Demiwylf > If I ever meet the son of a bitch who invented "filter keys" I'm gonna shove that goddamn shift key so far up his nose his brain will register everything in all caps.
Hakera > well, im still trying to persuade oveur to allow us to claim sovereignty in low sec :) maybe with nwo changes
Moghwai > Hak: try dancing nakid for him, he seems to like that
Hakera > O.o
* Darmed Khan wonders how moghwai would know that
Darmed Khan > is there something you're not telling us? :)
Moghwai > ahh wait, shit...
Sforza > You're a man of many talents moggy
Sforza > None of which I wish to hear any more about
Moghwai > shhh, i have to get somewhere QUICK
Hakera > hopefully with your clothes on :)
Moghwai > :(
Sforza > It'd make a change
Moghwai > guess that will follow me quite a while eh?
Sforza > Oh yes
Hakera > yeah its being omgrawr'd atm
Moghwai > gah :<
Moghwai > Hak: try dancing nakid for him, he seems to like that
Hakera > O.o
* Darmed Khan wonders how moghwai would know that
Darmed Khan > is there something you're not telling us? :)
Moghwai > ahh wait, shit...
Sforza > You're a man of many talents moggy
Sforza > None of which I wish to hear any more about
Moghwai > shhh, i have to get somewhere QUICK
Hakera > hopefully with your clothes on :)
Moghwai > :(
Sforza > It'd make a change
Moghwai > guess that will follow me quite a while eh?
Sforza > Oh yes
Hakera > yeah its being omgrawr'd atm
Moghwai > gah :<
maximus babbarus > ill save you te hastle if your looking, been docked for a week with a messy break up with the now ex guys and likly to be docked for the forseable future
redeye uk > sucks :(
maximus babbarus > had all my shit thrown in the street today was kinda funny tbh lol
maximus babbarus > but hay atleast i got it all back ^^
redeye uk > hehe
redeye uk > sucks :(
maximus babbarus > had all my shit thrown in the street today was kinda funny tbh lol
maximus babbarus > but hay atleast i got it all back ^^
redeye uk > hehe
Seriphyn Inhonores > /emote retracts the finger, seeming to go rock hard, "Um well...."
Sonea White > OOoo. You <i>are</i> pleased to see me.
Sonea White > OOoo. You <i>are</i> pleased to see me.
J Constantine > oh shit
Greegor > gank anyone? :p
J Constantine > I almost did a booobooo
Greegor > booboo?
J Constantine > almost shot a hauler in 0.5 in my vaga ^^
Amazoph > :P
Greegor > lol
J Constantine > a fuck up
Greegor > i understand now :D
Greegor > gank anyone? :p
J Constantine > I almost did a booobooo
Greegor > booboo?
J Constantine > almost shot a hauler in 0.5 in my vaga ^^
Amazoph > :P
Greegor > lol
J Constantine > a fuck up
Greegor > i understand now :D
FraXy > once upon a time there was a stubborn kid named FraXy
FraXy > he wished and wished for a Rattlesnake but daddy Krapz never gave him one
FraXy > So he took his lifesavings and bought [NOR] Honor and fitted it with stuff the stole from daddy`s collection
FraXy > 'Hypnos' Multispectral ECM I x3 from daddy`s Scorpion, True Sansha Warp Disruptor from daddy`s Vagabond
FraXy > True Sansha Medium Armor Repairer from daddy`s Muninn, True Sansha Armor Explosive Hardener from daddy`s friend`s Deimos
FraXy > Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II x2 from daddy`s sister`s daughter`s friend`s Sacrilege
FraXy > and finally 1600mm Reinforced Rolled Tungsten Plates I from daddy`s uncle`s son`s daughter`s bestfriend`s friend`s mom`s daughter`s Crusader
FraXy > which made little baby FraXy very happy
FraXy > he wished and wished for a Rattlesnake but daddy Krapz never gave him one
FraXy > So he took his lifesavings and bought [NOR] Honor and fitted it with stuff the stole from daddy`s collection
FraXy > 'Hypnos' Multispectral ECM I x3 from daddy`s Scorpion, True Sansha Warp Disruptor from daddy`s Vagabond
FraXy > True Sansha Medium Armor Repairer from daddy`s Muninn, True Sansha Armor Explosive Hardener from daddy`s friend`s Deimos
FraXy > Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II x2 from daddy`s sister`s daughter`s friend`s Sacrilege
FraXy > and finally 1600mm Reinforced Rolled Tungsten Plates I from daddy`s uncle`s son`s daughter`s bestfriend`s friend`s mom`s daughter`s Crusader
FraXy > which made little baby FraXy very happy
ShazaamBacon20 > does anyone need a corp to join?
