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<Frankinator> OMG SURPRISE STAV
* Frankinator was kicked by Stavros (OMG SURPRISE FRANK)
Nix Anteris > seriously, I want to know where they got "45" from
Nix Anteris > and don't say "snapshots" without a context
ChaeDoc II > Nix, in corp a sec
ChaeDoc II > so since we leave all our t3's at a deep safe as a "double bluff" against an attacker, those will be what was counted in the snapshot
ChaeDoc II > wrong channel
Indiego Montoya > ...
Sobach > well, there you go >_>
Indiego Montoya > ...
Indiego Montoya > you can never mock me for anything, ever again.
Klyria > glad to know that Chae
Klyria > just want to give us all corp invites now or later
Sobach > http://www.straferight.com/photopost/data/500/medium/double-facepalm.jpg
AndrewNardella > nice
Sobach > i hope that was a joke
Sobach > tbh if not, i'd need to find a triple-facepalm pic
Indiego Montoya > i shall help!
Indiego Montoya > /emote makes a giant cardboard hand to put over the face of the statue of liberty
ChaeDoc II > stfu, it's not like i did it on purpose. just move them to the sma's for a while
ChaeDoc II > wrong channel
Indiego Montoya > we're gonna need more pictures.
ChaeDoc II > i should leave this channel
Sobach > might be a good idea for awhile :P
Damark > you should kill yourself
Damark > thats how bad that was
Damark > just quit eve
Sobach > i think he's just trolling us
Nix Anteris > just wait until he gets this mixed up with his erotic roleplaying channel
Damark > o lawdy
Sobach > otherwise
Sobach > http://www.citadelsaber.co.uk/img,316.jpg
TrouserDeagle > AFK - recovering from leather chair-related horror.
specr > ouch
mirel yirrin > *omgrawrd*
Spitzerr > you should go to denmark
Xile Tsia > I am next year some time
Spitzerr > pusher street
Xile Tsia > Because it's the only legal country in which you can have sex with an animal.
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, i can nos her infinite
Kubiq > yo mamma moving, tidi that system :D
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, TPs have no effect
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, citadel torpedoes from a sieged dread do 100% damage!
Kubiq > while moving
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, nanofibers have a 100% sttacking penalty
Judas II > yo mammas so fat, ccp have to reinforce the node everywhere she goes
Miss Digs > Your mommas so fat when she entered the pos she bumped the control tower out
Tenaj > couple of nights ago i was in hysterics.....
Tenaj > stole this guys giant secure and put it onthe market
Tenaj > he bought it back, undocked and went back to the belt
Tenaj > so i took the can back again ;)
Tenaj > He said i must be hacking the game or something
Tenaj > clueless....
drakey > my wife told me it's eve or me........ i'm gonna miss her.....
Ashar KorAzor > dude
Ashar KorAzor > <i>totally</i> take my advice
Ashar KorAzor > pawn off radio on first corpse you find
Ashar KorAzor > take rifle instead
Ashar KorAzor > who needs communication if you have gunz?
Kale Ryoko > Fire-support is nice to have though
Ashar KorAzor > in the soviet army, in stalingrad
Ashar KorAzor > fire-support was for the weak
Kale Ryoko > Rifle + Spectre Gunship > RIfle + Mittens.
Davlos > that's coming from a fucking russian
Davlos > hahahahahaaha
Ashar KorAzor > :P
Kale Ryoko > <3
Ashar KorAzor > lawl, soviets
Ashar KorAzor > "Real men defend the motherland with MOLOTOVS!"
Ashar KorAzor > "But...sir, we've been out of flammable liquids for three months..."
Ashar KorAzor > "Fucking brew some vodka!"
Kale Ryoko > I highly doubt Russians would be willing to throw away vodka
Ashar KorAzor > are you kidding?
Ashar KorAzor > In stalingrad, most of them would be willing to throw away mom and dad

Davlos > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camion_%C3%A9quip%C3%A9_d%27un_syst%C3%A8me_d%27artillerie
Julianus Soter > oh dear.
Julianus Soter > /emote shakes head sadly.
Julianus Soter > it's a howitzer... on a truck.
Julianus Soter > welded together
Davlos > the name itself already is a direct translation of
Davlos > TRUCK EQUIPPED WITH AN ARTILLERY SYSTEM
Graelyn > Dark times.
Davlos > and apparently, French artillerymen are really damn accurate
Davlos > because they have so few ammo to shoot with, they <i>have</i> to be damn accurate to make them count
Verone > man, no wonder TCF are such fucking failures if they have 8 renault pickups with drainpipes welded to their roofs strapped to the side of their Maelstroms
Verone > it all makes sense now
Verone > i can hear them firing now
Verone > *boom* ces't le takes that, you arabian pigdogs.... *pfft *pfft* le fronche artillerie will has your mothers for breakfasts! *pfft* *pfft* *boom* sombodie lower ze stabilisers, i 'ave le spilled my moccachino
Verone > i don't wanna talk to you no more you afgan knnnnnnn-igit... your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries
elFarto > great now all my modules are offline :(
elFarto > hmm, i have got a 280mm howi fitted...
elFarto > 2.8meters...that should do it
Stokbrood > errr
Stokbrood > 28cm
elFarto > yeah :/
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