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etheris > Everyone in eves an effing Vietnam vet who could have done everything better. Everyone in WoW is some punkass kid who ZOMG PWNS YOU
<Virtuozzo> normally I print out oveur's blogs and take em to bed with me
<Virtuozzo> ack that sounds wrong
<zofu> Virtuozzo: TMI
<Virtuozzo> I meant to read them there ...
<Virtuozzo> meh
<Virtuozzo> english is not my main language mkay :/
<NeverL> we should be like musketeers
<NeverL> EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF
<NeverL> oh wait
<NeverL> that wasnt it
SN3263827 > This happened in Mito too - the first few weeks there was a raven in every belt, the asteroids were pure Crokite and every mission spot had a CNR.
SN3263827 > We've overfished Placid now, so moving on makes sense. Like a migratory herd we graze on the carebears.
Rafen Weems > i cringe whenever someone says colon-slash-slash, sounds nasty
Dianoga Pactor > lol
Bunt Caboon > reminds me of my gerbil
SKurj > heh if u closin on 40 i'd agree with u +)
anynamewilldo > ...
Akthuul > /emote barfs
Rafen Weems > your gerbil is a nervous wreck
Akthuul > i was trying to eat before the gerbil comment
Bunt Caboon > my gerbil is all sticky
anynamewilldo > oh man, i heard a story about a guy and a gerbil once (from my school teacher years ago no less)... its disturbing
Bunt Caboon > but has full poucehs for some reason
Rafen Weems > can you get wetsuits in rodent sizes?
Kilzool > AnynameWilldo, that was a Richard Gere sotry I bet.
Akthuul > omg..this is sick..someone change the subject
Darrik > lol
Bunt Caboon > could be worse, could be a chinchilla
Akthuul > lol
Dianoga Pactor > think about the poor hgerbil
Akthuul > or a rabbit i suppose
Rafen Weems > that's the tone successfully lowered then....
Dianoga Pactor > you think he cut its nails?
Bunt Caboon > the gerbil had an airhose, he was fine
Archimus Zorn > Enough with gerbils...
Bunt Caboon > wish I'd taken him out of the exercise ball first though
lanyaie > they can nerf everything in eve but they can't nerf stupid.
<+Karbowiak> so this 52year old woman is looking for company for sex, 600 DKK pr. night - thats cool and all
< Candle> Karbowiak: Just your type.
<+Karbowiak> but in the ad it says "seeking generous male to have fun with in the bedroom.. my man will be in the living room"
< Candle> Karbowiak: Perfect!
< Candle> you and him in bed, she can watch!
*Character with Kung Fu in his name enters local*
Victor Ivanov > Everybody was kung fu fighting?
tORNFISH > lol victor how many times i hear tha joke
tORNFISH > <<< kf is my alt well one of them :)
Victor Ivanov > Would you say that he is fast as lightning?
tORNFISH > no he aint
tORNFISH > lol
Victor Ivanov > But but.... It's almost somewhat frightening.
Victor Ivanov > The way he is fighting with expert timing.
tORNFISH > pls..
Victor Ivanov > I'd say by statistical probability and demographic positionitioning, your alt is inevitably a China man. He may or may not also have been rather funky.
tORNFISH > he is lazy and takes all my isk thats all i know
Victor Ivanov > I'd imagine he was a proffessional cook then. Spending most of his time chopping them up and chopping them down.
tORNFISH > rofl he is training for cap ships
Victor Ivanov > Really? Cap ships....Isn't that an ancient chinese art?
tORNFISH > dont think so
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. No? So not everyone knows their synchronized part then?
tORNFISH > i duno i just drink beer and play eve
Victor Ivanov > You say that, but.....Are you sure you aren't preparing for a feint and then a kick from the hip?
Victor Ivanov > Because that would hurt.
tORNFISH > whan i get my carrier i will show you some moves
tORNFISH > drunken master style
Victor Ivanov > I have a carrier too. We could go Kung Fu Fighting. :D
tORNFISH > 0/
Victor Ivanov > Thankfully, I'm as swift as a feline. In fact, some have said I am fast as lightning.
Victor Ivanov > You may find this to be a little bit frightening....
Victor Ivanov > But I promise that I'll mitigate my art and we could continue our fight, with expert timing
tORNFISH > sounds a bit fishy to me :)
Victor Ivanov > Say, you remind me of this fellow I know. Are you perhaps Billy Chin? Or mayhaps Sammy Chung?
tORNFISH > no just plain old ---- ----
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. That's a good name. A powerful name. Like a big boss, you know? One that goes around saying "Let's get it on" to people.
tORNFISH > if the beer s flowing and ive made enough isk
tORNFISH > kozlack is the ganster in my corp im just a bitch hauler;)
Victor Ivanov > Fair enough. It's a pleasure meeting you. *bows* But perhaps we could refrain from making a stand and swinging our hands?
Kozlack > *sniff* hey yo torn, you got a problem mang?
Victor Ivanov > That was so unexpected, I would even call it sudden. It made me skip, and has set me on the path towards an entirely new journey.
Kozlack > lay off the acid bro
Victor Ivanov > That seems a tad rude. Perhaps you wish to be kung fu fighting?
Kozlack > .............
Victor Ivanov > For my machariel is swift as lightning.
Kozlack > lol im mad, i want a mach :(
Victor Ivanov > It is indeed a fine fine ship. Although some people find its appearance intimidating. Even frightening.
Victor Ivanov > You know, you've been quiet so long, I fear you may have lost your expert timing.
Victor Ivanov > Right, that's the last line of the song, I got it out of my system now, I think. 0/
Naoko Aoki > what makes you think i'm a hippy...?
Knightside > the VW beetle
Ieya > /emote is mining for the first time in ages
Azia Burgi > rodgelet mines
Azia Burgi > hes a carebear
Ieya > yeah but i bet he doesn't usually mine scord
Azia Burgi > i dunno
Azia Burgi > he is nearly as twisted as se10
Ieya > that's not possible
Rodge > hey, leave SE alone. he's in a fleet "battle" and just posted the hit he got!
Rodge > [ 2006.07.28 22:14:23 ] (combat) <color=0xffbbbb00>Your Mining Laser II perfectly strikes Veldspar(Asteroid), wrecking for 0.0 damage.
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