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San Severina > his chin has hit more balls than tiger woods
Dewa Pedang > lols
Dewa Pedang > you dont have a social life
Camper101 > i do
Camper101 > well
Camper101> there is this one guy i owe money ... :-/
Camper101 > i just dont give it back
Camper101 > so that at least he talks to me from time to time
Camper101 > also i love going to the doctor. whenever he touches me i start crying, because no one else ever did.
Dewa Pedang > haha
Kenrailae > o.0
Camper101 > :-O
Camper101 > that sounded more believeable than i wanted it to
<Jadrut> damnit
<Jadrut> who gives retards the usage of omgrawr
Two step > you have bs 5 in 3 races?
Me Loonn > yup
Me Loonn > amarr, gallente, caldari
Obiareus > whats holdin yah back from minmi?
Me Loonn > my dignity
agentsmitty > crikey
agentsmitty > your instadock sucks
Crikey > i never gave u mine
agentsmitty > crikey
agentsmitty > my instadock sucks
<+bitreider> i've always thought like. you know the "What superpoewr would you have question?"
<+bitreider> i'd just want to spawn millions of spiders out of any thing.
<+Levin> my superpower would be the ability to summon bears at will
<@FooB> is your superpower how to fail at everything?
<+Levin> because
<+bitreider> beras. that's a good one
<+bitreider> also
<+Levin> that will end anything
<+bitreider> you can ride a bear
<+bitreider> you can't ride a spider.
<+Levin> yeah
<+Levin> exactly
<maybeHere> you can ride a spider
<+Morax> big spider yes?
<+Levin> you think a spider can beat a bear?
<maybeHere> it just needs to be big enough
<+bitreider> or
<@Insig> ARAGOG
<+bitreider> enough little spiders
<+bitreider> they could be like
<+bitreider> nano machines
<+bitreider> any structure on earth
<+bitreider> recrate it
<+Levin> or
<@Insig> that assemble into a bear?
<+bitreider> with millions of spiders
<+Levin> i could just summon more bears
<+bitreider> i could make a bear
<+bitreider> out of spiders
<@Insig> BEAR MADE OF SPIDERS
<@Insig> FUCK YEAH
<+Levin> i could make a giant spider out of bears
<+Levin> what now?
<+bitreider> whoa.
<+bitreider> mind
<+bitreider> blown
Captin Shlock > well all happy rock slaying
Captin Shlock > i'm out of here for the night
Kael Brahe > thnx
Natural ICE > happy cock slaying to you
Natural ICE > *rock
<Alasse> well pardon me for not being a jobless slacker/greek
<Alasse> :/
<Juan_Andalusian> i aint jobless
<Juan_Andalusian> i just made the decision
<Juan_Andalusian> that i will live less lavishly
<Juan_Andalusian> than you
<Juan_Andalusian> and it's paying off
<Juan_Andalusian> cause you ll be able to spend more time in your super pc in you uber sofachair when you are 55
<Juan_Andalusian> but you ll be wrinkly
<Juan_Andalusian> and tired
<Juan_Andalusian> and crap at fps games
<Juan_Andalusian> whereas i would have enjoyed my gaming years
<Juan_Andalusian> during my prime
<Juan_Andalusian> and then again when we are 70
<Juan_Andalusian> i ll be coming to manchester
<Juan_Andalusian> to take you for walks
<Juan_Andalusian> since you ll have become an old cripple
<Juan_Andalusian> from playing too many games at an old age
<Juan_Andalusian> and one day
<Juan_Andalusian> when we are 85
<Juan_Andalusian> and our dicks will be dried up
<Juan_Andalusian> our eyesight completely gone
<Juan_Andalusian> our hair all fallen
<Juan_Andalusian> you will turn to me
<Juan_Andalusian> and in your dieing breath
<Juan_Andalusian> you will admitt
<Juan_Andalusian> "you were right juan"
<Juan_Andalusian> "i should have logged on to kill one more RISE bs"
<Juan_Andalusian> there you go Droopy
<Juan_Andalusian> your life
<Juan_Andalusian> in a nutshell
<Selena> i forgot how do you change your name?
<Kurenin> /nick name
<Sniku> no no
<Viceroy> /query Viceroy
<Selena> lol
*** Signoff: Rytir (Ping timeout)
<Sniku> . /nick SexySelana :D
<Ak-Gara> i've been watching a shit ton of MST3k on internet tv lately
<Ak-Gara> kickass!
*** Selena is now known as name
*** Signoff: Sengh (Quit: )
<Viceroy> well selena
<Kurenin> ...
<[-MM-]Makkar> rofl
<Kurenin> lol.
<Viceroy> you just confirmed yourself to be female
<[-MM-]Makkar> roflmao
<name> :P
starvoid > Reply from 212.58.[snipped] : bytes=32 time=424ms
starvoid > this is as good as it gets out here
mirel yirrin > gets out where?
starvoid > thailand
mirel yirrin > oo
mirel yirrin > nice
mirel yirrin > Fun?
starvoid > well while eve was offline i was forced to have 3 young ladies round here for a drinking and porn video session :(
mirel yirrin > Damm
mirel yirrin > 10-11?
mirel yirrin > *hides*
Olixia Castitatis > lol
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