Rolly Polly > Yeah, you're just about as useful as a chocolate teapot aren't you.
J Thilla > hey jih did u knwo eve is broken
jih chop > uh, no?
J Thilla > yep large bountie faction rats = no good loot = eve is broken
jih chop > are you being serious or sarcastic?
Codin Ormolu > well git and smity got faction loot, I remember one Itime I got none that first time
J Thilla > the 4 mil and higher faction rats i have never heard of any kinda good loot
jih chop > I've only EVER gotten 1 dread spawn - and harvested a dread invul from it
Codin Ormolu > that's the best mod I have heard coming out of ry
jih chop > but I DO know that on the release of trinity CCP nerfed the hell outta loot/salv
jih chop > matbe they did it again w/ QR
jih chop > friggin GiT falls outta bed, lands on a dread spawn
J Thilla > probally
jih chop > walks across room, stubs toe on a dread spawn
Codin Ormolu > haha
jih chop > pours bowl of cereal - the prize is a dread spawn
J Thilla > lol
J Thilla > u get a priz ein box?
jih chop > I swear to god the guy could shit, flush, and left there in the bottom of the bowl would be a dread spawn
jih chop > uh, no?
J Thilla > yep large bountie faction rats = no good loot = eve is broken
jih chop > are you being serious or sarcastic?
Codin Ormolu > well git and smity got faction loot, I remember one Itime I got none that first time
J Thilla > the 4 mil and higher faction rats i have never heard of any kinda good loot
jih chop > I've only EVER gotten 1 dread spawn - and harvested a dread invul from it
Codin Ormolu > that's the best mod I have heard coming out of ry
jih chop > but I DO know that on the release of trinity CCP nerfed the hell outta loot/salv
jih chop > matbe they did it again w/ QR
jih chop > friggin GiT falls outta bed, lands on a dread spawn
J Thilla > probally
jih chop > walks across room, stubs toe on a dread spawn
Codin Ormolu > haha
jih chop > pours bowl of cereal - the prize is a dread spawn
J Thilla > lol
J Thilla > u get a priz ein box?
jih chop > I swear to god the guy could shit, flush, and left there in the bottom of the bowl would be a dread spawn
<^1man_army> omfg
<^1man_army> go away
<^1man_army> you're everywhere :(
<Kurenin> im an attention whore
<^1man_army> maybe you're my alter ego
<Kurenin> its what i do
<^1man_army> go away
<^1man_army> you're everywhere :(
<Kurenin> im an attention whore
<^1man_army> maybe you're my alter ego
<Kurenin> its what i do
Sam Cross > GIVING AWAY 7.25 BILLION ISK. 3x your ISK BACK. ALL ISK SENT WILL BE RETURNED TRIPLED. Been a great run. GL and HF EVE players. 4 BILLION isk given out so far.
Theo Samaritan > WALLETMON I CHOOSE YOU
Theo Samaritan > WALLETMON used ASSKICK
Theo Samaritan > It was SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Theo Samaritan > /emote punts Sam into the pit.
Theo Samaritan > Swarta, bitch.
Theo Samaritan > WALLETMON I CHOOSE YOU
Theo Samaritan > WALLETMON used ASSKICK
Theo Samaritan > It was SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Theo Samaritan > /emote punts Sam into the pit.
Theo Samaritan > Swarta, bitch.
[HermanLivesInABucket] AEOLUSWIND! it is me (herman)
[Feyrhel] wow its herman.
[Aadahn] no it isn't
[HermanLivesInABucket] THIS IS REALLY HERMAN TRUSTUS ME
[AeolusWind] Herman! I trust you are safe?
[HermanLivesInABucket] yes i gots some good ships now for blasting PIRAETS!
[AeolusWind] I'm glad to hear it herman, can never be too sure about those pirates
[HermanLivesInABucket] IT ES GETTING TOO BIG! i haves to keep it in spaec vaults now or maybe bury it on some omoons BUT I CANT LAND ON ANYTHING i need moer better ships for herman
[AeolusWind] herman: have you treasure chests (considered giant secure cans) for your treasure?
[Aadahn] i think herman is insane... I like that in a person
[HermanLivesInABucket] no i must get some of this secure can. herman keeps lal the treasures in a wallet i think WOH KNOWS!
[Feyrhel] wow its herman.
[Aadahn] no it isn't
[HermanLivesInABucket] THIS IS REALLY HERMAN TRUSTUS ME
[AeolusWind] Herman! I trust you are safe?
[HermanLivesInABucket] yes i gots some good ships now for blasting PIRAETS!
[AeolusWind] I'm glad to hear it herman, can never be too sure about those pirates
[HermanLivesInABucket] IT ES GETTING TOO BIG! i haves to keep it in spaec vaults now or maybe bury it on some omoons BUT I CANT LAND ON ANYTHING i need moer better ships for herman
[AeolusWind] herman: have you treasure chests (considered giant secure cans) for your treasure?
