Abhaya meshdatar > Nano its not that. i have satelite internet and comms lag so bad they sound like a bunch of stuttering idiots.
Marius Gera > sounds like my corp
Marius Gera > sounds like my corp
LigitLawer > Hello, I represent the prosecution in this case Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom i trying ot be nice and u keep screwed with me
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
Ben Booley > i was about to go with only 10
Ben Booley > and then the rest all suddenly joined
Namamai > no tears, mind you, was just a sabre and it was a good kill
Ben Booley > fucking fleet finder
Ben Booley > i wanted a goodfight
Bacchanalian > hey, I'm happy with the Vaga and Hurricane kill
Bacchanalian > was a good trade
Namamai > yeah, the vaga was nice
Ben Booley > ccc
Bacchanalian > but as I said, we made a mistake I won't make again--looking for a :goodfight: from Genos
Ben Booley > m8 if it ws just genos you wouldve got a goodfight
Namamai > but tbh mate, if you want goodfights you failed right off the start by putting up something in fleet finder.
Ben Booley > they dont know how to x
Ben Booley > its the only way to get anyone in fleet
Namamai > then congrats, you're internet white knighting for the eve equivalent of the special olympics ;)
Ben Booley > and then the rest all suddenly joined
Namamai > no tears, mind you, was just a sabre and it was a good kill
Ben Booley > fucking fleet finder
Ben Booley > i wanted a goodfight
Bacchanalian > hey, I'm happy with the Vaga and Hurricane kill
Bacchanalian > was a good trade
Namamai > yeah, the vaga was nice
Ben Booley > ccc
Bacchanalian > but as I said, we made a mistake I won't make again--looking for a :goodfight: from Genos
Ben Booley > m8 if it ws just genos you wouldve got a goodfight
Namamai > but tbh mate, if you want goodfights you failed right off the start by putting up something in fleet finder.
Ben Booley > they dont know how to x
Ben Booley > its the only way to get anyone in fleet
Namamai > then congrats, you're internet white knighting for the eve equivalent of the special olympics ;)
* Ysabelle nKataros flashes Yuki
Yuki Li > oooh boobies
Ysabelle nKataros > yep =)
* Knuck takes note of Ysa's charisma implants
Yuki Li > oooh boobies
Ysabelle nKataros > yep =)
* Knuck takes note of Ysa's charisma implants
Smegmeister > Hull tanking is for Real Men
Biddybam > Your a man!?!?!
Biddybam > Your a man!?!?!
Cyphr_Sonic> Wormholes are like Gloryholes in that depending on who is on the other side it can either be fantastic or tragic
Deramius > aside from training the basic skill for a weapon, what makes it do more damage?
Par'Gellen > ammo
Par'Gellen > ammo
timstride > mind telling me why you are following me for the 3rd time?
Warload16 > ?
timstride > this Catherine person has been following me around ALA all day
Theo Samaritan > shes got to learn somewhere :)
Warload16 > what do u want me to haul mate
Catherine Halsey > maybe i want to
Lord Hood > she talks
Theo Samaritan > i know your name from somewhere cath
Catherine Halsey > then maybe you are an intelligent young man
Theo Samaritan > halo fan
Theo Samaritan > hardly intelligent
Catherine Halsey > that depends upon your definition of intelligent
Theo Samaritan > well i can do mildly complex math and can tie shoelaces ;)
Catherine Halsey > Congratulations, maybe one day you may be able to do something useful to the world, like PVP
Theo Samaritan > that was low
timstride > and uncalled for
timstride > you still havent answered my question
Theo Samaritan > ive had my fill of pvp in 0.0 thanks
Catherine Halsey > ha, you call flying around in 0.0 in a shuttle a fill of PVP
Catherine Halsey > and what question may that be?
Theo Samaritan > no, i call fighting against goonsquad in LV PvP
Theo Samaritan > =)
timstride > who are you and why are you following us around?
