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Homo Erectus > hi van danger
Van Danger > yo
Homo Erectus > would you like some slausage
Van Danger > lol im straight, thanks though
Homo Erectus > which one of you pa guys was trying to initiate cyber sex with me the other night
Homo Erectus > i was limp then but im poppin viagra like skittles today
Darth Maul > 0.o
EveJunkie > careful man, too many of those and your knob will explode
Homo Erectus > what? guys aren't supposed to have periods?
<Sadist> hmm
<Sadist> i just realized, ishkur with autocannons might be a good idea
<enn> youre kidding ... a ship with guns?
<DigitalCommunist> no, my drive to be unique and creative is about as high as tomb when it comes to balancing ships
Entreri Finwe > 1. Locate raised, reddish area
Entreri Finwe > 2. Move finger formed appenidx to rest upon said raised area
Entreri Finwe > 3. in a fluid motion, move said appendix down, towards the reddish area
Entreri Finwe > 4. duck
Marcel Rhodes > "Pressing the nuclear missile button: for Americans."
DmitryEKT > The Orca no longer applies wrong math when calculating the volume of items it is containing.
DmitryEKT > two + two = five?
Grimpak > for extreme valules of two
the_slayer: maybe I should just get out the closet already
the_slayer: no problem with girls then :D
Arkhamina: heh.
Vinata: yeah, I don't think you've thought this through any further than "can't get dumped by girls"
Arkhamina: I hear vinata is single ;)
the_slayer: theres the issue with that ocean tho
Arkhamina: true. dating someone in another country is a right pain in the ass.
Vinata: Well if he's gonna be gay he's got to get used to that
DaMiGe > /emote considers buying it
Plymer Ization > a thanatos?
Plymer Ization > why?
Plymer Ization > traitor
DaMiGe > i wanna collect them all!
DaMiGe > they are my pokemon ^^
Caldari citizen 3049573 > lol
Plymer Ization > hahah
Trypho > thanathos - I CHOOSE YOU!!
Plymer Ization > THANA! THANA!
DaMiGe > DO THE BERSERKER ATACK NOOOW
Plymer Ization > THANATOS!
Plymer Ization > *bam*
Trypho > *thanathos was incapacitated*
Plymer Ization > thanatos! return!
Plymer Ization > GOOOOO NIDHOGGUR!
Trypho > gotta catch them all - CARRIERS!!
Plymer Ization > how many do you have in your Carrierdex?
Trypho > quick quick!! throw a scrambler-ball so we can catch him!
DaMiGe > /emote throws the large bubble ball
-In the Rookie help channel-
Nicolas Pascal > Does anyone here know off the top of their head the distinction between a nut and a fruit?
ISD StyrofoamHippie > Nicolas: that is highly off topic
BorisHotch > i lost my first apoc cos of trying out a smartbomb
BorisHotch > lost my second one cos of the wife
BorisHotch > she had an allergic reaction to a chinese takeway
BorisHotch > was hard to decide if i should dock from the mission before trying to revive her
RiGoMortis > youy think i m pretty :) ?
RiGoMortis > oops worn gchannel
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