ShazaamBacon20 > it offers free blow jobs
ShazaamBacon20 > disregard that
Sidonia Didrika > you mean we have to pay?
ShazaamBacon20 > dumbass
ShazaamBacon20 > it offers free blow jobs
ShazaamBacon20 > disregard that
Sidonia Didrika > you mean we have to pay?
ShazaamBacon20 > dumbass
nopal > YES I HAVE STATIONS ON OVERVIEWS AND I THINK PEOPLE WHO DONT ARE MADE OF FAIL.
Renko Lavochkin > cryo, are you on ts?
Numphony > ALWAYS BE ON TS PPL
Numphony > CAPS ARE NICE
Numphony > IT GET YOUR POINT OUT BETTER
Numphony > ALWAYS BE ON TS PPL
Numphony > CAPS ARE NICE
Numphony > IT GET YOUR POINT OUT BETTER
While mining from my Megathron in Sobaseki, I met this charming NOOB (Name Changed to keep from overly ebarrasing said NOOB)
Setting. Orefield in Sobaseki, 0.8 Sector, An Iteron 5 with 8 Giant Secures inside (my hauler), My Megathron with 7 Miner II's playfully stripping Pyroxeres. One jettison can with one unit of Veldspar. In comes NOOB in a shiny new Kestrel.
<NOOB> whatcha mining
<Aterr Terradon> Pyro
<NOOB> I mine Scordite
<Aterr Terradon> that's nice, u hunting rats now?
<NOOB> Im gonna do some mining
<Aterr Terradon> oh, ok... good luck
(Jet Can goes POP)
<Aterr Terradon> hey, that was not Cool
<NOOB> hehe, I took your ore, and theres nuthin you can do about it
<Aterr Terradon> So, make u feel good...? Do that 332 more times and you'll have enough to refine =)
<Aterr Terradon> Training to be an Ore Thief could be a bad career decision...
(Check Character Info... NOOB is 9 Days old)
( Jet new can with 1 Veld and 1400m3 of Pyro and Transfer to Hauler)
<NOOB> geez u are stupid
<Aterr Terradon> How so?
<NOOB> I'm just gonna take that too
<Aterr Terradon> Please Kid, u don't have a Clue... do u?
<Aterr Terradon> Are u completely brain dead...?
(Jet Container Goes POP)
<NOOB> See I took your ore again... u are so stupid
<Aterr Terradon> U took 2 units of Veldspar, it takes 333 units to refine, in the Meantime I have transferred 1000's of units of Pyro to my hauler. all u are doing, is annoying me now.
<NOOB> ure not not doing anything cause u can't even if u had guns u can't shoot me cuz the cops will blow up ure ship n ill take ure shit. haha.
<Aterr Terradon> Go annoy someone else.
(Jet 1 Veldspar and 1400m3 Pyro again... Transfer Pyro to Indy)
(POP... he takes the 1 Veld again) (Some Arrogators arrive)
<NOOB> i luv this... a stupid miner
<Aterr Terradon> go chase the rats kid
<NOOB> im gonna watch them blow up ure ship then take ur stuff
<Aterr Terradon>Yah think... (Releases 9 Wasp Drones Rats Die)
<NOOB> Now im gonna take ure lootz
<Aterr Terradon> Really....
