Frog Sock > Holoreel: Wanted for Love
PM Keys > Where can I rent it?
PM Keys > (but may be a bit of a chic flick)
Frog Sock > I'm sure some deranged fan of eve has made their own version of it by now :)
PM Keys > lol
Frog Sock > and it's up on pornotube :)
PM Keys > Where can I rent it?
PM Keys > (but may be a bit of a chic flick)
Frog Sock > I'm sure some deranged fan of eve has made their own version of it by now :)
PM Keys > lol
Frog Sock > and it's up on pornotube :)
Friedhofsgirl > whats the best way to open a bottle of wkd with no bottle opener?
Friedhofsgirl > cant seem to prise it open with scissors
Ari Gallish > use your teeth
McBarnacle > use your teeth
Ari Gallish > lol
McBarnacle > ur young enough
McBarnacle > hehe
McBarnacle > well said Ari
Friedhofsgirl > never thought of that
authochthonian > or get a hammer...
Friedhofsgirl > dont really want glass everywhere.
McBarnacle > if ur clever u can use the edge of a table and just knock the bottle top off
authochthonian > do it outside ^_^
Anna Book > What mcb said, table edge ftw
Ari Gallish > or the back end og a table knife
McBarnacle > this is an important subjct matter after all
authochthonian > well if your going to be sensible then yeah, what he said
Ari Gallish > *of
Friedhofsgirl > to be honest, i think ill just go downstairs and get the bottle opener :S
Friedhofsgirl > cant seem to prise it open with scissors
Ari Gallish > use your teeth
McBarnacle > use your teeth
Ari Gallish > lol
McBarnacle > ur young enough
McBarnacle > hehe
McBarnacle > well said Ari
Friedhofsgirl > never thought of that
authochthonian > or get a hammer...
Friedhofsgirl > dont really want glass everywhere.
McBarnacle > if ur clever u can use the edge of a table and just knock the bottle top off
authochthonian > do it outside ^_^
Anna Book > What mcb said, table edge ftw
Ari Gallish > or the back end og a table knife
McBarnacle > this is an important subjct matter after all
authochthonian > well if your going to be sensible then yeah, what he said
Ari Gallish > *of
Friedhofsgirl > to be honest, i think ill just go downstairs and get the bottle opener :S
Monma Cicov > o/
Parakleez > lo
Tharon > O
Tharon > /
Monma Cicov > wow, you severed your arm!
Monma Cicov > does it hurt?
Tharon > yeah,its a nice trick,eh?
Tharon > no its out of wood anyway
Tharon > as is my right leg
Parakleez > lo
Tharon > O
Tharon > /
Monma Cicov > wow, you severed your arm!
Monma Cicov > does it hurt?
Tharon > yeah,its a nice trick,eh?
Tharon > no its out of wood anyway
Tharon > as is my right leg
Kayne Darklight > /emote sheds a single tear
Kayne Darklight > after all this time, you still don`t understand me....
Kayne Darklight > mwah hah hah
Shikaku > does anyone understand you?
Kayne Darklight > nope
Shikaku > there you go
Kayne Darklight > if anyone does, they haven`t admitted to it yet
Shikaku > do you expect people to walk up to you and say "I understand you Robbie"?
Kayne Darklight > so back to the "is sharree an alt" discussion
Kayne Darklight > mmm, they don`t have to walk up to me, they could admit after several beers?
Shikaku > they need to be drunk to understand you? that would explain a lot
Kayne Darklight > after all this time, you still don`t understand me....
Kayne Darklight > mwah hah hah
Shikaku > does anyone understand you?
Kayne Darklight > nope
Shikaku > there you go
Kayne Darklight > if anyone does, they haven`t admitted to it yet
Shikaku > do you expect people to walk up to you and say "I understand you Robbie"?
Kayne Darklight > so back to the "is sharree an alt" discussion
Kayne Darklight > mmm, they don`t have to walk up to me, they could admit after several beers?
