Victor Valka > Good eve-- I mean, COCK!
Alexia Dravic > ASS!
Caellach Marellus > TITS!
Victor Valka > Tits are OP, ass is fine, cock needs more PvP options.
Raxip Elamp > ... that makes a disturbing kind of sense
Caellach Marellus > Cock has plenty of PvP options
Victor Valka > I see this is the first you meet me, then. :)
Caellach Marellus > But yes, tits are definately OP
Alexia Dravic > Not as OP as vagina
Caellach Marellus > Hell no, that needs a defensive buff
Victor Valka > Bull! Cock can't take a hit w/o bending over!
Caellach Marellus > Dude
Caellach Marellus > Harden the fuck up
Caellach Marellus > Literally
Victor Valka > Uses too much cap!
Alexia Dravic > It's all a matter of defense, and everyone knows that Cock cannot compete against Vagina in the long run, the Vagina's staying power vs the Cock's tendency to cap out and die quickly makes the Cock powerless against the Vagina
Caellach Marellus > Cock has amazing cap recharge though
Alexia Dravic > But by then Vagina has already won
Caellach Marellus > If they can withdraw and gain a second jump however
Alexia Dravic > Cause keep in mind
Caellach Marellus > It's tricky but managable
Alexia Dravic > Vagina and Tits are NAPed
Alexia Dravic > And often times they have Ass as a light blue
Caellach Marellus > The problem is cock lacks support
Victor Valka > Boosters help.
Victor Valka > But that's an edge case.
Caellach Marellus > I guess you can rig it too
Alexia Dravic > With the proper boosters, Cock can actually beat the combined power of Ass, Vagina, and Tits
Victor Valka > But the nagative effects from those can stack. :(
Victor Valka > But I'm glad we had this talk. It shows that there is public support for boosting cock.
Victor Valka > I shall ride this vehicle in next CSM elections!
Alexia Dravic > ASS!
Caellach Marellus > TITS!
Victor Valka > Tits are OP, ass is fine, cock needs more PvP options.
Raxip Elamp > ... that makes a disturbing kind of sense
Caellach Marellus > Cock has plenty of PvP options
Victor Valka > I see this is the first you meet me, then. :)
Caellach Marellus > But yes, tits are definately OP
Alexia Dravic > Not as OP as vagina
Caellach Marellus > Hell no, that needs a defensive buff
Victor Valka > Bull! Cock can't take a hit w/o bending over!
Caellach Marellus > Dude
Caellach Marellus > Harden the fuck up
Caellach Marellus > Literally
Victor Valka > Uses too much cap!
Alexia Dravic > It's all a matter of defense, and everyone knows that Cock cannot compete against Vagina in the long run, the Vagina's staying power vs the Cock's tendency to cap out and die quickly makes the Cock powerless against the Vagina
Caellach Marellus > Cock has amazing cap recharge though
Alexia Dravic > But by then Vagina has already won
Caellach Marellus > If they can withdraw and gain a second jump however
Alexia Dravic > Cause keep in mind
Caellach Marellus > It's tricky but managable
Alexia Dravic > Vagina and Tits are NAPed
Alexia Dravic > And often times they have Ass as a light blue
Caellach Marellus > The problem is cock lacks support
Victor Valka > Boosters help.
Victor Valka > But that's an edge case.
Caellach Marellus > I guess you can rig it too
Alexia Dravic > With the proper boosters, Cock can actually beat the combined power of Ass, Vagina, and Tits
Victor Valka > But the nagative effects from those can stack. :(
Victor Valka > But I'm glad we had this talk. It shows that there is public support for boosting cock.
Victor Valka > I shall ride this vehicle in next CSM elections!
Latrunculus Iudicanus > you pieve of shit
Latrunculus Iudicanus > come on, where'd you go you lttle punk?
Nemisis Strife > gettinbg my hauler of course
Latrunculus Iudicanus > why don't you come on back out here and we can have a little chat?
Nemisis Strife > well. i don't want anyone to get my ore. we can chat later
Latrunculus Iudicanus > come on, where'd you go you lttle punk?
Nemisis Strife > gettinbg my hauler of course
Latrunculus Iudicanus > why don't you come on back out here and we can have a little chat?