(Recalls Drones and Scoops them... Targets NOOB, disbands group)
<NOOB> yu cant scare me... yu cant do shit cept watch
(NOOB collects all loot... is at 23km)
<Aterr Terradon> Wanna take my stuff... you forgot the Torpedo
(Fires 1 Inferno Torpedo at Noob Kestrel, then warps to nearby moon)
<NOOB> what torpedo... theres no more loot here
<NOOB> Hey asshole u can't do that
(Concord Warning Garbage.... I send my Indy over and loot his can)
<Aterr Terradon> Stay away from me until u learn some manners
<NOOB> im gonna get u banned
<Aterr Terradon> Get a life
<NOOB> im telling the GMs that you are cheating
<Aterr Terradon> Please do
<NOOB> u owe me 2 million for that ship and all my stuff
<Aterr Terradon> tell it to the GM
<Aterr Terradon> After they rip ur head from ur backside, find a nice corp to teach you the ropes. Until then u are on my very short block list. Luv ya bye bye.
(Added NOOB to Block list)
Setting. Orefield in Sobaseki, 0.8 Sector, An Iteron 5 with 8 Giant Secures inside (my hauler), My Megathron with 7 Miner II's playfully stripping Pyroxeres. One jettison can with one unit of Veldspar. In comes NOOB in a shiny new Kestrel.
<NOOB> whatcha mining
<Aterr Terradon> Pyro
<NOOB> I mine Scordite
<Aterr Terradon> that's nice, u hunting rats now?
<NOOB> Im gonna do some mining
<Aterr Terradon> oh, ok... good luck
(Jet Can goes POP)
<Aterr Terradon> hey, that was not Cool
<NOOB> hehe, I took your ore, and theres nuthin you can do about it
<Aterr Terradon> So, make u feel good...? Do that 332 more times and you'll have enough to refine =)
<Aterr Terradon> Training to be an Ore Thief could be a bad career decision...
(Check Character Info... NOOB is 9 Days old)
( Jet new can with 1 Veld and 1400m3 of Pyro and Transfer to Hauler)
<NOOB> geez u are stupid
<Aterr Terradon> How so?
<NOOB> I'm just gonna take that too
<Aterr Terradon> Please Kid, u don't have a Clue... do u?
<Aterr Terradon> Are u completely brain dead...?
(Jet Container Goes POP)
<NOOB> See I took your ore again... u are so stupid
<Aterr Terradon> U took 2 units of Veldspar, it takes 333 units to refine, in the Meantime I have transferred 1000's of units of Pyro to my hauler. all u are doing, is annoying me now.
<NOOB> ure not not doing anything cause u can't even if u had guns u can't shoot me cuz the cops will blow up ure ship n ill take ure shit. haha.
<Aterr Terradon> Go annoy someone else.
(Jet 1 Veldspar and 1400m3 Pyro again... Transfer Pyro to Indy)
(POP... he takes the 1 Veld again) (Some Arrogators arrive)
<NOOB> i luv this... a stupid miner
<Aterr Terradon> go chase the rats kid
<NOOB> im gonna watch them blow up ure ship then take ur stuff
<Aterr Terradon>Yah think... (Releases 9 Wasp Drones Rats Die)
<NOOB> Now im gonna take ure lootz
<Aterr Terradon> Really....
(Recalls Drones and Scoops them... Targets NOOB, disbands group)
<NOOB> yu cant scare me... yu cant do shit cept watch
(NOOB collects all loot... is at 23km)
<Aterr Terradon> Wanna take my stuff... you forgot the Torpedo
(Fires 1 Inferno Torpedo at Noob Kestrel, then warps to nearby moon)
<NOOB> what torpedo... theres no more loot here
<NOOB> Hey asshole u can't do that
(Concord Warning Garbage.... I send my Indy over and loot his can)
<Aterr Terradon> Stay away from me until u learn some manners
<NOOB> im gonna get u banned
<Aterr Terradon> Get a life
<NOOB> im telling the GMs that you are cheating
<Aterr Terradon> Please do
<NOOB> u owe me 2 million for that ship and all my stuff
<Aterr Terradon> tell it to the GM
<Aterr Terradon> After they rip ur head from ur backside, find a nice corp to teach you the ropes. Until then u are on my very short block list. Luv ya bye bye.
(Added NOOB to Block list)