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Zaffm > I cant believe keith ledger won the oscar for best supporting actor, I saw the black night and he was the worst riddler I ever seen, jack nicklaus was way better and he is a golf legend
Ami Seneschal > So this baby seal walks into a club...
Lux Harrison > tbh i'm surprised amarrian mining ships don't send a few thousand slaves out with picks and shovels
Ephibrulus > lol, in spacesuits
Lux Harrison > if they were lucky
Ephibrulus > that would be a site
Resartus > they would be like mining drones but all chained together in a long string between you and the roid
Lux Harrison > with buckets to pass
Resartus > and they would sing "swing low sweet chariot" but you couldn't hear them because of the vacuum
Resartus > so you just have to imagine it
Lux Harrison > i may put that in the suggestions box next time they do a survey
Azia Burgi > not "hi ho"?
Resartus > for god's sake they're not dwarves!
Lux Harrison > not got they same ring to it, 'off to work we go, with a shovel and pick and a large multi use space survival kit'
Yvinex > what does DNA stand for?
haav0c > deoxyrybonucleyic acid
Yvinex > national dyslexic association
Flings'poo > :)
haav0c > ...oh
haav0c > yeah, that's funnier
Mr Evilbadnasty > oh man
Mr Evilbadnasty > this chick called Eve just called me and asked if I wanted to go out for a drink with her
Mr Evilbadnasty > so do I play Eve, or play with Eve. =
Eck Stavo > both?
Mr Evilbadnasty > eh, I don't think she's that big on computer games tbh
Mr Evilbadnasty > o.0
Eck Stavo > invite her back to your place and show her how big a megathron is
Iyanah > will the owner of teh obelisk in parking lot A please remove their vehicle before CONCORD is forced to tow it :P
Cirvix > weeee
Ignatzmaximov > toilets are at the back of the ship....
Enok > humm so your telling me the toilet in the megathron is in the bridge?
Digger demon > no... it is the bridge... ;)
Akaro Skyfang > No, the toilet is the Captain's chair
Enok > thats why they're such good pilots?
Akaro Skyfang > Exactly
Enok > okey
Enok > /emote takes a dump
Ignatzmaximov > whats that smell????
Cirvix > enok
Ignatzmaximov > he better see the medic... i think he has a bowel infection....
Qu33n N3criZ > hey guys... i need to up my powergrid by 100% any ideas????
Cybermanzero > buy a new ship
Omicron North > I love using drones against battleships
Omicron North > they're like a retard with an axe trying to kill flies
Bacchanalian > when someone put down a TCU in some random system in Delve or something for April Fools last year, we had an epic shitstorm of "what the fuck is this sov shit" in alliance mail
Bacchanalian > and had at least two STIM members actually drop roles until people realized it was April 1st and a massive troll (one of the best pranks I've seen played in a while actually).
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