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Torat > I'm none-straight.
Daniel Jackson > then u sir, are weard
Torat > I sir, can spell wierd.
Azia Burgi > no you can't
Hired Assasin > Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple
Darias > |o |o
Jester03 > lol
Jester03 > heya Big D
Darias > whats up pancake man
Jester03 > mmm Pancakes
Matthias DuBastyra > i can't imagine anything that big and round in the my mouth :P
Leonard Achana > The sansha invasions after Incursion are going to unleash some serious threadnoughts
Leonard Achana > highsec carebear newbs suddenly meeting advanced Sleeper AI npcs with WTFPWN dps
Leonard Achana > The ship losses will be epic, and the tears will be many
Leonard Achana > "Aggro? On my logistics??"
Leonard Achana > it's more likely than you think
sereta > let's roleplay, i'll be the husband and you can be the wife
sereta > make me a samich!
Oriy > can i be the man on the side that the wife is having an affair with?
sereta > have you started the raid yet manny?
Wierd Beard > Blah blah blah. You don't make enough money. Brad my old boyfriend is a doctor
Oriy > im brad and were fucking
Wierd Beard > Oh you want a threesome? Let's call Brad
Oriy > yes yes im here yes?
Oriy > lol
sereta > shut up, what in the hell are you doing out of the kitchen anyways?
Wierd Beard > So, my girlfriends bought me this strap on. You like the internet right?
Skoda Zek > nooooooooo... no strap ons.. no no no no no
Skoda Zek > ky jelly ok, dildos and strap ons noooooooooo
Wierd Beard > Kitchen? Thats a four letter word in my family. You're supposed to be taking care of me, like the princess that I am!
Wierd Beard > WAAAAH! I'm calling mother!
sereta > do you prefer them to vibrate then skoda?
Wierd Beard > Brad is taking me out to dinner. If you don't like it, lump it. :P
Skoda Zek > Saving that quote wb "Weird Beard > You're supposed to be taking care of me, like the princess that i am!" your never going to live that one down
Wierd Beard > We're "just friends"
sereta > it's ok, i'm porkin your sister
Wierd Beard > oh god...OMGRAWR here I come
sereta > and your mother......
sereta > and your grandmother.....
sereta > and your 2 gay uncles
Toaster Oven > You want an actual use for logistics? Log in right after DT and enter a Serpentis 3/10 complex. Follow the first person in to the last room. When you get there, start repairing the station that drops the Gistii loot. Watch local as hilarity ensues
little gurlygirl: yea but warp stabs cut my tageting range in half
number 25: just use a sensor booster
little gurlygirl: i put one on but my range was still the same
swift trueno: did you turn it on?
little gurlygirl: i didn't know they turned on!
Gwarnina > hey cadela, isn't flying a carrier a total bore?
Cadela Fria > I don't know..the idea that I can pvp and masturbate at the same time without worrying is kinda cool
Soft Insanity [SRNE]: sweet, in 3 months, Obama can join Dreddit
Tristan Acoma[prax] (dg): Soft Insanity [SRNE]: only if he continues to make quality comments :)
Soft Insanity [SRNE]: not gonna pull the trigger on the political joke I wanted to use
Soft Insanity [SRNE]: although I may have just made a darker one
Soft Insanity [SRNE]: oh crap, a second one
Tristan Acoma[prax] (dg): oh now you've done it
Gothikia > FELIO WHEN IS TACO DAY!?
Felio > every day is Taco Day goth, I'm mexican.
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