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Fragito > Anyone here know a lot about computer harddrives?
doctorstupid2 > i know that they dont like it when you hit them with heavy things
doctorstupid2 > does that help?
Fragito > lol
Fragito > Not exactly.
doctorstupid2 > meh, i'm way out of my league then
Haitchi Allamut > Kehmor, Handle the smack please, im going to get a drink.
Kehmor > yessir
Kehmor > you are all really dreadful and all your girlfriends and unfulfilled and alienated
Kehmor > did I mention you're actually adopted?
Kehmor > your parents don't even love you
Haitchi Allamut > I think they left, hun.
Kehmor > :(
Jala Darkharvest > what about the **** teamspeak
Jala Darkharvest > im confused :(
Jala Darkharvest > their password is ASK YOUR CEO and that doesnt work
Spoz Virtus > lol i hope trolling :P
Jala Darkharvest > <.<
Evanda Char > Why do Violator Alvum have tentacles?
Serelon > you *sure* you want to know the answer to that?
Marithin > hint: the reason is reflected int eh name :P
Evanda Char crosses her legs
Evanda Char > You owuldn't think drones would be into that
<Nerd> you have no rights in the USA
<Galazar> i've said it before
<Galazar> mr fbi
<Galazar> given the chance
<MrJake> FBI can eat my shit for breakfast
<Galazar> i'd kill the president
<Nerd> we lost it
<MrJake> they cant do shit to me here :)
<Galazar> nor moi
<Nerd> freedom's are gone
* Galazar has the protection of a sea
<Tara> lol
<Galazar> cause ur america
<Nerd> i feel sad
<Galazar> u traded ur freedom for MacDonalds
hfo Omnix sacrifices a CCP programmer in the hope of getting his fittings back
Gavjack Bunk > There was a lot of french online this morning
Gavjack Bunk > Almost as though they're all on strike or something
Bloodfrog > Im getting sleepy as i D-plex. Should i 1) Eat more donuts, drink more mountion dew for sugar/caffiene high or 2) Zap myself with my tazer every 30 minutes?.......I need some pro tips.
Val Erian > tazer is most reliable
Bloodfrog > k ty
Val Erian > that or you tube
Deacon Abox > i found stroking my pussy while it purrs is stimulating and relaxing
Bloodfrog > lol
Val Erian > it makes me fall asleep.
Bloodfrog > yea....i need to get more awake.
Deacon Abox > obviously too much gentle stroking and not enough squeezing
Deacon Abox > it's all technique
Bloodfrog > Hey...that works...i just squeeezed my kitty slightly to hard and WHAM !.......Scratches and blood....yup....wide awake now....ty Deacon :)
Acaelus > Hurly Burly > i just wish theo would take me off block so I could tell him what a loser he is
Theo Samaritan > In order for me to be a loser you have to be a winner Hurly. The fact that you being a winner and the universe existing are mutually exclusive variables mean that I have the upper hand.
Tolomea > haven't played anything else at all since I started eve
Jaezila > Well you probably don't have a 15 year old and 12 year old son, both of whom say EVE is too complicated ...
Jaezila > and who need Mommy to please please please play a healer to help them through their quest ...
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