Warload16 > his a spy hahaha
Theo Samaritan > not really
Warload16 > she even lol
Theo Samaritan > as we havnt done much in the way of tactical
Theo Samaritan > and we've yet to piss people off
Catherine Halsey > Good question, however - for your insignificant mind, it is wasted brain power
Theo Samaritan > /emote sighs
timstride > look ill be frank with you - if you dont stop following me or causing shit, ill make a harassment petition
timstride > end of
Theo Samaritan > If the mind was truely insigificant enough to not warrent the question, then how did said mind ask the question to begin with
Catherine Halsey > Tim, that seems about your mentality to hide behind higher figures and Theo, its simple - the minds first thoughts are - Who, Why, When and How - he was simply following these basic thoughts
Theo Samaritan > They may be simple thoughts
Theo Samaritan > however in EvE, these thoughts are a difference between peace and war
Theo Samaritan > life and death
Theo Samaritan > they are the founding ideas behind all thoughts
Theo Samaritan > and as such an answer is deserved for this reason
Catherine Halsey > Your logic is great, your wisdom is poor
Catherine Halsey > i find these communication distasteful with such a commoner
Theo Samaritan > i fail to see how I am a commoner
Theo Samaritan > I am not slavouring with the drones mining at veldspar
Catherine Halsey > Perhaps a commoner was the incorrect use of the word, perhaps scum would have covered it better
timstride > Why is he a scum?
Theo Samaritan > Why am i scum? Is it due to my bloodline? or because I own a slave or two?
timstride > For so far you have lacked the intelligence that you are trying to project that you have
Theo Samaritan > The error I see is that although you claim wisdom, you fail to provide any solid ground to base your assumptions
Catherine Halsey > Scum for your pirate status and the intelligence that i lack? Ha, so far i havent seen the use of more than one brain cell between all of you. Although for Caldari and Gallente scum i am not surprised.
Theo Samaritan > I am not a pirate
Theo Samaritan > My negative sec is due to the defence of a system
Theo Samaritan > and the bounty is due to my friends and listeners at eve-radio
Catherine Halsey > So the security status that i see before my eyes are there to deceive me? I think not, please get out of my sight
Theo Samaritan > I have not recieved a corpse through my own doin direct, or indirect, in over 7 months
Theo Samaritan > I do not attack unless provoked
Theo Samaritan > and it takes alot to provoke me
Warload16 > dude she gone lol
Theo Samaritan > lol
Theo Samaritan > hoare
Theo Samaritan > XD
Warload16 > ?
timstride > this Catherine person has been following me around ALA all day
Theo Samaritan > shes got to learn somewhere :)
Warload16 > what do u want me to haul mate
Catherine Halsey > maybe i want to
Lord Hood > she talks
Theo Samaritan > i know your name from somewhere cath
Catherine Halsey > then maybe you are an intelligent young man
Theo Samaritan > halo fan
Theo Samaritan > hardly intelligent
Catherine Halsey > that depends upon your definition of intelligent
Theo Samaritan > well i can do mildly complex math and can tie shoelaces ;)
Catherine Halsey > Congratulations, maybe one day you may be able to do something useful to the world, like PVP
Theo Samaritan > that was low
timstride > and uncalled for
timstride > you still havent answered my question
Theo Samaritan > ive had my fill of pvp in 0.0 thanks
Catherine Halsey > ha, you call flying around in 0.0 in a shuttle a fill of PVP
Catherine Halsey > and what question may that be?
Theo Samaritan > no, i call fighting against goonsquad in LV PvP
Theo Samaritan > =)
timstride > who are you and why are you following us around?
Warload16 > his a spy hahaha
Theo Samaritan > not really
Warload16 > she even lol
Theo Samaritan > as we havnt done much in the way of tactical
Theo Samaritan > and we've yet to piss people off
Catherine Halsey > Good question, however - for your insignificant mind, it is wasted brain power
Theo Samaritan > /emote sighs
timstride > look ill be frank with you - if you dont stop following me or causing shit, ill make a harassment petition
timstride > end of
Theo Samaritan > If the mind was truely insigificant enough to not warrent the question, then how did said mind ask the question to begin with
Catherine Halsey > Tim, that seems about your mentality to hide behind higher figures and Theo, its simple - the minds first thoughts are - Who, Why, When and How - he was simply following these basic thoughts
Theo Samaritan > They may be simple thoughts
Theo Samaritan > however in EvE, these thoughts are a difference between peace and war
Theo Samaritan > life and death
Theo Samaritan > they are the founding ideas behind all thoughts
Theo Samaritan > and as such an answer is deserved for this reason
Catherine Halsey > Your logic is great, your wisdom is poor
Catherine Halsey > i find these communication distasteful with such a commoner
Theo Samaritan > i fail to see how I am a commoner
Theo Samaritan > I am not slavouring with the drones mining at veldspar
Catherine Halsey > Perhaps a commoner was the incorrect use of the word, perhaps scum would have covered it better
timstride > Why is he a scum?
