<Karmae> that is... most embarrising thing ever... happened today
<BlackRain> Enlighten us!
<Karmae> ok...
<Karmae> uno momento por favor
<Fred0> the world is listening karm
<Karmae> I'm working shifts on this ship, noon to midnight
<Karmae> so we are heading back into norway today
<Karmae> and we leave the worksite about 10am...
<Karmae> I get on shift and nothing to do
<Karmae> so watch a film blah blah decide to go for a nap in the afternoon
<Karmae> my back-to-back on the opposite shift is sharing the same cabin
<Karmae> I sneak back into the room
<BlackRain> dont tell me...
<Karmae> jump into my bunk and crash out for about an hour
<BlackRain> ah, nvm
<Karmae> anyhoo
<Karmae> about an hour later I'm half woken by him getting up for a shit
<Karmae> (he hasn't realised I'm crashed out in my bunk)
<Karmae> then he comes back and decides to put on some porn and have a sherman-tank on the couch in the cabin
<BlackRain> lol
<Fred0> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
<Karmae> so whilst I'm trying to get back to sleep I hear 'Phhhtphttphtttphttphtttphtt' as he's knocking one off
<BlackRain> and you watched it through with a smile on your face
<Karmae> he had headphones on whilst he was watching the porn so my polite coughs didnæt put him off his stroke (so to speak)
<BlackRain> well, you gotta have that hifi sound
<Karmae> aye it makes the difference
<Karmae> anyhoo once he was spent, I thought fuck this I can't sleep now
<Osy> so you joined him on the couch ?
<Karmae> so I fucked off to our office and pissed myself laughing telling the story to our boss onboard
<Karmae> the story has now gone all round the ship
<Osy> amagad, nasty
<Fred0> whops, awkward?
<Karmae> cause our 'responsible' boss thought it was too damn funny
<Karmae> poor bastard is getting a hard time from everyone now
<Karmae> I said to him earlier I'd give him a game of ping-pong but his wrist would be fucked nwo
<BlackRain> Enlighten us!
<Karmae> ok...
<Karmae> uno momento por favor
<Fred0> the world is listening karm
<Karmae> I'm working shifts on this ship, noon to midnight
<Karmae> so we are heading back into norway today
<Karmae> and we leave the worksite about 10am...
<Karmae> I get on shift and nothing to do
<Karmae> so watch a film blah blah decide to go for a nap in the afternoon
<Karmae> my back-to-back on the opposite shift is sharing the same cabin
<Karmae> I sneak back into the room
<BlackRain> dont tell me...
<Karmae> jump into my bunk and crash out for about an hour
<BlackRain> ah, nvm
<Karmae> anyhoo
<Karmae> about an hour later I'm half woken by him getting up for a shit
<Karmae> (he hasn't realised I'm crashed out in my bunk)
<Karmae> then he comes back and decides to put on some porn and have a sherman-tank on the couch in the cabin
<BlackRain> lol
<Fred0> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
<Karmae> so whilst I'm trying to get back to sleep I hear 'Phhhtphttphtttphttphtttphtt' as he's knocking one off
<BlackRain> and you watched it through with a smile on your face
<Karmae> he had headphones on whilst he was watching the porn so my polite coughs didnæt put him off his stroke (so to speak)
<BlackRain> well, you gotta have that hifi sound
<Karmae> aye it makes the difference
<Karmae> anyhoo once he was spent, I thought fuck this I can't sleep now
<Osy> so you joined him on the couch ?
<Karmae> so I fucked off to our office and pissed myself laughing telling the story to our boss onboard
<Karmae> the story has now gone all round the ship
<Osy> amagad, nasty
<Fred0> whops, awkward?
