CursedEagle79 > gunmen camping hag
SuperNova221 > That is disgusting, but don't expect anything more
CursedEagle79 > all in hacs and bc and bs
CursedEagle79 > and this fucking tempest is following me like a dick
CursedEagle79 > wtf idiot
CursedEagle79 > followed me from hek gate
CursedEagle79 > oh nvm
CursedEagle79 > overview bug
SuperNova221 > That is disgusting, but don't expect anything more
CursedEagle79 > all in hacs and bc and bs
CursedEagle79 > and this fucking tempest is following me like a dick
CursedEagle79 > wtf idiot
CursedEagle79 > followed me from hek gate
CursedEagle79 > oh nvm
CursedEagle79 > overview bug
Oleandra Shadowjumper > I have sad news...I got stung by a wicked huge bee today. It got me through my jeans...I haz boo boo :(
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Marishma > hehe, TV infomercials are like those really bad scams in Jita... I just noticed how similar they are
Taize > Tekka...you look like a clone of a well known eve player :)
Nafri > now you may hurt takkas fealings
Tekka > like omg who
Taize > daakkon
Tekka > lol
Tekka > omgmyhero
Taize > mine too :)
Nafri > daakkon is everyones hero, ist he?
Taize > my hero is tank ceo
Tekka > tank is a nub
Taize > that may be tekka...but you have to admire someone who is 100% openly gay and has no qualms about it...
Tekka > ....
Nafri > now you may hurt takkas fealings
Tekka > like omg who
Taize > daakkon
Tekka > lol
Tekka > omgmyhero
Taize > mine too :)
Nafri > daakkon is everyones hero, ist he?
Taize > my hero is tank ceo
Tekka > tank is a nub
Taize > that may be tekka...but you have to admire someone who is 100% openly gay and has no qualms about it...
Tekka > ....
Haelphadreous > sale in isle 7 on Supreme Alvus Parasites
Haelphadreous > I will trade you um 10 rouge drone battle ships for them? some subduing may be required.
Smantha Dering > rouge? they wearing lipstick or blush?
Haelphadreous > I will trade you um 10 rouge drone battle ships for them? some subduing may be required.
Smantha Dering > rouge? they wearing lipstick or blush?
Latrunculus Iudicanus > you pieve of shit
Latrunculus Iudicanus > come on, where'd you go you lttle punk?
Nemisis Strife > gettinbg my hauler of course
Latrunculus Iudicanus > why don't you come on back out here and we can have a little chat?
Nemisis Strife > well. i don't want anyone to get my ore. we can chat later
Latrunculus Iudicanus > come on, where'd you go you lttle punk?
Nemisis Strife > gettinbg my hauler of course
Latrunculus Iudicanus > why don't you come on back out here and we can have a little chat?
Nemisis Strife > well. i don't want anyone to get my ore. we can chat later
<Kryztal> molle molle molle
<Kryztal> shes in
<Molle> i know
<Molle> i let her in
<Molle> ...
<Kryztal> <3<3 :D
<Mozzie> who?
<Molle> ask kryztal, i refuse
<Kryztal> haha
<Kryztal> molles fav cyno char
<Kryztal> Mi Sohorny
<Kryztal> shes in
<Molle> i know
<Molle> i let her in
<Molle> ...
<Kryztal> <3<3 :D
<Mozzie> who?
<Molle> ask kryztal, i refuse
<Kryztal> haha
<Kryztal> molles fav cyno char
<Kryztal> Mi Sohorny
Sasoribi > i was lookin at some groceries
Sasoribi > and though
Sasoribi > maybe i should go to jita
Sasoribi > prices might be cheaper
Sasoribi > and though
Sasoribi > maybe i should go to jita
Sasoribi > prices might be cheaper
Vir4l > FUCK I JUST WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS
Vir4l > DISGUSTING
Vir4l > NIGHTMARES TONIGHT
Vir4l > GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rock Vixen > FUCKING PWND!!!
Augin Soric > fucking
Augin Soric > pwned
Vir4l > DISGUSTING
Vir4l > NIGHTMARES TONIGHT
Vir4l > GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rock Vixen > FUCKING PWND!!!
Augin Soric > fucking
Augin Soric > pwned
Discrodia > my Enyo has a bigger lance than my Ishkur
Discrodia > random CCP nerf of Ishkur is random
Discrodia > random CCP nerf of Ishkur is random