Nemisis Strife > well. i don't want anyone to get my ore. we can chat later
Storm Shadw > maybe ccp will bring out an mwd named after tri
royal killer > for capital ships
royal killer > 1000mn Triwarpdrive III
Storm Shadw > 0 to 6 million in a nano second
royal killer > they orbit poses in phoenixes at 5km/s and poses dont hit em but they shoot missiles so its all good
royal killer > pretty much like a giant nanophoon, cept the nos is not invovled.
royal killer > for capital ships
royal killer > 1000mn Triwarpdrive III
Storm Shadw > 0 to 6 million in a nano second
royal killer > they orbit poses in phoenixes at 5km/s and poses dont hit em but they shoot missiles so its all good
royal killer > pretty much like a giant nanophoon, cept the nos is not invovled.
Shadow XII > Does anyone here know the best way to give aids to a blind monkey?
Kristina Putzkanner > i dunno how'd you catch it?
Shadow XII > I havent
Shadow XII > Wait
Shadow XII > The monkey or the aids?
Kristina Putzkanner > i dunno how'd you catch it?
Shadow XII > I havent
Shadow XII > Wait
Shadow XII > The monkey or the aids?
Zoukanix > i got woken up by a fit ploish girl calling my name this morning
Azia Burgi > ORLY?
skelmeister > thats more than i got :)
Zoukanix > then opened my eyes to see her beautiful face
Zoukanix > unforontalty she wasnt in my bed
Zoukanix > shes fit and cute, got a very happy face and is very friendly and touchy feely which makes her overall a very attractive girl
Zoukanix > and shes dead sweet and funny 2
Zoukanix > shame she has a bf :p
skelmeister > all the pretty ones seem to :(
skelmeister > ah well
skelmeister > i'm back off to uni on sunday
Zoukanix > heheheh ya
skelmeister > for freshers week :D
Zoukanix > and she only woke me up to fix her dam router
skelmeister > rofl
Zoukanix > but it was nice for the split second before she opend her mouth :p
skelmeister > that takes the biscuit :o
skelmeister > yeah
Zoukanix > well i think dave my flat mate had told her i was up
Zoukanix > then after going to sleep for another 2 hours the same thing happend but it was a bearded scouse face i woke up to asking for keys
Zoukanix > wasnt quite so plesant :p
Azia Burgi > ORLY?
skelmeister > thats more than i got :)
Zoukanix > then opened my eyes to see her beautiful face
Zoukanix > unforontalty she wasnt in my bed
Zoukanix > shes fit and cute, got a very happy face and is very friendly and touchy feely which makes her overall a very attractive girl
Zoukanix > and shes dead sweet and funny 2
Zoukanix > shame she has a bf :p
skelmeister > all the pretty ones seem to :(
skelmeister > ah well
skelmeister > i'm back off to uni on sunday
Zoukanix > heheheh ya
skelmeister > for freshers week :D
Zoukanix > and she only woke me up to fix her dam router
skelmeister > rofl
Zoukanix > but it was nice for the split second before she opend her mouth :p
skelmeister > that takes the biscuit :o
skelmeister > yeah
Zoukanix > well i think dave my flat mate had told her i was up
Zoukanix > then after going to sleep for another 2 hours the same thing happend but it was a bearded scouse face i woke up to asking for keys
Zoukanix > wasnt quite so plesant :p
Kaelali Teran > It's why I like flying a Daredevil, really.
Kaelali Teran > A blaster Daredevil, that is.
Kaelali Teran > It's the balls deep approach to pewpewing. Shove the Daredevil up their exhaust port at terminal velocity, then leave them with friction burns.
Kaelali Teran > A blaster Daredevil, that is.
Kaelali Teran > It's the balls deep approach to pewpewing. Shove the Daredevil up their exhaust port at terminal velocity, then leave them with friction burns.
Jenny Wimbishi> So, here I was, sitting at the comp plugging in the same old repetative build orders, when I hear this sound.
I SoStoned > And?
Jenny Wimbishi > Well, it was this creaky sort of sound, you know, like unoiled old hinges moving ever so slowly. I look at the TV, just another bland science program about black holes, no creaky door hinges there. I mean, this sound was farking creepy, sent a rod of ice right up my back.
I SoStoned > As opposed to a rod up...
Jenny Wimbishi > So I'm sitting here, freaked out, knowing that the only door with hinges in the whole house is about ten feet behind me, and I turn around real quick... but there's nothing there, door's closed! Now I'm really getting spooked, downright scared.