Shikaku > they need to be drunk to understand you? that would explain a lot
<KomradeVirtunov> You're a failure at knowledge
<LuigiThirty> and you're in bob
<LuigiThirty> and you're in bob
Jesicka Stargazer > omfg u wineing baby. if your alt didnt show blue to him then it wasnt blue. Ida done the same dam thing. He shouldnt have to look in intel just to know if a cyno is blue or not. its there in front of him and its neut. deal with your own stupidity and
Jesicka Stargazer > stop wineing in local
MoonCreator > stfu jes you have nothing to do with this
brutorans > when reds agree, you know your in the wrong
Jesicka Stargazer > stop wineing in local
MoonCreator > stfu jes you have nothing to do with this
brutorans > when reds agree, you know your in the wrong
Daytrader > If I had a dream I stole a Viagra umbrella is there anything Freudian about that?
<Mikko> Women can be cruel.
<Mikko> I accidentally typed my Eve password into IRC to the wife and the immediate reply was:
<Mikko> [12:43] <XXX> Going to change your skills at once.
<Mikko> [12:44] <XXX> Soon your characters will all know embroidery.
<Mikko> Embroidery V ftw :-P
<_Hype> hehe
<_Hype> You'll be a textile industrialist.
<Mikko> I accidentally typed my Eve password into IRC to the wife and the immediate reply was:
<Mikko> [12:43] <XXX> Going to change your skills at once.
<Mikko> [12:44] <XXX> Soon your characters will all know embroidery.
<Mikko> Embroidery V ftw :-P
<_Hype> hehe
<_Hype> You'll be a textile industrialist.
Sykosys > hippey you lead =)
Hippey > NO THX, BALSAK JUST CAME OVER AND HAS WEED
Hippey > NO THX, BALSAK JUST CAME OVER AND HAS WEED
Jita local always makes me smile
Mo Smutt > ..people gotta try a little harder with these contracts
Mini Freight > but my minmatar alt won't be flying a malestrom for months
Cold32 > <url=contract:30000142//48367255>[Multiple Items]</url>
Cold32 > free rigs^
Mo Smutt > that si a good deal
Mini Freight > ya it is but i don't need a minnie BS
Mo Smutt > i would get it if i could spare tghe isk
Mini Freight > i can buy it i just don't need to
Ember Talon > i #1 dont have the isk #2 wouldnt rig it like that anyway so it would be a waste
Mini Freight > yah
Mini Freight > I'd use shield rigs
Ember Talon > /emote nods
Cold32 > Nah
Cold32 > Needs the recharge
Cold32 > 3 gyros 2 te's in lows
Ember Talon > cap booster
Cold32 > nope
Cold32 > Waste of slot
Mini Freight > exactly
Mini Freight > cap boosters FTW
Cold32 > 2 hardners bosoter boost amp tracking comp and sebo
Ember Talon > not really, no amount of regen will keep you from being neuted out, a cap booster however gives youe nough cap to cycle modules before they neut you down
Mini Freight > it's a minmatar ship, it's made of scrap metal, why can't the damn thing run on batteries too? lol
Cold32 > its for smashing anoms
Cold32 > no pvp or grindy lvl4's
Mini Freight > haha
Mini Freight > i made a funny
Ember Talon > /emote vomits quietly in the corner at the prospect of plexing maelstrom
Mini Freight > /emote vomits publicly
Mini Freight > BLEEEEEGH!!!!
Cold32 > it fucks shit up
Ember Talon > i dont doubt, its also a huge fucking rape me sign
Mini Freight > that's cause it's shooting voltswagons
Mini Freight > lol
Mo Smutt > kik
Mo Smutt > ?
Mini Freight > or rifters
Mini Freight > that's about the right size fro a 1400MM cannon
Mini Freight > or even better it shoots reapers out of it, hahaha
Ember Talon > glad someone has a use for them
Mini Freight > why do we have noobships in the cargohold captain?
Mini Freight > you fool! we can't afford ammo!