Theo Samaritan > Why am i scum? Is it due to my bloodline? or because I own a slave or two?
timstride > For so far you have lacked the intelligence that you are trying to project that you have
Theo Samaritan > The error I see is that although you claim wisdom, you fail to provide any solid ground to base your assumptions
Catherine Halsey > Scum for your pirate status and the intelligence that i lack? Ha, so far i havent seen the use of more than one brain cell between all of you. Although for Caldari and Gallente scum i am not surprised.
Theo Samaritan > I am not a pirate
Theo Samaritan > My negative sec is due to the defence of a system
Theo Samaritan > and the bounty is due to my friends and listeners at eve-radio
Catherine Halsey > So the security status that i see before my eyes are there to deceive me? I think not, please get out of my sight
Theo Samaritan > I have not recieved a corpse through my own doin direct, or indirect, in over 7 months
Theo Samaritan > I do not attack unless provoked
Theo Samaritan > and it takes alot to provoke me
Warload16 > dude she gone lol
Theo Samaritan > lol
Theo Samaritan > hoare
Theo Samaritan > XD
Altai Saker > crusari hates canadians
Altai Saker > the racist git
Sphalerite > how can anyone hate canadians?
Sphalerite > thats like hating puppies or retarded kids
Altai Saker > the racist git
Sphalerite > how can anyone hate canadians?
Sphalerite > thats like hating puppies or retarded kids
FowlPlayChiken > fuck
FowlPlayChiken > nc can you fly a mothership!?!?
Xulnaga > prolly, he's uber
FowlPlayChiken > nc
FowlPlayChiken > i fpund a empoty mothership!
Xulnaga > 0.O
FowlPlayChiken > nc!
Talthrus > omg fowl
FowlPlayChiken > NC!
FowlPlayChiken > where the fuck are you
FowlPlayChiken > i cant fly this shit
Neurotic Cat > what
FowlPlayChiken > its at an offline pos
FowlPlayChiken > dude
Neurotic Cat > motherhship
FowlPlayChiken > mothership
FowlPlayChiken > gal
Neurotic Cat > where?
Neurotic Cat > i can fly it
FowlPlayChiken > wait
FowlPlayChiken > OMG!
FowlPlayChiken > its full of stars!
Neurotic Cat > you fucker
Neurotic Cat > its april 1
FowlPlayChiken > lmfao
FowlPlayChiken > :-D
FowlPlayChiken > PWNED (tm)
Talthrus > :P
FowlPlayChiken > but for one moment NC< you were WIDE awake
Neurotic Cat > yes i was. wide awake and ready to go anywhere to steal a mothership
FowlPlayChiken > lol
FowlPlayChiken > i love april 1
FowlPlayChiken > nc can you fly a mothership!?!?
Xulnaga > prolly, he's uber
FowlPlayChiken > nc
FowlPlayChiken > i fpund a empoty mothership!
Xulnaga > 0.O
FowlPlayChiken > nc!
Talthrus > omg fowl
FowlPlayChiken > NC!
FowlPlayChiken > where the fuck are you
FowlPlayChiken > i cant fly this shit
Neurotic Cat > what
FowlPlayChiken > its at an offline pos
FowlPlayChiken > dude
Neurotic Cat > motherhship
FowlPlayChiken > mothership
FowlPlayChiken > gal
Neurotic Cat > where?
Neurotic Cat > i can fly it
FowlPlayChiken > wait
FowlPlayChiken > OMG!
FowlPlayChiken > its full of stars!
Neurotic Cat > you fucker
Neurotic Cat > its april 1
FowlPlayChiken > lmfao
FowlPlayChiken > :-D
FowlPlayChiken > PWNED (tm)
Talthrus > :P
FowlPlayChiken > but for one moment NC< you were WIDE awake
Neurotic Cat > yes i was. wide awake and ready to go anywhere to steal a mothership
FowlPlayChiken > lol
FowlPlayChiken > i love april 1