I SoStoned > Coward.
Jenny Wimbishi > Took me a minute trying to figure this out, and then I heard it AGAIN! Freaking scary creaking sound!
I SoStoned > And? Well? WTF was it?
Jenny Wimbishi sighs, "It was my wolf."
Jenny Wimbishi > FARTING!
I SoStoned > ...
I SoStoned > And?
Jenny Wimbishi > Well, it was this creaky sort of sound, you know, like unoiled old hinges moving ever so slowly. I look at the TV, just another bland science program about black holes, no creaky door hinges there. I mean, this sound was farking creepy, sent a rod of ice right up my back.
I SoStoned > As opposed to a rod up...
Jenny Wimbishi > So I'm sitting here, freaked out, knowing that the only door with hinges in the whole house is about ten feet behind me, and I turn around real quick... but there's nothing there, door's closed! Now I'm really getting spooked, downright scared.
I SoStoned > Coward.
Jenny Wimbishi > Took me a minute trying to figure this out, and then I heard it AGAIN! Freaking scary creaking sound!
I SoStoned > And? Well? WTF was it?
Jenny Wimbishi sighs, "It was my wolf."
Jenny Wimbishi > FARTING!
I SoStoned > ...
smallgreenblur > i got a 4 day skill training going, reckon that will be enough?
Techyon > knowing ccp ? nope
Capt Achilles > its only a hardware fix... so no delay i think
corporal hicks > roflmao
Techyon > comical capt :p
Techyon > that's a good one
corporal hicks > thats the funniest thing ever
Techyon > knowing ccp ? nope
Capt Achilles > its only a hardware fix... so no delay i think
corporal hicks > roflmao
Techyon > comical capt :p
Techyon > that's a good one
corporal hicks > thats the funniest thing ever
Adama Boothe > we should definatly go get drunk one day!
Kei Mifune > I don't drink.
Kei Mifune > Probably why I get pissy. >>;
Adama Boothe > wha?
Adama Boothe > i dont..
Adama Boothe > i mean
Adama Boothe > how?
Adama Boothe > it just doesnt make sense
Sinjin Mokk > Not even water?
Derek Schaeffer > ew water
Sinjin Mokk > I know...fish fuck in water
Adama Boothe > rofl
Adama Boothe > actually.. they just jizz in the water and hope it lands on an egg
Adama Boothe > most of them anyway
Kei Mifune > :x
Derek Schaeffer > beats a tarantula who wanks on his own legs then rubs and flicks it at the female.
Kei Mifune > There's a breed of octopus that jizzes inside its own tentacle, rips it off and gives it to the chick.
Adama Boothe > kinky
Derek Schaeffer > Whats wrong with that?
Derek Schaeffer > totally normal
Adama Boothe > does yours regrow or something then?
Kei Mifune > I don't drink.
Kei Mifune > Probably why I get pissy. >>;
Adama Boothe > wha?
Adama Boothe > i dont..
Adama Boothe > i mean
Adama Boothe > how?
Adama Boothe > it just doesnt make sense
Sinjin Mokk > Not even water?
Derek Schaeffer > ew water
Sinjin Mokk > I know...fish fuck in water
Adama Boothe > rofl
Adama Boothe > actually.. they just jizz in the water and hope it lands on an egg
Adama Boothe > most of them anyway
Kei Mifune > :x
Derek Schaeffer > beats a tarantula who wanks on his own legs then rubs and flicks it at the female.
Kei Mifune > There's a breed of octopus that jizzes inside its own tentacle, rips it off and gives it to the chick.
Adama Boothe > kinky
Derek Schaeffer > Whats wrong with that?
Derek Schaeffer > totally normal
Adama Boothe > does yours regrow or something then?
<AntonMarvik> Mexicantongue
<AntonMarvik> Also known as: McDonnaldspeak
<AntonMarvik> HAMBERGESA CON QUESO POR FAVOR
<LuigiThirty> hamburguesa gringo
<AntonMarvik> Mexicanos es el gringos EN AMERICA
<LuigiThirty> touché
<AntonMarvik> Also known as: McDonnaldspeak
<AntonMarvik> HAMBERGESA CON QUESO POR FAVOR
<LuigiThirty> hamburguesa gringo
<AntonMarvik> Mexicanos es el gringos EN AMERICA
<LuigiThirty> touché