Cptn Bagel > Strategic Fighters Association - c̶a̶n̶n̶o̶n̶ ̶f̶o̶d̶d̶e̶r̶ Pilots wanted
ArmageddonX > My IPod isnt playing my music.... what can i do?
AeolusWind > Armageddonx: Contact Apple Tech Support, this is EVE-Online
AeolusWind > Armageddonx: Contact Apple Tech Support, this is EVE-Online
HippoKing > mine or you will go to hell
HippoKing > and in hell, they make you watch repeats of Eastenders in Welsh, while listening to Rosa Helikopter on repeat, while your feet are in warm marmalade
HippoKing > so mine, bitch
Dark Shikari > I like Rosa Helikopter
HippoKing > and in hell, they make you watch repeats of Eastenders in Welsh, while listening to Rosa Helikopter on repeat, while your feet are in warm marmalade
HippoKing > so mine, bitch
Dark Shikari > I like Rosa Helikopter
Pyrosoft > I could get used to this fleet warp business
Pyrosoft > just need to get the squad commander to lock and fire for us now too
Pyrosoft > just need to get the squad commander to lock and fire for us now too
dimiz > WTB micro plasma smartbomb (not blueprint) will pay 500mil isk, delivery in Stockholm, Sweden
solidshot > bit far away from down town jita?
dimiz > 500 mil isk!
dimiz > :)
Fred uk > whats your address i'll post you one
Thomus > LOL
dimiz > i need it in my efforts of building a faction volvo
solidshot > bit far away from down town jita?
dimiz > 500 mil isk!
dimiz > :)
Fred uk > whats your address i'll post you one
Thomus > LOL
dimiz > i need it in my efforts of building a faction volvo
WolfXI > faffles
WolfXI > i love faffles
WolfXI > with syrup
WolfXI > lotsa syrup
Terry Nova > Wtf is a faffle?
WolfXI > lol...faffle
WolfXI > a waffle
WolfXI > but it has ears and wings
Terry Nova > ...
Terry Nova > Sounds like cannibalism.
WolfXI > i love faffles
WolfXI > with syrup
WolfXI > lotsa syrup
Terry Nova > Wtf is a faffle?
WolfXI > lol...faffle
WolfXI > a waffle
WolfXI > but it has ears and wings
Terry Nova > ...
Terry Nova > Sounds like cannibalism.
Homo Erectus > WELL
Homo Erectus > THIS IS A SURPRISE TO ME
Diee > what, your caps lock is on again?
Homo Erectus > THIS IS A SURPRISE TO ME
Diee > what, your caps lock is on again?
(HippoKing): oh god
(HippoKing): I'm the worst friend ever
(KomradeVirtunov): Here comes a story we can't stop.
(HippoKing): basically, my best mate has a female friend who I don't know
(HippoKing): who has just got back from the hospital
(HippoKing): and been told she had cancer
(HippoKing): he says "what on earth do you say to that "
(HippoKing): I said "It could be worse, you could be fat"
(HippoKing): then he said "she's actually pretty stocky already"
(HippoKing): so I said "tell her chemo makes you lose weight"
(HippoKing): now he is pissed off
(Levin): haha
(Levin): now hes pissed?
(Vando): you're such a cunt
(Vando): HE'S pissed?
(Vando): you should tell him 'at least you don't have cancer you insensitive prick'
(HippoKing): I'm the worst friend ever
(KomradeVirtunov): Here comes a story we can't stop.
(HippoKing): basically, my best mate has a female friend who I don't know
(HippoKing): who has just got back from the hospital
(HippoKing): and been told she had cancer
(HippoKing): he says "what on earth do you say to that "
(HippoKing): I said "It could be worse, you could be fat"
(HippoKing): then he said "she's actually pretty stocky already"
(HippoKing): so I said "tell her chemo makes you lose weight"
(HippoKing): now he is pissed off
(Levin): haha
(Levin): now hes pissed?
(Vando): you're such a cunt
(Vando): HE'S pissed?
(Vando): you should tell him 'at least you don't have cancer you insensitive prick'
Lenny Quickfinger > Pod is the best part of a ship: crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside.
[–]Coherent
EVE online is the first MMO I've ever heard of where the highest accomplishment in the game is to fuck someone over so hard that they leave the game entirely and never come back.
[–]maccabeus
Actually it's not.
It's just the first one where the devs encourage it as a goal/profession, and won't compensate your victim.
EVE online is the first MMO I've ever heard of where the highest accomplishment in the game is to fuck someone over so hard that they leave the game entirely and never come back.
[–]maccabeus
Actually it's not.
It's just the first one where the devs encourage it as a goal/profession, and won't compensate your victim.