joelinux > During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.
joelinux > As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
joelinux > I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
joelinux > My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
joelinux > Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
joelinux > As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
joelinux > I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
joelinux > My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
joelinux > Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
<ArachV0id> WHY DO YOU SMELL LIKE A CAMEL?
<Levin> BECAUSE I JUST FUCKED VICEROYS GIRLFRIEND
<Levin> BECAUSE I JUST FUCKED VICEROYS GIRLFRIEND
CzarVilinous: have we done anything noteworthy these last few days?
Theo: yes we have
CzarVilinous: what'd?
Theo: we moved expeditiously against our enemies, we scattered their flocks, burned their tents, and fornicated with their women.
Theo: other than that...it was business as usual.
CzarVilinous: hrmm
CzarVilinous: it appears asking you is about as useful as reading CAOD
Theo: yes we have
CzarVilinous: what'd?
Theo: we moved expeditiously against our enemies, we scattered their flocks, burned their tents, and fornicated with their women.
Theo: other than that...it was business as usual.
CzarVilinous: hrmm
CzarVilinous: it appears asking you is about as useful as reading CAOD
Nieve Dellamorte > WTB: Naked pics of Bea Arthur
Starbucks Partner > WTS: Naked pics of Bea Arthur
Nieve Dellamorte > Starbucks: escrow plz
Law Zix > WTK > Bea Arthur
Starbucks Partner > omg ew ew ew
Starbucks Partner > ew
Starbucks Partner > ew
Starbucks Partner > i looked her up
Starbucks Partner > WTS: Naked pics of Bea Arthur
Nieve Dellamorte > Starbucks: escrow plz
Law Zix > WTK > Bea Arthur
Starbucks Partner > omg ew ew ew
Starbucks Partner > ew
Starbucks Partner > ew
Starbucks Partner > i looked her up
Norrin Ellis > Given the Caldari sense of aesthetics, I'm surprised their women are symmetrical. I half expect them to come out looking like a Picasso painting.
mirel yirrin>ommg imsdg sto drunk
Mrs furbie>no, thats the smack
mirel yirrin>ah stfu...everoyna has s limiz...and i;ma aboout ot reach iot...soa stfu...
Mrs furbie>no, thats the smack
mirel yirrin>ah stfu...everoyna has s limiz...and i;ma aboout ot reach iot...soa stfu...
GQ Fing > you doing?
Ryo Jang > doing good thanks
GQ Fing > Do you know ryo jang?
gigX > I didn`t drink caffe with him but I see him in system
gigX > :)
GQ Fing > If I use my crows plunder, he will attack me?
Ryo Jang > yarr, maybe
GQ Fing > want to plunder I will not go (systemname) harassment you
Ryo Jang > (systemname) is ours now
GQ Fing > If the people who came here, I would go to (systemname) , I was told you
GQ Fing > I know (systemname) now is your However, I am now here to be plundered
Ryo Jang > roger that, i will plunder you
GQ Fing > ?
GQ Fing > Do not understand
Ryo Jang > ok
GQ Fing > In fact, I was still very scared of you
Ryo Jang > yarr, off with ye head
GQ Fing > If if you are not in the system so I can enjoy the plundering
GQ Fing > I, of course, in the 10:00 time, I will give you 10 million isk
Ryo Jang > ok, sweet, thx
GQ Fing > However, you will have to go to (systemname)
GQ Fing > How kind, are 10 million daily ah
Ryo Jang > i will leave you alone for 10mil daily
GQ Fing > ok
Ryo Jang > doing good thanks
GQ Fing > Do you know ryo jang?
gigX > I didn`t drink caffe with him but I see him in system
gigX > :)
GQ Fing > If I use my crows plunder, he will attack me?
Ryo Jang > yarr, maybe
GQ Fing > want to plunder I will not go (systemname) harassment you
Ryo Jang > (systemname) is ours now
GQ Fing > If the people who came here, I would go to (systemname) , I was told you
GQ Fing > I know (systemname) now is your However, I am now here to be plundered
Ryo Jang > roger that, i will plunder you
GQ Fing > ?
GQ Fing > Do not understand
Ryo Jang > ok
GQ Fing > In fact, I was still very scared of you
Ryo Jang > yarr, off with ye head
GQ Fing > If if you are not in the system so I can enjoy the plundering
GQ Fing > I, of course, in the 10:00 time, I will give you 10 million isk
Ryo Jang > ok, sweet, thx
GQ Fing > However, you will have to go to (systemname)
GQ Fing > How kind, are 10 million daily ah
Ryo Jang > i will leave you alone for 10mil daily
GQ Fing > ok
<McKay> Hi, i'm a new player but I think i've run into something worth some isk.
<%Sham> yes
<%Sham> McKay, griefing people horribly?
<Kurenin> what, McKay
<SilentDragz> McKay - what is it?
<McKay> I was browsing escrow for good deals and saw something for 0 isk so i claimed it
<%Sham> HAHA
<McKay> It was a 1 run Caldari Navy Raven BPC
<Just_Smith> a navy isure raven?
