Darthzeta > i cant believe my sex is 2
Darthzeta > i need to gank someone
Trinity OMG > omg darth
Darthzeta > and pod them
Trinity OMG > last night you told me you have several penises
Trinity OMG > now you tell me you have 2 sexes
Trinity OMG > wtf is wrong with you dude
Darthzeta > what can i say... it happens
Darthzeta > i need to gank someone
Trinity OMG > omg darth
Darthzeta > and pod them
Trinity OMG > last night you told me you have several penises
Trinity OMG > now you tell me you have 2 sexes
Trinity OMG > wtf is wrong with you dude
Darthzeta > what can i say... it happens
<Draxxxion> CRAP
<Draxxxion> Got another m&m stuck in my nose
<Draxxxion> WOOT
<Draxxxion> it came out
<Molle> ...
<Rogue01> dont ask
<Rogue01> theres no plausible explanation for that
<Equliz3r> lol
<Draxxxion> i having to download some new anti spyware software,and am shooting m&m's into a a cup while i wait, since i cant play EVE
<Draxxxion> And i coughed and got it stuck
<Draxxxion> But this time it fell out
<Molle> how can you mistake a cup for your nose?
<Draxxxion> Im shootin them into the cup WITH my nose
<Molle> ...
<Equliz3r> lol
<Molle> ill shutup now
<Equliz3r> i think thats best
<Rogue01> disturbing
<Rogue01> i am never having dinner with you
<Draxxxion> I can hit a cup out to around 15 feet, fairly accurately.....
<Prophetguru> the m&m assassin
<Draxxxion> Unfortunately, accidents sometimes happen and they go up my left nostril and get hung...
<Draxxxion> On my blocked up left nasal cavity, because of some surgery side affect from when i was a kid..
<Molle> jebus
<Molle> and this is the kind of ppl we recruit?
<Draxxxion> You dont have special bodily talents
<Draxxxion> :P
<Prophetguru> can you put 5-6 up there and go autocannon action?
<Draxxxion> Got another m&m stuck in my nose
<Draxxxion> WOOT
<Draxxxion> it came out
<Molle> ...
<Rogue01> dont ask
<Rogue01> theres no plausible explanation for that
<Equliz3r> lol
<Draxxxion> i having to download some new anti spyware software,and am shooting m&m's into a a cup while i wait, since i cant play EVE
<Draxxxion> And i coughed and got it stuck
<Draxxxion> But this time it fell out
<Molle> how can you mistake a cup for your nose?
<Draxxxion> Im shootin them into the cup WITH my nose
<Molle> ...
<Equliz3r> lol
<Molle> ill shutup now
<Equliz3r> i think thats best
<Rogue01> disturbing
<Rogue01> i am never having dinner with you
<Draxxxion> I can hit a cup out to around 15 feet, fairly accurately.....
<Prophetguru> the m&m assassin
<Draxxxion> Unfortunately, accidents sometimes happen and they go up my left nostril and get hung...
<Draxxxion> On my blocked up left nasal cavity, because of some surgery side affect from when i was a kid..
<Molle> jebus
<Molle> and this is the kind of ppl we recruit?
<Draxxxion> You dont have special bodily talents
<Draxxxion> :P
<Prophetguru> can you put 5-6 up there and go autocannon action?
Cassius Longinus > my oldest daughter is awesome
Cassius Longinus > my youngest is going to kill someone
Cassius Longinus > or have a beer can up her ass
Cassius Longinus > my youngest is going to kill someone
Cassius Longinus > or have a beer can up her ass
razzo > that reminds me... need to train the skills for drugs... :P
Heptameron > << i have skinning up advanced lvl 5
QTab > 1. roll up
2. light
3. inhale
QTab > unless you're a bong man, in wich case it's
1. load bong
2. light
3. inhale
QTab > or if you like epidermals it's
QTab >
1. draw up
2. stab
3. press plunger
QTab > /emote wonders if this skill comes under science or social
razzo > i would say..... social, science and mechanic
QTab > aye ... quite possibly mechanic .... depending on type of bong
QTab > possibly even industry depending on severity of your habit
Heptameron > << i have skinning up advanced lvl 5
QTab > 1. roll up
2. light
3. inhale
QTab > unless you're a bong man, in wich case it's
1. load bong
2. light
3. inhale
QTab > or if you like epidermals it's
QTab >
1. draw up
2. stab
3. press plunger
QTab > /emote wonders if this skill comes under science or social
razzo > i would say..... social, science and mechanic
QTab > aye ... quite possibly mechanic .... depending on type of bong
QTab > possibly even industry depending on severity of your habit
Spatula King > EVERYONE SHOULD GO KILL THEMSELF.
Alpha Dog > SIR YES SIR
Alpha Dog > ' Thousands of the online gaming community EVE ONLINE were found dead today '
Alpha Dog > ' Ordered to their deaths as martyrs for a cause unknown - by a King - King of Spatulas '
Wilkco > with the final note saying the spatula told me to do it
Alpha Dog > SIR YES SIR
Alpha Dog > ' Thousands of the online gaming community EVE ONLINE were found dead today '
Alpha Dog > ' Ordered to their deaths as martyrs for a cause unknown - by a King - King of Spatulas '
Wilkco > with the final note saying the spatula told me to do it
Amitious Turkey: an amish turkey...hmm...strange
Amitious Turkey: and hes not my alt XD
Amish Turkey: or am i
Amish Turkey: ???????
Amitious Turkey: you aint
Amitious Turkey: and hes not my alt XD
Amish Turkey: or am i
Amish Turkey: ???????
Amitious Turkey: you aint
MrShooter > Every time you tell a pirate " [CENSORED] YOU [CENSORED]ING [CENSORED] [CENSORED] MY SHIP [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED]" You are making his day.
Plazz > what are the words behind the [CENSORED] tags? Are you trying to say: Hello YOU charming person. Look, MY SHIP is a badger!
Plazz > what are the words behind the [CENSORED] tags? Are you trying to say: Hello YOU charming person. Look, MY SHIP is a badger!
Alisyn Wonderlande > i fell asleep on grim - on our wedding night :o
Kyoko Sakoda > That's either really cute or really mean.
Kyoko Sakoda > That's either really cute or really mean.
Athanassos > Germans never laugh, they are deadly serious ^^
Bulletproof > we are not always serious, every night my wife dresses up like poland and i invade her :OP
Bulletproof > we are not always serious, every night my wife dresses up like poland and i invade her :OP
Bucefalus Black > do you get mute from oral sex than?
Jago Kain > no comment
Jago Kain > no comment