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Tremektus > Hey, so let's pretend I'm going to try to make it over to Delve.
Tremektus > What should I bring over there?
Mikero Stan > your pod
wapacz > titan
Tremektus > It's like I get the breadth of dumb from you two. :P
<KeepItSimple> Anybody need something from NOL?
<Throdax> 3 exotic dancers
<KeepItSimple> What happened to the 3 you got yesterday?
<Throdax> already filled
<KeepItSimple> Disgusting, have you no shame?
<KeepItSimple> :-)
<Throdax> no
<KeepItSimple> Good, good
Omiko Pryde > you can buy a plex and sell it for isk
732 > doesn't sound as risque
Pliskkenn > You can seductively buy a plex and I'll willing pay money for it's delectible services
Pliskkenn > That better?
732 > oooooh.... hawt
lighthand > if AOL ran eve: "we are sorry you have used your monthly quota of jumps, please wait till next month before continuing your journey"
Reginald Sakakibara > In their inferiority, they believed they could rebel against the Empire. Their republic is both weak and pathetic.
Reginald Sakakibara > Only by the light of God's grace can the people of New Eden achieve true enlightenment--GOD SAVE AMARR! ALL HAIL THE EMPRESS! DOWN WITH THE SLAVE SCUM!
Reginald Sakakibara > The slave's position is one of betterment. By living generations of servitude, they can raise themselves from the squalor of their idiocy.
Reginald Sakakibara > And yet the slaves raise their pitchforks, their duct tape, their rust against the fleet of saviours.
Reginald Sakakibara > Against the Imperial Golden Fleet--against the might of the 24TH IMPERIAL CRUSADE!
Reginald Sakakibara > Long live the Empress!
Zen Guerrilla > The Empress takes it in the butt
Raymond Jaques Seever > Yep, because your Empress shags fedos..
james clough > no you take it in the butt from the empress
Zen Guerrilla > i'd like that
Zen Guerrilla > dirty empress
Jenny Wimbishi> So, here I was, sitting at the comp plugging in the same old repetative build orders, when I hear this sound.
I SoStoned > And?
Jenny Wimbishi > Well, it was this creaky sort of sound, you know, like unoiled old hinges moving ever so slowly. I look at the TV, just another bland science program about black holes, no creaky door hinges there. I mean, this sound was farking creepy, sent a rod of ice right up my back.
I SoStoned > As opposed to a rod up...
Jenny Wimbishi > So I'm sitting here, freaked out, knowing that the only door with hinges in the whole house is about ten feet behind me, and I turn around real quick... but there's nothing there, door's closed! Now I'm really getting spooked, downright scared.
I SoStoned > Coward.
Jenny Wimbishi > Took me a minute trying to figure this out, and then I heard it AGAIN! Freaking scary creaking sound!
I SoStoned > And? Well? WTF was it?
Jenny Wimbishi sighs, "It was my wolf."
Jenny Wimbishi > FARTING!
I SoStoned > ...
<RAL> eve closses it self some times when i do stuff
<RAL> just closes no error msg or nothing
<Gunni> tried deleting cache folder
<GAC> thats you shitty pc
<RAL> no my comp is far supperior to yours:o
<GAC> you built it
<RAL> yep
<RAL> exactly
<Gunni> lol
<GAC> there i rest my case
<RAL> FU GAC
Tijgetje > ok, how many dragon ball z char does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Kyoko Sakoda > Over 9000.
Myrrh Sennairee > whoa, we're friendly now?
Estar Thorongil > yes
Myrrh Sennairee > and to think, all the times they snarked me
Khal Grayrest > doesn't mean you have to like them, just don't shoot them
Myrrh Sennairee > that's true, we're +5, not blowing them behind the shed +10
Leere > ...
Toria Nynys > Federation uses deadly gas, death count soars. That sounds like my family -- we had mexican for dinner.
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