REALITY X > lol
Mini Freight > use the noob ships!
Mini Freight > but... they won't fit!
Mini Freight > we are minmatar, make it fit!
Mini Freight > lulz
Commander Featherfall > repackage them... again
Mini Freight > hahaha
Mini Freight > can u imagine a malestrom shooting kamikaze reapers out of it's guns?
Ember Talon > that projectile has a thruster and a warp drive! BEHOLD!!! antimatter projectile ammo
Mini Freight > lolo0lool
Mini Freight > they put them all on overheat!!!
Mini Freight > omg!!!
Commander Featherfall > even with volunteer noob pilots its still considered a dumbfire weapon
Mini Freight > 1400MM plate and a MWD on a reaper AHHHH!!!
Ember Talon > hey it helps keep the noob populatioin in check
Ember Talon > im all for it
Mini Freight > lol
Mini Freight > perfect use for trial accounts
Mini Freight > ammunition
Mo Smutt > ..people gotta try a little harder with these contracts
Mini Freight > but my minmatar alt won't be flying a malestrom for months
Cold32 > <url=contract:30000142//48367255>[Multiple Items]</url>
Cold32 > free rigs^
Mo Smutt > that si a good deal
Mini Freight > ya it is but i don't need a minnie BS
Mo Smutt > i would get it if i could spare tghe isk
Mini Freight > i can buy it i just don't need to
Ember Talon > i #1 dont have the isk #2 wouldnt rig it like that anyway so it would be a waste
Mini Freight > yah
Mini Freight > I'd use shield rigs
Ember Talon > /emote nods
Cold32 > Nah
Cold32 > Needs the recharge
Cold32 > 3 gyros 2 te's in lows
Ember Talon > cap booster
Cold32 > nope
Cold32 > Waste of slot
Mini Freight > exactly
Mini Freight > cap boosters FTW
Cold32 > 2 hardners bosoter boost amp tracking comp and sebo
Ember Talon > not really, no amount of regen will keep you from being neuted out, a cap booster however gives youe nough cap to cycle modules before they neut you down
Mini Freight > it's a minmatar ship, it's made of scrap metal, why can't the damn thing run on batteries too? lol
Cold32 > its for smashing anoms
Cold32 > no pvp or grindy lvl4's
Mini Freight > haha
Mini Freight > i made a funny
Ember Talon > /emote vomits quietly in the corner at the prospect of plexing maelstrom
Mini Freight > /emote vomits publicly
Mini Freight > BLEEEEEGH!!!!
Cold32 > it fucks shit up
Ember Talon > i dont doubt, its also a huge fucking rape me sign
Mini Freight > that's cause it's shooting voltswagons
Mini Freight > lol
Mo Smutt > kik
Mo Smutt > ?
Mini Freight > or rifters
Mini Freight > that's about the right size fro a 1400MM cannon
Mini Freight > or even better it shoots reapers out of it, hahaha
Ember Talon > glad someone has a use for them
Mini Freight > why do we have noobships in the cargohold captain?
Mini Freight > you fool! we can't afford ammo!
REALITY X > lol
Mini Freight > use the noob ships!
Mini Freight > but... they won't fit!
Mini Freight > we are minmatar, make it fit!
Mini Freight > lulz
Commander Featherfall > repackage them... again
Mini Freight > hahaha
Mini Freight > can u imagine a malestrom shooting kamikaze reapers out of it's guns?
Ember Talon > that projectile has a thruster and a warp drive! BEHOLD!!! antimatter projectile ammo
Mini Freight > lolo0lool
Mini Freight > they put them all on overheat!!!
Mini Freight > omg!!!
Commander Featherfall > even with volunteer noob pilots its still considered a dumbfire weapon
Mini Freight > 1400MM plate and a MWD on a reaper AHHHH!!!
Ember Talon > hey it helps keep the noob populatioin in check
Ember Talon > im all for it
Mini Freight > lol
Mini Freight > perfect use for trial accounts
Mini Freight > ammunition