Sergej > btw atan, what's the procedure for my acceptance as a full time member to jericho? you guys plan to have a meeting? just wanted to say that if it's up to me, after 12 days here I can say I like it
Viqer Fell > you have to perform a special task
Sergej > I'll bet 1 mil isk it somehow involves rubbing:P
Atandros > It involves canola oil, leather straps and my nipples.
marshall5 > if he says bend over watch out
Viqer Fell > and yes I'm sorry to say it involves Atandros, two large stoats, a small vat of vaseline and 3 hours of sweaty unpleasant messiness
Atandros > <i>Please, </i>monsieur. I am not so...crude.
Atandros > If you will pardon the pun. Aheh heh.
Sergej > nothing unplesent about that....
Sergej > :P
Viqer Fell > you haven't heard where he shoves the stoats yet
Sergej > well he does use vaseline, doesn't he?
Atandros > <i>Ooo-</i>oh! You have the right attitude, my boy!
Viqer Fell > erm yes but that;s for his hands which then go inside each stoat
Viqer Fell > its what he does next that'll sicken you
Leneerra > /emote flees the immagery
Sergej > I'll nick some vaseline extra then:P
Sergej > only fair we both get to have fun with it
Sergej > reciprocal vaseline use....
Sergej > might even do a preemptive strike there
Azure Skyclad > The order of Vaseline, Stoat and Atandros isn't set in stone...
Viqer Fell > you have to perform a special task
Sergej > I'll bet 1 mil isk it somehow involves rubbing:P
Atandros > It involves canola oil, leather straps and my nipples.
marshall5 > if he says bend over watch out
Viqer Fell > and yes I'm sorry to say it involves Atandros, two large stoats, a small vat of vaseline and 3 hours of sweaty unpleasant messiness
Atandros > <i>Please, </i>monsieur. I am not so...crude.
Atandros > If you will pardon the pun. Aheh heh.
Sergej > nothing unplesent about that....
Sergej > :P
Viqer Fell > you haven't heard where he shoves the stoats yet
Sergej > well he does use vaseline, doesn't he?
Atandros > <i>Ooo-</i>oh! You have the right attitude, my boy!
Viqer Fell > erm yes but that;s for his hands which then go inside each stoat
Viqer Fell > its what he does next that'll sicken you
Leneerra > /emote flees the immagery
Sergej > I'll nick some vaseline extra then:P
Sergej > only fair we both get to have fun with it
Sergej > reciprocal vaseline use....
Sergej > might even do a preemptive strike there
Azure Skyclad > The order of Vaseline, Stoat and Atandros isn't set in stone...
MattSB > 5 hours for t2 large projectiles *o/*#
* MattSB does the happy dance
Cal5 > How long till your a good pvper?
MattSB > -.-
* MattSB does the happy dance
Cal5 > How long till your a good pvper?
MattSB > -.-
Van deMerve > its hard enouth to talkin english for pls stop talk in spanish
Shadow XII > 'hard enough to talkin english for please stop talk in spanish', holy shit.
GermanMG > Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Viara Kasturn > ...Eh?
Shadow XII > Of course I've been far as to look more like.
Loki Kaldun > I look more like the further i go
Shadow XII > Why wouldn't you effort to look more go far like with?
Maria VonFritzel > I look more and more like the further I go
GermanMG > You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided.
Viara Kasturn > I KNOW THE WORDS BUT IT MEANS NOTHING
Shadow XII > 'hard enough to talkin english for please stop talk in spanish', holy shit.
GermanMG > Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Viara Kasturn > ...Eh?
Shadow XII > Of course I've been far as to look more like.
Loki Kaldun > I look more like the further i go
Shadow XII > Why wouldn't you effort to look more go far like with?
Maria VonFritzel > I look more and more like the further I go
GermanMG > You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided.
Viara Kasturn > I KNOW THE WORDS BUT IT MEANS NOTHING
Drewic[BIGAA] > Most EVE players have forgotten more than I will ever know about this game :D
Hira'razhir > Kehm!
Hira'razhir > i wanna talk to you :
Jacob Etienne > ill talk to ya.. im prettier
Jacob Etienne > plus easier
Jacob Etienne > /emote purrs
Kehmor > ok hira
Hira'razhir > you arent the one for me, sorry
Kehmor > lets talk
Hira'razhir > :)
Kehmor > is this a private convo *wink wink*
Jacob Etienne > ooh
Jacob Etienne > keep it public
Jacob Etienne > /emote needs fappage material
Jacob Etienne > ...good god.. im becoming Entity.
Hira'razhir > i wanna talk to you :
Jacob Etienne > ill talk to ya.. im prettier
Jacob Etienne > plus easier
Jacob Etienne > /emote purrs
Kehmor > ok hira
Hira'razhir > you arent the one for me, sorry
Kehmor > lets talk
Hira'razhir > :)
Kehmor > is this a private convo *wink wink*
Jacob Etienne > ooh
Jacob Etienne > keep it public
Jacob Etienne > /emote needs fappage material
Jacob Etienne > ...good god.. im becoming Entity.
Slackiekommando: eviltwin and cognac are in ng
LongJohn Scr0tum: does ne one here like real beer?
Damien Smith: no, beer is for girls
Damien Smith: vodka: all
LongJohn Scr0tum: u sir r a ruffian
Damien Smith: thank you
LongJohn Scr0tum: r there ne refined gentlemen in this channel?
Damien Smith: and you sir are an uncultured savage
LongJohn Scr0tum: u mock me sir?
Damien Smith: beer is for the lower classes, the great unwashed, and yes sir, I do bite my thumb as you sir
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir! i demand satisfaction , velators at iges V sir! name your second
Damien Smith: I accept your duel, and will throughly enjoy giving you a hard earned spanking, eh what?
LongJohn Scr0tum: i challenged u 2 a duel at rookie ships sir
Damien Smith: I know, and I accepted your challenge
LongJohn Scr0tum: very well sir!
Damien Smith: I shall be at the place of battle forthwith
Damien Smith: I am currently elsewhere pwning noobs so I may be a few minutes
LongJohn Scr0tum: hold your tongue a moment knave , for i am not yet ready! first i have to eat a festive meal of curry
LongJohn Scr0tum: then i must find aforementioned rookie ship
Damien Smith: of course sir, for curry is not a meal to be trifled with
Damien Smith: nor is trifle for that matter
LongJohn Scr0tum: i see you are not as uneducated a man as i first thoght sir , for trifle is indeed a meal to be rekoned with
Damien Smith: indeed sir, trifle is a formidable opponent
LongJohn Scr0tum: especially sherry trifle
LongJohn Scr0tum: i would not attempt a sherry trifle without at least 2 wingmates , both armed to the teeth
Damien Smith: and with ecm
LongJohn Scr0tum: yes
LongJohn Scr0tum: and extra creame
LongJohn Scr0tum: and possibly a cherry , if i am in the mood for cherrys
Damien Smith: sherry and cherry? do you know what madness you speak of?!?!
Damien Smith: let it never be discussed again
Damien Smith: for 'they' are listening...
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir you know not what you say , but i shall let it pass on this occasion
Damien Smith: I know only too well what I say, for the voices repeat it to me to make sure I do
Damien Smith: they tell me to kill things...
LongJohn Scr0tum: do they ever tell u 2 kill miners sir?
Damien Smith: sometimes
Damien Smith: I try to refuse, but they are... persistant.
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir i am of the opinion that if miners wish to clog up asteroid belts with there barges and cans then they are in deservance of being blown up
Damien Smith: well, if it is for the good of the environment then I guess it is a worthy cause
LongJohn Scr0tum: indeed i consider myselt an enviromentalist
LongJohn Scr0tum: and also a collector of stripminers
LongJohn Scr0tum: and named cargo extenders
Damien Smith: a fine pastime I'm sure
LongJohn Scr0tum: it is indeed , why only the other day i aquired a fine alpha mod extended cargo
Damien Smith: splendid!
LongJohn Scr0tum: from a gentleman who was bursting to be rid of it!
Damien Smith: bursting you say?
Damien Smit; was he coming apart at the seams?
LongJohn Scr0tum: well shall we say the transaction was rather explosive....
Damien Smith: ah, I see...
LongJohn Scr0tum: does ne one here like real beer?
Damien Smith: no, beer is for girls
Damien Smith: vodka: all
LongJohn Scr0tum: u sir r a ruffian
Damien Smith: thank you
LongJohn Scr0tum: r there ne refined gentlemen in this channel?
Damien Smith: and you sir are an uncultured savage
LongJohn Scr0tum: u mock me sir?
Damien Smith: beer is for the lower classes, the great unwashed, and yes sir, I do bite my thumb as you sir
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir! i demand satisfaction , velators at iges V sir! name your second
Damien Smith: I accept your duel, and will throughly enjoy giving you a hard earned spanking, eh what?
LongJohn Scr0tum: i challenged u 2 a duel at rookie ships sir
Damien Smith: I know, and I accepted your challenge
LongJohn Scr0tum: very well sir!
Damien Smith: I shall be at the place of battle forthwith
Damien Smith: I am currently elsewhere pwning noobs so I may be a few minutes
LongJohn Scr0tum: hold your tongue a moment knave , for i am not yet ready! first i have to eat a festive meal of curry
LongJohn Scr0tum: then i must find aforementioned rookie ship
Damien Smith: of course sir, for curry is not a meal to be trifled with
Damien Smith: nor is trifle for that matter
LongJohn Scr0tum: i see you are not as uneducated a man as i first thoght sir , for trifle is indeed a meal to be rekoned with
Damien Smith: indeed sir, trifle is a formidable opponent
LongJohn Scr0tum: especially sherry trifle
LongJohn Scr0tum: i would not attempt a sherry trifle without at least 2 wingmates , both armed to the teeth
Damien Smith: and with ecm
LongJohn Scr0tum: yes
LongJohn Scr0tum: and extra creame
LongJohn Scr0tum: and possibly a cherry , if i am in the mood for cherrys
Damien Smith: sherry and cherry? do you know what madness you speak of?!?!
