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* Omber Zombie s back
Omber Zombie > run in fear and dread
Caya > i run in archon, is it anough?
Omber Zombie > it may save you, but i'm guessing not
Omber Zombie > unleash the roids of war
* Caya starts ro press all buttons in haste and panic.
Omber Zombie > fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to the ebil side
Omber Zombie > Caya
Omber Zombie > I am your father
Caya > o.O
Caya > when i compare yours and my faces, i can be your grandfather :-P
* Omber Zombie chops off caya's hand
Omber Zombie > search your feelings
Omber Zombie > you know it is true
Omber Zombie > join me, and together we will rule the universe as father and son
Izanami Rei > God I'm so sick and tired of listening to that damn vibration
Morwen Lagann > ... well
Morwen Lagann > put away the vibrator, duh
Morwen Lagann > use your fingers or something
Donna Darko > today i think i'll meet my second officer spawn in my life
Donna Darko > the first one ended up rather badly, so i have a debt to pay
Joerd Toastius > would be nice
Donna Darko > yes indeed
Donna Darko > i should have a little GM pocket-friend
Donna Darko > "Today I need to feel lucky... what can you do about it? - Leave that in my hands.... :D"
Donna Darko > *POUFF* belt full of battleships "Have fun! - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARrrrrrghh"
Donna Darko > omg even my fantasies are becoming nightmares about losing my ships.....
Schnizzel Berdinkus > I just see a high sec status with a bounty and think running scared.
Ubu > what bounty?
Schnizzel Berdinkus > 1,600,000 isk. Not enough to waste ammo on, really.
Ubu > you think 1.6 million is a bounty? You're out of touch.
Biggus Tankus > It's money on your head so ergo it's a bounty
Biggus Tankus > could be 1isk but the principle is the same
Ubu > It's someone telling me they like me
Schnizzel Berdinkus > Even if it only enough to say you weren't worth it.
Ubu > anything under a couple hundred mill is a joke
Schnizzel Berdinkus > Which means you're a joke?
Ubu > a joke between friends, but that's cool.
Schnizzel Berdinkus > A real friend would have put a bil on your head.
Ubu > yawn
Schnizzel Berdinkus > And ejaculated.
Qmar > what sthe route again to empire from impass?
Isaak > east a bit
Isaak > then south
Isaak > oh no
Isaak > west
Isaak > then north
Qmar > ill go trough HED then
<KeepItSimple> Anybody need something from NOL?
<Throdax> 3 exotic dancers
<KeepItSimple> What happened to the 3 you got yesterday?
<Throdax> already filled
<KeepItSimple> Disgusting, have you no shame?
<KeepItSimple> :-)
<Throdax> no
<KeepItSimple> Good, good
Liltha > I swear I just saw orion in one of those backgrounds
Triple Entendre > Stare at just the right place, at the right time in the right system...and some say that with the right solar winds, the nebulae will part, and you can make out the outline of the Goatse man, twinkling and immortalized in the heavens.
Escador > MEP3ABEC > you will die
MEP3ABEC > and all your corpmates too
Cartiff > lol
Gazmus > LOL
Alphamarine > lol who is that
Escador > raids corp
* Bujie runs and hides under the bed...*shivers*
Alphamarine > dunno who they are lol
NateX > Rofel
NateX > are he still in u-q?
NateX > no, 36n
Tolin Dorden > so... we're supposed to be ... afraid now as well?
Tolin Dorden > and here was me hoping I'd only have to deal with my hangovers
Selim > Well, Oica, I have expended all my diplomatic powers, and I am unable to find a solution to your dilemma. You'll be recieving a diplomatic package by air in about 23 hours. Good day.
Aeaus > Selim, may I recomend we strap it to a 1400mm Shell?
Selim > That can be arranged.
Bacchanalian > we should perhaps be so hospitable as to deliver multiple packages, no? we want to make sure we bring enough to go around
Aeaus > Yes, that would be most elegant.
Durok Torn > and we, of course, shall be obligated, through a sence of fair play and politness, to respond in kind
Bacchanalian > I look forward to it Durok!
Scorpio Dantes > Somehow I think Durok's package will prove too small to sufficiently stimulate us.
Loney > What the F*ck... where did my POS's go?
SFShootme > boom
Loney > *slaps himself..
Keiler > lol
Loney > *doesn't wake up
SFShootme > we blew em up 2 weeks ago
SFShootme > u didn't check before?
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