Charlie Drago > is there a reliable way to calculate how much a batch of items is going to take to produce?
Minerva Vulcan > Basic math?
Minerva Vulcan > Basic math?
<[BSC]Tagrun> I want a fun job...
<ZOLA> work as clown ? :D
<ZOLA> work as clown ? :D
EVE System > Channel changed to Elgoi Local Channel
yagamurth > BEWARE TOMORROW CONCORD IS ON STRIKE!!! THIS MEANS ELGOI WIL BE 0.0 FOR 1 DAY
Emarald > ya right
Ro0kiE > grow up yag
yagamurth > BEWARE TOMORROW CONCORD IS ON STRIKE!!! THIS MEANS ELGOI WIL BE 0.0 FOR 1 DAY
Emarald > ya right
Ro0kiE > grow up yag
Aureliano Jose > guess i grew an extra head, or my balls are waving at you
Strill > Ya. EVE should be text based. Who needs all those useless graphics and sounds. They're for noobs.
Mankirks Wife >
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It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.
> activate medium beam laser I
Cistuvaert
You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.
> go belt
Cistuvaert - Belt
Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.
> flip can
You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!
> kill carebear
You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!
> kill carebear
The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!
The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.
> say 'LOL NOOB!'
You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.
> loot wreck
You loot the wreck of the Navitas.
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I
Your neocom flashes. You have mail!
> read mali
I don't understand the word, "mali".
> read mail
You open your new mail.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
> say "lol"
You say, "lol"
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Mankirks Wife >
***********
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.
> activate medium beam laser I
Cistuvaert
You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.
> go belt
Cistuvaert - Belt
Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.
> flip can
You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!
> kill carebear
You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!
> kill carebear
The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!
The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.
> say 'LOL NOOB!'
You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.
> loot wreck
You loot the wreck of the Navitas.
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I
Your neocom flashes. You have mail!
> read mali
I don't understand the word, "mali".
> read mail
You open your new mail.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
> say "lol"
You say, "lol"
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Power's Urge > Destroyers make horrible setups very easy because they have so many slots you can put wrong stuff in.
<wizzard66> hahah
<wizzard66> see i still got hair
<wizzard66> long
<wizzard66> golden
<wizzard66> like mcdonalds fries
<Molle> wizz
<wizzard66> molle
<Molle> it actually IS mcdonalds fries.
<wizzard66> :-(
<wizzard66> see i still got hair
<wizzard66> long
<wizzard66> golden
<wizzard66> like mcdonalds fries
<Molle> wizz
<wizzard66> molle
<Molle> it actually IS mcdonalds fries.
<wizzard66> :-(
Leopold Caine > Also, I heard a good Skyrim based one
Leopold Caine > Health is red
Leopold Caine > Stamina is green
Leopold Caine > I'm leveling one handed
Leopold Caine > if you know what I mean
Leopold Caine > Health is red
Leopold Caine > Stamina is green
Leopold Caine > I'm leveling one handed
Leopold Caine > if you know what I mean
Syn White > 45 mill and you can keep your ship
Graham Koraka > give me 50 mill and you can go FUCK YOURSELF
Camper101 > that's a no i guess
Graham Koraka > FUCK OFF
Graham Koraka > go peel your mother off the rolled tungsten plating they used her for
Graham Koraka > give me 50 mill and you can go FUCK YOURSELF
Camper101 > that's a no i guess
Graham Koraka > FUCK OFF
Graham Koraka > go peel your mother off the rolled tungsten plating they used her for
Borric CoDion > dam it, where have they put nano paste now
jih chop > hehe
jih chop > borric can't find his nano paste because I switched the labal with his lube tube
jih chop > that's why he's been so itchy
jih chop > all those little buggers trying to fix all the damage down there
jih chop > hehe
jih chop > borric can't find his nano paste because I switched the labal with his lube tube
jih chop > that's why he's been so itchy
jih chop > all those little buggers trying to fix all the damage down there