<RangerXT> so now if I nap til 8 i can stay up til 3 to play zelda cause that'd be like 5 hours sleep
<fitz> what are you a nap monkey
<fitz> zomg
<RangerXT> im napping so hard i should be in the north
<fitz> what are you a nap monkey
<fitz> zomg
<RangerXT> im napping so hard i should be in the north
Kitsy Chan > oh rotfl... i lent someone in my corp a blackbird. came back the next day and found a box in the corp hanger labled blackbird. inside was some broken shield emitters and a titanium bar
Legion Kain > if it can trick me into having sex with it, ill have sex with it
Dorian Novak > these guristas
Dorian Novak > they dont seem to like me very much
Dorian Novak > thayre all shooting me :(
the johnster > they have no reason
Dorian Novak > i know... makes me feel sad
the johnster > dont
the johnster > i understand u
Dorian Novak > its as if ive thoughtlessly slaughtered hundreds apon thousands of their comrades and tied their wives to the front of my ship *looks at front of ship* oops
Dorian Novak > at least i didnt impale their babies on the antennas
the johnster > Thats not a reason to behave
the johnster > lyke they do
Dorian Novak > i know. it wasnt that major
the johnster > it must be the drugs
Dorian Novak > probably it. damn crash
Dorian Novak > they dont seem to like me very much
Dorian Novak > thayre all shooting me :(
the johnster > they have no reason
Dorian Novak > i know... makes me feel sad
the johnster > dont
the johnster > i understand u
Dorian Novak > its as if ive thoughtlessly slaughtered hundreds apon thousands of their comrades and tied their wives to the front of my ship *looks at front of ship* oops
Dorian Novak > at least i didnt impale their babies on the antennas
the johnster > Thats not a reason to behave
the johnster > lyke they do
Dorian Novak > i know. it wasnt that major
the johnster > it must be the drugs
Dorian Novak > probably it. damn crash
phree4u > welp, engaged 2891, he was in cyclone, he docked like a typical squid
phree4u > my cnr was ass fucking him
Proxy Song > lol
Annie Anomie > THey're a funny shape for that. Makes the eyes water
phree4u > my cnr was ass fucking him
Proxy Song > lol
Annie Anomie > THey're a funny shape for that. Makes the eyes water
Andreus Ixiris > One of my pilots has been orbiting my corporate hangar array for almost twelve hours now.
Cynthia Gallente > maybe he's drunk?
Andreus Ixiris > One can only assume.
Cynthia Gallente > "Hard left!"
Cynthia Gallente > "sir you've been saying hard left for hours now"
Cynthia Gallente > "HARD LEFT!"
Cynthia Gallente > maybe he's drunk?
Andreus Ixiris > One can only assume.
Cynthia Gallente > "Hard left!"
Cynthia Gallente > "sir you've been saying hard left for hours now"
Cynthia Gallente > "HARD LEFT!"
Azia Burgi > i really really really really need the loo but there is a wasp in the toliet and my dad is on the phone :'(
* Azia Burgi hates wasps
* Azia Burgi hates wasps
Gamaroth > I hate it when my giant containers move around...guess I should listen to the warning, "contents may shift in flight"
Gamaroth > heh, eve flight safety warning labels.
"please make sure your seat is in the upright and locked position before lift off or else you will get gate camped or something nasty"
Gamaroth > "be sure to have all devices that broadcast a radio signal turned off, it will mess with your drones and make them attack your corpmates"
Jerran Jonkall > ahhhh that explains a lot
Gamaroth > correction, "corpmates or anyone who calls you"
Gamaroth > hmmm, if you tend to get calls from solicitors, leaving your phone on could be a good thing.
Jerran Jonkall > ohhh now your talking
Gamaroth > "Hi, are you satisfied with your long....what is this coming out of the phone? It looks like, AAHHH!!!! We are sorry, the number that was calling you has just been ganked. You get 10 points"
Jerran Jonkall > 10 points ftw
Gamaroth > heh, eve flight safety warning labels.
"please make sure your seat is in the upright and locked position before lift off or else you will get gate camped or something nasty"
Gamaroth > "be sure to have all devices that broadcast a radio signal turned off, it will mess with your drones and make them attack your corpmates"
Jerran Jonkall > ahhhh that explains a lot
Gamaroth > correction, "corpmates or anyone who calls you"
Gamaroth > hmmm, if you tend to get calls from solicitors, leaving your phone on could be a good thing.
Jerran Jonkall > ohhh now your talking
Gamaroth > "Hi, are you satisfied with your long....what is this coming out of the phone? It looks like, AAHHH!!!! We are sorry, the number that was calling you has just been ganked. You get 10 points"
Jerran Jonkall > 10 points ftw
Carvott Milanis > laptop + wifi + toilet = woo
dannys pride > join my fleet all ship types welcom
Satemreh Savagys > I'll be perfectly honest. I thought about it, but the typos don't lend a lot of confidence.
Kira KillDeer > joyn mai flete, wii kild bad gais
Emzadi > lol
Zin Shaar > stabing deap in calari
Satemreh Savagys > DEEAAAAAP
Mike deVoid > lmao!!!
Bulawayoh > HEY
Bulawayoh > at least he's making a fleet ya tards
Mike deVoid > o don't know what worse, your noobishness or the spelling
Zin Shaar > The spelling
Satemreh Savagys > /emote seconds that motion.
Mike deVoid > ..still laughing
Zin Shaar > Ditto
Tobius Rehn > best fleet description ever
Zin Shaar > Agreed
Satemreh Savagys > I'll be perfectly honest. I thought about it, but the typos don't lend a lot of confidence.
Kira KillDeer > joyn mai flete, wii kild bad gais
Emzadi > lol
Zin Shaar > stabing deap in calari
Satemreh Savagys > DEEAAAAAP
Mike deVoid > lmao!!!
Bulawayoh > HEY
Bulawayoh > at least he's making a fleet ya tards
Mike deVoid > o don't know what worse, your noobishness or the spelling
Zin Shaar > The spelling
Satemreh Savagys > /emote seconds that motion.
Mike deVoid > ..still laughing
Zin Shaar > Ditto
Tobius Rehn > best fleet description ever
Zin Shaar > Agreed