<Karmae> cause our 'responsible' boss thought it was too damn funny
<Karmae> poor bastard is getting a hard time from everyone now
<Karmae> I said to him earlier I'd give him a game of ping-pong but his wrist would be fucked nwo
Tommydog > hahah i live until u varp the guys in on me :)
Paul Barker > not if i am in your gan that you control
Paul Barker > total 1v1 no games
Farrelley > we are respectable
nomistseb > honurable
Asestorian > horny
Tommydog > hahah
Paul Barker > not if i am in your gan that you control
Paul Barker > total 1v1 no games
Farrelley > we are respectable
nomistseb > honurable
Asestorian > horny
Tommydog > hahah
Chewbaccalee > hrmm i'll give that rating thing a try later after ive gotten a lil beefier ship, since well i am a Noob here :P
Unoriginal Name02 > If you like I could take you out to lowsec and show you the ropes, I'll protect you whilst you shoot stuff
Jarl Nuada > sounds legit
Caldari De Ville > ... or u shoot him while he tries
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Hey now, I'm a nice guy
Jarl Nuada > ignore the 'rape van' written on the side of his ship
Unoriginal Name02 > I would never think of doing such things
Caldari De Ville > -2.7 ?!
grim996 > with -2.5 sec stat
Unoriginal Name02 > Hahaha
Unoriginal Name02 > Damn it's impossible to bait noobs with this sec status
grim996 > rl nice guy
Unoriginal Name02 > :D
Shaddowflight > ask him if he wants some candy while your at it lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Would you like some candy?
Unoriginal Name02 > I promise it will only hurt for a few seconds
Shaddowflight > do wear protection whilst engaging in surprise buttsex :p
Unoriginal Name02 > Nah I am like one of those people who get aids just to spread it around
Unoriginal Name02 > nice and nasty
grim996 > if you gonna be raping might as well give a std while your at it to leave a real treat
Unoriginal Name02 > No doubt
Tarken McWreckage > a lasting gift
Unoriginal Name02 > syphilis and shit
Unoriginal Name02 > mmmmmmm good stuff
Breezy Freezy > Jesus Crhist!
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol so shocked you can't spell?
Breezy Freezy > yeah O_O
Unoriginal Name02 > If thats not a "Welcome to eve" I don't know what is
Unoriginal Name02 > If you like I could take you out to lowsec and show you the ropes, I'll protect you whilst you shoot stuff
Jarl Nuada > sounds legit
Caldari De Ville > ... or u shoot him while he tries
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Hey now, I'm a nice guy
Jarl Nuada > ignore the 'rape van' written on the side of his ship
Unoriginal Name02 > I would never think of doing such things
Caldari De Ville > -2.7 ?!
grim996 > with -2.5 sec stat
Unoriginal Name02 > Hahaha
Unoriginal Name02 > Damn it's impossible to bait noobs with this sec status
grim996 > rl nice guy
Unoriginal Name02 > :D
Shaddowflight > ask him if he wants some candy while your at it lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Would you like some candy?
Unoriginal Name02 > I promise it will only hurt for a few seconds
Shaddowflight > do wear protection whilst engaging in surprise buttsex :p
Unoriginal Name02 > Nah I am like one of those people who get aids just to spread it around
Unoriginal Name02 > nice and nasty
grim996 > if you gonna be raping might as well give a std while your at it to leave a real treat
Unoriginal Name02 > No doubt
Tarken McWreckage > a lasting gift
Unoriginal Name02 > syphilis and shit
Unoriginal Name02 > mmmmmmm good stuff
Breezy Freezy > Jesus Crhist!
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol so shocked you can't spell?
