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Golakka > anyone know what happened to the klingon alliance?
Golakka > if anyone sais romulans, i will kill them
Selenta > vulcans....
Golakka > bas*ard -_-
Urlosin Aship > whats mine is yours, you know that
Urlosin Aship > ummmmm ok everything but the cat
Urlosin Aship > however the wife I can give you
LigitLawer > Hello, I represent the prosecution in this case Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom i trying ot be nice and u keep screwed with me
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
RainbowTinks > right.. better go and make myself beautiful.. brb
Yaevep > see ya in 2 hours
BlackDog Rackh'am > omfg
Akhual > roflmao
sigirelli > :(
Akhual > roflmao with cherrys on top
* sigirelli gets coat
* Akhual is roflmao so hard he's crying
Akhual > you made my day dude
Max Calimaris > ?
Max Calimaris > sig just die?
sigirelli > :(
Akhual > max, did you know you can change skills mid train and not lose all the cp you learnt?
* sigirelli cries
Max Calimaris > yeah
Akhual > cos sig only just this second found out
Akhual > after all ths time playing - 4 months!!
Akhual > !!!!!
Max Calimaris > wtflmfao!
Max Calimaris > u never tried it :))))
Max Calimaris > august septembver october november :)
Max Calimaris > 4 months siggy thatt gotta be a record :)
Macky Oriley > ah sig you gem
sigirelli > :(
Akhual > theres not enough places I can post that story
sigirelli > so how do u do it?!
* sigirelli cries again
sigirelli > that does make things a lot easier
sigirelli > thought it was a bit stupid!
Max Calimaris > it tells u u nork!
sigirelli > lol yep
Max Calimaris > no wonder you nearly quit :)
sigirelli > i work it out in my head when i have to log back on and change :(
sigirelli > i dnt go to bed until i can :(
Akhual > rofl
Max Calimaris > 'oh no ive gotta let this finish or ill lose the points!"
Max Calimaris > RAWR
Sigirelli > I even leave my gf's house at 2am just to get home and change skills!!! Didn't want to lose 9 hours...
<eskalin> molle wtf is a ladettes?
<Theo> a male version of the bidet
<wizzard66> lol
<wizzard66> when i went to a good hotel with my wife, she saw a bidet for the first time. before i knew it she was washing her feet into one
<wizzard66> then i explained wat it was
<wizzard66> she spend like 20 minutes on it
<abs> hahaha
<Throdax> lmao
<wizzard66> and i had to leave the room :-(
Zakthar Kadaj > caldari ships have 2 designers, one to design the left half, one to design the right, and they're not allowed to talk to each other....ever
Dsann > lmao
osku > lol
Zakthar Kadaj > and the minmatar design from the spare parts they have in the heap
Dsann > true
Dsann > and gallente?
Zakthar Kadaj > i cant think of one for their designers
Dsann > they were watching pOrn as they made them =)
Dsann > has to be
Zakthar Kadaj > ROFL
Zakthar Kadaj > would explain the rax, and the iteron
Zakthar Kadaj > and the brutix in a way
Zakthar Kadaj > and the domi, if ur into that kinda porn
Dsann > atron has some parts that look kinda suspisous
Jordon Miles > well probably not... I mean it just doesn't seem prutenant
Kaitou Shiroi > Prutenant: When something is not only necessary but also on topic. See also: Prudent, pertinent.
Jordon Miles > pffff f u kaitou, I like inventing words in my spare time :P
Ford Hakata > I think inventing new words only leads to confuzzlement and misunderstandimations.
Funkcikle > support is like, a bra, u use it to hold tits up
Tsia > It's bad when eve gets to the point that I triple check my repair bill in stations before accepting, in case it's a scam.
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