<McKay> 1 run
<Kurenin> I will buy it
<Just_Smith> yep it's worth a lot
<Kurenin> for 200,000,000 isk.
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<%Sham> lol
<Deme> 201,111,021
<%Sham> I'll buy for 250m
<McKay> ME20 PE8 it is, not quite sure whats that means tho
<SilentDragz> 300m
<%Sham> 325m
<SilentDragz> 350
<jaska> 302m :( (all i have)
<Kurenin> 400 ;[
<Deme> 201,111,021
<SilentDragz> 450
<McKay> I was told on trade channel its worth up to 1.4 billion, is that true?
<Deme> no
<Kurenin> no
<Hammer> no
<Deme> lies.
<%Sham> 475m
<SilentDragz> nope
<Kurenin> that's lies and slander
<Kurenin> 500m
<Hammer> its worth 0
<SilentDragz> 525m
<Deme> 519
* Sham sets mode: +b SilentDragz!*@*
<Deme> 5223
* Sham sets mode: +b deme!*@*
<Hammer> haha
* Sham sets mode: +b kurenin!*@*
<%Sham> 550 mil
<Tank-CEO> yes
<jaska> lol
<Tank-CEO> u got fuckin pwned u fgt nerd kurenin
<jaska> irc pvp.
<gota> roflette
<Tank-CEO> bahahaha
<Hammer> ahaha
<Tank-CEO> sham, u are teh win ya
<%Sham> ^_^
<%Sham> yes
<%Sham> McKay, griefing people horribly?
<Kurenin> what, McKay
<SilentDragz> McKay - what is it?
<McKay> I was browsing escrow for good deals and saw something for 0 isk so i claimed it
<%Sham> HAHA
<McKay> It was a 1 run Caldari Navy Raven BPC
<Just_Smith> a navy isure raven?
<McKay> 1 run
<Kurenin> I will buy it
<Just_Smith> yep it's worth a lot
<Kurenin> for 200,000,000 isk.
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<%Sham> lol
<Deme> 201,111,021
<%Sham> I'll buy for 250m
<McKay> ME20 PE8 it is, not quite sure whats that means tho
<SilentDragz> 300m
<%Sham> 325m
<SilentDragz> 350
<jaska> 302m :( (all i have)
<Kurenin> 400 ;[
<Deme> 201,111,021
<SilentDragz> 450
<McKay> I was told on trade channel its worth up to 1.4 billion, is that true?
<Deme> no
<Kurenin> no
<Hammer> no
<Deme> lies.
<%Sham> 475m
<SilentDragz> nope
<Kurenin> that's lies and slander
<Kurenin> 500m
<Hammer> its worth 0
<SilentDragz> 525m
<Deme> 519
* Sham sets mode: +b SilentDragz!*@*
<Deme> 5223
* Sham sets mode: +b deme!*@*
<Hammer> haha
* Sham sets mode: +b kurenin!*@*
<%Sham> 550 mil
<Tank-CEO> yes
<jaska> lol
<Tank-CEO> u got fuckin pwned u fgt nerd kurenin
<jaska> irc pvp.
<gota> roflette
<Tank-CEO> bahahaha
<Hammer> ahaha
<Tank-CEO> sham, u are teh win ya
<%Sham> ^_^
El Arto > Father says to his son "If you dont quit masterbating youre gonna go blind!" Son replies: "Im over here dad."
El Arto > no laughs really?
El Arto > well fuck you guys I dont have to impress you!
El Arto > no laughs really?
El Arto > well fuck you guys I dont have to impress you!
Batolemaeus: i just found an unboarded capsule
Batolemaeus: i just boarded it
Batolemaeus: ...
Batolemaeus: yeah
Batolemaeus: awesome
Ulviirala: eeeeewwwwww......
Batolemaeus: wtf
Evelgrivion: Did it b0rk your clone?
Ulviirala: I can't watch...
Batolemaeus: no it didn't. but thanks for mentioning, i need to upgrade
Batolemaeus: this is just weird
Ulviirala: aye, you just went from one capsule to another... nekkid
Vanderie: You're in someone else's fluids
Vanderie: just think about that
Batolemaeus: exchanging bodily fluids isn't all that scary once you think about it
Ulviirala: I can only speak for myself but that gooey stuff totally turns me on and I'd be jerking off in there all the time
Vanderie: ...
Batolemaeus: i just boarded it
Batolemaeus: ...
Batolemaeus: yeah
Batolemaeus: awesome
Ulviirala: eeeeewwwwww......
Batolemaeus: wtf
Evelgrivion: Did it b0rk your clone?
Ulviirala: I can't watch...
Batolemaeus: no it didn't. but thanks for mentioning, i need to upgrade
Batolemaeus: this is just weird
Ulviirala: aye, you just went from one capsule to another... nekkid
Vanderie: You're in someone else's fluids
Vanderie: just think about that
Batolemaeus: exchanging bodily fluids isn't all that scary once you think about it
Ulviirala: I can only speak for myself but that gooey stuff totally turns me on and I'd be jerking off in there all the time
Vanderie: ...