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Duckeye > due to a recent public sex offense, a young nun being abused by the sight of a man sticking his penis through a hole in a fence, I have been elected to lead the investigation, I require pictures of everyones penis here, I know it was one of you

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Korinne > https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=19922 i lolled, hard
Vash Tziolkovskiy > He will lead you to GLORY
Vash Tziolkovskiy > ...just join.
Vash Tziolkovskiy > Anytime.
Vash Tziolkovskiy > We're wide open for business.
Vash Tziolkovskiy > Wide, wide open.
onovono > damn i dont wanna be on the sidelines reading the news about him conquering all of 0.0 so i best join now

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Vlad Cetes > if verone pays 10m he can be on the V-Team
Verone > i'd rather just heartily laugh, and deny you my presence
Verone > while brushing you aside with a careless flick of my wrist in a very degrading manner

#3020 + ( 38 ) -inappropriate?

<voogru> "Our Devs, who art in Iceland, hallowed be thy server. Bless our fleet with omgpwnage this day and our enemies with uberlagodoom. may our clones be high speed and our gunnery superior, for ever and ever, EVE"

#10469 + ( 20 ) -inappropriate?

Unimeer > I accidently turned my ship into capsule or pod somehow, how do i turn it back?

#11957 + ( -1 ) -inappropriate?

Cygnet Lythanea > Question: how much for a hit on a single player?
Ario > a highsec gank?
Cygnet Lythanea > No, lowsec in MH
Ario > i think we are actually close
Ario > if we kill him by accident, you can send us isk :)

#2056 + ( 72 ) -inappropriate?

tyrael deathwing > wtb social life
tyrael deathwing > nobody?
tyrael deathwing > :(
Soul Redemption > we cant sell you any if we dont have any

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Durantis > anyone wanna help me recover
Durantis > i just lost my deimos
Durantis > and i got 8m isk right now
Durantis > i need a new ship
Durantis > and i lost my +4 implants
Durantis > pleaswe
DonMagicJuan > dont fly deimos
Asakura Nemu > go mine
DonMagicJuan > its terrible
Durantis > i know i wanna cut myself now
Durantis > please help me
Durantis > i
Asakura Nemu > GO DIE
Asakura Nemu > KILL YOURSELF IRL
Durantis > 'm crying
Asakura Nemu > DO IT
Asakura Nemu > WE WILL ALL BE HAPPIER AS A RESULT
Durantis > ok
Asakura Nemu > need a razor blade?
Asakura Nemu > I can supply.
Durantis > for free?

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Aquillar > theres a scorp in escrow titled..
Aquillar > "SCORPION **yellow interior** **alloys** **needs attention** **inspect** **phat**"
COJOi > omg
Aquillar > 74 mill
Aquillar > *claims*
Aquillar > I just want to bling bling with my alloys and yellow interior
COJOi > corp builds for 56
Aquillar > wow it even came with a microwave oven!
COJOi > does it have in-dash navigation?

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jih chop > you <i>might</i> get lucky and get a moon in there
Antron Kilren > I mined ice there for a long time
jih chop > but unlikely
Antron Kilren > as a noob slave
jih chop > lol
jih chop > were you freed
jih chop > or did you escape?
Antron Kilren > somebody gave me an article of clothing
Antron Kilren > and I was freed
jih chop > ROFL
Antron Kilren > actually
Antron Kilren > someone gave me a pvp fit
Antron Kilren > and I realized that paying 14.99 a month to mine ice was retarded

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