Hardin > Hello
Scorpio Dantes > Greetings Mr. Hardin!
Hardin > How can I help you?
Hardin > Anarchist :p
Scorpio Dantes > I just need a moment of your time to alert you to an amzing new offer!
Hardin > Oh?
Scorpio Dantes > I am a purveyor of the finest erotic holoreels in the cluster! Can I interest you in a copy of GALLENTE GIRLS GONE WILD? http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8674/gggwyt6.jpg
Scorpio Dantes > Or perhaps something a bit more exotic? BRUTOR UNCHAINED! http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7581/bunch2ve8.jpg
Scorpio Dantes > Although I don't know your personal preference, you might also be interested in ALTAR BOYZ! http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/9154/aboyz2rg9.jpg
Scorpio Dantes > No offense intended, if you do not prefer males.
Hardin > I am sorry but I have left sins of the flesh behind me
Hardin > I have been purged
Hardin > and am no longer tempted by Gallente wenches or Altar Boyz
Hardin > not that I was tempted by Altar Boyz in the first place
Scorpio Dantes > That's a pity, sir, a damned shame if I do say so myself! Everyone needs a few harmless vices!
Hardin > My joy in life now is in bringing ignorant heathens into the warm light of Amarrian wisdom
Scorpio Dantes > Well, if you change your mind, feel free to convo me any time! Thank you for your patience.
Hardin > Farewell anarchist
Scorpio Dantes > Bye bye!
Scorpio Dantes > Greetings Mr. Hardin!
Hardin > How can I help you?
Hardin > Anarchist :p
Scorpio Dantes > I just need a moment of your time to alert you to an amzing new offer!
Hardin > Oh?
Scorpio Dantes > I am a purveyor of the finest erotic holoreels in the cluster! Can I interest you in a copy of GALLENTE GIRLS GONE WILD? http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8674/gggwyt6.jpg
Scorpio Dantes > Or perhaps something a bit more exotic? BRUTOR UNCHAINED! http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7581/bunch2ve8.jpg
Scorpio Dantes > Although I don't know your personal preference, you might also be interested in ALTAR BOYZ! http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/9154/aboyz2rg9.jpg
Scorpio Dantes > No offense intended, if you do not prefer males.
Hardin > I am sorry but I have left sins of the flesh behind me
Hardin > I have been purged
Hardin > and am no longer tempted by Gallente wenches or Altar Boyz
Hardin > not that I was tempted by Altar Boyz in the first place
Scorpio Dantes > That's a pity, sir, a damned shame if I do say so myself! Everyone needs a few harmless vices!
Hardin > My joy in life now is in bringing ignorant heathens into the warm light of Amarrian wisdom
Scorpio Dantes > Well, if you change your mind, feel free to convo me any time! Thank you for your patience.
Hardin > Farewell anarchist
Scorpio Dantes > Bye bye!
Sin Vareal > u think i would waste my time askin for help for a troll?
Nomi Cakes > Sin, I know people that would troll the blind if they could.
Leonard Dukes > Nomi - They'd never see it comin'.
Nomi Cakes > Leonard, you just won 2mil.
Leonard Dukes > Thanks, Nomi, you've been great. I'll be here all week, be sure to tip your waitress :)
Nomi Cakes > I think I just did.
Leonard Dukes > *rimshot*
Nomi Cakes > Sin, I know people that would troll the blind if they could.
Leonard Dukes > Nomi - They'd never see it comin'.
Nomi Cakes > Leonard, you just won 2mil.
Leonard Dukes > Thanks, Nomi, you've been great. I'll be here all week, be sure to tip your waitress :)
Nomi Cakes > I think I just did.
Leonard Dukes > *rimshot*
Elsydian > I have a hampster named Nibbles :)
Chococat > oh ffs, I was just about to kill you, how can I kill you after an opening line like that
Elsydian > with love and adoration?
Elsydian > and chocolate kisses?
Chococat > but who would feed nibbles?
Elsydian > hes my only friend
Chococat > /emote dabs hankie to eye
Chococat > fear not small nibbles, Elsydian will be back to give you your fruit and kibble tonight
Elsydian > :)
Elsydian > ty for sparing my hampster
Chococat > oh ffs, I was just about to kill you, how can I kill you after an opening line like that
Elsydian > with love and adoration?
Elsydian > and chocolate kisses?
Chococat > but who would feed nibbles?
Elsydian > hes my only friend
Chococat > /emote dabs hankie to eye
Chococat > fear not small nibbles, Elsydian will be back to give you your fruit and kibble tonight
Elsydian > :)
Elsydian > ty for sparing my hampster
M3ta > Minuteman: there's no such thing as a "Sacrelege".
Minuteman > Yes there is.