Breezy Freezy > yeah O_O
Unoriginal Name02 > If thats not a "Welcome to eve" I don't know what is
<[BH]Zelum> shouting here will get you nowhere
<Sharkbait> there are no GM's here
<Hellspawn> ah, they are awake
<Manira|w0rk> lol
<JamesTalon> Yea, theres only Bug Hunters...Do they have any power? lol
<Manira|w0rk> they can ruin ur life on test :/
<[BH]Zelum> :)
*** JamesTalon has been kicked off channel #eve-chaos by Sharkbait (we have kicking powers)
<Sharkbait> there are no GM's here
<Hellspawn> ah, they are awake
<Manira|w0rk> lol
<JamesTalon> Yea, theres only Bug Hunters...Do they have any power? lol
<Manira|w0rk> they can ruin ur life on test :/
<[BH]Zelum> :)
*** JamesTalon has been kicked off channel #eve-chaos by Sharkbait (we have kicking powers)
IzzyChan > This anime is teh best evar
IzzyChan > It has giant robots, boobs, furries, transvestites, and is sponsored by McDonalds
IzzyChan > It has giant robots, boobs, furries, transvestites, and is sponsored by McDonalds
Frank Horrigan > awsome
Frank Horrigan > just logged on and, 2005.05.31 19:55:49 notify Training of the skill Fast talk lvl 3 has been completed.
Stealthy > OMFG you will posted even more gibberish at a faster lvl!?!?!
Frank Horrigan > LOL
Stealthy > *commences training advanced egg muff L4 NOW
Frank Horrigan > just logged on and, 2005.05.31 19:55:49 notify Training of the skill Fast talk lvl 3 has been completed.
Stealthy > OMFG you will posted even more gibberish at a faster lvl!?!?!
Frank Horrigan > LOL
Stealthy > *commences training advanced egg muff L4 NOW
Eternacate > damnit, where did the rest of my pyerite go
Serena Hennessy > maybe i drank it along with this delicious alcoholic beverage
Eternacate > maybe
Eternacate > is it more cruncy then usual?
Eternacate > crunchy*
Serena Hennessy > hrm... dunno, havn't chewed, but havn't choked either, so I'm going to go with a negative.
Eternacate > well... pyerite is soft... maybe you just haven't noticed
Serena Hennessy > touche.
Serena Hennessy > maybe i drank it along with this delicious alcoholic beverage
Eternacate > maybe
Eternacate > is it more cruncy then usual?
Eternacate > crunchy*
Serena Hennessy > hrm... dunno, havn't chewed, but havn't choked either, so I'm going to go with a negative.
Eternacate > well... pyerite is soft... maybe you just haven't noticed
Serena Hennessy > touche.
Asoka Remko > armageddon is such an inconvenience .....
Azia Burgi > certainly puts your day out
Asoka Remko > Well it does make me a tad peeved.
Azia Burgi > your trying to get to work and there's these 4 weirdo's on horses holding up the traffic
Stormi Weather > rofl
Azia Burgi > leaving war, famine, pestilence and death in their wake, the buggers
LyteWing > Greetings everyone.
Stormi Weather > Thats apocalypse not armageddon ;)
Asoka Remko > My understanding is that the policeman get quite narly if you take that issue up with them
Stormi Weather > The police? Should be worrying about the health inspectors :/
Azia Burgi > certainly puts your day out
Asoka Remko > Well it does make me a tad peeved.
Azia Burgi > your trying to get to work and there's these 4 weirdo's on horses holding up the traffic
Stormi Weather > rofl
Azia Burgi > leaving war, famine, pestilence and death in their wake, the buggers
LyteWing > Greetings everyone.
Stormi Weather > Thats apocalypse not armageddon ;)
Asoka Remko > My understanding is that the policeman get quite narly if you take that issue up with them
Stormi Weather > The police? Should be worrying about the health inspectors :/
DraLaFi > well no worries... take it slow.. thats what eve wants... slow and hard not quick and dirty ;)
BeanBagKing > ya know something....
reylie > hmm?
BeanBagKing > I've asked for ship fits before right, and had people link me to killmails and be like that's a good fit
BeanBagKing > and my only thought was
BeanBagKing > ... it died though....
reylie > hmm?
BeanBagKing > I've asked for ship fits before right, and had people link me to killmails and be like that's a good fit
BeanBagKing > and my only thought was
BeanBagKing > ... it died though....