Stitcher > I don't know, I spent most of the night wearing a viking helmet on my crotch
Stitcher > it had a webcam in it
Stitcher > it had a webcam in it
blowen > i like to walk around with a hard on
blowen > ...hard hat
blowen > ...hard hat
Kalaratiri > Aidy's feeling bad? http://i.imgur.com/hYAHB.gif !
Aidysmaa Ondar > Aaaaaaaaaw
Sid Afraldir > Dawww
Kalaratiri > /emote can make anyone feel better
Kalaratiri > I'm like a kitten with boobs >.> (just going from the two most common internet things here)
Cmdr Baxter > I cannot tell you how profoundly disturbing it is to log in and read that Kalaratiri
Zukes Bla'hati > ...Kitten with boobs
Zukes Bla'hati > I will remember this.
Aidysmaa Ondar > Aaaaaaaaaw
Sid Afraldir > Dawww
Kalaratiri > /emote can make anyone feel better
Kalaratiri > I'm like a kitten with boobs >.> (just going from the two most common internet things here)
Cmdr Baxter > I cannot tell you how profoundly disturbing it is to log in and read that Kalaratiri
Zukes Bla'hati > ...Kitten with boobs
Zukes Bla'hati > I will remember this.
Damark > hmm sharp pain when i inhale
Damark > thats likley not good
haav0c > is it consistent?
haav0c > or just once, at random?
Damark > no
Damark > couple times
haav0c > that happens to me occasionally
Damark > but not on every breath
Damark > are you dying of cancer or anything>?
haav0c > nah
haav0c > 19
haav0c > prime of my life
Damark > aight im fine then
haav0c > oh and my arm just fell off.
haav0c > typing with one hand
Damark > ah
Damark > mine too
Damark > weird
haav0c > no! other hand!
haav0c > using penis now
haav0c > oh ffs
Damark > is there any other way to type?
haav0c > glaring at the keys seems to be working.
Damark > thats likley not good
haav0c > is it consistent?
haav0c > or just once, at random?
Damark > no
Damark > couple times
haav0c > that happens to me occasionally
Damark > but not on every breath
Damark > are you dying of cancer or anything>?
haav0c > nah
haav0c > 19
haav0c > prime of my life
Damark > aight im fine then
haav0c > oh and my arm just fell off.
haav0c > typing with one hand
Damark > ah
Damark > mine too
Damark > weird
haav0c > no! other hand!
haav0c > using penis now
haav0c > oh ffs
Damark > is there any other way to type?
haav0c > glaring at the keys seems to be working.
grizzlemethis > if they really are macros then screw them
grizzlemethis > what are they gonna do afk hunt you to death
grizzlemethis > what are they gonna do afk hunt you to death
* Perera licks Entity from Reykjavik
Entity > mewr
Entity > how's things over there
Entity > having fun?
Perera > cold, sunny and Tzad has broken the Eve computer here :p
Entity > Take some pics of cute guys for me -_-
Perera > thanks dude, now the 15 ppl around me think I´m gay too :p
Entity > mewr
Entity > how's things over there
Entity > having fun?
Perera > cold, sunny and Tzad has broken the Eve computer here :p
Entity > Take some pics of cute guys for me -_-
Perera > thanks dude, now the 15 ppl around me think I´m gay too :p
Relicc > she turned you into a neut!?
Unoriginal Name02 > scroll up in corp for wisdom
Mr Oggle > I literally just lost 100 IQ points, how am I even typing this without assistance?
Mr Oggle > I literally just lost 100 IQ points, how am I even typing this without assistance?
Lethaldream > Pizza sauce makes my hemorrhoid itch :(
Edgewise > TMI man.
Edgewise > Use preperation H
Futher Bezluden > ffs... put the pizza in your mouth man... your mouth
Edgewise > TMI man.
Edgewise > Use preperation H
Futher Bezluden > ffs... put the pizza in your mouth man... your mouth
<Merdekka> if you want to pick up chicks, you need a deimos
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen