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Azia Burgi > oh yummy! a corpse!
Azia Burgi > oh yummy! a corpse!
Maldax Attreides > man my mom came today from iran here in romania cant play eve like before
DaddyS > yeah
Maldax Attreides > she hates my pc and my game :/
The Clash > she coem on vacation ?
DaddyS > send her back home
The Clash > pod her
DaddyS > ask her to take your wife with her
Maldax Attreides > LOL
Maldax Attreides > yeah she came here in vacation
Maldax Attreides > im 30 years old and im fucking scary from my mom dude
The Clash > LMFAO !
wEkrId > haha
DaddyS > yeah
Maldax Attreides > she hates my pc and my game :/
The Clash > she coem on vacation ?
DaddyS > send her back home
The Clash > pod her
DaddyS > ask her to take your wife with her
Maldax Attreides > LOL
Maldax Attreides > yeah she came here in vacation
Maldax Attreides > im 30 years old and im fucking scary from my mom dude
The Clash > LMFAO !
wEkrId > haha
Podeewan Kenobi > anyone wanna do me in before i hit the sack?
Henry Fredyericus > what the heck you talking about....
Henry Fredyericus > u must be having your own kinky dreams
Podeewan Kenobi > I'm sure you've read my bio?
Podeewan Kenobi > wanna get your name listed in my travels?
Henry Fredyericus > there's the hourly rate in your bio ?
Podeewan Kenobi > 1K isk per podding... it'll be funn.. you get a spiffy corpse, i get dead.
Podeewan Kenobi > *death.. silly me.
Podeewan Kenobi > don't make me have to beg...
Podeewan Kenobi > oh mister Henry diddums.. Would you be so kind as to... rub your large... ammo across my hull? please please please?
Podeewan Kenobi > I'd be ever so grateful...
Podeewan Kenobi > ok.. if you change your mind, i'll be at one of the dashingly good looking cyno fields in this system...
Podeewan Kenobi > Ichi.. c'mon.. be a rebel
Podeewan Kenobi > you know.. i bet if i was some hot miner type, you'd pod me in an instant..
Podeewan Kenobi > I can't believe i'm in 0.0 and having to BEG to be podded. Yo get isk for crying out loud.
Henry Fredyericus > takes all kind...
Henry Fredyericus > what the heck you talking about....
Henry Fredyericus > u must be having your own kinky dreams
Podeewan Kenobi > I'm sure you've read my bio?
Podeewan Kenobi > wanna get your name listed in my travels?
Henry Fredyericus > there's the hourly rate in your bio ?
Podeewan Kenobi > 1K isk per podding... it'll be funn.. you get a spiffy corpse, i get dead.
Podeewan Kenobi > *death.. silly me.
Podeewan Kenobi > don't make me have to beg...
Podeewan Kenobi > oh mister Henry diddums.. Would you be so kind as to... rub your large... ammo across my hull? please please please?
Podeewan Kenobi > I'd be ever so grateful...
Podeewan Kenobi > ok.. if you change your mind, i'll be at one of the dashingly good looking cyno fields in this system...
Podeewan Kenobi > Ichi.. c'mon.. be a rebel
Podeewan Kenobi > you know.. i bet if i was some hot miner type, you'd pod me in an instant..
Podeewan Kenobi > I can't believe i'm in 0.0 and having to BEG to be podded. Yo get isk for crying out loud.
Henry Fredyericus > takes all kind...
Treacherous > u forget im american if its beyond our boarders i cant find it
Hostile Negotiator > privaqueer's broken? why wont you fight?
Cygnet Lythanea > First tiem I've ever actually enjoyed a nerf.
Cygnet Lythanea > usually it's my ship setups being screwed over.
Cygnet Lythanea > First tiem I've ever actually enjoyed a nerf.
Cygnet Lythanea > usually it's my ship setups being screwed over.
<+bitreider> i've always thought like. you know the "What superpoewr would you have question?"
<+bitreider> i'd just want to spawn millions of spiders out of any thing.
<+Levin> my superpower would be the ability to summon bears at will
<@FooB> is your superpower how to fail at everything?
<+Levin> because
<+bitreider> beras. that's a good one
<+bitreider> also
<+Levin> that will end anything
<+bitreider> you can ride a bear
<+bitreider> you can't ride a spider.
<+Levin> yeah
<+Levin> exactly
<maybeHere> you can ride a spider
<+Morax> big spider yes?
<+Levin> you think a spider can beat a bear?
<maybeHere> it just needs to be big enough
<+bitreider> or
<@Insig> ARAGOG
<+bitreider> enough little spiders
<+bitreider> they could be like
<+bitreider> nano machines
<+bitreider> any structure on earth
<+bitreider> recrate it
<+Levin> or
<@Insig> that assemble into a bear?
<+bitreider> with millions of spiders
<+Levin> i could just summon more bears
<+bitreider> i could make a bear
<+bitreider> out of spiders
<@Insig> BEAR MADE OF SPIDERS
<@Insig> FUCK YEAH
<+Levin> i could make a giant spider out of bears
<+Levin> what now?
<+bitreider> whoa.
<+bitreider> mind
<+bitreider> blown
<+bitreider> i'd just want to spawn millions of spiders out of any thing.
<+Levin> my superpower would be the ability to summon bears at will
<@FooB> is your superpower how to fail at everything?
<+Levin> because
<+bitreider> beras. that's a good one
<+bitreider> also
<+Levin> that will end anything
<+bitreider> you can ride a bear
<+bitreider> you can't ride a spider.
<+Levin> yeah
<+Levin> exactly
<maybeHere> you can ride a spider
<+Morax> big spider yes?
<+Levin> you think a spider can beat a bear?
<maybeHere> it just needs to be big enough
<+bitreider> or
<@Insig> ARAGOG
<+bitreider> enough little spiders
<+bitreider> they could be like
<+bitreider> nano machines
<+bitreider> any structure on earth
<+bitreider> recrate it
<+Levin> or
<@Insig> that assemble into a bear?
<+bitreider> with millions of spiders
<+Levin> i could just summon more bears
<+bitreider> i could make a bear
<+bitreider> out of spiders
<@Insig> BEAR MADE OF SPIDERS
<@Insig> FUCK YEAH
<+Levin> i could make a giant spider out of bears
<+Levin> what now?
<+bitreider> whoa.
<+bitreider> mind
<+bitreider> blown
Karanth > ...are you of the law firm dewy, screwum, and howe?
Mike Azariah > number one cause of ship loss, right thare, most dangerous pirate is Captain Morgan rum
Nhoj Sllew > anybody know why i can't repackage my ship?
Societies Punishment > cause you are in it
Nhoj Sllew > fuck
Nhoj Sllew > thanks
Nhoj Sllew > i am an idiot
Societies Punishment > cause you are in it
Nhoj Sllew > fuck
Nhoj Sllew > thanks
Nhoj Sllew > i am an idiot
Miscus V > starts playing basketball
Revanic > uses baseball bat to hit miscus V and tells him to play more evil sport that you can use weapons in
Revanic > :D
Miscus V > switches to paintball
Revanic > swithes to pigeon shooting
Miscus V > switches to russian roulette
Miscus V > pushes the red button
Miscus V > nukes ftw
Revanic > sits back in station chair remembering that the shields are indestructable :)
Miscus V > deploys neut drones.... presses red button again
Revanic > then uses station defensesto flatten the planet miscus launched the nukes from
Revanic > kills nuet drones with massive uber nuet drone killing array
Miscus V > too bad the master chief made it to your ship first... end game
Revanic > uses baseball bat to hit miscus V and tells him to play more evil sport that you can use weapons in
Revanic > :D
Miscus V > switches to paintball
Revanic > swithes to pigeon shooting
Miscus V > switches to russian roulette
Miscus V > pushes the red button
Miscus V > nukes ftw
Revanic > sits back in station chair remembering that the shields are indestructable :)
Miscus V > deploys neut drones.... presses red button again
Revanic > then uses station defensesto flatten the planet miscus launched the nukes from
Revanic > kills nuet drones with massive uber nuet drone killing array
Miscus V > too bad the master chief made it to your ship first... end game