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Kamikaze Hoe > Would anyone like a hand job in private chat? for 2 million isk to buy a new ship XXX
Princess Radders > no no no
Nargush Mandible > Wow, how do ye do that in text!?
Kamikaze Hoe > You just type
Kamikaze Hoe > KEYBOARD
Princess Radders > ill do it over web cam for 1 million isk
Kamikaze Hoe > I'm better at playing with myself than you
Kamikaze Hoe > Uuuuh
Princess Radders > sush
Princess Radders > 4 million isk for some girl on girl
Kamikaze Hoe > I look like Kirsten Dunst
Nargush Mandible > Wow, this IS a new level to Eve.
Kamikaze Hoe > Virtual hand jobs are cool
Dominikov > <------that way
Dominikov > ------>sorry this way
NovaReon > I thought it was over there ^
Dominikov > nope \/ that way
bonekill Rinn > 01:04:44 Notify J5b Phased Prototype Warp Scrambler I deactivates as Broke Dick Mountian begins to explode.
Zenn Sefaris > hey bone, my Broke Dick Mountain exploded one second before yours did
Always Shootslast > do petitions show up as a mail icon on your character at start up, like reg mail
el caido > no, but the help icon flashes
Always Shootslast > which ones that
el caido > the ironically named one
Kamikaze1 > wtf ^^
Kamikaze1 > i bought pants
BloodSpoon > w00t for pants
Koronos > er
Kamikaze1 > but wrong size ^^
Koronos > pants?
Koronos > lol
Kamikaze1 > its kid size rofl
BloodSpoon > lol
Kamikaze1 > i was stoned
Kamikaze1 > ^^
Kamikaze1 > never buys pants again
Kamikaze1 > only hot pants o.0
Tarri > don“t need pants to play eve
Rutoo > signed
Koronos > signed

(After 30 minutes of dead silence in Muvolailen local...)
Ralarina > you leave my vagina alone!
Zindzhi > I want a BS with the 'cane looks
jinjania > i want a machariel
Makkaz > i want a blowjob
jinjania > is that a frigate?
Norven &gt; 23 minutes til i have the skill to fly a cruiser :)
Kyrall &gt; which race?
Norven &gt; caldari
Kyrall &gt; booooooo
Kyrall &gt; btw: welcome to ugly town in 23mins :P
Norven &gt; caldari have good mining cruiser
Arro Cera &gt; OMG REALLY?!?!
Norven &gt; and who *wouldnt* want to be able to turn to their significant other and casually mention they were flying a badger earlier that day...
Kyrall &gt; saw my aunty at the weekend, got some newly hatched chicks, and 1 was deformed, legs stuck out sideways and it couldnt stand, I KNEW it reminded me of something...
Xeross155 > But does CG have Ethnic shizzle now so I can apply ?
Rammit > we will all watch ethnic jokes we talked about it last night
Xeross155 > I'm talking bout the character skill -_-
Rammit > oh
Rammit > wow I feel stupid
Xeross155 > You seriously discussed ethnic jokes with the corp o.O
Rammit > yes
Aevea Ning > I suspect a conspiracy
Aevea Ning > I got insurance email before my ship blew up
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