Damien Smith: let it never be discussed again
Damien Smith: for 'they' are listening...
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir you know not what you say , but i shall let it pass on this occasion
Damien Smith: I know only too well what I say, for the voices repeat it to me to make sure I do
Damien Smith: they tell me to kill things...
LongJohn Scr0tum: do they ever tell u 2 kill miners sir?
Damien Smith: sometimes
Damien Smith: I try to refuse, but they are... persistant.
LongJohn Scr0tum: sir i am of the opinion that if miners wish to clog up asteroid belts with there barges and cans then they are in deservance of being blown up
Damien Smith: well, if it is for the good of the environment then I guess it is a worthy cause
LongJohn Scr0tum: indeed i consider myselt an enviromentalist
LongJohn Scr0tum: and also a collector of stripminers
LongJohn Scr0tum: and named cargo extenders
Damien Smith: a fine pastime I'm sure
LongJohn Scr0tum: it is indeed , why only the other day i aquired a fine alpha mod extended cargo
Damien Smith: splendid!
LongJohn Scr0tum: from a gentleman who was bursting to be rid of it!
Damien Smith: bursting you say?
Damien Smit; was he coming apart at the seams?
LongJohn Scr0tum: well shall we say the transaction was rather explosive....
Damien Smith: ah, I see...
Lucas Sator > i want to attack one of the patrol ships just to see how fast they would vaporize me
Or'Ipahs > lalz
Lucas Sator > im taking bets on how long my noob ass will last
Ghost Serina > as long as everyone else
Ghost Serina > concord = jam, sensor damp, scram, insta-pop
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > always in that order?
Ghost Serina > no
Ghost Serina > at once
Or'Ipahs > any order - always facerape
Ghost Serina > exactly
Ghost Serina > they show up and you're done
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > facerape
Or'Ipahs > :P
Ghost Serina > and not a nice facerape either, it's like a brutal skullfucking
Or'Ipahs > roflz
Lucas Sator > i get the point
Lucas Sator > lol
Or'Ipahs > hehe
Ghost Serina > they gouge out your eyes and fuck your eyesocket once and your head implodes
Lucas Sator > even my clone will be all retarded
Lucas Sator > from the skull fucking i took
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Or'Ipahs > rofl
Lucas Sator > brutal death metal playing in backround
Or'Ipahs > lalz
Lucas Sator > im taking bets on how long my noob ass will last
Ghost Serina > as long as everyone else
Ghost Serina > concord = jam, sensor damp, scram, insta-pop
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > always in that order?
Ghost Serina > no
Ghost Serina > at once
Or'Ipahs > any order - always facerape
Ghost Serina > exactly
Ghost Serina > they show up and you're done
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > facerape
Or'Ipahs > :P
Ghost Serina > and not a nice facerape either, it's like a brutal skullfucking
Or'Ipahs > roflz
Lucas Sator > i get the point
Lucas Sator > lol
Or'Ipahs > hehe
Ghost Serina > they gouge out your eyes and fuck your eyesocket once and your head implodes
Lucas Sator > even my clone will be all retarded
Lucas Sator > from the skull fucking i took
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Or'Ipahs > rofl
Lucas Sator > brutal death metal playing in backround
Madbuzz > *gives tolin a gun and asks him 2 play russian roulette by himself* :
Tolin Dorden > *click*
Tolin Dorden > *click
Tolin Dorden > *click
Tolin Dorden > *click*
Tolin Dorden > *Click
Tolin Dorden > sorry I think it's defective... can you try it out plz?
Tolin Dorden > *click*
Tolin Dorden > *click
Tolin Dorden > *click
Tolin Dorden > *click*
Tolin Dorden > *Click
Tolin Dorden > sorry I think it's defective... can you try it out plz?
Dan Wilkie > Do I R0x0r your b0x0rs?
Cypherous > You would was i wearing any
* Dan Wilkie contemplates the fact there's two naked men sat in front of their PC/laptops
Dan Wilkie > Hmmm
Dan Wilkie > I might quite eve again...
Dan Wilkie > :p
Cypherous > Did i mention i have a webcam >.<
Cypherous > You would was i wearing any
* Dan Wilkie contemplates the fact there's two naked men sat in front of their PC/laptops
Dan Wilkie > Hmmm
Dan Wilkie > I might quite eve again...
Dan Wilkie > :p
Cypherous > Did i mention i have a webcam >.<
arith danta > you're not going to get on shrikes killmail, however you are going to cause the node to turn into a molten slagheap on the datacenter floor