Tolin Dorden > if they really wanted to do something out of it they should at least change the voice of comp. according to what ship race you're flyin.
Tolin Dorden > amarr some kind of religious choir thingy
Tolin Dorden > Caldari some sort of corporate yelling
Tolin Dorden > minmatar should be screaming for more duct tape
Tolin Dorden > and gallente should scream out loud: I SURRENDER!
MsBio II > What does a g-spot, a birthday, and a toilet bowl all have in common?
Wiawyr Hunta > that was how you were conceived?
MsBio II > Men usually miss all 3
Kazzzi > I like to roleplay in alliance chat, especially when the alliance doesn't realize I'm roleplaying
Joskken Inx > "The fictional background story is unimportant, drawing on the best traditions of clichéd science fiction. There are five stereotyped races, Night Elves, Caldary, Gallente, Amarr and another unimportant race."
Joskken Inx > "There is also a non-player race, The Jove, which is there to ensure that there is at least one thread a week is created on the official Eve Online forums asking when the Jove will be playable."
Joskken Inx > :The accumulation and development of skills in EVE Online is one of the things that sets it apart from other MMORPGs. It is also one of the most irritating things in existence. Instead of earning experience, EVE players purchase and upload the skills"
Joskken Inx > "While this sounds neat, like when Trinity learned to fly a helicopter in the Matrix, it is more like watching old people fuck. "
Blackwin > ROFL
Milon Pendragon > lmao
Batosi Valharu > Hmmm Makes me want to break out the Nanny Cam
Joskken Inx > "Instead of "avatars" as commonly found in other MMORPG's, players in EVE are represented in game by the ships they fly. They can range from small, easily destroyed Frigates and larger, easily destroyed Cruisers, to massive,easily destroyed Battleships"
Joskken Inx > "well okay, if you are: 1) married and hate your wife. 2) over 40 and still a virgin 3) don't have a life (TM). 4) a priest 5) russian<br><br>you might enjoy 0.0 warfare"
Batosi Valharu > Or like to cybersex men who pretend to be women
Joskken Inx > thats for lowsec not 0.0
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