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Alex Logan > vc just reached a new eve low
Alex Logan > I had a ferox scrambled in a belt
Alex Logan > stab monkey warped off
Alex Logan > then offered me a 1v1
Alex Logan > but
Alex Logan > in dark age of camelot
Alex Logan > 0.o

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Arklan1 > *blink* ok, the chornicles have had an effect on me. i just found myself thinking "i could finish the mission without killing these ships... but, eh fuck it." and then had a pang of guilt.
Arklan1 > you know, for being a callous "immortal capsuleer"
DJ Daddy > life is harsh, man
Ammzi > so harsh :(
Dr p00m > lol.... serpentis' orphanage must be HUGE
Jayson Rock > nah, I bet every ship has day care

#12237 + ( 9 ) -inappropriate?

<Entity> 7yr old niece gave me her old Ken doll. I THINK SHE KNOWS

#11708 + ( -5 ) -inappropriate?

c'happa'ii > if it was a supossitory for funny shit it'll be going in the wrong direction

#2912 + ( 0 ) -inappropriate?

Lomong > Btw, a little advisory for the newer pilots in local: There's a couple of pirates in frigs running around, so be careful
Whoopsie Doodleson > I didn't know you could run in a frig
Whoopsie Doodleson > Are there little legs somewhere?
Whoopsie Doodleson > Oh, I see what you mean now, never mind.
Whoopsie Doodleson > You mean we're running around *inside* our frigs. Gotcha.
Whoopsie Doodleson > ok. thanx.
Whoopsie Doodleson > BY BY

#3473 + ( 113 ) -inappropriate?

Evearr > gf
Evearr > awesome tank
Skotmyarrrk > indeed
johnnysocko > i try
johnnysocko > actualyl it was one of your reppers
Evearr > ?
Skotmyarrrk > wait thats not a nosferatu
Skotmyarrrk > its remote armor repairer :P
Evearr > omg
Evearr > nub
Evearr > ):

#11799 + ( 5 ) -inappropriate?

Shoto Vai > badger
Shoto Vai > heh - wrong chat :)
Destoya > badger badger badger badger badger
Onyxalia La'fiette > MUSHROOM!
Somerset Mahm > snaaaake
Valeronx > LOL
Cheese Nippels > Badger badger badger
Cheese Nippels > badger mk 2
Onyxalia La'fiette > O_o way to ruin the song cheese >:l

#11570 + ( -1 ) -inappropriate?

Ronin 8797 > ahh, I got a new bag I'd like to try
Ronin 8797 > It matches well with these shoes
Ronin 8797 > [LINKS SHIP FIT]
Ronin 8797 > things I ahould change?
jih chop > heels -
jih chop > can never be too high
Ronin 8797 > but are they too formal for low sec
Ronin 8797 > how about the plain ol' hooker boots instead?
jih chop > nope, the inherent sluttiness of extremely high heels distracts the lowlife neut scum that comes through.

#3124 + ( 48 ) -inappropriate?

Ceti > spent two weeks in my industrial ship fucked out of my mind on mindflood. i thought i was a planet at one stage. when i came out of it i realised i had been orbiting a sentry gun for nearly two weeks

#11902 + ( -4 ) -inappropriate?

Arvald > i dont mind it if you kilt check me
Arvald > but for fucks sake make sure your hands are warm
Arvald > balls no like ice cold hands

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