[Aadahn] i think herman is insane... I like that in a person
[HermanLivesInABucket] no i must get some of this secure can. herman keeps lal the treasures in a wallet i think WOH KNOWS!
Xazier > yeah TRI just need more friends...plain and simple..
Requiescat > no
Xazier > more titans?
Xazier > the awnser is you need industry base to finance caps...and you need numbers...thats it
PanzerGrenadier > lol
Requiescat > no
Requiescat > you need russian isk buyers and bob to pay for your cap losses
Requiescat > rite
Xazier > of course
Xazier > since you guys already are doing that right?
Xazier > got bob in your pocket
Requiescat > yeah man
Xazier > financing your dread losses
Requiescat > dude molle sent me 20 bil yesterday
Xazier > haha..
Requiescat > told me to "buy myself something nice"
abrasive soap > ccccccccccccccccc
Requiescat > then he slapped my ass
Requiescat > sort of a mixed message
Requiescat > no
Xazier > more titans?
Xazier > the awnser is you need industry base to finance caps...and you need numbers...thats it
PanzerGrenadier > lol
Requiescat > no
Requiescat > you need russian isk buyers and bob to pay for your cap losses
Requiescat > rite
Xazier > of course
Xazier > since you guys already are doing that right?
Xazier > got bob in your pocket
Requiescat > yeah man
Xazier > financing your dread losses
Requiescat > dude molle sent me 20 bil yesterday
Xazier > haha..
Requiescat > told me to "buy myself something nice"
abrasive soap > ccccccccccccccccc
Requiescat > then he slapped my ass
Requiescat > sort of a mixed message
Charles Etay > I could use less real life, and more fun.
Graelyn > RL has insanely high jumpclone requirements
Ciarente > RL has too much grind
Salba > Too much aggro, too.
Graelyn > ya
Salba > pvp sucks.
Graelyn > death penalty is uberharsh
Salba > Getting your account banned is pretty extreme, too.
Ciarente > And the GM's are really unresponsive to peititons
Salba > The graphics are good but the story is so dry.
Ravion Venris > Lack of mods ;
Ciarente > Plus you hit the level cap in next to no time
Salba > They let noobs run everything.
Ravion Venris > Great multiplayer.
Salba > What?
Ravion Venris > No lag.
Salba > Multiplayer sucks.
Ravion Venris > Depends on the team.
Salba > Nobody has the right stats for their class.
Salba > Crossclassing everywhere.
Salba > Like, what's the point of choosing one at all?
Salba > Really, really strange racial abilities.
CJ Walker > and some of that shit is not in the least balanced
Salba > Korean: +5 to all Mathematics rolls, +30 to any Starcraft rolls, Size -2.
Salba > * North Koreans may consume Communism as they would food.
Salba > Russian: 250% Resistance to inebreation, +10 to any science related skills, -5 interaction with Western Europeans, -20 interaction with Americans. All Russians begin with the Ice Resistance and Iron Kidney perks.
Salba > German: 200% advantage in combat versus any European or American, but 300% national shame if defeated in addition to normal modifiers. All Germans begin with the Beercrafting skill and a specialization in any firearms manufacturing ability.
Salba > Gain the 'Neurotic Timekeeping' flaw if you are third generation or over.
Salba > Spaniard: 150% bonus versus bulls. All Spaniards may wear tights, regardless of gender restrictions. Ignore all negative consequences to Fascism while it is in effect.
Salba > Chinese: Clone fees waived. Size -2. Immune to air and water pollution. May only leave China by way of Shanghai, Hong Kong or Guangzhou. 125% versus spy planes.
Salba > Unit strength 90%, unit cost 75%.
Salba > Canadian: 300% versus any large tree. May only use 'Excessively Representative' type governments. Automatically take one of 'Mandatory Apologies' or 'Compulsory Manners' flaws. Only Europeans and other Canadiancs can discern you from Americans.
Salba > Negative effects of Bacon are cancelled.
Salba > May take French at 50% regular cost.
Salba > Oh, I also forgot, Russians: Automatically begin with the character trait, 'Disquietingly Dour'
Salba > Israeli: May only ally with Americans. Cannot ally with any Muslim. Walls, Sniper costs reduced by half. May only choose from 'Jewish', 'Unaligned' or 'Muslim'* relgions.<br><br>* WARNING! NOT RECCOMMENDED!
Salba > Suffers triple negative effects of Bacon.
Salba > Cypriot: (Not implemented yet. Choose: Greek, Turkish.)
Salba > Palestinian: May not ally with any Israeli or American. House defense = 0% versus bulldozers, gunship helicopters. 200% damage versus battletanls using any explosive or brick type attack. Tunnels cost reduced by half. Effect of valls doubled.
