stonewall ironwill > Shields are like clothes: the first thing to come off. Armor is like a penis: works better when hardened. Structure is like a vagina: once you're in it, you're fucked.
Ruzho > I trained Socializing to IV, which let me get Carousing which I trained up to III, which let me get Dirty Dancing which I trained up to II.
Krysee > Okay.
Ruzho > And I still can't do a pirouette.
Krysee > Well, duh. That's because you first need Ballet III.
Ruzho > And what are the prerequisites for that?
Krysee > Gayness V, Uber-Gayness V and Liberache Gay III.
Krysee > Okay.
Ruzho > And I still can't do a pirouette.
Krysee > Well, duh. That's because you first need Ballet III.
Ruzho > And what are the prerequisites for that?
Krysee > Gayness V, Uber-Gayness V and Liberache Gay III.
* Bek Quit (Killed ([FLS]Rhaegar (Its quicker for me to kill you than for me to kick you in every channel. <3)))
Maximada > entity if i told you you could either spend the night with the worlds 100 sexiest women and an unlimited supply of alcohol or have a unique jovian battleship which would you choose?
Entity > the battleship. although I have to say the booze sounds like an awesome alternative
Maximada > i rest my case........... eve destroys the brain
Entity > well the question was wrong
Maximada > ok 100 sexiest men
Entity > you learn quick :P
cok cola > entity is a chick?
Entity > cok doesnt learn quick.
Entity > the battleship. although I have to say the booze sounds like an awesome alternative
Maximada > i rest my case........... eve destroys the brain
Entity > well the question was wrong
Maximada > ok 100 sexiest men
Entity > you learn quick :P
cok cola > entity is a chick?
Entity > cok doesnt learn quick.
MangiZ > n u know what?
MangiZ > i screwed a guy today
MangiZ > rofl.
MaverickG > um...
MangiZ > that didnt come out like i wanted it 2
Tyr Vaantau > Mangiz...I never would've thought...
MangiZ > i screwed a guy today
MangiZ > rofl.
MaverickG > um...
MangiZ > that didnt come out like i wanted it 2
Tyr Vaantau > Mangiz...I never would've thought...
Da'l Yun > emrys is roleplaying his female alt way too good with her PMS
Sarnen > ok guys
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG
Shodan Kusanagi > ./tits
Aerimathi > You don't /tits, you caress them you NOBB!
Shodan Kusanagi > but doesnt eve comes with a /tits command?
Shodan Kusanagi > and they call this an internet...
Aerimathi > You don't /tits, you caress them you NOBB!
Shodan Kusanagi > but doesnt eve comes with a /tits command?
Shodan Kusanagi > and they call this an internet...
jih chop > Hola!
Dmw882 > hola jih
jih chop > you still in convo with wise?
Dmw882 > nope he hasnt got back to me lol
Dmw882 > but what with brutus afk due to his new son being born i need to get a grip of HC to do all the jobs brutus normally does, eg see if sov has been paid lol
jih chop > give brutus our (FTC) gratz!
jih chop > does he know what it is?
Dmw882 > its a boy
jih chop > no, I meant, caldari, gallente minmatari or amarrean?
Dmw882 > miner i think so it doesnt matter lol
Dmw882 > hola jih
jih chop > you still in convo with wise?
Dmw882 > nope he hasnt got back to me lol
Dmw882 > but what with brutus afk due to his new son being born i need to get a grip of HC to do all the jobs brutus normally does, eg see if sov has been paid lol
jih chop > give brutus our (FTC) gratz!
jih chop > does he know what it is?
Dmw882 > its a boy
jih chop > no, I meant, caldari, gallente minmatari or amarrean?
Dmw882 > miner i think so it doesnt matter lol
Par'Gellen > wine makes me vomit like a garden sprinkler hooked to a fire hose
Torncuff Lookout > that's unimportant...how tall are you in heels?
Torncuff Lookout > that's unimportant...how tall are you in heels?