Minuteman > It goes "pew pew pew" and only STAVROS can fly it.
Minuteman > Only he has the "CRUISE CONTROL" skill at level 5.
Minuteman > Yes there is.
Minuteman > It goes "pew pew pew" and only STAVROS can fly it.
Minuteman > Only he has the "CRUISE CONTROL" skill at level 5.
Vasili Z > I wanna do a lot of things
Vasili Z > like your mom
Vasili Z > your sister
Vasili Z > your aunt
Nipplator > my aunt is dead
Rellazi > That is why he wants to do her.
Nipplator > nice
Vasili Z > like your mom
Vasili Z > your sister
Vasili Z > your aunt
Nipplator > my aunt is dead
Rellazi > That is why he wants to do her.
Nipplator > nice
Orihalcon Vallinar > Hello
Orihalcon Vallinar > I'm new
Orihalcon Vallinar > please don't kill me
Orihalcon Vallinar > I will be sad
Alexander Armstrong > -_- Noob! this aint world of warcraft 1....2 you only die here if you piss people off, steal shit, or have a 2.8 bill isk BPO in your hold. simple
Sathyr Soleis > LFG high sec suicide gank on Alexander
Sathyr Soleis > Need healer and tank
Alexander Armstrong > yay i love susicide ganks
Sathyr Soleis > need 5k gear score
Sathyr Soleis > no druids
October Tsukiko > DAMNIT
Orihalcon Vallinar > I'm new
Orihalcon Vallinar > please don't kill me
Orihalcon Vallinar > I will be sad
Alexander Armstrong > -_- Noob! this aint world of warcraft 1....2 you only die here if you piss people off, steal shit, or have a 2.8 bill isk BPO in your hold. simple
Sathyr Soleis > LFG high sec suicide gank on Alexander
Sathyr Soleis > Need healer and tank
Alexander Armstrong > yay i love susicide ganks
Sathyr Soleis > need 5k gear score
Sathyr Soleis > no druids
October Tsukiko > DAMNIT
Chode Rizoum > >.< kilrock is weird to be on vent with
KilROCK > hes annoying isnt he
KilROCK > oh wait wrong char
KilROCK > X_x
KilROCK > hes annoying isnt he
KilROCK > oh wait wrong char
KilROCK > X_x
Palli: YOUR MOM IS AN AEON!
Atrisha: YOUR MOM IS A HEL!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE CAN'T FIT THROUGH A TITAN PORTAL!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, GOONFLEET TRIED TO TACKLE HER!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, MOLLE SAID TO HER, "WE'LL TAKE IT!"
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE HAS A LOGIN QUEUE!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE CAN FIT A STATION WAREHOUSE!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE COULDN'T EVEN BE LOST BY TYRRAX!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE DON'T FIT INSIDE THE SHIELDS!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE SHOWS UP ON OVERVIEW. TWO REGIONS AWAY!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE DON'T NEED SMARTBOMBS!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, CHRIBBA TRIED TO MINE HER!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, THEY STILL CAN'T GET HER OUT OF THE EVE GATE!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, THEY NAMED A SYSTEM AFTER HER!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, MISSILES GO AROUND HER!
Atrisha: YOUR MOM IS A HEL!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE CAN'T FIT THROUGH A TITAN PORTAL!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, GOONFLEET TRIED TO TACKLE HER!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, MOLLE SAID TO HER, "WE'LL TAKE IT!"
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE HAS A LOGIN QUEUE!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE CAN FIT A STATION WAREHOUSE!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE COULDN'T EVEN BE LOST BY TYRRAX!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE DON'T FIT INSIDE THE SHIELDS!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE SHOWS UP ON OVERVIEW. TWO REGIONS AWAY!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE DON'T NEED SMARTBOMBS!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, CHRIBBA TRIED TO MINE HER!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, THEY STILL CAN'T GET HER OUT OF THE EVE GATE!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, THEY NAMED A SYSTEM AFTER HER!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, MISSILES GO AROUND HER!
Lethaldream > Pizza sauce makes my hemorrhoid itch :(
Edgewise > TMI man.
Edgewise > Use preperation H
Futher Bezluden > ffs... put the pizza in your mouth man... your mouth
Edgewise > TMI man.
Edgewise > Use preperation H
Futher Bezluden > ffs... put the pizza in your mouth man... your mouth
<Stavros> and the lord said
<Stavros> woe to ye who do not immdiately tell stavros wtf u are talking about
<Stavros> for u shall be recieving much slapping of the cock variety
<[EA]TwinBlade> roflmao
<Stavros> woe to ye who do not immdiately tell stavros wtf u are talking about
<Stavros> for u shall be recieving much slapping of the cock variety
<[EA]TwinBlade> roflmao