Salba > Does not need to announce alliances with Iranians, Egyptians.
Ciarente > Australian: 150% heat resistance. +5 beer tolerance. Must roll either 'bloke' or 'sheila' classes. All apparel choices automatically convert to blue singlets on application.
Salba > Iraqi: Shoe accuracy = 80% (fixed). May not ally with any Kurd. 150% Heat, Mortar Shell resistance. All weapons 200% versus transport helicopters. May save with 1HP on fatal Nerve Gas attacks (30% chance). Government effectiveness automatically halved.*
Salba > * Effectiveness = 0% (civil war) when Americans are present. Weak versus Iranians.
Salba > ** SPECIAL NOTE REGARDING IRAQIS **<br>Iraqis are the only Middle Eastern faction (including Israel) which may freely choose the 'Secular' type governments without additional difficulty. This is a huge advantage! But note that effectiveness penalties still
Salba > apply, regardless of normal values.
Salba > Georgian: May not form any government other than 'Close-Enough-Ocracy', To perform any action, draw a civilan card from your stack and immediately execute it. 33% versus Russians. May not use Air Power or Sea Power type skills.
Salba > +10 to any skill in the Nationalism pool. Draw a random faction card from the deck at the start of your turn. Until your next turn, treat this faction as an ally (even if they list you as KOS!).
Salba > Irish: 'Bad Breath' and 'Terrible Singing' effects of Alcoholism are waived. Beards grant +3 to all charisma checks. Red hair grants +3 to all charisma checks (stacks with beards). May freely participate in any Canadian-Military action, even off of your
Salba > turn.
Salba > Alliance with English players immediately voilds all other alliances.
Salba > +300% to jigs and carousing.
Salba > <b>Irish players must immediately engage any character who calls them Scottish.</b>
Graelyn > well ofc
Salba > This follows the same rule as Iranians/Iraqis and Japanese/Koreans. Please refer to those rules for details.
Salba > Sagan: Begin with Knowledge of the Universe. May not craft pies.
Graelyn > RL has insanely high jumpclone requirements
Ciarente > RL has too much grind
Salba > Too much aggro, too.
Graelyn > ya
Salba > pvp sucks.
Graelyn > death penalty is uberharsh
Salba > Getting your account banned is pretty extreme, too.
Ciarente > And the GM's are really unresponsive to peititons
Salba > The graphics are good but the story is so dry.
Ravion Venris > Lack of mods ;
Ciarente > Plus you hit the level cap in next to no time
Salba > They let noobs run everything.
Ravion Venris > Great multiplayer.
Salba > What?
Ravion Venris > No lag.
Salba > Multiplayer sucks.
Ravion Venris > Depends on the team.
Salba > Nobody has the right stats for their class.
Salba > Crossclassing everywhere.
Salba > Like, what's the point of choosing one at all?
Salba > Really, really strange racial abilities.
CJ Walker > and some of that shit is not in the least balanced
Salba > Korean: +5 to all Mathematics rolls, +30 to any Starcraft rolls, Size -2.
Salba > * North Koreans may consume Communism as they would food.
Salba > Russian: 250% Resistance to inebreation, +10 to any science related skills, -5 interaction with Western Europeans, -20 interaction with Americans. All Russians begin with the Ice Resistance and Iron Kidney perks.
Salba > German: 200% advantage in combat versus any European or American, but 300% national shame if defeated in addition to normal modifiers. All Germans begin with the Beercrafting skill and a specialization in any firearms manufacturing ability.
Salba > Gain the 'Neurotic Timekeeping' flaw if you are third generation or over.
Salba > Spaniard: 150% bonus versus bulls. All Spaniards may wear tights, regardless of gender restrictions. Ignore all negative consequences to Fascism while it is in effect.
Salba > Chinese: Clone fees waived. Size -2. Immune to air and water pollution. May only leave China by way of Shanghai, Hong Kong or Guangzhou. 125% versus spy planes.
Salba > Unit strength 90%, unit cost 75%.
Salba > Canadian: 300% versus any large tree. May only use 'Excessively Representative' type governments. Automatically take one of 'Mandatory Apologies' or 'Compulsory Manners' flaws. Only Europeans and other Canadiancs can discern you from Americans.
Salba > Negative effects of Bacon are cancelled.
Salba > May take French at 50% regular cost.
Salba > Oh, I also forgot, Russians: Automatically begin with the character trait, 'Disquietingly Dour'
Salba > Israeli: May only ally with Americans. Cannot ally with any Muslim. Walls, Sniper costs reduced by half. May only choose from 'Jewish', 'Unaligned' or 'Muslim'* relgions.<br><br>* WARNING! NOT RECCOMMENDED!
Salba > Suffers triple negative effects of Bacon.
Salba > Cypriot: (Not implemented yet. Choose: Greek, Turkish.)
Salba > Palestinian: May not ally with any Israeli or American. House defense = 0% versus bulldozers, gunship helicopters. 200% damage versus battletanls using any explosive or brick type attack. Tunnels cost reduced by half. Effect of valls doubled.
Salba > Does not need to announce alliances with Iranians, Egyptians.
Ciarente > Australian: 150% heat resistance. +5 beer tolerance. Must roll either 'bloke' or 'sheila' classes. All apparel choices automatically convert to blue singlets on application.
Salba > Iraqi: Shoe accuracy = 80% (fixed). May not ally with any Kurd. 150% Heat, Mortar Shell resistance. All weapons 200% versus transport helicopters. May save with 1HP on fatal Nerve Gas attacks (30% chance). Government effectiveness automatically halved.*
Salba > * Effectiveness = 0% (civil war) when Americans are present. Weak versus Iranians.
Salba > ** SPECIAL NOTE REGARDING IRAQIS **<br>Iraqis are the only Middle Eastern faction (including Israel) which may freely choose the 'Secular' type governments without additional difficulty. This is a huge advantage! But note that effectiveness penalties still
Salba > apply, regardless of normal values.
Salba > Georgian: May not form any government other than 'Close-Enough-Ocracy', To perform any action, draw a civilan card from your stack and immediately execute it. 33% versus Russians. May not use Air Power or Sea Power type skills.
Salba > +10 to any skill in the Nationalism pool. Draw a random faction card from the deck at the start of your turn. Until your next turn, treat this faction as an ally (even if they list you as KOS!).
Salba > Irish: 'Bad Breath' and 'Terrible Singing' effects of Alcoholism are waived. Beards grant +3 to all charisma checks. Red hair grants +3 to all charisma checks (stacks with beards). May freely participate in any Canadian-Military action, even off of your
Salba > turn.
Salba > Alliance with English players immediately voilds all other alliances.
Salba > +300% to jigs and carousing.
Salba > <b>Irish players must immediately engage any character who calls them Scottish.</b>
Graelyn > well ofc
Salba > This follows the same rule as Iranians/Iraqis and Japanese/Koreans. Please refer to those rules for details.
Salba > Sagan: Begin with Knowledge of the Universe. May not craft pies.
Daniel Jackson > o btw to tell u that most of the people in the chat i was talking about are gay
Daniel Jackson > just to tell u i am not gay
SSG SPANO > well that was some much needed info there danny
Daniel Jackson > i could invite u to that chasst if u want
Daniel Jackson > chat
Daniel Jackson > just to tell u i am not gay
SSG SPANO > well that was some much needed info there danny
Daniel Jackson > i could invite u to that chasst if u want
Daniel Jackson > chat
Garia666 > can someone please ask tyler if he remove the block
Garia666 > he blocked meh
Darth Tom > tyler
BurNa > lol
Darth Tom > did you remove the block on garia
Tyleritus > ?
Garia666 > you blocked meh you mofo
Garia666 > can you read this?
Tyleritus > whos blocked garia
Darth Tom > can u see garia typing
Garia666 > YOU!
Tyleritus > no
Garia666 > ffs
Tyleritus > i havnt blocked him
Darth Tom > rofl
Chronoz > LOL
Garia666 > he doesnt even knows it
Tyleritus > ah i think it was accident lol
Garia666 > ffs
Garia666 > hehe
Chronoz > hehe
Tyleritus > sorry gar
Garia666 > yeah yeah
Tyleritus > I just thought he was afk ;p
Chronoz > NOOB! ;P
Garia666 > he blocked meh
Darth Tom > tyler
BurNa > lol
Darth Tom > did you remove the block on garia
Tyleritus > ?
Garia666 > you blocked meh you mofo
Garia666 > can you read this?
Tyleritus > whos blocked garia
Darth Tom > can u see garia typing
Garia666 > YOU!
Tyleritus > no
Garia666 > ffs
Tyleritus > i havnt blocked him
Darth Tom > rofl
Chronoz > LOL
Garia666 > he doesnt even knows it
Tyleritus > ah i think it was accident lol
Garia666 > ffs
Garia666 > hehe
Chronoz > hehe
Tyleritus > sorry gar
Garia666 > yeah yeah
Tyleritus > I just thought he was afk ;p
Chronoz > NOOB! ;P
(Talking about the next alliance tournament)
Draekas Darkwater > Isn't it usually held at the end of August?
Derek 1337 > Seeing as the last four have been July, December, September, April, no, it's not usually at the end of August
Draekas Darkwater > Isn't it usually held at the end of August?
Derek 1337 > Seeing as the last four have been July, December, September, April, no, it's not usually at the end of August